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Teckno and kissdaniels run 2016 #fact

Not bad .. Dope ride

WTF?

so this nickur is free @ last

These nickur evolutionize music video in nigeria ...#fact

Ifakiland:
Well I never expected u ladies to agree with d points....cos I overheard d gal I forked lastwk telling a dude on d fone she's a virgin.
Y'all wanna always present a good gal image wen deep inside y'all freaks!!!

u are always on point .... Following u asap

BarakOkenny:
Your certificate.. Simply because we don't want an uncertified dullard at the helm of power again.

bros take am easy with that booby

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LordIsaac:
I only kneel to God. Your definition of "real men" are just female cronies that are condemned to dutifully adhere to the whims and caprices of the female gender. And, for the record, a man pays a price to get a woman, must satisfy her in bed to keep her, provides for the daily needs of everyone in the home, gets his hands dirty to keep his home safe, take care of father and mother in laws....infact, he is doomed for perpetual slavery as long as he lives...to mention but a few. So, anytime you come across a man, kneel before him and like Sarah of old, call him LORD. Lords, don't kneel!!!

u are on point .... More grease to ur elbow

Nice gesture iheanacho but remember charity begins @ home

torres89:
I wonder wat guys gains from booty pictures

#go for the real thing

are u a man or a boy ?

Don moen don turn nigerian finish ..... He should show us his permanent residential permit A.K.A nigerian green-card

kelzgie:
Which folake??...cos she sent me one too

u sure say na my folake .... Send Her residential address asap to make sure we aint messing with the same girl

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darkness and finally have a connection

now I know why folake hurriedly sent me her booty pics last week .... I must investigate tomorrow,if its real or fake

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Mosthandsomeboy:
what do u have time for, I guess u have time for cucumbers

ur problem is a problem

In this buhari regime everyone is a potential beggar

After the show of shame .... Smh 4 nigeria presidiot

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Don't know what the fvck is wrong with those clowns in the glass house

I like what am seeing

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unlimitedgrace4:
v been married for almost 4yrs...we are blessed wt 2 preety girls..bt for d past 3 and halt tears my sexual life is not encouraging.i av.never been wet b4 sex,not for once talkless of orgasm...each time we make luv,most times i pretend to be enjoying it...to be fair to my hisband he has really tried...he romances me,show me luv,envourages me bt nothing meaningful is happening...no matter hw much he toyrches me i hardly get moved....i tot things wl change after child birth but i was wrong...just last week my hubby dropped d bombshel....he told me he had kept quiet 4 all dis years just becos he hope things wl changed...he told me he had not been enjoying his sexual life wt me...and asked me if i do enjoy it,he want to kno if hes d problem...i told him no dat i do not...he almost broke down in tears...av seeked medial help bt no result...am scared he mite start.an affair wt anoda lady soon....he told me he had resulted to porn in d last 3yrs,and dats y he always lock his videos,just bvos he dnt want to have extral marital affairs...he said if things dosent improve b4 our 4th yr anniversary,he wl be force to seek divorce...pls pple,help me...someone advice me to join nairaland,dat i culd find solution

are u circumcised ?

Ayinke93:
In the heat of this recession, i came out of my hostel this hot afternoon thinking abt the cheapest food for lunch, my mind went to fried potatoes and plantain, at least with #100 i can fill my stomach and go to bed jejely with my excuse of not eating at night cause of flat stomach. At least that way i won't exceed my daily budget of #300 for the day. I rushed down to where the fried yam is being sold, both #50 potatoes, #20 plantain, #20 ponmo and #10 pure water. Perfect way to spend my #100. I was walking down to the sch's cafeteria o, so I'll eat my lunch and enjoy the breeze from the fan since there was no light in d hostel, then I met one of doz random guys i greet in sch. Nigga was like let me join u na, me i tot it was a joke, i would have bluntly told him how i wanted to manage it o, i made d mistake of letting him follow me to d cafeteria. I was surprised when we both sat down and he started digging into my meal o, ah oga! I was still formimg posh girl, he took the first one, i smiled, second third and fourth, haba bros! I still kept quiet my mood changed when dis nigga just took my precious ponmo! WTF! which kind person b dis one, he kept trying to act funny by bringing up dry jokes, me I was just looking at him. After the meal finished he was then asking if i was satisfied, smh! If only he knew my mind ehn, God knows I won't b nice to him when it comes to food matters again......... #mysadtuesdayafternoonstory

miss, I love the way u craft ur story ...... Are u related to mastercraft?

OXCUBA:
IF TRUELY YOU HATE AFRICANS..... YOU CAN PURCHASE MICHAEL JACKSON BODY CREAM.

THE SAID.... THEORIES BILLYONAIRE IS RANTING UP AND DOWN HERE.... HAS BEEN RESEARCHED BY WHITES.... THE SAME WHITES BROUGHT... RELIGION TO US IN AFRICA.

THE EARTH IT SELF IS MYSTERY..... YOU CAN KNOW QOTA OF IT..... TILL YOU LEAVE...

AFRICAN RESEARCHERS!!!

YOU HAVE NEVER.... BEEN TO EGYPT.... BUT YOU ARE HERE CLAIMING YOU KNOW... HOW PYRMAID EGYPTAIN PYRMAID WAS BUILT.... WHO BUILT IT... WHY IT WAS BUILT.

WHY DON'T YOU GO TO PHAROAH COUNTRY... DINE WITH MUMMIES... RESEARCH ON PHAROAH... PHAROAH TOMB.... THEIR MAGICAL SPELL AND BUILDING STRUCTURES.

AFRICAN RESEARCHERS... UNA WELDONE.

(COMPUTER/LAPTOP/TABLET/PHONE RESEARCHERS)

guy, u smart

Dreamwaker:
Calm down oga, I haven't got the slightest pinch of hate in me. I'm half Yoruba, quarter igbo and quarter hausa. What I don't like is the self made segregation Ibo people are creating and the self pity they exhibit. Yorubas have their own wahala and so do Hausas. If everyone of us takes to corrections from other tribe, I think we won't be having this discussion because the op would have said beautiful Nigerian woman, or beautiful African woman or even beautiful black woman, instead of making it like because she is Ibo from Imo state then she must be beautiful. Are you understanding me now?

so u get sense like dis ... Am impressed

Dreamwaker:
Ghen ghen
ROUND 1

am just a messenger

Dreamwaker:
What is it with all this Biafrans. She is ugly and looks like an expired fufu.

sango the generator god VS oduduwa the skydiver