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Where are the big boobs?

Are you praising him for arresting a criminal who happens to be his inlaw? Anybody can do that.

Some of these facts might sound strange...

- Having sex can unblock a stuffy nose.
- Drinking too much water can kill you.
- iPod! upside down is still iPod!
- Most of the famous brands of sunglasses including Ray-Ban, Oakley and Versace are actually made by one Italian company Luxottica.
- 95% of people feel uncomfortable when the TV volume is an odd number.
- China invented exams.
- It's actually better to take exams on an empty stomach because hunger makes you better able to focus.
- During the Civil War, prostitutes were called “horizontal refreshments.”
- Can't decide if you're hungry? Ask yourself if you want an apple. If you answer "no" then you're probably bored instead of hungry.
- A cluster of bananas is called a “hand.” A single banana is called a “finger.”
- There’s a school in Russia that has a course in “The Art of MouthAction.”
- Men walk about 7% slower when they’re with their wives or girlfriends, and they speed up when they’re with other men.
- A single human male produces enough sperm in 14 days to impregnate every fertile woman on the planet.
- If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.
- Sleeping without a bra improves quality of sleep by over 95% and is an effective way of treating insomnia.
- When telling someone a goal of yours, it chemically satisfies your brain in a manner that's similar to having actually completed the goal.
- Research suggests that laziness is just a natural part of being a teenager and doesn't reflect bad behavior.
- Asking for small favors from people can make you more likable.
- Mentally talking to yourself boosts your brain power.
- The first iPhone was actually invented in 1983.
- People who typically have large signatures tend to have high self-esteem.
-“Eigengrau” is the technical name for the color seen by the human eye in perfect darkness.
- Switching your cellphone to ring instead of vibrate almost doubles the battery life. Vibrate kills the battery faster.
- A single strand of spaghetti is called spaghetto.
- The plural word for vagina is "vaginae".
- Watching scary movies burn as many as 200 calories.
- Bob Marley's last words to his son, Ziggy were "Money can't buy life!"
- Can't decide if you're hungry? Ask yourself if you want an apple. If you answer "no" then you're probably bored instead of hungry.
- When people say "you've changed " there's a 95% chance that you just stopped acting the way they wanted you to.
- When you critize people for what they like, they won't stop liking it, they will stop liking you.
- Chimpanzees clear their throats, for the same reasons human do.
- It's nearly impossible to lie to someone while looking directly deep into their eyes.
- The phrase “I don’t give a f*ck” originated in 1790.
- The best way to get someone to confess to something? Remain silent. They'll talk simply due to being uncomfortable
- People who speak two languages, may unconsciously change their personality when they switch languages.
- It's impossible to say "I wasn't talking to you" politely.
- 90% of what's stressing you today will be irrelevant in a year. Don't lose sleep over petty things. Get over it, move on.
- Using your phone while it's charging can damage the battery - This is why the cords for chargers are so short.
- The Christmas song “Jingle Bells” was originally written for Thanksgiving.
- If “once in a blue moon” is used literally, it means once every 2-3 years.
- A chicken named Mike lived for a year and a half without his head.

(To be continued)

Imagine your daughter dating a guy like you. How do you feel? Bad? Then change.

If dats a dream, mehn i better wake up. But if its 4 real, d one eating my visa will be crushed. As 4 d bible, i go buy new one.

Should i say the devil is at work. It happens to me also when u needed sumtin d most it wont cum ur way but d moment u begin to detest it, it will be used as a tool to weigh you down. my broda dats temptation and tank ur GOD u escaped by his grace.

OP i think this is a control c v post. funny and remixed though

The one with a wedding ring

But i have actually seen a woman with a bald hair.... i know its rare for bald hair genes to manifest in girls but dat one got me amazed.

kristen12:
Baldness is a sex influenced/conditioned trait. The phenotype can't be expressed in a female whether its homozygous dominant or recessive.
Read about it.

Thats a pure photoshop. Why is the bald area fairer than the other parts of the head? look at her shadow and you will see the hairs. Anyway she looks ugly IMHO.

Nice one OP FP hopefull

Could Obama actually be a gay? Here is a picture of him kissing another man in a meeting.

LMAO....So funny

LOL. your joke just made my nite.

You can't help but miss Jonathan and Patience Now that Buhari has won, will Buhari's wife make Nigerians laugh and forget their
sorrows like First Lady Dame Faka Patience Jonathan does?
This woman has increased the life span of an average Nigerian. Few examples of her "Award Winning Speeches" includible
1 Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2 My husband Jonathan and Sambo IS good people.
3 I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4 My fellow widows.
5 My fellow womens.
6 I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace.
7 My husband is the best COUPLE on Earth.
8 The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment.
9 For those who said I SPEECH bad English, I left them for God.
10 Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives on.
11 Na only you waka come?
12 Chei! Chei!! Chei!!! This blood we are "sharing"
13 diaris god oooo... hmmmm diaris god.
14 On behalf of N2million I donate my family.
15 To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan has failed, I have a question for you. When a child fails an exam, isn't the child
supposed to be repeated? Lets repeat Goodluck Jonathan.
16- * Nyeson Wike is the younger brother of my husband. This man I have tasted him and he is very sweet. Support him.
Please, support and honour Nigeria's outgoing First Lady (Dame Faka Patience Goodluck Jonathan) by sharing this with all your
contacts. Don't laugh alone and drop ur comments.

What is he doing?

That's wicked

Tydies:
Snap and send to NL first before alerting her.

If you met this lady in a party or occasion. What will you tell her?

That topic should be 25 ways to psych a lady/guy

Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, very curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about toasting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.
One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became surprised. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother.
"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except he's not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.
He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really hot.
Finally, I found out what was making them so sick... a big snake had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long. Honest! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the river!
Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the snake by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the snake go. I guess it bit her back. Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a nylon cover out of his pocket and slipped it over the snake's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it, and he helped by laying on the top of the snake. The snake put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the snake by squishing it between them.
After a while, they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the snake. I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on toasting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again, and lo and behold, the snake wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess snakes are like cats... they have nine lives or something.
This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the snake by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the snake. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis' boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet."
Mother fainted!!!

92 percent of you will fail this one.

I think i rocked all

We all know nigerian fast foods are capable of doing that...

mzilakazi:
Nigeria is trying to make a damage control about the
restaurant selling a human flesh. Surely, the authorities
received the order from above to deny flatly the
incident ever occurred, so as to remove it from
international platform that may result into a serious
damage in the integrity of Nigeria's fast food outlets
especially to prospective international patrons. The
saga had to be manipulated and pushed under the
carpet, so that it does not ruin the business of other
competitors who are involved in the same business of
selling fast food. I understand that the move was to
save the face of those who are honest in the business,
those who sell the real beef, pork and mutton to the
public. Their image would have been unfairly
compromised if the authorities would have let the story
confirmed. However, I hope the authorities will now
have to deal with this scandal clandestinely. However,
I don't think I would ever eat any meat if I by mistake
find myself in Nigeria.

Can you let your girlfriend rock this style?

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Whats the meaning of BVN? Why don't they leave us to make transactions in peace?

Wouldn't it have favoured her better if she made away with the 27k dollars? She should be pondering why she returned it in the first place. No insults pls...

Lawyers i guess... They are most prone to infidelity.

Did you cook up these list by your self? Cuz i know nigerians don't have time for countdown.

Happily married never after. Do her parents who pushed her into the marriage think she would be happy? Thats child abuse.