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Romance / Re: How Do You Know A Girl Is Dying For You? by weedinLA: 9:31pm On Dec 29, 2010
Bang that ass really good, and from the way she screams, it shall be obvious.

You dont even need to know. Just bang and go on to the next classy chick around, silly!
Romance / Re: Smart Guy Dump Girl by weedinLA: 9:28pm On Dec 29, 2010
Madukaele:

OLODO lik u don smoke weed dis 9th. anuofia, otu gi na ata chewing gum

It's morning here in Van City yo. I smoke my blunt when I want to feel amazing and link with my huge internal metaphysical reserves.

Weed calms the nerves. I get the best satisfaction from my blunts. Drinking should go to hell ; got to keep my fresh liver ever fresh.
Never had any alcohol in life. The natural tree gives me the wisdom and potency I need in areas I find appealing.

You are so unschooled and closed-up. Dude, go use your close-up paste and fix your bad breathe sicka! You can even use it to help you
jerk off son-of-a-mutha-fing biatch!
Romance / Re: Smart Guy Dump Girl by weedinLA: 9:16pm On Dec 29, 2010
Madukaele:

dyt ask am oo. me and am d drag land. i think na 190 with anoder name. 190 if na u we no d drag woman o

You need to go to bed and jerk off, lame A.s.sed dude!
Romance / Re: I'd Rather Be Called A Gold Digger: by weedinLA: 8:42pm On Dec 29, 2010
Omalichanwa:

@ weed the only female that would go after u are ones with four legs (goats) dnt worry u wld soon be caught in your abominable act just like they caught your brother last time FO oL. @ omega, what does a guy give up when he marry? Pray tell me.

Looking past you, you are way too low-class for my liking. Go switch your game up!
Romance / Re: Smart Guy Dump Girl by weedinLA: 8:35pm On Dec 29, 2010
Madukaele:

o boy 364 views no reply, na becos of d bad english? NL hates me ooo

Because you are as stupid as your spelling goes. NL doesnt hate you ; it finds you repulsive.

Get your stinking language and head to the laundry instead of dumping them on NL.

Now you see why I guess, biggest fool ever who claims to be foolish because he's a half-baked school grad.

What a disgustingly silly douchebag!!!!
Romance / Re: I'd Rather Be Called A Gold Digger: by weedinLA: 8:27pm On Dec 29, 2010
Omalichanwa:

U are really a big FO OL. I bet that's your mom, sisters and every one related. U are STu piD and a disgrace to humanity. U shld have been created a monkey and not a human. IMbeCi le.

Fortunately, I am human and a better human at that. Banging everything that walks in skirts. You can't compare son. I already switched all that.

One false move from you, get you swiss-cheesed up.

I am no disgrace to humanity; otherwise, classy ladies wouldn't be all over me the time.

Go sleep somewhere little boy, I'm grown. Come talk when your bank accounts grow up to the level
where you can talk to me, silly little bratty infantile.
Events / Re: Craziest Thing U Did This Year? by weedinLA: 8:21pm On Dec 29, 2010
Banged two different girls each night in the summer when I was in Calgary for the Stampede for two straight weeks. Came back to Vancouver and couldn't go to work for two weeks.

That was some really sexually - explicit fun. Toto too sweet brothas and sistas.
Romance / Re: I'd Rather Be Called A Gold Digger: by weedinLA: 8:12pm On Dec 29, 2010
Omalichanwa:

I think that deep in your heart u guys knw that it is wrong. If u value someone, u wldnt treat that person like this. A guy that really cares for a girl wld be happy to spend on her and not the other way around

Shut up. Go masturbate yourself silly!!!! You wanna get laid, go out there and get laid. You need money, go and f-ing get a real job or engineer your f-ing business slowpoke!!!! What a one-legged son-of-a-biatch looking for gold when you cant even mine 'em! Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are disgusting!
Romance / Re: I'd Rather Be Called A Gold Digger: by weedinLA: 8:03pm On Dec 29, 2010
You can be whatever you want, "Gold-digger"! Spread those legs between sheets and see if sooner than you'd expect, you wouldn't find yourself in the streets, slowpoke@!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Lady/girl by weedinLA: 8:02pm On Dec 29, 2010
Stupid lame dude with no game, go jerk off your balls to death, silly!
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Trouble Please Help by weedinLA: 8:00pm On Dec 29, 2010
Talk, talk, talk. Come on, no cash, no sex because cash rules, "foolish" huh?

Go and let him bang those loose cunts of yours with your legs spread wide into the sky screaming,
"heaven, here I c.um !!!"
Romance / Re: At What Age Were You Obsessed With A Guy/girl The First Time? by weedinLA: 7:56pm On Dec 29, 2010
When I was one second old, suckers!
Jokes Etc / Re: dd by weedinLA: 12:13am On Sep 13, 2010
Black ladies suck. They still claim to be strong.

I had this cute Nigerian chick then and we got along real good until I met  her friends. Before I know it, she's always raising issues about me and arguments began day in, day out.

Her friend was around one day and I was supposed to go see her at 7PM. The traffic was not favorable and I got there late. My GF started screaming and shouting. Instead of this silly Nigerian friend of hers to calm her down, she joined and they almost killed me and messed up my entire night. For me, that's the end.

Now she saw me with a sweet white Canadian lady and she had the nerves to come up to me without RESPECT and was like:

hey you silly indolent white slut, you had better go be with your pinkish white guys before it's too late. Because you are going to be dumped. This disrespectful black Nigerian "****" you think you are dating is on "boyfriend probation". Well, enjoy it while it last.

Wow, bad belley Nigerian girls. I have dumped your black A.S.S long time ago.
Romance / Re: How To Maintain And Control A Woman by weedinLA: 11:57pm On Sep 12, 2010
@Davidylan,

Just shut up dear. Your analogies and claims are all contradictory. When did you become a relationship expert?
Romance / Re: Never Trust Asian Girls And Nigerian Girls. by weedinLA: 4:36pm On Sep 10, 2010
Inked_Nerd:


o_O smh. I highly doubt that you and I could be friends. Your views on Nigerians girls are a bit much. I like to look at things from different angles. In the original post, you generalized all Nigerian girls like we were all one person. Ummm, newsflash, WE'RE NOT!!! That's like caucasians saying that all black people steal. We all know that's no true so please don't general about Nigerian girls. Honestly, I truly believe that you met some bad apples that's all. I know you don't know me and you probably don't really care about what I have to say but when I hear guys like you bashing Nigerians girls, imagine how it makes us feel?? I've met crappy Nigerian guys before but I don't go around saying "All Nigerian are cheater, all Nigerian guys are drug dealers, all Nigerian guys do 419". C'mon, open your eyes and meet new girls. I'm sure you really are a good guy, just meet new girls. And one more thing. Don't call me "muthafucka". I don't do anything to you to warrant that kind of response. And why the hell would you tell me to be scared? We're online for goodness sakes? What, do you expect me to be running away every time I see a thread by you. LMAO, this isn't East Vancouver. You can't just go around bullying people on Nairaland.




"Nigerian girls, weedinLA loves you all, so don't go.", if you loved Nigerian girls as much as you say you do, you wouldn't be talking about us in this manner. I'm gonna tell you something my dad always told me "Respect is a two way street. In order to get some, ya gotta give some", you can't expect us to respect you if your sitting around trying to makes us feel like crap. S**t don't fly like that. It ain't cute, so cut it out. Trust me, you'd met nicer girls if you's stop all of this.




I think I am beginning to like you. But are you really a geeky nerd? If you so, then I understand where you are coming from.

Oh so you lived in shitty East-side Vancouver ; a third world neighbourhood in a developed country? It's becoming very obvious who you are.
Romance / Re: Never Trust Asian Girls And Nigerian Girls. by weedinLA: 10:38am On Sep 10, 2010
Omolola1:

lmao

Time to go to bed Omolola1! Peace. Let's get it hot there. I got your back.
Romance / Re: The Nigeria Black Woman And Tears! by weedinLA: 10:36am On Sep 10, 2010
Omolola1:

what am i saying and what are u saying? mschew

Take time to read between the lines, school girl!
Romance / Re: The Nigeria Black Woman And Tears! by weedinLA: 10:33am On Sep 10, 2010
Omolola1:

it seems you're not alwite

I think you probably not ALRIGHT.
Romance / Re: Do Very Pretty Girls Make Their Men Insecure? by weedinLA: 10:31am On Sep 10, 2010
Omolola1:

mschew, what's the essence of saying u love a gurl if u dont trust her

That's just because you two could have a heart connection? Have you ever had a heart connection with someone you love or don't love? It happens honey and you just can't f**king help it. It's nature at its best or worst depending if it's positive connection or negative. Damn, it happened to me and I pray it doesn't no more. Now I hate Asian girls, Zap them!!!!
Romance / Re: Do Very Pretty Girls Make Their Men Insecure? by weedinLA: 10:28am On Sep 10, 2010
--190--:


@post

pretty girls actually make their BF's insecure and give the guyz un-necessary tension and HIGH BP

I would rather pretty girls comment on this. You not even pretty and you are talking. Go have a backseat girl.
Romance / Re: The Nigeria Black Woman And Tears! by weedinLA: 10:26am On Sep 10, 2010
Omolola1:

what do you mean?

You seem contradictorily OK. You are not too good to be bad. I can pardon that.

Hit me up when you understand my verbal luggage!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need True Love by weedinLA: 10:19am On Sep 10, 2010
Mugu. Go fresh up yourself so you can get girls. Monkey!!!
Romance / Re: Do Very Pretty Girls Make Their Men Insecure? by weedinLA: 10:17am On Sep 10, 2010
Cosmass:

I hear some men say they would rather marry or be with a not so pretty girl and have peace of mind rather than worrying  about the next guy picking her up. And this was also what my ex said. Guys do you feel insecure? or what are your fears?

Are you hot, cute or beautiful? Come meet me. After smoking you up in weed or emotionally when I am high, you'll later describe how it feels to get to sky 7 to your friends and not to me. And mind you, I will not answer your calls later.

Insecurity your A.S.S! May all di.cks smack it real DEEP!
Romance / Re: Pictures Of Your Bf Kissing Another Girl: by weedinLA: 10:14am On Sep 10, 2010
That guy made a mistake. |Men, I feel sorry for you with my arsenals behind me to shoot.

He tried to play the game but obviously the game played him.

So do the right thing and kick some A.S.S to get to some even nicer A.S.S.ES, baby!
Romance / Re: Never Trust Asian Girls And Nigerian Girls. by weedinLA: 10:06am On Sep 10, 2010
I Have mixed-feelings towards Nigerian girls.
Beautiful as they come and painful as they go.

I love to make some my wifeys of them.
Hot as they come, turn into potheads as they go.

Big-assed as Nigerians are, I still wanna make love to them.
That sex could be very sexy, but yet I will bang as deep and let them go!

Nigerian girls, weedinLA loves you all, so don't go.
But come talk loudly and silly so I can let all of you go.

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