₦airaland Forum

temigracie: ..abi ooo,me too am waiting for d list ...

are u gay ??

someone shuld confirm dis story b4 i shout

K

am just coming back frm unilorin..i had to escort a friend of mine to the exam...the number of those writing exams are low today...

Hi peeps ..good morning my fellow aspirants..hw is d exams going..cos i have already started prayin and fasting and also seeking connections..cant let this result waste.

bussicutie: 2days postume was terrible...av been hearin very good grades 4rm d onset not until 2day...does 45% stand a chance 4 economics??

it depends..when they release a cutoff..pray hard ..but i really dnt know what is happening.. i have been hearing 60 70 80 all along ...am totally shocked

i seriously have nothing to say..just get ready to hear a few more bfore ramadan ends...i av really studied dis pple

Twilights: u guys dat av written sud share some likely questns na. comon dnt b selfish na,u shall atleast got a gud score!

the ones i remembered are..how to calculate CGPA ..who is the fourth republic INEC chairman.. the nile river valley in east africa is mainly used for what ?..which of dis countries do not produce petroleum a) sudan b)usa c) Russia d)iraq

another one..yet they arent appreciated..art is life !!!

Azukam1: i did it and the ans is there. That my no. 9 questn cos i came for it.

i tink d answer is 3.1..its closer to 4.0 bt who cares.. am done wit it..243 jamb 78 post jamb + connection (long leg) ..anticipating my admission

Azukam1: did u mean the exam cos i did sometin similar to dat. A-4, b-3......etc

yea..i was asked dat..i added all and divided it by 4points ...dnt knw it dough

olatunji21: hello..pls wat time did u write?

10:30pm...today

yesssssooo....78% am finally victorious.. yeessss Thank God

who knows how to calculate GPA here..i was asked dat..

bussicutie: . Please wat subjects were u asked??

just English 40..general knowledge 5 and maths 5..just be quiet at heart..its just simple

am done.. yess ooo am still in d skul hanging around

bussicutie: hmmm,am anxiously waitin...wat course??

common law..law literally..

Alpet: I think ur bus will drop u at general, frm general board a cab to tanke (#70 to #80) drop at any junction (mark, sanrab, ajanaku etc bt I prefer sanrab), so just tell d cab man u will drop at sanrab (it's a filling station). From that sanrab, board another cab to PS (campus) #50.

Note: It will be hard to see direct cab going to PS from general.

bros datz too stressful..i live in ilorin..just call challenge for any cab man..frm general its 50box..den ask for directions to where u will see d PS car park..its easy to find..den tell dem u ar goin to PS..it's 100 box i guess..wish me luck am on my way typin dis

Trendy4gud: Ok no kwams, you can still visit now to enjoy their rice. It has gone int'l

abakpa rice or kpirikpiri rice..chai still rmember my childhood..running around wit tyres wearing only pant

Litmus: Just how does a group like Bokoharam - illiterates,kids, rapists and thieves armed with assault rifles and RPG's hold territory in a place like Nigeria where there are tanks, warplanes, and combined forces of over 90,000 men ? I can only suppose that they run away when Nigerian soldiers come and when Nigerians soldiers leave they return, kill innocent men and children and plant flag. If so, Nigeria has to do some original thinking. Since Bokoharam espouses a medieval way of life , we build castles to protect the villagers. I'm serious. We turn outskirts communities into medieval fortress. We build castles surrounded by motes and thick walls and manned by soldiers. During the day villages live in their normal houses,do their normal things such as shopping, farming etc but at Night they sleep in the castle fortress whiles some soldiers leave the fortress and patrol the villages. The army stationed in these fortresses drill and train the vigilantes at the fortress enabling them to be adequately armed with rifles.

why..who did dis to you ? dis life sef..some dey sick but e no go show

kimond101: Islam asks you to seek knowledge. The first revelation was 'IQRA' which means RECITE/READ! Where these guys get brainwashed without realising that moderation in religion is key in Islam.
Islam encourages us all to seek knowledge and be the best at what we do.
Islam doesn't allow for the killing of innocent people except for cases where justice of the land had taken place or oppression.
I can't help but wonder why some people believe that bombing people is what Allah refers to as jihad. Prophet Mohammed(PBUH) never taught us this. I don't know where they bring this from.
Jihad is mainly striving against your ownself and against satan.
Islam condemns all these terrorists.
I am a muslim and I also condemn this man and any other terrorist all over the world that strive to stain the image of

Islam in the eyes of the world.

maybe next time u should say AS$ of the world where the poo comes out from.. we all need to take this serious cos i can see slacking because of no bombs yet...if its just northern Nigeria they want..they should take it all..who cares..divide d country and let the south enjoy our oil and resources.. am fed up and i had to say dis

was dat why he wore his otukpo local coat and hat ..just to read..

Jonathan: (browses thru the book..confused and even rereads the front cover topic) then he shouts..Reuben! reuben !!

reuben runs in like a houseboy ..

Reuben: yes your excellence

Jonathan: (very angry) na u papa be excellence.. how many times will i warn u not to call me that..how can i share that title with those yeye governors..call me president infact add chief to it..

Reuben: (confused) ok sir ..(shakes) i mean chief president

Jonathan: Why did you buy this fake book for me..i told you to get me how to bokorise bokoharam..but this book keeps telling me to set up more committees and get loans

Reubencant speak)

Good morning guys..mine is today so am getting prepared..will fill u guys in when am done..later

agent9: TANX BRO.....E DON ENTER

wow..congrats bro..we are in school dis year..claim it

agent9: am batch 2 also....and neva see mine

i gat a bro who hasn't seen his..2moro morning is ur good news

where my maths text book..i really need to study it alittle before i can shout i am ready...a girl told me she got 54%..encouraging bt not for me..am going in wit a full roman army battle armour... law or notin else..

Trendy4gud: Can you please reset your calender just for this moment?

lol..i meant to say governor of the state frm 20xx to 2007 when i left.. stop miscalculating my words

ebonyi...abakaliki..i lived their throughout my childhood for 10 years..i learnt igbo language there also..still remember ezza and ezzi local gov..wit deir weird igbo language version..aldough a boring state hardly in the news but its peacefully... i hail Dr sam egwu..governor till 2007

Nice story..where the pics..and which igbo u smoke..dry or fried.. ..one day u go steal napkin full of baby sh.it and u will get lynched

just called a nigga of mine..he said it was all simple and easy..just wish its all so..but he advised me to read biology which i am not scared of..i can take on a few maths and english should be like garri and eba to me..d rest are history..

yungchop: in ilorin or lagos?? If ilorin, which batch?? Let's meet ma nigga

ilorin...batch 2 i guess 10:30am