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DaBogu:
As today is the April fools day Nairalanders Kindly share your April fool Experience

I was still in bed when my neighbour came knocking... Immediately I opened the door,the first thing he told me was "Bros, how far? You don hear wetin dey happen for town this early morning"? I said no.

She said there was massacre in town and pastor has warned everybody to remain wherever they are. I was really scared.

The next thing I heard was April Fool undecided shocked and she ran away.

The airtime I recharged last night I sent it to my friend this morning in a bid to prank him..omo few minutes later this guy called me and I thought it was because of the card but No he started telling me to Call my Lil Bro in Abuja, that the guy called him and was sounding very distressed
That he said my number isn't going.. Omo fear catch me and I called him only to find out this bastard pranked me.

Na me find trouble

wehla:
Copied.
APC is done with her National convention and it was very successful. The enemies of the party has been put to shame. Senator Abdullahi Adamu, the former governor of Nasarawa State was pronounced as our national chairman using consensus method.

I made a post over here on facebook on February 24th, where I listed the expectations of the public as APC convention gathered momentum then. In the said post I stated thus;
1. APC's National convention won't be postponed again. The new date is definitive.

2. The incoming national chairman of APC will come from North-Central. Precisely a current senator and former governor a state that shares boundaries with Abuja.

3. The new national chairman will be elected using "Consensus method", the new chairman is expected to apply Consensus method too in electing our party's presidential candidate. This is firstly aimed at producing in a problem-free candidate and anointed choice of Mr. President too. Secondly is to minimize the plans of the enemies of APC from actualizing their dreams of disintegration of APC.

4. The incoming President of Nigeria come 2023, will come from South-East geopolitical zone. The anointed man is one of the arrow heads that formed APC. The person belongs to the old ANPP Block, one of the blocks that formed APC.

5. The incoming Vice President of Nigeria come 2023, will come from North-East geopolitical zone. The person belongs to the old CPC Block, one of the major blocks that formed APC too."'

I made other predictions but I won't go into it for want of time. You can revisit the said post again.
The above predictions from numbers 1 to 3 have come to reality. While we await for numbers 4 & 5.

Let me repeat this, if you are not close to His Excellency, Dr. Ogbonnaya Onu, the current minister for Science, Technology and Innovations. Please find your way to him or his political family, Dr. Ogbonnaya Onu is going to fly APC's Presidential ticket come 2023. It may be sounding like a moon light tale but this is actually the reality. Those of us who are real APC members and are privileged to be close to the inner system of the party and her happenstances should be able to tell this better.

The political activities around Dr Ogbonnaya Onu in the last two days after the convention is a convincing fact that the deal is done and the die is cast. Dr. Ogbonnaya Onu is Buhari's Choice. Afternoon of Yesterday, the Chief of Staff to Mr President, Prof, Ibrahim Gambari hosted him in his residence Inside presidential villa. The two men had a closed door meeting which lasted for 2 hours. Your guess about the reason for the meeting is as good as mine. Just this morning as early as 5 am. The secretary to goverment of federation, Boss Mustpha in company of Governor of Kaduna State, Mallam Nasiru El-rufai visited Dr. Ogbonnaya Onu at the minister's Asokoro residence. What are Boss and El-rufai coming at such time of the day for? I don't know. We have pictures but we won't publish it. The political space is very slippery at the moment.

The newly elected national chairman of APC himself can testify the role Onu played to ensure he emerged, Onu's group wanted senator Tanko Al-macura but Onu himself insisted he wanted Senator Adamu Abuduallahi even before Mr. President endorsed him. Who knows what he saw in Senator Adamu?

The man APC made the National Deputy Chairman, (South), Chief Emma Enukwu from Enugu State is Onu's Loyalist. All the past and present political positions Chief Emma Enukwu have occupied in Life was facilitated by His Excellency, Dr. Ogbonnaya Onu. Make research about this. The position of Deputy National Chairman of APC, (South) was initially billed to be given to Senator Ken Nnamani, but about two weeks before convention, Chief Nnamani began to play a hide and seek kind of game, immediately Onu signaled Gov. Hope Uzodinma to inform him of his displeasure and Chief Nnamani was waved bye bye of his position.
His Excellency, Dr. Ogbonnaya Onu is not a noise maker, he has paid his dues as far as Nigeria and APC is concerned.

His Excellency Dr. Ogbonnaya Onu will be declaring for President by the second week of April.

#ONU_NIGERIA.
#NIGERIA SAI ONU.
#ONU_IS_COMING.

Nnaemeka Ajana.
nnaemeka.ajana@yahoo.com
Monday, March 28th, 2022.

I have been suspecting this man since, now I know why Dave Umahi joined APC.
Cos Ọnụ can't get the confidence of other party members if his home state wasn't apc.... It's all making sense now

JEWELofHELL666:
This is an unpopular opinion, but it's the truth. Chinelo caused her own death.

As a medical doctor, she should know better that a gunshot wound is a medical emergency that requires basic first aid applications like stopping the bleeding, using hand, cloth, etc.

But what did she do? She decided to chase clout by opening her Twitter application and going through the stress of typing "I'm in the train. I have been shot, please pray for me."

This is a bad first aid practice. It changed a lot. The hand she should have used to stop the bleeding was used to call for prayers on Twitter. To her, her followers' superstitious prayers are more effective than first aid.

May her soul rest in peace.

Very stupid, vile and insensitive post and blame casting upon a dead person, do you even know where she was shot?
What if it's a part her body at which her hands can't reach out to perform what you call first aid for a bullet victim?
She simply made that tweet because she needed help and believed the prayers of caring Nigerians on Twitter will help save her life.
Gosh...

Why have we lost our humanity to?

POSmecrhant:
Hi All,

Please what is the process for a married woman to observe her NYSC programme in her husband state of residence.

I was told we need to do change of name, go to court and get marriage certificate or so..

What reliable steps can one take?

Yes..... My friend's wife just got back frm camp, she was posted to our state
Infact it's only 2 days she spent in camp

She's a nursing mother though

chrisdking1:
Piggyvest Flex, 8% Per annum paid monthly
Piggybank, 10% Per annum also paid monthly

Branch Nigeria, 20% Per annum paid weekly.

Can you pls explain the last one (Branch Nigeria) what is it about and how does it work?

kennethfranc:
Guys this guy is a scammer...He has numerous packages but his agents who are members of the group where just praising one particular one. Don't fall for it guys
Exceldan
Ridwanolaniyi
Yens
IAMPEDRO
Kelvinomos
jurjes
Ridwanolaniyi
Agentsalt
Goodbadbowy419
waze63
claxyc
folak48

dominique, mukina2 rules 8,9 & 16

Big scammer. .. The idiot removed from the group.
Guys I have confirmed it, he is a scammer and people should be weary of him
Imagine he couldn't defend why the slip they posted there was edited

Please does anyone here know about or have any knowledge and experience on the TAMER AI crypto trading Bot?
How reliable and legit is it... Are my about to waste my money?

Pls I need ur councels

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I called their customer service and explained to the lady that attended to me and she told me they tre working on resolving it.
That lots of people were having the same issue

DoggoneDogg:
Lol
I thought Ukraine was winning and 5 million Russian soldiers are dead?


................................................................................................
Here's how this talks will go:
Russia through Belarus will make a take-it-or-leave-it demand that Zelensky will not be comfortable with. The clown will arrogantly storm off and return to Kiev.

Then Russia will finally move in for the kill they have been delaying all these while & the comedian will flee into exile.

An election will be conducted in 3 months and a pro-Russian President will be elected.

Ukraine will live happily ever after...

The End.

You are evil

fidel2:
Call and explain tinz to him bro...if possible screen shot ur dash board and show him. .... Ur HM should be able to understand.

Yeah I called him... I will have to add him up on whatsapp too

fidel2:
My brother .... Dem never pay o... And my dash board is still the same.

Same here.. What do we do?
I can't even go to my ppa cos I'm broke, my HM will be expecting me to also give him something.
Why are this people prolonging it?

fidel2:
Just hold on bro....dey will definitely pay.

Bro how far... Have they paid you?
Have ur dashboard changed from the error message?

IkranDragon:
Hello Guys. Please I need your brotherly advice. I just met this girl in less than 2 weeks.

We are still in the talking stage, this past Val, we exchanged gifts but after that it has been her needing money for this and that.

She keeps whinning about it whenever we talk, we can't even talk for straight 5 mins without talking about her financial needs.

But I always didn't have nothing to say than to keep her hopes alive as I don't offer to support her.

Now, she texted me tonight to lend her 15k to repair her damaged phone. I already told her I am not loaded enough to do that.

How can I skip this issue of money and press on with the game, or should I just leave her?

Please I need your candid advice, I am not so good at this games.

Welcome to my world bro

ezenwaez:
Exercise patience payment is ongoing

OK Boss... But mine is saying failed
Will they fix it?

MhizzV:
I think if u haven't been paid, it's better u send a msg or mail to them...till Sunday morning,I didn't see any alert,I quickly sent a msg to their live chat and an email to them...one hour later,I received an alert...

Pls can u drop the actual email u sent urs too so that I can do the same

ezenwaez:
Npower: How To Fix "No Action Taken" Payment Issue On NASIMS

If you are an Npower Batch C Volunteer and you have not yet been paid because on checking your payment status on Npower NASIMS it was written "no action taken" please if you are having this issue it means that you were paid but a transaction error occurred.
This simply means that your bank has indicated that there is an issue with your account or your account details at that moment, please if you are faced with this issue kindly visit your financial institution/bank in person to rectify the issue, when going to your bank kindly hold a printed copy of your payment history from NASIMS (that is your payment history page, showing all your transaction from September till date), alternatively if you were paid previously then, this might just be a minor technical glitch and sooner or later you will be paid.

I haven't been paid and when I checked my dashboard I saw a message "transfer not successfull"
Pls what should I do?

fidel2:
Yes bro...

What should we do about it?

Infor4free:
added

Pls it's 09075038283

fidel2:
Mine is same o..... Though am using Gt bank

Urs is showing the same thing too?

Good day my people
Please has anyone here received December stipends for Npower cos I checked my dashboard and am seeing a message "transfer not successfull"
Transaction failed... Pls what could be the problem, I need help?

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


A female fan also tried sending me same amount after she claimed my music changed her life but I declined

Lmao... Guy u funny

Effulgent:
Save in Dollars jeje

Get a Crypto account, or if you don't want something entirely online

get a physical wallet....

make your money no loose value

How can one get a physical wallet?

Mariangeles:
No, it’s not.

If you’ve been following the whole Churchill-Tonto drama, you’d understand what I meant by acknowledged.

With this wish, he was kinda like reaffirming that the boy was his son, and letting it known.
Especially with Tonto giving the boy her last name.

You just dey talk rubbish, I feel like landing you slap

Offpoint1:
All I need is a good rapper from Nigeria.... all these nonsense nyansh, love and women songs doesn't fit in my world.

I need naija version of
Hopsin
Eminem
Dax

Ladipoe no do u?

Infor4free:
I have gone through the most popular topics in this thread and noticed the disparaging difference in topic captioned and depth of discussion.

https://www.nairaland.com/6318352/crypto-currency-investors-thread in this thread, the get-rich mentality is too obvious with no concrete evidence of real money made. It's always about "buy this coin and hit millons in 2months" with no actual practice of reading charts and fundamentals. I wonder how u will make it tho.

Those who haven't earned 1$ in digital currencies can't keep up in that thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/6725463/investing-digital-currencies-looking-bigger this thread has tried to inculcate the loopholes of the first thread above but still, if a trader do not earn, it means he can't make it in digital currency which is not so as there is another way one can make it big in digital currency without trading.

Alot of you have wondered how they can make it online. There are only two ways since the inception of digital currencies which have never failed. Any other way was created by individuals and is bound to fold up.

This learning class is only for serious people. If I am taking out time to educate, I need only the serious ones. Nothing less.

I have seen the knowledge Gap. I want to help. I pray it works for all of you like it's working for me.

Drop your whatsapp number or Slide into my mail in my signature to add up now (richardodi49@gmail.com) Those who have sent mail need not send again.


PS: https://www.nairaland.com/6933762/what-did-acquire-previous-bull those who followed this thread? This topic is the cue. Act now!!!

Pls add me on whatsapp
09075038283

Infor4free:
Mistakes most of the digital assets players make is that after realizing profit, they never invest or buy properties.

Some of you think you can predict the top there lose both profit and capital. In this last bull run, what did you acquire. Which property did you buy.

Did you marry? Did you buy lands? Did you buy house.

I will start from myself. ? Wakan and Shib gave me 50m+ combine as I bought in presale.

Added with the bull run. I bought a duplex, 5 more empty plots and started business for my wife.

What did you do for yourself or you are among the rinse and repeat traders.

Change your strategy!!!

Sir I want to benefit from ur trading experience pls.
I ve sent u a mail... I'd be grateful to get a response sir

cherryCola:
am buying 10 cars (for bolt oh) and atleast one
house for renting purpose next month.
I prayed that God should give me a honest
driver's.

polygon really make me a fortune ,
about 20+ Mill naira, I grow it to 36 via trading
(won't mention my type of trade .)

with all this am still living in a self con with
my sister, no iPhone 13, no big shirt and
wearing of sucks with slide palms .

Boss teach me nah abeg.... Sapa don dey whine me