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PhonesRe: Whatsapp Vs Signal by WhatIf: 10:58am On Jan 11, 2021
Let me also try it
RomanceRe: Before Marriage He Told Me He Was A Car Dealer Nigerian Lady Crys Out(video) by WhatIf: 7:25pm On Dec 31, 2020
Double wahala
CelebritiesRe: Chico Ejiro Is Dead by WhatIf: 1:55pm On Dec 25, 2020
Rest on bros
TravelRe: My Trip From Benin City To SINGAPORE (photos) by WhatIf: 2:27am On Dec 22, 2020
Following bumper to bumper!
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: Bandits Abduct Katsina Students In Fresh Attack by WhatIf: 7:25am On Dec 20, 2020
This another business that is booming now!
LiteratureRe: My Drunk Father by WhatIf: 7:31am On Dec 19, 2020
Very funny
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Get Your Instant P.O.S Within 24hrs With No Stress by WhatIf: 9:52pm On Nov 29, 2020
gpsmiles:
Please note only Lagos resident should call
What about those who reside in Ijebu-Ode?
RomanceMy Surprised Romance Put Me In Trouble! by WhatIf(op): 3:51am On Nov 16, 2020
This new neighbour of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.

At times, they will kiss to the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.

Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.

I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.

I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.

I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.

I was still arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.

'Chimmmooo!!!!! So you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.

Before i could say jack, she opened the door and zoomed off. I chased after her to explain.

'Uju i can explain, please stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser. But she increased her speed.

I was chasing Uju with a red candles in my hands and i didn't even know.

Our new neigbours saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.

On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, running after my wife as fast as their legs could carry them....
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Now, my wifes family and i, have gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from a Pastor.

See the way my surprise romance have landed me in trouble

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PetsSee This Snake by WhatIf(op):
This snake was caught by a trap this morning.

Please, can someone tell me it's name.

PhonesRe: Mtn Unlimited Data And Airtime Trick by WhatIf: 6:40pm On Oct 11, 2020
coatofwealth:
I will show you the way if you can afford a token of 1k for d trick, beside the trick works only on MTN NEW SIM.
Confirm internet robbers spotted!

Ole, Thief
RomanceRe: Can You Try it For Love Sake? by WhatIf(op): 8:20am On Aug 28, 2020
Vyzz:
Op is that ya deal still on
Which deal?
RomanceCan You Try it For Love Sake? by WhatIf(op): 9:01pm On Aug 25, 2020
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HealthRe: Lightening Kills Three Ogun FRSC Officials by WhatIf: 6:25pm On Jun 17, 2020
nextstep:
RIP to the departed, and quick recovery to the injured.

Did the command post have a properly-grounded lightning arrestor in place?
Well, this one struck them by road side!
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Orders Removal Of Roadblocks At Kaduna's State Boundaries by WhatIf: 7:26am On Jun 16, 2020
I am very shock, as Nairalanders did not read the post. They only read the Topic.
CrimeRe: Man Slaps A Policeman Who Slapped Him In Warri. Policeman Then Fires Gun (Video) by WhatIf: 11:31pm On May 27, 2020
It is well
PoliticsRe: It Is Better We Divide Nigeria” – Northern Elder by WhatIf: 11:08am On May 27, 2020
Not a bad idea!
PoliticsRe: Governor Udom Adds Another Aircraft Into Ibom Air's Fleet (pictures) by WhatIf: 7:13am On May 20, 2020
Congratulations! Only if others can emulate him, they will see what they shows for their embezzlement!
Foreign AffairsRe: COVID-19: China Mocks America's Response In Animated Video by WhatIf: 8:57pm On May 03, 2020
tolexy007:
what is the truth in this now,if not ur obsession for America and still people like u will still go and queue in their embassy begging for visa
Wrong assumption
Foreign AffairsRe: COVID-19: China Mocks America's Response In Animated Video by WhatIf: 3:19am On May 03, 2020
Bitter truth
Jobs/VacanciesRe: hi by WhatIf:
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CareerRe: A Nursing Leader Got the worst bashing after being redeployed by WhatIf: 6:55am On Mar 27, 2020
WhatIf the Nurse should get a lawyer and sue them to court?
Christianity EtcRe: Ifa Priests In Cuba Pray Against Coronavirus by WhatIf: 6:50am On Mar 27, 2020
Wonderfully wonderful
Christianity EtcRe: CORONAVIRUS:TB Joshua Prophecy About Coronavirus Failed by WhatIf: 6:32am On Mar 27, 2020
WhatIf the virus disappear fiam before 6pm according to him or before 11:59pm? Let's wait and see, the day called 27th of March, 2020 is still very young!
HealthRe: How To Make Your Own Hand Sanitizer In 5 Minutes With Just #700 (oyao!) by WhatIf: 6:53pm On Mar 26, 2020
Make I rush go do my own. Thanks for the information! God bless you real good.

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