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Family / Re: 7 Things That Make You Look Like A Cheater(even If You Are Not) by Welder(m): 5:21pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
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Nairaland / General / Re: (Baba Ijebu) Kessington Adebutu’s Youngest Wife Unveiled - Photos by Welder(m): 2:43pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
Yet them say money no good...it keeps bringing d honies MrCork go like dis one ooo |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Woman Gangraped In Delhi Indian by Welder(m): 6:33pm On Feb 20, 2015 |
Sad very sad... What is she doing in india by the way? Don't tell me she is a tourist... |
Romance / Re: Top Ten Funniest Side Chick Pics/memes by Welder(m): 7:36am On Feb 20, 2015 |
That's my side chick...I didn't realise you know me so well. |
Agriculture / Re: suckers available by Welder(m): 1:18pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
@Sed, Are you saying this guy - Bosco is a fraud? He works with IITA...met him at the YABDI programme. Abeg confirm ooo |
Jokes Etc / Hahahah by Welder(m): 9:59am On Feb 13, 2015 |
A married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside, they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them. He was satisfied with things they way they were. The Jamaican quickly figured out the wife felt like she was getting the short end of the stick, so to speak. The wife asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Tell him to just try them on, Lady." So the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as the husband slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes. There was a level of excitement his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips. The Jamaican began screaming, "You got them on the wrong feet! You got them on the wrong feet!" Mr and Mrs banda have 3 children, two girls and a boy- who was the youngest of the three. The two young ladies were being introduced to the world of partying at night which turned into a habit. Not long after, Mr and Mrs banda discovered where their daughters go to at night, so they had to ground them. After some few boring weeks, one of the daughters said to her sister, "Enough is enough! We need a plan, and soon!" After hours of planning, they came up with a plan of making a hole in the roof. The plan worked smoothly and they continued with their night outings. One day, their young brother discovered the hole in the roof and told his parents. After seeing the huge hole in the roof, Mr. and Mrs. Banda decided to fix the hole. But they had a problem; they didn't have anything to climb on to the roof. The husband decided to lift the wife on his shoulders so she could reach the hole in the roof. As she started working, a knock was heard on the door and they asked the son to answer it... BOY: Hello. Can I help you? VISITOR: Yes you can. Are your parents inside? BOY: Yes, but they are busy. Mum is on top of dad. They are trying to mend the hole where children came out from. |
Agriculture / Re: Starting An Oil Palm Plantation by Welder(m): 11:47am On Feb 11, 2015 |
okine4real: Nna eh...you wan kill person abi? Make we crawl small na before we start competiting with Usain Bolt. 300 hectares is a massive project and could be assessed as group rather than an individual. |
Crime / Re: Two Brothers & Three Others Shot Dead Over Politicians' Gifts In Lagos by Welder(m): 8:20am On Feb 05, 2015 |
Eyah Eyah Eyah! What a shame to the organisers, the accompanying security and the society. Personally, when a politician stops discussing the issues and his goals in government; starts distributing 'greek' gifts, he has lost it. Rest in Peace to the Dead...may their families be strengthened during this time. |
Agriculture / Re: Highhill Plantain Village Now In The Heart Of Abeokuta, Ogun State *pic* by Welder(m): 10:47am On Feb 02, 2015 |
Oga World 1, Well done. Please what is the anticipated harvest i.e the no of tonnes in an acre upon harvest. What is the mkt price for a tonne currently. Would appreciate your swift response as usual. |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo And Mike Godson Are Dating (Photos) by Welder(m): 3:18pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
TippyTop: No shame in having a life? where do this morons emanate from sef? Dude...she is single and allowed to mingle with whoever she pleases. Screw the ex inlaws and thier iconsequential opinion/allegations. Shit dont matter. 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo And Mike Godson Are Dating (Photos) by Welder(m): 3:16pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
fairygeh: Who da fuq are you to be talking thrash like some moral standard. If you are an old cargo who cant attract the younger male...then up your game. |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo And Mike Godson Are Dating (Photos) by Welder(m): 3:14pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
Hypocrites all over this thread. Everyone castigating this lady for finding love again or getting it from a younger man; as if they expect her to mourn forever. Bunch of retards. 12 Likes |
Politics / Re: Patrick Obahiagbon Praises Zahra Buhari On Twitter by Welder(m): 11:39am On Jan 16, 2015 |
Locopriously,.... |
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji, Ngozi Okonjo Iweala Campaign For A Better Nigeria - Pic by Welder(m): 6:52pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
Good one. Nigeria will survive. Nigeria must survive. Nigeria must be better. Nigeria must be great. 10 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Governor Kashim Shettima Of Borno State Receives Pres. Jonathan(photos) by Welder(m): 6:21pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
Election things. |
Romance / Re: My Brother(17years)impregnant His Gf(15yrs)what Can I Do? by Welder(m): 1:52pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
If they plan on abortion already...why did your brother tell you? |
Education / Re: Humiliation Of A University Graduate On Graduation Day (Pictures) by Welder(m): 11:40am On Nov 24, 2014 |
What is humiliating about an event/act that you support? I bet OP is in France. You cant assess some other person with your standard since your value system aint same thing. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: President Jonathan Is A Good Man, Says Amaechi by Welder(m): 10:23am On Nov 24, 2014 |
^ I tell you I pity APC if he eventually picks the vice-presidential ticket |
Politics / Re: EXPOSED:Chad President,Associate manipulated In Missiles Purchase For Boko Haram by Welder(m): 10:12am On Nov 24, 2014 |
BackDatAssUp: Are you serious? How come is still regarded such that nigerian government will rely on his input and advise? This Chadian president should be investigated thoroughly... |
Politics / EXPOSED:Chad President,Associate manipulated In Missiles Purchase For Boko Haram by Welder(m): 6:37am On Nov 24, 2014 |
The claim that insurgency in Nigeria is being fuelled by some faceless persons and groups within and outside Africa became clearer with the news of the arrest of one Mr Mahamat Bichara Gnoti, who is alleged to be a close associate of the Chadian President, Idriss Déby. Mr Gnoti was reported to have been apprehended on the Chadian-Sudan border with 19 SAM2 missiles, which he allegedly purchased from the Sudanese army for Boko Haram terrorists. According to an online news portal, Saharareporters, which quoted a Cameroonian investigative journalist, Bisong Etahoben, via his Twitter, Mr Gnoti claimed that President Idriss Déby gave him “the funds to purchase the weapons, …waved a presidential pass issued to him by Mr Deby’s office in order to get past border guards, but was stopped and searched by the guards who found the deadly weapons on him.” http://www.today.ng/news/exposed-chad-president-associate-fingered-in-purchase-of-19-missiles-for-boko-haram/ |
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Dele Momodu, Chris Okotie And Shina Peters In The 90s by Welder(m): 7:28pm On Nov 21, 2014 |
@OP, That will be Okotie's first wife when he was a lover boy abi na musician sef...then he discovered he can get the girls and make more money in Pastoral things...he became a Pastor and then took shots twice at becoming the President...talk about a hustler!...Dude is balling big time now #megachurch See Bob-Dee with all smiles..with Papa Clarence 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Flavour Sells 1 Million Copies Of New Album In 5 Days...with No Hype by Welder(m): 6:15pm On Nov 20, 2014 |
Nice One Ada Ada...now your girls (Anna Banner and Onyinye plus your baby mama) can fight more ifuckpussy: Ogbeni...where you see 5million copies na? You donfuckpussy (by your moniker) sotey you dey read upside down 77 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest - Final Elimination Round (semi Finals) by Welder(m): 2:26pm On Nov 08, 2014 |
My votes are for Rozzay and Vivly... |
Romance / Re: My Man Has Two Cars, I Trek Around, Isn't This Selfisness? by Welder(m): 9:59pm On Nov 06, 2014 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Am In Love With A Nairalander by Welder(m): 3:06pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
@Miss Stella, Have you seen your |
Music/Radio / Re: 2face Idibia - Nfana Ibaga 2014 Remix (MUSIC) by Welder(m): 3:38pm On Oct 27, 2014 |
Tuface is on a different level. Yet to listen to the song thoug... 2 Likes |
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