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i didn't write today..am writing 2moro..i tot i saw ur name on last year 2013/2014 thread

mzMerci: had 40 english questions,2 biology,5 general knowledge, 3 maths questions..the english was basically fill in d gap and spellings like etiquette,commotion,one stress question on conspiracy..the general knowledge was full meaning of ncc and which satellite is on earth? a)sun, b)moon,c)stars. biology was on function of vasopressin and meaning of IV..thats all i can remember o..buh it was really cool..abeg ladies,dont wear any sleeveless and guys,ur hair must be really low or u ll be sent away and embarrassed..wen will result show abeg?

wow..aint scared no more..time to read mathematics..i guess i could see some of u guys tommorrow..

finally the thread(owu) is live..to those writing today..i wish u success..mine is tomorrow... batch 2 10:30am common law aspirant

Heaven only knows..i hope bokoharam wont gain inspiration from this act and decide to start theirs...if they try it..i will fry shekis pen.is

the dude is amazing..but he is not alone..am also a b+ artiste and can't draw perfectly with a pencil..i draw with biro..weda comics or portrait ...its part of me now.. and if i make a mistake u mit not notice..

men this thread is dying..i remember last year..the 2013/2014 was always bubbling..guys lets not give up yet

ednut1: bill gates is a drop out. anyway let dem form. university doesnt mean uve made it. labour market still awaits

ednut1: bill gates is a drop out. anyway let dem form. university doesnt mean uve made it. labour market still awaits

what's this oracle saying...is there any native doctor on nairaland to translate this ??

egift: Below are some of the characters mentioned. Who are they?
- Oga Jonah-Jonathan
- Man Friday-Rueben Abati
- Foreign PR firm
- Girl From Pakistan-Malala
- Two Big Men in the Armed Forces "the ones stealing most of the money meant for the soldiers"
- Big Man in the Armed Forces "He ate some roasted groundnuts before making the call"
- Mohammed "In Port Harcourt"
- People who check cars "Will they pour water on the bomb to defuse it?"
- Paris summit
- Man Thursday "Short and stocky"
- Bourdillon-APC
- Sharp Woman-Okonjo or patience
- PR people, Kikelola Obi, Bola Usman and Chinwe Adeniyi
- Oga Segi
- The Man From Lagos-Fashola
If you can name and identify these characters. Add if I missed any

datz wat i can point out..

nokia sef

what of wizkid...i mean music..

vegetarianism a system of government where those u lead are turned to sea animals..

just because the owner is a vege..doesnt mean the whole school should become one...total dictatorship

Jregz: dude download!!!!! this what I do whenever am at ilorin... I take my laptop to Softrays cafe (tanke), I get Wi-Fi,#200 For 5Hrs...network isn't always super fast but it's d real deal

i know the cafe...its also not far from ostrich bakery..but hw fast is deir internet... hw many kb ..cos i also use a cafe opposite mini campus or unilorin sec secondary school ..bside general hospital... its called spyderworld cafe..u can get at average speed of 600kb.

emm...dnt realy knw..

seun...d first i met u online i mistakenly spelt yah name as Suen..am sorry..u ar a kind man but be kinder..share us recharge card..and i hope dis site blows like tuface

mzjaney: U need Jesus

and shekau..to blow off his testicles...some people are losing it

fellis: Notice how males are the only ones hashtagging the so called 'jadapose'. I wonder why so many men think rape_ is something that should be waved aside and joked about.

K ..i dey hare u

nnekamezor: Lucifer ke?? Hmmmm na u sabi

a witch has confessed

chemmieade: @mj
Currently doing my registration online,and stuck at the payment ......I choose payment through verve and seeing quickteller option......

why dont u just visit a cafe to dis stuff.. its not 100% guaranteed on ur phone.. dnt take d risk.. especially using opera mini

ashson: Henceforth, he banned the removing of Shoes upon entering his palace except where its strickly instructed by GOD almighty to remove the shoe

mtchew..when his palace no b burning bush and he is not Moses. abeg where my vege soup and eba

buy fuel online..hmm i never knew this.. thanks op..thank u for d free advert

chisos no this is an offense to my manhood and my dangling dignity..why would a woMAN aim for 6 packs..women wan chop everytin a man calls his own..unacceptable ..aboNiMation..aru ! tufiakwa !!

and season 3 begins now...

all dese stories u ar sharing ...(u know d rest)

[b] As for me blind dating aint ma thing but i just keep being cut up in them..like this chick i met on 2go 3 years ago..i really cant remember how i met her but i think a female friend of mine shared her with me. :-)
Seriously speaking ,i never thought for one day that i could be interested in online chickatoos ..even my friends thought i was gay(especially that harlot uchena..dat guy na prick)

Back to the super story..this girl and i were like 5 and 6 online..i remember vividly the only time am online is when she was online. and to make things super testaronically awesome..the babe rich die..her dad owns an automobile dealing company..i was already seeing my name as a future son inlaw (WILSON MOTORS) DAMN! my imaginations were always with me...she told me her love for fair guys..for mind i was like ..atleast am not too dark
But something wasn't right..i havent still met this hot suya face to face..my friends yabbed my life ..saying i was in love with a ghost..i got fed up and called her line..i told her i wanted to meet her..she agreed and we met at chapel secondary school Ilorin.

she was.. she was... IT was...HORRIBLE.. TOO TALL..SKINNY AND HAD DARK COLOURED eyes surface like dat of patience ozokuwor playing a widow in tears ..i couldn't look at her..Jesus could have made rapture occur dat day..
we talked and she still had d guts too say i was skinny and she thought i was YERROW IN COMPREKSION..for my mind i be like your fada..

matters Didnt get worse till she dated all of my friends one after the other.. all of dem aimed her Ego [/b]

ok..after a blast a new season begins..this film sweet die

i have friends like this..d guy is 23 but his eyes are on any little thing dat wears skirt...even if its a 15year old goat as long as its wearing skirt..and d shame i feel when around he boasting about the kid is awful..the girls dnt even respect .e anymore... dey see me as an admirer ... so irritating

dhammyg: AM SURE THE OP MUST HAVE SMOKED DOG POO B4 WRITING THIS CRAP

dog poo is too xpensive for dis dog...he smoked ant poo. .very scarce.. linda ikeji..a celeb ...ok

Smartsyn: Lollipop, that's the name of the next version...

is lollypop a desert ?

pls guys i need urgent help..i av 243 in jamb..am for law ..am expecting my waec result but i av a complete GCE.. and i have d7 in maths ..is there hope even without d release of my waec

Lilprocess:

aah

i can believe this shit...
*puts cigar on his mouth *

K

pls dnt make it online..no mb oo..awesome game ..cant wait..am tired of playing super mario