Types Of LecturersYou Meet During Your School Days - Education - Nairaland
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Education / Types Of LecturersYou Meet During Your School Days (823 Views)
Type Of Ladies/guys You Meet During Jamb / How Many Did This, Back In Secondary School Days? (pics) / Words You Found Difficult To Spell In Your Early School Days? (2) (3) (4)
| Types Of LecturersYou Meet During Your School Days by wheesin(m): 6:43pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
1.The Sadist - Most students are scared of him. He comes to class, threatens everyone,you rarely see him smile, always serious with a straight face. He never gives an 'A' and when result comes out, his courses are always mass failure. He is usually the most hated lecturer.  2.The comedian - He is more or less a stand-up comedian. Always lively, students look forward to his laugher-filled lectures but once taken for granted, he can be shocking. He is usually stingy with marks/grades.  3.The Student lecturers - Also known as Assistant lecturers. They usually start as errand boys to some top lecturers in the department, they mark exam scripts, invigilate during tests & exams and later graduate to helping the lecturers with some of their lectures. They are usually hyperactive,aggressive and proud which usually results into a clash with the students.  4.The Crazy Lecturer - He rarely smiles, does things in an unusual manner including ways of speaking(with big grammar like Hon.Patrick Obahiagbon), a funny dress sense(with long bling-bling chains like Ayo Oritsejafor) .He is always REAL and serious, doesn't care what his students feels or think about him,highly unpredictable and lectures for 3/4hrs until the students complains. 5.The Fatherly Lecturer - He is always matured, homely, approachable, and friendly.He takes his time to extensively teach his students in such a way that once you fail his course, you know that you truly deserve to fail.He is students' favourite.  6.The Lazy Lecturer - He comes to class twice in a semester(One, for course introduction & later, for revision, a week to Exams). He doesn't lecture nor teach, he only comes to read out loud while the students listen. He doesn't care if you understand or not, and 15or 20mins, he is done for the day's lecture. 7.The 'Runs' lecturer - He comes to class,gives shabby lectures and drop his mobile digits or his errand boy's digits(The code students knows what to do).#5k for 'C',#8k for 'B' and #10k for 'A' depending on the importance or Unit of the course. 8.The Departmental dog - Woman wrapper. He takes advantage of any vulnerable female student, it doesn't matter how young she is,the sex addict just want to get laid at the slightest opportunity. Hide your babe, sister,daughter from him.  9.The story teller - 90% of his lecture is the story about his days in the University and how serious/dedicated they were those days+ how he still consult his 1973 lecture notebook. He talks about how bad the Gov't and the school management is, especially if he is an ardent ASUU member. He usually receive at least 10 phone calls within a lecture. 10a.The Religion fanatic (Daddy G.O) - This type of lecturer comes to class to chip in the gospel within his lecture, inviting the entire class to his church & mid week programmes.He is always gentle & Godly. 10b.The Religion fanatic (Alfa)- He comes to class and usually separates the female students from the male students before his lecture begins. He looks gentle and you don't need to be told before you know he is a muslim. Take him for granted and you will pay dearly for it. 10c) Mr Atheism(aka I am anti-religious ): you know them,so silent at most times and talks from scientific analysis not based on hypothetical beliefs. He can talk about the flaws of religion and often throw out a challenge to his student to prove to him that God exist, he is always ready to state 1001 points on why he doesnt exist. 11 ..The Comparative lecturer - The One that would always compare his student days with yours .... They be like " when I was in school . ....add yours |
| Re: Types Of LecturersYou Meet During Your School Days by Dygeasy(m): 6:44pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
. |
| Re: Types Of LecturersYou Meet During Your School Days by wheesin(m): 6:49pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
| Re: Types Of LecturersYou Meet During Your School Days by Nobody: 7:12pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
¿ |
| Re: Types Of LecturersYou Meet During Your School Days by Dygeasy(m): 7:30pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
wheesin:lol! |
| Re: Types Of LecturersYou Meet During Your School Days by sainty2k3(m): 7:40pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
. |
| Re: Types Of LecturersYou Meet During Your School Days by sainty2k3(m): 7:43pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
I don't have a comment, just wanna be on d front page. See u wen we get there |
| Re: Types Of LecturersYou Meet During Your School Days by Joeself1(m): 7:51pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
gat me laughing seriously some lecturers are just so funny |
| Re: Types Of LecturersYou Meet During Your School Days by korres00(m): 7:56pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Wu get dis land!!! *breaks pepsi bottle*, una no won pay omonile money abi!! |
| Re: Types Of LecturersYou Meet During Your School Days by ayanbaba2(m): 8:01pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
You are on point... Next!! |
| Re: Types Of LecturersYou Meet During Your School Days by algorithmz(m): 8:17pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
ه |
(1) (Reply)
Can I Change My Course From Botany To Microbiology At LASU In 200L / The Road To Sambisa 2015 Edition Of Lagos Black Heritage / Photos Of UNN Post-graduate Students Protesting Hike In Fees
(Go Up)
| Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 21 |