₦airaland Forum

mykelsmart009: High,my name his hem hi,i want to hit som heggs (Hi,my name is MI,i want to eat some eggs).which part of Nigeria speaks dis 1?

Yorubas. Who are the people that say ''oyil''(oil) and ''palor''(parlour) and also who are the ones that say''fiffle''(people) and ''pish''(fish)??

1. I want to wee-wee
2. *two people are together and one asks* Are you around?
that's all I can think about right now.

ngaz: Who is a DUMBEST?
1. The man who waves a newscaster while watching tv news.
2. A nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient to give him sleeping pills because
she forgot to give him the medicine.
3. A man who goes to a bank with a spanner to open an account.
4. A man who puts a radio in a freezer to listen to cool music.
5. A man who lowers the volume of his tv because he wants to read a text message.
6. A man who puts perfume on his body to snap a picture….

definitely not the fifth. the sixth or second might be the dumbest.

magnificentdav: playmode u name reflects d kind of retarded person you are am from yoruba too A̶̲̥̅̊nd. I deny you ur jst a rejected person who was in naija shame on u coz ur a very big disgrace to nigerians igbo yoruba hausa calabar fulani we ar al one (nigeria) no come naija again ooo coz u wil b deported bck 2 swaziland

dude I really hope you are not Yoruba. Even if you are you are clearly a dumb one that a true Yoruba will not identify with. FYI the Igbos do not consider us to be one...hell, they dont even consider themselves Nigerians. THEY CONSIDER THEMSELVES BIAFRANS...Please stop with all the gibberish you are saying. I can never take sides with the devil. And most Yorubas know better than to do that.

alfaman1: Ah, so you can make correct statements. Good. Keep it up.

babe online said to tell you that ''now that you are no longer high you can now read again, abi??''

ilugunboy: Don't let that guy start oo....he has countless monikers that he attacks with...only eggheaders can handle all of them...

babe online has been banned by the mod sekzy. her ban will expire on the 18th I think.

samsonbaruwa: Wtf....y dem no come name d pickin dundee?d name is xo xo funny

xoxo means I LOVE YOU!

[quote author=Soraya_Leticia]KK n Kanye West's baby ws born on 15/06/2013, much earlier than expected so as to achieve d desired result. In oda words, 1+5=6, 0+6=6, 2+0+1+3=6, there u hv 666. Anti-Christ on d loose...may God SOS[/quote]*yawns*

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...LADIES....WHERS MY KISSS?? [/quote]

Lagusta: Wooooow, plss quote your source ooo!!!

Islam does not promote illiteracy, if it did, I won't be here!!!

how do you deal with all the insults you get as a result of been a Muslim? by the way you seem like someone who is nice.

very good. Most look alike.

odiman: WHO CARES ABOUT THEM, ALL WE NEED IS DIVISION IN THE COUNTRY INTO 3 PARTS

[size=24pt]Stop derailing this thread!!!!![/size]

PurestBoy: That's Yoruba people's business, they are the ones obsessed with spraying mint notes at their weekly owambe parties

yes oooooooooo. PROUDLY YORUBA!!!!

NEROSKY: Na over hypr dey worry you! Who you won do Take time o, e be like say you no sabi talk

but she is very fine. I like her lips and style and I wont be surprised if she does not do guys because from the way she behaves and dresses I want to believe she is either a lesbian or has lesbian potential. Lesbi honest.

Sincere 9gerian: The Ministry of Foreign Affairs stated this in a statement.

President Goodluck Jonathan has secured the release of 10 prisoners held by Equatorial Guinea for various immigration offences, a statement by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs said on Friday.

It said the release of the prisoners was the outcome of the two-day official visit by Mr. Jonathan to the country between March 21 and 22.

“The host Minister of National Security disclosed that such a gesture had never been officially extended to any illegal immigrant in Equatorial Guinea from any country.

“Due to the small size of the population of the country, the government was out to keep the influx of foreign nationals in the country at the minimum,” the statement said.

The statement said the Equatorial government extended the gesture because of “the high esteem and respect” held for Nigeria and Mr. Jonathan.

The government also approved the immediate issuance of one-year resident permit to the freed Nigerians and directed its ministry of national security to work closely with the Nigerian embassy in the country.

http://premiumtimesng.com/news/134688-jonathan-secures-release-of-nigerian-prisoners-in-equatorial-guinea.html

Even a country with small population does not want it to increase. I wonder what Nigeria is doing with their 180m population....and by the way Jona is doing well.

Northerners are back again. Why cant Goodluck not just cut that their gross, dirty, and unreproductive part out of Nigeria so the others can live in peace?

the Ashanti tribe has the finest women then the fanti tribe but they are all beautiful tho.

kamdyjenny: Am dating dis guy, he is very karing knows wat to do nd wen to do dem. Bt I hv a very big problem wit him. He is a very sturborn person. He alwayz sticks to somtin nd wld nt leave it. Dis has caused a lot of qurels btwn us. Nd am tried of been d soft one here. Plz I nid advice on hw to cope or deal wit dat his sturborness

@bolded,
whip him everyday till he becomes a good boy.