13. Female snakes reproduce once or twice a year,



I thought they said a pregnant snake dies after delivery.

I dare AI to try this with a Nigerian girl.....

@40 most of them already looking 65....

But you are not a stand up comedian now

The moment I saw Atiku's network, I knew OP don go smoke cow dungs again.....

Mokason288:
if the mom is wise this is an opportunity to make her daughter score one of the highest score

Good things come in different packages

What is this one saying?

It beats my imagination how the country itself still remains poor in every considering the number of billionaires attached to Her.... Wíll they die if they invest massive to alleviate poverty in their country?

247VAWULENCE:


That girl can suddenly Change after marriage, Trust nobody!!

Do you know the character the next person would bring? As a guy, marry who loves you and not who you love, those already in marriage understands this statement

He needs to join a club where they can rely on him as their standing 9... Madrid won't respect him that much, ask Hazard....

I advise him to go be the next Didier of Chelsea....

I think they should celebrate her more now that's she's alive and not when she dies...

Golan007:
Touts dey Anambra?

Headquarters.... Lagos is Regional head and Ibadan is the Zonal head office

You mean you had time to check all those things? To the extent of measuring the container of a product with a tape....

I'm sure you will know the numbers of sticks in a pack of spaghetti

Babaibeji2020:

He suppose kill her.....I'm not happy!

Wicked man

This isn't funny but I find myself laughing..... Make una no dey visit guys you don't know but una no go gree hear word... Thank God he didn't even kill and harvest your organ... But normally sha, na God go punish that guy for anywhere wey him dey

Mokason288:
Greatness meets Greatness

Successfully people are usually very happy when we met each other

But the poooooor wretched online supporters will be insulting and killing themselves

Ode

When we? Who are you please...?


Great woman

At 60+ these ones are still stealing.... Well, Edo police should just give them their retirement plan by cooling off their ass in jail...

Op let me first commend you for your story telling skill... You really sabi this amebo thing .. Kudos.

Now back to the issue, I think you should help them settle the issue amicably, do not apportion blame to either of the party, just let them know that both of them needs to understand the power of apology, obedience and respect (esp the wife). Teach the hubby too about tolerance and the need to overlook trivial issues. Both of them has the traits of nagging (from your story), teach them how to replace it with peaceful communication and tell them to cultivate the act of praying together. I believe this will help.

After all these, call your neighbour for one side( the hubby), talk sense into his head... If the wife doesn't cheat, isn't diabolical, and doesn't drink, smoke and party around, if the issue is just the waist beads and her not respecting him, tell him to relax and be diplomatic bout it, women aren't that hard, if he plays his game very well, by being caring and always respecting her, she go calm down and even throw away all her waist beads without him asking her. Most guys feels being authoritative all the time equates to being Alpha, No... Some issues no go escalate if we apply common sense...

Hardunmhi:


Nah you suppose rest, e talk say aside from Ajebutter children , you come Dey halla like day you-self no bath outside abih you think say we no know your papa

You sure say you sabi read at all? Abi you just dey find person wey go mention you? Abeg shift

IdorenyinT:
Please I need a guide especially from music producers and musicians. Where can I set UP a RECORDING STUDIO, as I just moved to Lagos , Ikotun, which is not musically vibrant) and I am looking for an apartment in a better location to rent for the studio, with moderate budget?

Place suitable for a Mini Recording Studio (Office):
A down stair
A not too small but quiet room
A compound with fewest Neighbors
A spare room or a packing store the owner is willing to rent it out.
A quiet Boys quarter
Or a shop in a quiet Estate.
It must be in a place where clients can visit, mostly on appointment.
In a location where there's fair electricity

Please I need your referral if possible.

Go to any of Ilupeju, Mushin, Ojuelegba, Yaba... They would patronise you daily... But make sure your studio is up to par

Testiebobo:
Bro u lack understanding. Who told you that children who were bathing outside were hungry and from a poor family background. Think before typing

Bro rest, stop glorifying poverty... Tell me why on earth will Davido or Elumelu's little son bathe in an open space....

Abeg, there are something you will stop doing when you taste real money...

CameroonPepper:
I thought Davido is now a star?
What's he planning to do with mere phone & purse?

Werey!!!

You run comot from yaba left, na Nairaland be your first destination... Seun should better beware

ChybuzzDD:


If she's a soldier as you said, why can't she ''change it'' for the man??

If she can't handle a single man, how then can she face a horde of rampaging Boko haram brutes?
Nawaoo!

Read again please, but this time, remove your left hand from your trouser and allow those balls be so you can understand....


@OP, is it until he carries out his threat you will now start taking actions? I know you are trying, coming here to share is also an attempt, but these are not enough, follow the right paths in handling this.... If those human rights you went to aren't serious, go to another, use social media, reach out to his family to give a stern warning that they will be held responsible if anything happens to your sister, try reaching out to Nigerian navy and more.. but in all you do, avoid the Nigerian police first, they will frustrate your efforts.

May God help you

PrinceofSarcasm:
If I say what I want to say the OP will feel very very bad.

I promised myself this year I will not troll unemployed people

Prince of what again? I see what you did there

Useless boyz

MisterBanny:


Learn to be decorous next time pls. Some of u will just open ur mouths and use those fingers to type nonsense because u have access to the internet. Don't I have the right to comment on this? Or must my opinion synchronize with yours? I don't know what gave u the audacity to ask me "what are you saying" as if what I said didn't make any sense. You still ended up contradicting yourself by agreeing to my earlier comment. You agreed this was a Skit? So in life,, u choose to live any kind of life u want to regardless of how the society perceives it? If I May ask, would u do same on ur wedding day? Can u? Oga what's wrong is wrong.

Ok you took it personal, my comment was harmless, anyways let's end it there, enjoy your day sir

MisterBanny:
Could this be some kind of Skits or what?

Was food not served at their wedding?

Can they serve guests food and not keep some for the couple?

Even if there was no food remaining after the wedding, why should they go to an eatery in their wedding attires?

This isn't nice at all. I condemn this act in totality. They should be summoned to explain this.

What are you saying? Summoned to explain how they choose to live their lives? You must be joking

Btw, that video is a skit, not real... I have seen it on Tiktok, the guy is a skit maker

Chai! Too bad, he might never be respected in Ghanian football anymore

Why harassing the young man? Shebi na him get the leg wey him use dey trek.... Btw, which kain cap himself come wear na 😁

The allegation should be investigated and if it's true, those superiors should be dismissed or demoted....

This one na devil incarcerate o.... Now she has given the clueless police force an avenue to justify their banning of the trending slang...

If you no gree for anybody, atleast you go gree for death in this scenario

saphiere:
Same way I will not miss this forum if I leave. The bully and hatred is too much.

But you refuse to leave na

Oh sorry madam, you should have taken it with a mortuary standard cold larger 🍺