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Politics / Re: Jarus Wages War On Seun Osewa On Nairaland, Violates Rules 10, 8 by Wawelexy(m): 11:30am On Aug 26
Jarus:
Pls let him ban me and deactivate my account.

I have been trying to deactivate. He makes it impossible!

Let him deactivate my account permanently.

He is forcing me to remain here. And as long as he keeps me here, I will respond to whatever he says about me.


Oh! He's forcing you to remain here? You are bored ... Go and get busy
Politics / Re: Anambra Government Reacts As A PS Is Accused Of Beating An HOD To Coma by Wawelexy(m): 11:22am On Aug 26
Lol.... Reason for fight is yet to be ascertained...

Trust me, if it's not money, then one of them is having an affair with the other's hubby... Anything aside from this, is just to cover up the real matter....

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Nairaland / General / Re: If You Had The Powers To Ban A Nairalander, Who Would You Ban? by Wawelexy(m): 8:26am On Aug 26
immortalcrown:
Block feature is inappropriate for a forum like Nairaland. Liars who don't want to be exposed and toxic people who don't want to be challenged are the ones asking for the block feature.

If you block someone, he or she can abuse you in his or her comment and you can't see the comment. You can abuse the person in your comment and he or she can't reply to it in defense. This means that lies can hardly be detected and countered on the forum. This is one of the reasons the block feature is wrong on the forum.


You said my mind....

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Politics / Re: I’d Love To Return To Prison, I Will Still Spray Money – Bobrisky by Wawelexy(m): 8:13am On Aug 26
lendahand:
I SUPPOSE his dad is late.

Yeah, was told recently too... May God grant his soul eternal rest

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Politics / Re: I’d Love To Return To Prison, I Will Still Spray Money – Bobrisky by Wawelexy(m): 4:07pm On Aug 25
D3rd:


He's dead but Bob showed him great respect while alive.

I remember Bob reverting to factory settings whenever the occasion called for his visit to his late dad.

Case in point, the last birthday that was hosted in his honour before he passed.

You can find that thread somewhere around these streets (Nairaland)


What's the point of respecting him in his presence and then disrespect him by doing what he's against at his absence... The man was never proud of him
Politics / Re: I’d Love To Return To Prison, I Will Still Spray Money – Bobrisky by Wawelexy(m): 10:32am On Aug 25
D3rd:


Have some respect for the dead.

This is ice cold 😨


Oh, not aware he's dead... But still, the man must be regretting on Bob wherever he is
Politics / Re: I’d Love To Return To Prison, I Will Still Spray Money – Bobrisky by Wawelexy(m): 5:11am On Aug 25
Bob's dad crying to God!!

God why Why this boy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Male Lion Attacks Over 20 Hyenas by Wawelexy(m): 1:04pm On Aug 18
[quote author=matrix199 post=131566081]Let's get these facts straight.

1. A full grown male lion cannot deliver a quick death to a full grown hyena. It would take more than 5mins for such to happen. Unless the lion is experienced enough to grab the hyena by the neck and snap it. That seldom happens.
2. The combined strengths of 5 full grown hyenas exceeed any full grown male lion
3. Lion's personality is not the same in every lion. Level of aggression, size, tawniness varies. Like for example, lions in the Ngorogoro crater and Serengetti are bigger, stronger, much more aggressive than lions in other regions like the Mara, Luwanga, and so on.

Now back to the topic. Those hyenas are less defiant though. But then, you would wonder why these 20 or more hyenas can't simply lunge at the lion at once since their combined strengths exceed the lone male lion. Well, hyenas are a lot much smarter/intelligent than lions. They know too well that if they collectively stood their ground or attacked the male lion at once, the lion would lose the fight. But there would be a price to pay. One or two or three hyenas would be the unfortunate ones the male lion would deal heavy fatal blows(bites). No hyena is brave enough to draw close and be that sacrificial scapegoat. That's the reason they scamper whenever the male lion comes into the scene. The lion also instills fear in their mind with his brute aggression and roaring.





Your last point shows that you really don't know the major quality lions possesses...

The aura in any male lion is about 70% FEAR.... Then respect and the rest....

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Male Lion Attacks Over 20 Hyenas by Wawelexy(m): 12:58pm On Aug 18
Leemzyy:
I want them as a baby pet biko not me being a meal to themgrin


Lions are never meant to be pets... They are jungle warriors, there's nothing domestic about them.... You people should stop changing or altering nature...

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Male Lion Attacks Over 20 Hyenas by Wawelexy(m): 8:13am On Aug 18
Leemzyy:
I rebuke itgrin cheesy


You rebuke what you requested for?

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Phones / Re: Meta AI: I Like This, But There Is A Side Effect (Photos) by Wawelexy(m): 1:53pm On Aug 16
Xinjin:

You people will think you're catching fun, this is how you feed negative information about your country to an AI, you don't know all those data are used to retrained it



Rest IJN... Rest
Phones / Re: Meta AI: I Like This, But There Is A Side Effect (Photos) by Wawelexy(m): 8:18am On Aug 16
Lol... This Ilegend na werey... E say shey Tinubu wan kill us? grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy


Make me sef go whine AI, I dey come cheesy

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Politics / Re: I Dress Better Than Tinubu, He Use Only One Watch Since I Met Him by Wawelexy(m): 8:08am On Aug 16
Ok Mr Shettima, even me have more trousers 👖 than Tinubu... grin yeye people
Romance / Re: What Do You Think About Tongue-to-tongue Kissing? by Wawelexy(m): 4:25pm On Aug 15
This is not for people who have halitosis grin cheesy

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lawyer Begs Women Who Don't Wear Bras And Pants by Wawelexy(m): 4:14pm On Aug 15
You wear pants or not, man we go cheat go cheat....

Even if they finally decide to wear the pants sef, is it not that tiny Mercedes Benz logo they will still put on? undecided sontin wey no dey cover anything...

Abeg talk anoda tin undecided

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Family / Re: U.k-based Nigerian Man Plaits Wife's Hair To Save £200 Cost (Photos) by Wawelexy(m): 2:44pm On Aug 07
This might not even be about the money, if your wife gives you peace of mind, there's nothing too big to do for her.

Watch some underage NL apha male call that man a simp...

Nothing tastes better like a having a good woman

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Romance / Re: Fine Girl Privilege Done Ruin This One by Wawelexy(m): 12:52pm On Aug 06
The attentions got into her head, but later realised those men are only coming from the cake.

OP if you take her back, then you should be the S.I unit for foolishness... Allow her enjoy whoring fame...

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Politics / Re: PIDOM Call Out Another Obidient For Siphoning Donations by Wawelexy(m): 8:25am On Aug 06
Just too bad
Politics / Re: Protesters Refuse To Help Police Officers Push Thier Broken Vehicle (video) by Wawelexy(m): 11:43am On Aug 05
Chinkoalhaji34:
Na wa o!

These protesters no get shame at all.

Instead of helping the police wey dey struggle, dem dey form big men.

Maybe if Peter Obi dey among dem, e go just dey use mouth dey talk about change while the police dey push their car.

Na wetin we dey call leadership by example? All na just noise without action.


You sef read wetin you type, if e make sense to you...

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Politics / Re: Protesters Refuse To Help Police Officers Push Thier Broken Vehicle (video) by Wawelexy(m): 11:34am On Aug 05
Nigerian police force has been reduced to nothing... No one regards them anymore due to their behaviour.

You can help them push that vehicle to motion and still, they will use it to drive you to their station for having dread and an iPhone in possession. Useless people

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Romance / Re: Who Can Remember This....this Era Was Too Stressful by Wawelexy(m): 2:29am On Jul 31
This piece of sh*t knows how to spoil batteries by my making it swell like garri grin but it has really helped during the java and symbian phone era...

I used one to the extent of using rubber bands to attach the battery to it.

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Celebrities / Re: When I Started Making Skits, You Were Not Born Yet – Emmanuella Tells Peller by Wawelexy(m): 11:18am On Jul 30
Zonefree:
This Peller boy, is he a musician or comedian? What's his talent? Why do Nigerians love to make stupid people famous? undecided

My brother, the thing tire me... You will see foolish people comparing raw talents with a mere skit maker that a random person can just be. I overheard some fish brain comparing the likes of Genevieve, Omotola and co with some female skit makers like Kiekie, Taoma, and the likes. I just weak.


If Nigerian government should ban Tiktok, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter today now, how many celebrities would we have left? I gave up on these people after realising that people like, DJ Chicken, Saidaboj, etc are all celebrities too. undecided

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Crime / Re: Dada Joshua Adeleye: 40-Year-Old Man Declared Missing In Ekiti (Photo) by Wawelexy(m): 7:04am On Jul 24
LadenolaFoods:

I cover my products with the power of God. You shall not cover it.


grin grin cheesy cheesy

Mr Badnews will be like;

A family of five has died after consuming swallow made by Lade***foods. Operatives of the Nigeria police force are in collaboration with NAFDAC to unravel the mystery behind their death as autopsy is being carried out at an undisclosed federal government teaching hospital.

Proudly brought to you by Mr Badnews, ambassador of bad news grin.


Mr Lade, I help you to rebuke Mr Badnews IJN, he will never cover your business. grin

I just noticed nairaland has censored the word N@!ja Cover, everyone is avoiding that dude

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Romance / Re: How Women Have Disappointed Me This Year by Wawelexy(m): 9:10pm On Jul 23
On behalf of our President and the entire comrades, we the Alpha Male disown this comrade, all association S/He has with our gender have been terminated and denied with immediate effect. On no account should any group, institution, or individual identify him with the Male gender as doing so may lead to a serious and drastic legal actions.

Signed by: The President (Regional Headquarters, Nigeria).

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Sports / Re: What Is Bash Ali Looking For by Wawelexy(m): 10:08pm On Jul 22
Baba is broke... Publicity stunt for which ever company is sponsoring the show... Cash out for bash, same for the company... grin
Business / Re: Moment Market Women Tackled Colleague For Selling Garri At A Cheaper Price (Vid) by Wawelexy(m): 2:29pm On Jul 17
Too bad

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Family / Re: Man Shares What Happened When He Took His Parents Clubbing (Pics/Video) by Wawelexy(m): 3:39am On Jul 17
blingxx:


Illiterate.. Only Nigerians reason like this, bro leave your country and be exposed


Mumu wannabe, I have been to 4 different countries.. .

Idiots like you are always eager to copy the bad things from the western countries, yet you won't emulate their good attributes, that's why they keep seeing you guys as slaves .. grow up
Romance / Re: Am I Positive? by Wawelexy(m): 3:33pm On Jul 16
OP, were you informed the lady you had sex with is positive? grin

Don't because of the fear of imaginary HIV give yourself HBP grin
Family / Re: Man Shares What Happened When He Took His Parents Clubbing (Pics/Video) by Wawelexy(m): 3:11pm On Jul 16
D4gmail1:
Nice one. Enjoy your life to the fullest. Don't mind the oversabi people who are self righteous and most upright. Na them holy pass.

Sometimes we take life too seriously that we forget to live. They have problem with you having good time with your parents at the club ( a memorable event only a few people will experience in a lifetime) but they don't have a problem with you mourning at your parent's funeral.


Sadist people always wanting you to come down to their frequency.



Please let's see a video of you and your parents at the club this Friday.... Silly wannabes....

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Family / Re: Man Shares What Happened When He Took His Parents Clubbing (Pics/Video) by Wawelexy(m): 2:07pm On Jul 16
DonBenny77:

You no get sense sha
Your brain need deprogramming so people that club don't have morals.
Your mumu is sensational

Ok, have a nice day 👍

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