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am hungry sef ![]() |
you wànk alot thats why ![]() |
am not going to school tomorrow.. but for those going ..pls i need some informations to be shared with me.. |
Dygeasy:Nairaland chairman, welcome Sir ![]() |
1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He comes to class, threatens everyone,you rarely see him smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer. ![]() 2.The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian. Always lively, students look forward to his laugher-filled lectures but once taken for granted, he can be shocking. He is usually stingy with marks/grades. ![]() 3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant lecturers. They usually start as errand boys to some top lecturers in the department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers with some of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive,aggressive and proud which usually results into a clash with the students. ![]() 4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in an unusual manner including ways of speaking(with big grammar like Hon.Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny dress sense(with long bling-bling chains like Ayo Oritsejafor) .He is always REAL and serious, doesn't care what his students feels or think about him,highly unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the students complains. ![]() 5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured, homely, approachable, and friendly.He takes his time to extensively teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course, you know that you truly deserve to fail.He is students' favourite. ![]() 6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a semester(One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a week to Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes to read out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if you understand or not, and 15or 20mins, he is done for the day's lecture. ![]() 7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class,gives shabby lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits(The code students knows what to do).#5k for 'C',#8k for 'B' and #10k for 'A' depending on the importance or Unit of the course. ![]() 8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes advantage of any vulnerable female student, it doesn't matter how young she is,the sex addict just want to get laid at the slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister,daughter from him. ![]() 9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story about his days in the University and how serious/dedicated they were those days+ how he still consult his 1973 lecture notebook. He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school management is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture. ![]() 10a.The Religion fanatic (Daddy G.O) - This type of lecturer comes to class to chip in the gospel within his lecture, inviting the entire class to his church & mid week programmes.He is always gentle & Godly. ![]() 10b.The Religion fanatic (Alfa)- He comes to class and usually separates the female students from the male students before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you don't need to be told before you know he is a muslim. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly for it. ![]() 10c) Mr Atheism(aka I am anti-religious ): you know them,so silent at most times and talks from scientific analysis not based on hypothetical beliefs. He can talk about the flaws of religion and often throw out a challenge to his student to prove to him that God exist, he is always ready to state 1001 points on why he doesnt exist. ![]() 11 ..The Comparative lecturer - The One that would always compare his student days with yours .... ![]() They be like " when I was in school . ....add yours |
Valentinooo:am not the owner of the list sir..wrong person |
i can see emeka ofor and andy uba on that list..now i see where kcee Limpopo gets his names from while begging for money ![]() |
i can see emeka ofor and andy uba on that list..now i see where kcee Limpopo gets his names from while begging for money |
i deserve an award for risking my life in that online jungle to get this. 1 Yabatech 2. Nekede poly 3. Ibadan 4. Auchi poly 5. Laspotech 6. Osun poly iree 7. Fed poly ilaro 8. imo poly 9. Oko poly 10. Kaduna poly 11 Rufus giwa poly 12 Kwara poly 13 Federal poly bida 14. Federal poly ado 15 Federal poly ede 16 Offa poly 17. Kogi state poly 18. Rufus giwa poly 19. Fed poly nassarawa 20. Delta State poly |
gbaby87:where did u see hipTV... ![]() |
this foriegners have nothing else to do again ? they are looking for something new to do by the way... girls be like --> see the way shes wasting Brazilian hair |
immediately i saw FNN i lost interest ![]() |
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why are u exposing our secrets.dnt you know that parents are on nairaland ? ![]() |
1boylikevhis:yes nw..i can add and drop course.. i just need extra consultation before i try am |
1boylikevhis:next week monday..i wanted to go on Wednesday too..bt my dad is always busy..he cant get my stuff ready before then...my L.A name plus phone number is on my portal |
1boylikevhis when will see ur level adviser ..mine would be on Monday.. aint coming to ilorin dis week no more |
hawtimolly i can see u over there.. ![]() |
yungchop: ![]() |
EINSTEINPG:am still hear...yungchop is just using d few moments i gave to him to shine...it will soon be over. Whats with the pidgin english today..are u high or something ? ![]() |
Lordseyad:i need to have be rich right now... ![]() |
OFFICE OF THE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER(P.R.O),UNILORIN STUDENTS' UNION.After series of feasibility studies,coupled with pleas on the part of the Students' Union,it is now resolved that all payments(School fees,Hostel fees,Add and Drop forms fees,et.c) shall be made via the conventional ATM cards(Verve,MasterCard, and Visa),as against the earlier proposed School I.D card. As a responsible and responsive Students' Union, we regret all inconveniences that may arise owing to this development.We wish our members and the general public, joyous Sallah celebrations. ADENIRAN,A Olaitan,signed:for the Union. is this good news or bad stuff ![]() |
yungchop:are you gay.. wat the fuq ![]() |
yungchop:ok humble servant am waiting ![]() |
yungchop e b like say dis shitt no dey tire u ![]() |
yungchop:of course am the boss ![]() |
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but put in your very best you might near me small. 
wat the fuq