This new neighbour of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.

At times, they will kiss to the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.

Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.

I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.

I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.

I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.

I was still arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.

'Chimmmooo!!!!! So you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.

Before i could say jack, she opened the door and zoomed off. I chased after her to explain.

'Uju i can explain, please stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser. But she increased her speed.

I was chasing Uju with a red candles in my hands and i didn't even know.

Our new neigbours saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.

On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, running after my wife as fast as their legs could carry them....
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Now, my wifes family and i, have gathered for over 2hrs now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from a Pastor.

See the way my surprise romance have landed me in trouble

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It's so sad such happened to you and it pains me that most of our women haven't yet understood some recent changes and development in the world.

I can boldly say that 75% of women in Nigeria will do sane thing your wife did so you don't blame them but rather their mindset.

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Brother John, don't you know that, that kind of Romance is Devilish Romance. That is what Pastor will start by telling you

M;mm;m;mm;mmmm don't even know what to say.....

Me reading this has ended me in premium tears too

So so funny

Both you and Uju need better flogging.
Why won't she run when she has never been introduced to romance in the past?
U now went from 0-100 on her!
Somebody that watches african magic and still ties wrapper.

Na the matter we dey solve o......but e no gree solve