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Just check the blog out. It has beautiful fiction and non-fiction. There's a review of TKTSAL on bookhub http://bookhub.ng/books/to-kiss-the-sun-and-leave |
Just check the blog out. It has beautiful fiction and non-fiction |
Stand a chance to win a collection of short stories. I recently released a short story collection and some feedback has been great. The title of the collection is To Kiss The Sun And Leave. There are excerpts and a blurb on my blog https://weaklyanonymous. all you have to do is write what the title means to you in any length under the post 'To kiss the sun and leave is out!' The winner will get a copy and the next four will get a 50% discount. I hope you love the blog. Contest ends 19th December and the winners will be announced on the 21st. Tell your friends about it. |
I have recently released a book on okadabook here: http://www.okadabooks.com/book/about/to_kiss_the_sun_and_leave/12161 and would love for you all to read it. It's about three young individuals new to university, and trying to find their place. John has to deal with family issues and conformation. Michael has internal demons, and Christian believes he can conquer the world alone. As things happen to them, and the story grows, they realize they don't have everythign figured out, and they can live with that. A collection of eleven short stories, I prmoise you will enjoy them. P.S. You do not need to have four hundred naira now. Fifty naira everyday would do the trick in eight days. Thanks as you support. Check out one of the stories on african writer: http://www.africanwriter.com/letting-go-fiction-ifeanyi-ikechukwu/ |
Read Romans 14 But then others have said that |
Original, complete post can be found at https:///post/weaklyanonymous./180 Africa is not worth saving (on second thought, CHANGE) I was going to re-title this as a question, to indicate my slight uncertainty at the finality of the topic, to inspire less judgment but I realized am receptive, responsible man of substance and I need to right what I feel is honest without thinking of the backlash. Part of the world’s problem is that men do not self validate as women do, ‘woman of substance’ and all. I’ve been subconsciously trained by novels and TV to pick up offenses- racist, sexist, homophobic- regardless of how I feel about them. I do not know still why you’re supposed to be offended by watermelon. Something about boobs, maybe? It’s easy to know what to be offended by, and pick them out of what people say, or do not say, and how they act, but never what we say, on the blandness of things we already consider normal that offensive seem jarring. That the naira is weak alone should be offensive. But what’s offensive? That Nigerians say Buhari gets another infection. There’s a lot of anger, brewing and simmering. There’s that Biafran talk that just wouldn’t die down (and I suspect would continue to grow as part of the problem is that we always feel all alternate universes are present than current, inhabited), and Boko Haram, and increasing poverty, and it seems even more infuriating to the average Nigerian to tell him change begins with him. By him, I mean him/her. There’s the response that reeks of self denial: I wouldn’t have to be important in change making if we had a working president. It’s easy to blame, to try to be safe. There’s a disgusting side to Nigeria’s resilience: a selfishness, a sinister sanctimony. You steal pepper worth fifty naira and you are punished in the most flagrant and painful of ways. There are sins lounging deep in the recesses of our minds: mutual hate towards that boss, pernicious envy towards that unserious secondary school who now has a house in Lekki you’re sure he got through drugs or prostitution or that lazy nairabet, bitterness from the Igbos to everyone else, and then we go on forums and in private discussions and delude ourselves that the magnanimous anger and bad will created and enforced by over a hundred million people would tremble at the feet of one man simply because he bore the title ‘President’. Buhari isn’t a self-professed, or otherwise, messiah, just a man- I believe- with goals which are frustratingly not coming to limelight. Yet (hopefully), and he’s getting punished by a lot of Nigerians because the bad seed planted years and years ago just happened to have it’s harvest season why he was overlooking the farm. The sad truth is that half of Nigeria’s population would read this, because they’re incapable of it, because they don’t want to not feel comfort at their own limited, narrow, feelings of inadequacy. A lot of old men and women, young men and women, teenage men and women would go about their quotidian lives unaware of the existence of a need to change, always wanting more, feeling entitled to more, trying to get more, because more is a thing that has been seen. We’re all spoilt children who are angry with daddy and mummy for not being able to get that toy every other child seems to have. Africa, as a whole, is one giant group of people better at complacency than anyone else. Few days back, I was discussing with a friend of mine at an article that said Lorde was going to the wilderness to write her album, and how Americans had a history of camping, and he agreed with me that it was needed, when one had too much comfort, but that when Einstein was thinking he should be knowing more, finding more, making more, thinking more, we were thinking of getting more. More tubers of yams. More titles. More wives. Our innate complacency might or might not be an extension of laziness, but it surely comes hand in hand with envy covetousness. Let’s imagine Nigeria as the world. We are 1st world and 3rd world. We would be grateful for our electricity, and our good roads, and our technology, and he happy, because there’s no more in sight. Scrap that. This imagination is on par with the science fiction of time travel (to the past, I mean, which has been certified impossible). Nigerians can’t crave more if more cannot be seen. This is not contentment. In a Social science course I had to take in University, I came across a quote from some guy that’s important enough to be quoted and he said something along the lines of Africa not being able to do anything except that handed to them by the whites. Let’s get defensive: we’re not that bad. I mean, we’re the giant of Africa. We have Philip Emeagwali and Wole Soyinka and Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie and Mikel Obi and these guys are not just local champions. Of course, that is precisely why we know them. Everyone of these people got their success and recognition outside Nigeria. I had found that quote racist and annoying, but quite truthful, just like the notion that we may still be living in trees if they had not come. If Adichie didn’t win the Commonwealth prize and the Orange prize and the MacArthur genius grant, or get sampled by Beyonce, she would just be ‘a fierce writer’ a ‘writer who came fully made’ but not a writer to be taken seriously, whose highly opinionated ideas are very influential (I love the way she says baby bump, and if she had just the Nigeria Prize for Literature, people would say, “who is this one that is forming?”) This isn’t just to individuals, it’s to items, it’sto brands. We don’t like Made in Nigeria unless it’s Ankara or Art or a leather shoe from Enugu because then we get to show off how patriotic we are, and how much ‘progess we’re making’. And then, getting an original Chanel shoe in New York is a primal need because it makes you feel exquisite strutting Shoprite, Surulere wearing them. All those fashionistas with blogs would be reeling, you’re sure. Because Lagos is a place for the rich to show the semi-rich just how rich they are. Wearing Dior in Onitsha is useless, so places like Lagos and Abuja get more crowded, then more expensive, then less crowded, and we create these class systems to feel even more complacent, because then we won’t be asking for more because of we’re very aware we’re a lot of people’s more. Continue reading: https:///post/weaklyanonymous./180 |
Bola was a young sixteen year old boy with dreams. One day, as he was returning from home, he met a young girl who was asking for directions. he told her how to go to where she was asking only for him to turn and feel himself fall. When he opened her eyes, she was hovering over him, naked. To be continued.... |
Original, complete post can be found at https:///post/weaklyanonymous./180 Africa is not worth saving (on second thought, CHANGE) I was going to re-title this as a question, to indicate my slight uncertainty at the finality of the topic, to inspire less judgment but I realized am receptive, responsible man of substance and I need to right what I feel is honest without thinking of the backlash. Part of the world’s problem is that men do not self validate as women do, ‘woman of substance’ and all. I’ve been subconsciously trained by novels and TV to pick up offenses- racist, sexist, homophobic- regardless of how I feel about them. I do not know still why you’re supposed to be offended by watermelon. Something about boobs, maybe? It’s easy to know what to be offended by, and pick them out of what people say, or do not say, and how they act, but never what we say, on the blandness of things we already consider normal that offensive seem jarring. That the naira is weak alone should be offensive. But what’s offensive? That Nigerians say Buhari gets another infection. There’s a lot of anger, brewing and simmering. There’s that Biafran talk that just wouldn’t die down (and I suspect would continue to grow as part of the problem is that we always feel all alternate universes are present than current, inhabited), and Boko Haram, and increasing poverty, and it seems even more infuriating to the average Nigerian to tell him change begins with him. By him, I mean him/her. There’s the response that reeks of self denial: I wouldn’t have to be important in change making if we had a working president. It’s easy to blame, to try to be safe. There’s a disgusting side to Nigeria’s resilience: a selfishness, a sinister sanctimony. You steal pepper worth fifty naira and you are punished in the most flagrant and painful of ways. There are sins lounging deep in the recesses of our minds: mutual hate towards that boss, pernicious envy towards that unserious secondary school who now has a house in Lekki you’re sure he got through drugs or prostitution or that lazy nairabet, bitterness from the Igbos to everyone else, and then we go on forums and in private discussions and delude ourselves that the magnanimous anger and bad will created and enforced by over a hundred million people would tremble at the feet of one man simply because he bore the title ‘President’. Buhari isn’t a self-professed, or otherwise, messiah, just a man- I believe- with goals which are frustratingly not coming to limelight. Yet (hopefully), and he’s getting punished by a lot of Nigerians because the bad seed planted years and years ago just happened to have it’s harvest season why he was overlooking the farm. The sad truth is that half of Nigeria’s population would read this, because they’re incapable of it, because they don’t want to not feel comfort at their own limited, narrow, feelings of inadequacy. A lot of old men and women, young men and women, teenage men and women would go about their quotidian lives unaware of the existence of a need to change, always wanting more, feeling entitled to more, trying to get more, because more is a thing that has been seen. We’re all spoilt children who are angry with daddy and mummy for not being able to get that toy every other child seems to have. Africa, as a whole, is one giant group of people better at complacency than anyone else. Few days back, I was discussing with a friend of mine at an article that said Lorde was going to the wilderness to write her album, and how Americans had a history of camping, and he agreed with me that it was needed, when one had too much comfort, but that when Einstein was thinking he should be knowing more, finding more, making more, thinking more, we were thinking of getting more. More tubers of yams. More titles. More wives. Our innate complacency might or might not be an extension of laziness, but it surely comes hand in hand with envy covetousness. Let’s imagine Nigeria as the world. We are 1st world and 3rd world. We would be grateful for our electricity, and our good roads, and our technology, and he happy, because there’s no more in sight. Scrap that. This imagination is on par with the science fiction of time travel (to the past, I mean, which has been certified impossible). Nigerians can’t crave more if more cannot be seen. This is not contentment. In a Social science course I had to take in University, I came across a quote from some guy that’s important enough to be quoted and he said something along the lines of Africa not being able to do anything except that handed to them by the whites. Let’s get defensive: we’re not that bad. I mean, we’re the giant of Africa. We have Philip Emeagwali and Wole Soyinka and Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie and Mikel Obi and these guys are not just local champions. Of course, that is precisely why we know them. Everyone of these people got their success and recognition outside Nigeria. I had found that quote racist and annoying, but quite truthful, just like the notion that we may still be living in trees if they had not come. If Adichie didn’t win the Commonwealth prize and the Orange prize and the MacArthur genius grant, or get sampled by Beyonce, she would just be ‘a fierce writer’ a ‘writer who came fully made’ but not a writer to be taken seriously, whose highly opinionated ideas are very influential (I love the way she says baby bump, and if she had just the Nigeria Prize for Literature, people would say, “who is this one that is forming?”) This isn’t just to individuals, it’s to items, it’sto brands. We don’t like Made in Nigeria unless it’s Ankara or Art or a leather shoe from Enugu because then we get to show off how patriotic we are, and how much ‘progess we’re making’. And then, getting an original Chanel shoe in New York is a primal need because it makes you feel exquisite strutting Shoprite, Surulere wearing them. All those fashionistas with blogs would be reeling, you’re sure. Because Lagos is a place for the rich to show the semi-rich just how rich they are. Wearing Dior in Onitsha is useless, so places like Lagos and Abuja get more crowded, then more expensive, then less crowded, and we create these class systems to feel even more complacent, because then we won’t be asking for more because of we’re very aware we’re a lot of people’s more. Continue reading: https:///post/weaklyanonymous./180 |
I might have to go the Sia route someday… wig and all. I could have written this blog without adding Sia at all but I love her, and she’s very weakly anonymous. Now, if you all follow James Corden, you’d know of his carpool karaoke series and some weeks ago, I watched the one featuring Sia. Sometime in the somewhat eight minute long video (I hope memory doesn’t fail me), James asks for the reason behind the wing and then says, jokingly of course, something along the line of, “I don’t hope they tell you, ‘Hide that face! You’ve got to hide that face!” That was funny, even to Sia, I suppose, and writing a post on how inflated the whole concept of beauty is, I had to remember that. Now, Sia is beautiful, and I suppose you can’t be- by the gods of fame- a music star and not be aesthetically pleasing. Then, even Beyonce sang about how much ‘Pretty Hurts’. Truthfully, thankfully, pretty doesn’t hurt many people. You blush when you’re called beautiful, you say ‘thank you’ and you should, really. But what of those that are not beautiful? It’s easy to say no one should care about beauty but it’s a lie. Beautiful people are easier to fall in love with, trust. Even those of us that believe in inward beauty count outward as a bonus. This is not anti-beauty; hell no! But human beauty is a selfish kind, to varying extents, vain. Sculptures and paintings translate their beauty to their maker but Human beauty does not. Perhaps we should ban mirrors, start a new movement called anti=beauticism- the appreciation of human beauty- and make it as popular as feminism. Really. Beauty affects those that are not. But then you can argue that everyone is beautiful. You could say no one should be beautiful. Whatever, we think, beauty exists. Below is a short exchange published yesterday. Comment on whether the girl’s reply is right: I can’t understand why she’s not smiling at me now; really I can’t. I’ve just told her that she’s beautiful, with the perfect cheek bones, highly made up face. I want to add that she could be a model but her stare is too condescending. I quickly look at myself in my mind’s eye again: I’m tall, the right amount of handsome. She should be noticing my expensive watch, my pimple free face, my awesome shoes. The silence between both of us is becoming tight, choking. Perhaps she’s one of those beautiful girls who carry church on their head and shouldn’t be blessed with such second-stare inducing beauty. She should be in knee length denim skirts (not the sexy kind, mind you) and not a monochrome jump suit. She should pack her hair unabashedly; it shouldn’t look with such sheen as though it had been fastidiously made to impress. Her nails shouldn’t be painted. I was beginning to feel something equal parts frustration and anger. “Did you hear me?” I asked “I heard you.” she smiled a shrewd smile. “What I’m wondering is: What does it matter?” It’s my first post with a picture! And yes, we could all start becoming anonymous and wearing wigs everywhere. He he. Read more at: https://weaklyanonymous./ |
Two hours a night he walks; past the smelly streets and loud music, the hungry passers by and furious shop owners. Every now and then, a rat scurries across his feet and he s only vaguely startled. He is more interested in how the rat might be- black, white, brown. Someone says, “John, wash those plates.” Who’s John? What might John be doing if not washing plates? There’s no other thing for a rich blind man to o in the hours between six and eight. He sleeps till eleven am, eats, sleeps again, plays the piano, eats, sleeps. By six, the skin around his eyes is hot and taut and he has to walk. Early on, in those days when he could remember the difference between red and magenta, when the whole world could not possibly be black, these two hours were an infection in his psyche where all manner of mental illnesses bred. He rolled on his bed, dissatisfied, replaying what the doctor had said. Of course, he had to lose his sight. It was the logical, rational, occurrence. He steps on something like skin and feels juices spill out of it and land on his leg. Smells, sadly, have not lost their pungency, but he is no longer queasy inhaling them. He has pleaded, begged, prayed, for synaesthesia. He tries to see if he can get it, though. The liquid smells brown, or black. No, grey. Gutter water. “You yellow fool.” “You black monkey.” He knows the voices. This is the restaurant where he stays for twenty minutes after his walk, when his phone vibrates. His help, Julia would be home now, preparing his late night snack, his bath, his bed. “Junior, John,” he calls, “it doesn’t matter what color you are.” “Ha, Oga,” they say, their indignant voices cloaked with mock enthusiasm. He smiles bitterly. He doesn't want to act mature. he wants to know how truly black this monkey is. Check out more stories and articles on my blog: https://weaklyanonymous./ |
Original, complete post can be found at https:///post/weaklyanonymous./180 Africa is not worth saving (on second thought, CHANGE) I was going to re-title this as a question, to indicate my slight uncertainty at the finality of the topic, to inspire less judgment but I realized am receptive, responsible man of substance and I need to right what I feel is honest without thinking of the backlash. Part of the world’s problem is that men do not self validate as women do, ‘woman of substance’ and all. I’ve been subconsciously trained by novels and TV to pick up offenses- racist, sexist, homophobic- regardless of how I feel about them. I do not know still why you’re supposed to be offended by watermelon. Something about boobs, maybe? It’s easy to know what to be offended by, and pick them out of what people say, or do not say, and how they act, but never what we say, on the blandness of things we already consider normal that offensive seem jarring. That the naira is weak alone should be offensive. But what’s offensive? That Nigerians say Buhari gets another infection. There’s a lot of anger, brewing and simmering. There’s that Biafran talk that just wouldn’t die down (and I suspect would continue to grow as part of the problem is that we always feel all alternate universes are present than current, inhabited), and Boko Haram, and increasing poverty, and it seems even more infuriating to the average Nigerian to tell him change begins with him. By him, I mean him/her. There’s the response that reeks of self denial: I wouldn’t have to be important in change making if we had a working president. It’s easy to blame, to try to be safe. There’s a disgusting side to Nigeria’s resilience: a selfishness, a sinister sanctimony. You steal pepper worth fifty naira and you are punished in the most flagrant and painful of ways. There are sins lounging deep in the recesses of our minds: mutual hate towards that boss, pernicious envy towards that unserious secondary school who now has a house in Lekki you’re sure he got through drugs or prostitution or that lazy nairabet, bitterness from the Igbos to everyone else, and then we go on forums and in private discussions and delude ourselves that the magnanimous anger and bad will created and enforced by over a hundred million people would tremble at the feet of one man simply because he bore the title ‘President’. Buhari isn’t a self-professed, or otherwise, messiah, just a man- I believe- with goals which are frustratingly not coming to limelight. Yet (hopefully), and he’s getting punished by a lot of Nigerians because the bad seed planted years and years ago just happened to have it’s harvest season why he was overlooking the farm. The sad truth is that half of Nigeria’s population would read this, because they’re incapable of it, because they don’t want to not feel comfort at their own limited, narrow, feelings of inadequacy. A lot of old men and women, young men and women, teenage men and women would go about their quotidian lives unaware of the existence of a need to change, always wanting more, feeling entitled to more, trying to get more, because more is a thing that has been seen. We’re all spoilt children who are angry with daddy and mummy for not being able to get that toy every other child seems to have. Africa, as a whole, is one giant group of people better at complacency than anyone else. Few days back, I was discussing with a friend of mine at an article that said Lorde was going to the wilderness to write her album, and how Americans had a history of camping, and he agreed with me that it was needed, when one had too much comfort, but that when Einstein was thinking he should be knowing more, finding more, making more, thinking more, we were thinking of getting more. More tubers of yams. More titles. More wives. Our innate complacency might or might not be an extension of laziness, but it surely comes hand in hand with envy covetousness. Let’s imagine Nigeria as the world. We are 1st world and 3rd world. We would be grateful for our electricity, and our good roads, and our technology, and he happy, because there’s no more in sight. Scrap that. This imagination is on par with the science fiction of time travel (to the past, I mean, which has been certified impossible). Nigerians can’t crave more if more cannot be seen. This is not contentment. In a Social science course I had to take in University, I came across a quote from some guy that’s important enough to be quoted and he said something along the lines of Africa not being able to do anything except that handed to them by the whites. Let’s get defensive: we’re not that bad. I mean, we’re the giant of Africa. We have Philip Emeagwali and Wole Soyinka and Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie and Mikel Obi and these guys are not just local champions. Of course, that is precisely why we know them. Everyone of these people got their success and recognition outside Nigeria. I had found that quote racist and annoying, but quite truthful, just like the notion that we may still be living in trees if they had not come. If Adichie didn’t win the Commonwealth prize and the Orange prize and the MacArthur genius grant, or get sampled by Beyonce, she would just be ‘a fierce writer’ a ‘writer who came fully made’ but not a writer to be taken seriously, whose highly opinionated ideas are very influential (I love the way she says baby bump, and if she had just the Nigeria Prize for Literature, people would say, “who is this one that is forming?”) This isn’t just to individuals, it’s to items, it’sto brands. We don’t like Made in Nigeria unless it’s Ankara or Art or a leather shoe from Enugu because then we get to show off how patriotic we are, and how much ‘progess we’re making’. And then, getting an original Chanel shoe in New York is a primal need because it makes you feel exquisite strutting Shoprite, Surulere wearing them. All those fashionistas with blogs would be reeling, you’re sure. Because Lagos is a place for the rich to show the semi-rich just how rich they are. Wearing Dior in Onitsha is useless, so places like Lagos and Abuja get more crowded, then more expensive, then less crowded, and we create these class systems to feel even more complacent, because then we won’t be asking for more because of we’re very aware we’re a lot of people’s more. Continue reading: https:///post/weaklyanonymous./180 |
If you like short funny posts and longer literary short fiction stories, check out my blog at weaklyanonymous. I hope you enjoy. Truly |
I blog at weaklyanonymous. |
Long time. When's the story writing and planning going to begin? |
so it's like we're all writers for a TV series |
I'm not on whatsapp, sadly. I can do original pieces tho. Was just asking if what i wrote was as good as you'd like. What theme though? I tend to gravitate towards dysfunctional relationshps. |
Never love a stranger? |
Yeah, what genre? I'm assuming you've checked out my blog so is the story there good enough? It sounds interesting. And we shouldnt be htinking of money now... lol |
Awesome. I'd love to |
True. But then, how many American children know John Updike or Kafka? I recently started blogging on wordpress and have a short story @ https://weaklyanonymous./2016/06/25/male-stereotypes/ i hope to be a writer sometime and i hope you appreciate the relevance of african writing; it's not just about fame |
Checked it out |
Diamondwriter:Thanks for checking it out. Do spread the word |
I just started blogging @ https://weaklyanonymous./ and please, visit, and like, and follow. Thanks. |
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