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Vyzz:



Brother mi...


U didn't only embarrassed yasef...


U embarrassed all your niggas in Aba..

We suppose sale u for Ariaria or Ehere.... Infact na for cemetery dey go buy u...


Did u get the job, u went for the interview?

Yep.. Worked with them for few months before I left
And yes... I later beeped the hell out of that sweet girl

falcon01:
Story is a lie, possibly something like this happened, but the lore I try hard to believe the more it refuse to enter because it didnt add up.

What's hard here to believe or your brain doesn't assimilate things easily?
What I tried to say is that I started of with this girl on a very wrong line that I almost lost her
But for the fact that I was able to recall the number she gave me day as I got home and then luckily for me I got on to her and the rest was history
So what don't you understand sir?

BEATNEST:
rubbish
itearhertoto

Lol � � �
But the lady was so sweet, I wish to see her again

#my_worst_pick_up_lines_Ever��
Sometimes you ladies don't know the amount of bravity and courage it takes for a guy to walk up to you and say pleasant things to get you on his hook
Trust me that shit can be crazy and not every man u see on the street can do that and I think we need an ACCOLADE
***I have only discussed this incedent with my friends and we will all laugh at my stupidity***��
This happened somewhere around Allen Avenue, Ikeja Lagos
So I went for an interview after which I decided to walk and explore the beauty of Ikeja the capital city of lagos, not minding the hot sun ☀ as soon as I sighted this hot damsel, so gorgeous, succulent and tempting enough that I would rather prefer her to my birthday � cake sef��
Guys you know exactly this kinda girls that are good looking to the extent you start feeling intemidated and inferior already
Normally I would have just continued my walk ooh, but the Nwa Aba in me won't just let me focus my mind on where I was going especially considering the kind of job I came for (man needed serious prayer to pass that interview gan)
But instead I had to turn back after I have walked passed this lady, so I walked up to her like I have known her for a long time cos over confidence suddenly come dey worry me��
Only for me to get to her and not only embarrassed myself, am sure my kids somewhere in heaven will just be laffing at their daddy
Me: hellooo miss
Her : (with the cutest grin � ever) Hello Sir
Me: nice to meet you cutie
Her: quite receptive and well reserved young lady she was like---same here
Me: Dear this ur hair, u fix am new?��
Arrgh ==Madam was like tf �‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️
As if that wasn't enough.. I went further(I no just know wetin enter my head)
Me: the hair is fine, e come make you look like Nwankwo Kanu abeg have u played for super eagles before �‍♂️
At that point I saw and overhead my grandfather whispering to me (fortune use ur head)
Kaiiii... Auntie come vex
Hey Is this why you came to me?
Like are you supposed to be toasting me with this..... Guy E be like say u no serious ooh( fr her mind, how fine boy like thiz no go get coordination)
Me: ooh sorry no vex, na the sun ☀ wey don beat me.... I no come know wetin I de do again and besides I just finished an interview with & $@#!? Ltd now
Her: sorry about that, hope you did well?
Me: I leave question wey she ask me dey answer another thing
Me: Mummy this una Ikeja fine ooh... Average person no fit live here
� � � Wtf I'm I saying?
She got pissed and almost walked away when I hushed her
Pls can I just get your �?
Hehehe hehe to my surprised she asked for my phone instead
(chooiiii e be like God Wan make I razzle this girl, I don see wetin go carry me dey come Ikeja be this ooh ��
For my mind, I even almost forget that my stupid techno phone was having a touch pad issue chisos
Then this lovely soul called out her number for me and I was almost dancing as I was typing it in my yeye phone
Excitedly I didn't know what I pressed and voom the number wiped and the most funny thing was that a call came into her phone and she already thought it was me calling her
Her: ok fortune i have seen it I will save it, I just like that your name, you look like a promising youngman(I swear I was on suit and tie gan) and besides I was soo bored and needed a walk�‍♀️�‍♀️
It was at this point that I lost the courage to reask for the number cos that call no from me... Na my village people call her that thing no be me��
Thats how I watched this lady walk away and I was steering at her like an efulefu as she moved about in her beauty and glamor
����
I swear I didn't only disappoint myself, I know my forefathers Will be so mad at me that period cos they had so much confidence in my skills
Nawa ooh �
But shaaa the goodnews : everything went skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr par par par
Thank God say I sabi crime people number for head, na so I for take miss that sweet cruise that ended up being one of the most memorable s$xcapades local man had in lagos����
So guys..... Up ur game ooh
No dey whine like me
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I miss L. A. G. O. S MakaChukwu
Thanks for the Read
Enjoy ur weekend
#mazi

Goodevening Great people
Please am dare need of a new apartment (1 bedroom apartment) or a good sizeable self contain in a cool place in the city of aba
But it has to be cost friendly as I'm budgeting between 90 to 120k
Please does anyone know a good agent
I need answers

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The election for president always falls on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November, meaning this time around it’s on 3 November.

Unlike many other countries, the US political system is dominated by just two parties, so the president always belongs to one of them.

The Republicans are the conservative political party in the US and their candidate in this year’s election is President Donald Trump, who is hoping to secure another four years in power.

The Democrats are the liberal political party in the US and their candidate is Joe Biden, an experienced politician best-known for serving as Barack Obama’s vice president for eight years.

Both men are in their 70s - Mr Trump would be 74 years old at the start of his second term, while at 78, Mr Biden would be the oldest first-term president in history.

How is the winner decided?
The winner is not always the candidate who wins most votes nationally - as Hillary Clinton found out in 2016.

Instead, candidates compete to win electoral college votes. Each state gets a certain number of electoral college votes based on its population and there are a total of 538 up for grabs, so the winner is the candidate that wins 270 or more.

This means that when someone votes for their preferred candidate, they’re voting in a state-level contest rather than a national one.

All but two states have a winner-takes-all rule, so whichever candidate wins the highest number of votes is awarded all of the state’s electoral college votes.

Most states lean heavily towards one party or the other, which means the candidates focus their efforts on a dozen or so states where either of them could win. These are known as the battleground states.

Who can vote and how do they do it?
If you’re a US citizen and you’re 18 or over, you should be eligible to vote in the presidential election.

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Most people vote at a polling station on election day, but alternative methods of voting have been on the rise in recent years. In 2016, 21% of those who voted did so by post.

How people vote is a contentious issue this year because of the coronavirus pandemic. Some politicians are calling for wider use of postal ballots, but President Trump has said - with very little evidence - that this could result in more voter fraud.

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Democrats already have control of the House so they will be looking to keep hold of that while also gaining control of the Senate.

If they had a majority in both chambers they would be able to block or delay President Trump’s plans if he were to be re-elected.

All 435 seats in the House are up for election this year, while 33 Senate seats are also up for grabs.

When will we find out the result?
It can take several days for every vote to be counted, but it’s usually pretty clear who the winner is by the early hours of the following morning.

In 2016, Donald Trump took to the stage in New York at about 3am to give his victory speech in front of a crowd of jubilant supporters.

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The last time the result wasn’t clear within a few hours was in 2000, when the winner wasn’t confirmed until a Supreme Court ruling was made a month later.

When does the winner take office?
If Joe Biden wins the election, he wouldn’t immediately replace President Trump as there is a set transition period to give the new leader time to appoint cabinet ministers and make plans.

The new president is officially sworn into office on 20 January in a ceremony known as the inauguration, which is held on the steps of the Capitol building in Washington DC.

After the ceremony, the new president makes their way to the White House to begin their four-year term in office.
So who do you think will win
Biden or president Donald Trump?
Let's hear your thoughts

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Hello guys
I once shared a post here about how a friend of mine introduced me to binary account and a certain Bot that helps you trade and make profits though at a minimal rate... So I just created and funded my real account and I started trading with the expensive Bot we bought and withing 2dats I was making $100
But my question now is.... Is it actually possible for me to withdraw this money I made from my real account on my binary to my main account?
Am asking this because from the site they said my cashier is locked cos I haven't made up to $200 as my friend did.. But am kinda doubtful, does anyone here know about this and how possible is it to actually withdraw this money?
Thanks for your contribution

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Icechillz:
You will lose your money

Please are you sure of this?
Is there anything else I really need to know?

OK thanks

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