₦airaland Forum

aribisala0:
Nobody percusses anyone any more. That is so 1960s

Nigeria refuses to move with the times

You lack exposure . That is your problem.

What proportion of doctors in Nigeria have more than MBBS. How many doctos in Nigeria take part in any kind of CPD

How many doctors in Nigeria graduate without cheating in exams or forging signatures for procedures not done/observed

Power of a doctor? What power? to turn water into wine?


The typical doctor in Nigeria is a textbook doctor livingin the stoneage.

Spare us the hubris and keep it real

How many doctors in the whole of Nigeria have ever as in EVER used a defibrillator?

You guys still use Pinhard stethoscopes for fuckksssakes

See this ignoramus..
The doc you quoted wasn't talking about percussing a patient. When a superior asks questions to test one's knowledge; that's an act of percussion.

Now, run back to whatever hole you crawled out from

Amarabae:
useless propaganda by N.M.A,
What evidence can they give that they are Johesu people?
Dumb propaganda

Go watch channels

Smooth278:
Despite johesu instructing their members in accounts not to pay doctors their April salaries, doctors still in keeping with the Hippocratic oath have responded and helped these johesu members in need...

This is the height of wickedness

Coolgears:
So much for doctor-patient confidentiality. Get off your high horse people, there is no hatred towards doctor. Isn't this your job, do you really think you deserve some accolades for doing your job, that you are actually paid for? All I have seen in the health sector are egomaniac and egocentric people aided by our no good government. Hey, I am not blaming JOHESU for fighting for equity and neither am I blaming doctors for adamantly wanting to remain king of the jungle without regards to other people in the sector. If only we could all get along and keep the patient in mind. So please doctors let us mock those in pain and give yourselves a pat on the back for doing your job. So much for the Hippocratic oath

See this clown claiming doctor-patient confidentiality...

No be channels carry the news again??

By the way, where are those clowns that know more than physicians ??
Does that even sound well ??

MrBigiman:
For once u are right Funmi. Johesu wants to distort the narrative. Doctors spend most of their years through tear, pain and discomfort working so we could have a healthier society, and Johesu members think they can bully their way to earn the same prestige.

We must not allow them ..

Amarabae:
Nonsense.
What evidence can they give that they are johesu members?
Useless propaganda by N.M.A

Keep playing the ostrich

danilmo:
pls stop here brother, lol, haaaaaa

u wan kill that pharmD guy ni,, pls let's save his pharmD ego ,this is a public forum, let's pity his certificate..

though I know amarabae will know this one sha, she knows more and use to correct doctor.. lol.

OH I forgot, she will tell us it will be too childish to answer this here..

work out of thread jeje

Lmao

theuniqueone:
Abegi pity the doctor wannabe. Thanks for putting the academic dwarf in his right place. You just confirmed to me the awesomeness of mbbs program. I am humbled to be a doctor. I wish we are in ward round so that stuff will just flow unhindered. Thanks once again

I dey loyal boss...
We need to keep them in check lest they mislead the ignorant public.

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emekatheo:
Google always giving you half information. Thanks to Google but listen let me teach you for free. Paracetamol underGoes gluroronidation and sulfation to its conjugates (which I won't tell you) and these make up 95% of the excreted metabolites.
However there is an alternative pathway which makes up the remaining 5%. It is the cytochrome p450 dependent glutathion conjugation pathway. I won't tell you the name of the metabolite so you can ask Google again and learn. So what you typed up there is trash.

Have you heard of Acetylcysteine and Methionine? Mr. Doctor!!

Lol..This is ridiculous !! Acetylcysteine is cysteine analogue with a longer half life.Your methionine is just another AA that can be used for the management of paracetamol toxicity.

What is the commonest route of administration of the N-acetylcysteine in clinical settings?

And after how many seconds, minutes or hours would your antidote be useless If you fail to act ?

What zone of hepatic lobule is the commonest site of liver damage due to acetaminophen toxicity ? And why is it the commonest site ?

What type of necrosis does it cause ?

Gimme the prognostic signs of the toxicity ?

And can you tell me about the symptoms, signs and management of fulminant hepatic failure ?

The above questions are definitely beyond the scope of your curriculum.
My questions covered pharmacology, pathology and GI medicine ..

Keep calm and dispense my prescriptions quietly

emekatheo:
Bloody errand boy and apprentice! Always envying Pharmacist. That's why you keep giving patients wrong doses of drugs.

Envy a dispenser ?? Bwahahahahah. You are deluded and should see a psychiatrist asap.

Amarabae:
Look at what a doctor wrote.
So unfortunate.
So we didn't pass jamb yet read Nursing science in the University?
Who enters a university without jamb.

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If I return to university 100 times, I will still read Nursing.
It's my calling and I am proud of it.
Rounding up my post graduate programs in it.

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My kids will study any course they like,
You don't force a course on them.
Mr malaria and typhoid specialist .
The earlier you wear off the poisonous narcissistic personality disorder they injected in you at the medical school, the better for you.

who dash monkey banana. You don't come across as someone with a bachelor . You attended a mushroom school of nursing with a diploma to show for it.
I'm proud to be a malaria and typhoid specialist. That's way better than being a bedmaking, urine and faecal collection specialist
Charlatan claiming to be on the same level with a paediatrician, obstetrician, gynaecologist, Internal physician.
Jeez..so disrespectful!!
Infact, the knowledge gap between a pre clinical student and the johesu charlatans is immeasurable.

6inches:
This doctors are still on this page arguing ,i saw one poor doctor today ,he dashed to my pharmacy, he came to get infusions and some injections,i looked at him a consultant might be scamming the poor dude paying him peanut,even had to send him down to buy 2k drugs ;Dbefore they inflate the bills

That dude is what you wish you were..
Bloody dispenser

danilmo:
amarabae,

hmm, so na only surgeon naim sabi pass u now, I feel like ridiculing u a post graduate nurse here now now with my little preclinical knowledge...

just shove it down ur troat..
this is a public forum, don't lemme disgrace u the little knowledge u nursing people have o,

a pharmD said this thing u spilled out, he will not wana say that thing again.., just few question threw him off thread..

plenty Nurse that my doc bro is training like weed in his hospital, just collect form and pay small cash, within few month ure already a nurse sharp sharp, and ure here giving us headache,,

Boss..those johesu people are deluded.
Some charlatans actually said only surgeons know more than them. That's preposterous!!!
A post paediatrics and obs and gynae medical student actually knows much more than they ll ever know .. Useless people

Amarabae:
See as my comment pepper them for body.
Ndi doctor!
Hahahahahahaha.

You are only masking your pain and bitterness with that meme.
You are suffering from chronic low self esteem. I understand your plight sha. Your dad and 2 siblings are medical practitioners. You are the dumb one who couldn't pass jamb but ended up in a mushroom school of nursing.
If I were in your shoes, I'd be mad too..
Amara , minister of bedmaking and oral drug administration
Well, I hope your kids would be smart enough to study Medicine. Nurse Amara the bimbo

sogodihno:
just saw this now, but am sure doctors here, we want to die if they see this, why are naija doctors so primitive in their thinking now. This is Uganda o. shame on this generation of Nigeria doctors. it's really pathetic.

This is the genesis of the whole problem.. everyone wan dey bear the title 'doctor'