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Omolola1:
lmao @marhoskiller &weedingLA, una no well~

I think you are OK

Marhoski:
190: baby what is the matter, you don't see alright
Lola: sugar I have a confession to make
190: common on my heart tell me
Lola: I have been sleepin with marhoskiller
190: whaaaaaat pack your things and geee,
Lola:* eyes very red* sob sob
190: em its ok, I undastand u re 4given

Then I come in:

weedinLA: You could have been forgiven, but you might as well, well, it depends.
Lola: what's your problem?

weedinLA: I choose to believe I aint got any problem, do I?
Lola: Yes you do , you smart-A.S.S!

weedinLA: Damn, I'm a smart-A.S.S! Been always called that. Are you so dumb-assed?
Lola: WTF? You silly, arrogant little brat.

weedinLA: I never insulted you and now you all about insult. I'm gonna spank you in the A.S.S.
Lola: Meeeeeee, your mama!!!! You very small thing.

weeedinLA: Alright. I am small, maybe that's why I smoke weed because it enlarges me emotionally
and psychologically and that's very important to let you wide-assed open P.U.SS.Y understand that I am not small
because I go deep, deep, DEEP.
Lola: OMG!!!!!=))

wedinLA: Yeah, she's enjoying it and about to RELEASE. I am not started yet. I haven't even stimulated the GSPOT and she's
there. I got to stop and go get a drag of weed before she EJACULATES on me and my luxurious bed.
Lola: OMG, I will kill you.

weedinLA: Come kill me, low-class muthafucka. I'm out and you CAN NEVER EVER see me.
Lola: God please help me, I even got 3 patents in engineering but can't speak up.

weedinLA: Haha, come enjoy first-class when you know what's up.
Lola: What's "what's up"?

weedinLA: Buy the book I will write about MY life so I add one more digit to my zeros
because when you buy, some silly fans will likely buy.
Lola: Ok, I am waiting for it, but bleep you.

weedinLA: bleep you too!!!!

yorke:
~~~word!!!

Stupid, what the Bleep is "word"?

Inked_Nerd:

LMAO, wow how idiotic can you be? I'm not attracted to you. Me responding you your foolish ramblings doesn't mean that I'm attracted to you. You posted a post here on the romance section and I responded just like everyone else. Get over yourself. Nice try though. Next time put the blunt down before you type then perhaps you could formulate a proper response. Anyway, I stayed in West Vancouver and East Vancouver. Hmmm, its like your aspiring to be the next Tonsinville of the romance section [ewww]. Well, if that's what your intentions are on this thread then congratulations, you are on the right path. Just keep posting posts that consistently show that your a loser and you should be good to go. I wish you the best in all your endeavors to parade yourself as a fool. May you succeed and show the world  .

Babe, you sound romantic. I can hit up if you want. But I got to so you respect me:

. You sounded sweet. I smiled. You were awesome. But you sounded a little cocky. No probs. I still love. I can still cut you off if you Bleep up.

So shut up muthafucka, I still Bleep up with you if you mess up,

Damn, nairaland go to sleep. Because I am coming to take over. Be worried and scared because I am never scared mutha fucka

I love Nigerian girls. The best CRYING girls.

I kiss them, they CRY.
I say I dont kiss, they CRY.

I call them, they CRY on the phone.
I refuse to call them, they CRY.

They cook for me, I tell them the food is the best I ever tasted,
they CRY.
They cook again, I say it's the worst, omo, them CRY.

I help them solve some very hard math problem, they CRY.
When I can't solve it, they say even Nigerian brother can't solve
it, and they CRY.

We go shopping together, they put on some nice outfit and look so, so
gorgeous, and I am like, you are my african queen, omo, they CRY.
We go shopping some other day and they mistakenly make the wrong
pick, and I am like go change it honey, they CRY.

My 9ja sisters, I used to yab you girls, but your tears melt me.
Now they will all CRY.

I mean I melt in your tears, is that bad? They CRY.

I tell them I love them, they CRY.
I tell them I hate what they do, they CRY.

What can I do to make you my Nigerian sisters SMILE?

Well, CRY for me please so I can comfort you and get laid not because I wanna get laid
but because I LOVE my Nigerian sisters.

You girls are the best. I have come to understand. Well, you understand me better.
So CRY for me my gorgeous babes.

Inked_Nerd:

LMAO, I've been to Vancouver before and given the fact that you seem to attract losers, I think you should be the last person to be a giving me advice about what I should and shouldn't get involved in. Like I said, your probably just attracting losers. I think its just in your nature .

You must be a looser then because you already attracted to me. Well, I love geeks like you inasmuch as you don't touch my weed.

Where were you in Vancouver? Hope not those areas with tons of geeks like yourself because that is not Vancouver.

Omolola1:
dont mind them, this one is worse

At least, you didnt say I am the worst.

I love Nigerian girls but they are hypocrites of extremes. They claim not to smoke weed but when they are with guys like me who don't judge and make them feel at home, they try to smoke all my weed and not wanting to pay for them. Potheads!!!

I am done with Asians. They just cry in bed (calling that pleasure-moaning) and then leave you at the end for some douchy little Asian dimwit when you least expect it!!!!

Try and make her free off inhibitions. And go really deeply curved so you can hit that GSpot . The more up-curving your small boy, the better for your lady. Once she's psychologically free and confident to be with you, she'll come.

Damn, legs shaking and body vibrating like shes on vibrator when all alone.

ORG-ASM - one of the best stuff God created.

Who said wives don't love to get dirty? It's all about open discussions about sexual issues baby.

Inked_Nerd:
How rude. I'm Nigerian and[i] I'm[/i] not a pothead. Perhaps you attract losers. Usually people tend to attract other people who are just like them. So if they're crappy then there's a possibility that you're crappy as well . After all look at your name weedinLA.

Well, I wouldn't expect a "NERD" like you to be a pothead.

Come to Vancouver and see what's going on. Lots of weed addicts running loose.
They need to go into rehab.

If you are Nigerian, you shouldn't smoke weed please geeky 9ja girl running around with big bulging plastic glasses.

Add that if they don't find weed to smoke they cry.

If they get HIGH on weed or that white stuff they carry around, they CRY.
If they arrive at work sober, they go to the restroom to CRY.

You go to visit them, they CRY for seeing you.
You run into them in the club, they CRY.

Naija girls. The hefty CRYING girls.

They ask you when you going to visit home, you tell them you just came back from 9ja,
they CRY!

You tell them you just got a great job, they CRY!
You tell them you just lost your great job, they CRY!!!

9ja girls will always CRY.
My 9ja girls, CRY for me please!!!!

Been with lot of Asian girls and couple of Nigerians. These two set of girls are very hypocritical.

Nigerian girls are all potheads.

Asian girls will leave you at the end after promising to be with you until Jesus comes.

I am thinking of what to make of girls now.

Can you guys share your experiences?

Virginity is divine. Going deep in a virgin's private is such an awesome feeling. The emotional contentment is like it's from heaven above.

kay0195:
@WeedinLA so why did u insult me? Anyway you have shown that you are obviously the BIGGEST IDIOT AND FOOL running loose in this forum. sorry "BOY" U need to check yourself for severe mental issues. Empty vessles make the loudest noise: true talk. Eat poo! Immature thing!

Apologies. Love you like a friend.

lord krato:
pls dnt mind the doushe bag, he obviously is lacking it and like i have told him,he should stop advertising his ignorance , well i advise you to ignore him,whenever i read his post,i just laugh and think"can someone like this talk to me in real life?"

then i chuckle and continue ,

You are a big FOOL. Learn how to control the temper tantrums you go. Silly little brat.

lord krato:
douche bag, Where in the blazes is your Brain?

dammmnnnnn, NL has sure a lot o minors,

Deal with them,is what i do,except you are one of them

Have you asked yourself
1.whether they are male or female?
2.Whether it's you silly businees or not?
3.And why the hell you left your senses in the dumpster and not your head?

By the time you are through with these then you will find me gone cos i don't wanna derail the thread and more so

having a conversation with someone who is clearly ONLINE STRUCK, _{Hello? welcome to NL, You acn now talk poo when momma isn't there}

Something must be wrong with you. How can you say you'll "deal with me?" Are you out of your mind? Didn't your parents inculcate some manners into you? Where the hell are you from? Are you high on coke or something? I know it's Friday but don't abuse it. Silly little infant!

lord krato:
STALK^^^^^, Gimme a break,

I deal with them,not behave like them.

The fact that i highlighted your childish comments dosen't mean that i am stalking you but for you to post some thing mature so we won't know that a teenager is here,

Just some advice,

You must be joking huh? Deal with me?

lord krato:
[b][b][b]still WEEDING LA [/b][/b][/b]

I left LA buddie. I am now in Van city. Do you know it's pretty dangerous to stalk on me?

emmboy:
When i'm in a private place with my girlfriend, she can play any rough* play with me, but when in the public like in the street, she looks and looks before she could even give me a breastless hug. I get so so angry with that and i dont know what to call it. Maybe she's shy or something, dont know. She is d shadow of herself environmentally. Peeps, what do u sense?

Na you kolo pass. Which kind mugu you be? A guy must always be in control. It's pretty obvious she's not all about you. If she's all about you, you'll be the one telling her to stop. Mugu!!

kay0195:
@weedinLA. u sound so immature how old are u 18?

What made you think I sound immature?

Disflowered one who was 26. Still feel very sorry for her. Had to leave her because then I wasn't in my right mind. One of the best girls I have ever met. She wouldn't take me back.

kay0195:
na you know english pass, no be only u go school o.

A big boy/girl is one with the money, respect and character. Thats my definition.

No, I am not the only who went to school. And I don't think I know English more than anyone. And I also don't see anything wrong with expressing my views.

You must be silly to say this. Idiots running loose on this forum.

lord krato:
weedingLA, Guy,lock up

Your talk is just childish,


@topic


well,my 2 cents

Dude, you must learn to respect people. Be forewarned before you get kicked out of this forum. Can you tell me what is childish in my writings?

sjeezy8:
lol big boys

Someone who has money - not only has money but spends money like its nothing new.
and has money continuously.

That's not a big boy. We call such people in the financial world, " Parvenu"!!!

They stink. Most big boys in contrast to popular beliefs, are frugally extravagant.

gombo_s:
you see my exgirl who btw we still talk cus we are tight and really close.she wanted to go back with me but i refused it cus i have given her a lot of chances she could possible ask for.so to get my point to this thread.since we are friends she tells me every detail of her life and couple of days ago she told me that she was seeing this man and they are in relationship.i didn't know that i still have some feelings for her cus she was my first gf and my first love.anyways am having this silly feelings that am having and every time she calls me i just wanna tell her how i feel but part of me is telling me not to tell.i want her to be happy.i dont know what to do , i seriously dont

Real definition of big time MUGU turn Woman-Wrapper. Check yarns from the mouth of a guy.

When will guys learn how not to restrict or tie themselves down to just one lady you are even not dating? Please, stop selling yourself short. Get loose not promiscuous and interact with all. Hide that feeling buddie and be distant. You are a man and a man must always be careful and self-aware to create that magnetic personality for ladies.

No matter how beautiful that girl is, no matter how honest she might be, buddie, no matter how much feelings you have for her, I bet you there tons of other ladies with better qualities that would endear you to them stronger than you can ever imagine.

Relax and be friendly with ladies. It feels so much better believe me, when you have options and know that you can always find something better. All it takes is a little change of mindset.

neily:
The guy is not serious wit her, and does not love her for anything. She shuld move on and forget him.

She should move on and forget him? Hmmm, you need some classes on Emotional Intelligence, honey! I will suggest Daniel Coleman's "Emotional Intelligence"!

http://www.amazon.ca/Emotional-Intelligence-Matter-More-Than/dp/0553375067

If the guy has been taking her to that supposed promised land, emotionally she's been deeply hooked like a slave chained to a pillar. The best advice is for her to be herself. Just keep hanging in there and enjoying your promise land.

Don't ever talk about marriage. I can understand she's in her early 30s. But ma, I am dumping any girl that ever brings up the topic of marriage in our relationship.

Just as not all dates must turn into relationship, so should not all relationships, irrespective of how serious they might seem, turn into marriage.

Marriage is overrated. I am divorcing any silly thing the moment I sense any sign that she's slowing me up in my career and restricting my freedom.

Ladies please, give your boyfriends their freedom and let their conscience do the rest. You can't stop him from cheating or mocking you by stalking. Geez.

I don tire for Naija babes!!!

J.Jay:
@Weedinla, I'm talkin reality here boy. U think i talk r'ubbish like some of y'all kids who fantasize about impossibilities? They do profitable business with their money; they have their money workin for them! Have many of them as friends & associates. Will be there very soon. I aint telling u 'dem say'.

What is reality to you? Name one profitable business you know? Do you even know what they call investing? You think it's buying poultry feeds from Cotonou and reselling? All these ghetto chumps with $100 selling chocolate cookies are now thinking they got all it takes to rule the business world.

Silly little brats!!!