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Yet them say money no good...it keeps bringing d honies

MrCork go like dis one ooo

Sad very sad...

What is she doing in india by the way? Don't tell me she is a tourist...

That's my side chick...I didn't realise you know me so well.

@Sed,

Are you saying this guy - Bosco is a fraud? He works with IITA...met him at the YABDI programme.

Abeg confirm ooo

A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop.

From inside, they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!"

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them. He was satisfied with things they way they were. The Jamaican quickly figured out the wife felt like she was getting the short end of the stick, so to speak.

The wife asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"

The Jamaican replied, "Tell him to just try them on, Lady."

So the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on.

As soon as the husband slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. There was a level of excitement his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican began screaming, "You got them on the wrong feet! You got them on the wrong feet!"

Mr and Mrs banda have 3 children, two girls and a boy- who was the youngest of the three. The two young ladies were being introduced to the world of partying at night which turned into a habit. Not long after, Mr and Mrs banda discovered where their daughters go to at night, so they had to ground them.

After some few boring weeks, one of the daughters said to her sister, "Enough is enough! We need a plan, and soon!"

After hours of planning, they came up with a plan of making a hole in the roof. The plan worked smoothly and they continued with their night outings.

One day, their young brother discovered the hole in the roof and told his parents. After seeing the huge hole in the roof, Mr. and Mrs. Banda decided to fix the hole. But they had a problem; they didn't have anything to climb on to the roof. The husband decided to lift the wife on his shoulders so she could reach the hole in the roof. As she started working, a knock was heard on the door and they asked the son to answer it...

BOY: Hello. Can I help you?

VISITOR: Yes you can. Are your parents inside?

BOY: Yes, but they are busy. Mum is on top of dad. They are trying to mend the hole where children came out from.

okine4real:
Your 6 hectares would take only a maximum of 900 palms... if you know you really want to make good money, then start with 300 hactares.

just my take...


Am back........

Nna eh...you wan kill person abi?

Make we crawl small na before we start competiting with Usain Bolt.

300 hectares is a massive project and could be assessed as group rather than an individual.

Eyah Eyah Eyah!

What a shame to the organisers, the accompanying security and the society.

Personally, when a politician stops discussing the issues and his goals in government; starts distributing 'greek' gifts, he has lost it.

Rest in Peace to the Dead...may their families be strengthened during this time.

Oga World 1,

Well done. Please what is the anticipated harvest i.e the no of tonnes in an acre upon harvest. What is the mkt price for a tonne currently.

Would appreciate your swift response as usual.

TippyTop:
Her inlaws were probably right, she was busy screwing around even when married.

No shame at all smh!

No shame in having a life? where do this morons emanate from sef?

Dude...she is single and allowed to mingle with whoever she pleases. Screw the ex inlaws and thier iconsequential opinion/allegations.

Shit dont matter.

fairygeh:
Ini edo,upon all the love and respect I have for u.were u dating this guy before u left ur EX hubby? Not against her having a new relationship. But errm,the boy looks
younger than her and what were they doing in that 3rd pics?pics too intimate Did they just finish f*****g?

Who da fuq are you to be talking thrash like some moral standard. If you are an old cargo who cant attract the younger male...then up your game.

Hypocrites all over this thread.

Everyone castigating this lady for finding love again or getting it from a younger man; as if they expect her to mourn forever.


Bunch of retards.

Locopriously,....

Good one.

Nigeria will survive. Nigeria must survive. Nigeria must be better. Nigeria must be great.

Election things.

If they plan on abortion already...why did your brother tell you?

What is humiliating about an event/act that you support?

I bet OP is in France. You cant assess some other person with your standard since your value system aint same thing.

^ I tell you

I pity APC if he eventually picks the vice-presidential ticket

BackDatAssUp:
Idris Deby is married to the daughter of the leader of an Arab militia in Darfur, Sudan which was implicated in the genocide of Black African christians.
Idris Deby paid $25 million dollars as supposedly bride price to the Janjawiid leader.
Idris Deby is one of many int'l sponsors of Boko Haram

Are you serious? How come is still regarded such that nigerian government will rely on his input and advise?

This Chadian president should be investigated thoroughly...

The claim that insurgency in Nigeria is being fuelled by some faceless persons and groups within and outside Africa became clearer with the news of the arrest of one Mr Mahamat Bichara Gnoti, who is alleged to be a close associate of the Chadian President, Idriss Déby.

Mr Gnoti was reported to have been apprehended on the Chadian-Sudan border with 19 SAM2 missiles, which he allegedly purchased from the Sudanese army for Boko Haram terrorists.

According to an online news portal, Saharareporters, which quoted a Cameroonian investigative journalist, Bisong Etahoben, via his Twitter, Mr Gnoti claimed that President Idriss Déby gave him “the funds to purchase the weapons, …waved a presidential pass issued to him by Mr Deby’s office in order to get past border guards, but was stopped and searched by the guards who found the deadly weapons on him.”


http://www.today.ng/news/exposed-chad-president-associate-fingered-in-purchase-of-19-missiles-for-boko-haram/

@OP,

That will be Okotie's first wife when he was a lover boy abi na musician sef...then he discovered he can get the girls and make more money in Pastoral things...he became a Pastor and then took shots twice at becoming the President...talk about a hustler!...Dude is balling big time now #megachurch

See Bob-Dee with all smiles..with Papa Clarence

Nice One Ada Ada...now your girls (Anna Banner and Onyinye plus your baby mama) can fight more

ifuckpussy:
Liar. Most people downloaded the song or bought a pirated copy.
I like flavour and I love the song. But 5 million CD copies... Iro nla ni yen

Ogbeni...where you see 5million copies na? You donfuckpussy (by your moniker) sotey you dey read upside down

My votes are for Rozzay and Vivly...

Vivly:
we thank God. How's the trekking going?

^ Wickid

@Eva,

You fall hand with this your post.

@Miss Stella,

Have you seen your Johnny Zubby now?

Tuface is on a different level.

Yet to listen to the song thoug...