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Dat man is just the inverse of his name.

PLEASE WAIT, MY COMMENT IS PROCESSING...

Lol! China will neva cease to amaze me.

Typing....

This post just got me thinking if i am still a virgin or not.

How would a lady if not your wife ask you if she's sweet. sounds funny.

Nice one OP. Got me confused though.

This teaser has two diff answer from two diff angles. if multiplied by eleven then the answer is 121 but if not, hence 1 =11, then 11=1

My kiss daniel. Get well soon

No to sex just gets me pissed off! But still like them that are not loose.

Soon, people will be getting married to robots.

Trekking galore. I will begin my own quest soon.

She must be a TOM BOY

**LAS GIDI**

Nigeria is gradually improving.

The Lagos State Government has revealed plans to provide Wi-Fi to every resident of the state. According to Channels Television, the Permanent Secretary of the State’s ICT Ministry, Mrs Nike Animashaun said the first phase of the Wi-Fi connectivity would be deployed at parks located in different parts of the state. She said the Wi-Fi would be deployed at parks in Oshodi, Alausa and Ajegunle. “The Wi-Fi services will be in some of the parks in the state and when it is deployed, residents of Lagos State would be able to access Wi-Fi in some of the parks,”she said Mrs Animashaun said that the state government came up with the idea to stimulate and encourage the interest of children in science and technology. She, however, did not state if the Wi-Fi service would be free.

This young man was murdered by armedrobberson his way to Abuja on Monday April 27th, just three days to his traditional wedding and five days to his white wedding which was supposed to be2nd of May.
So sad! His friends sent in the sad news! May his soul rest in peace, amen.

Curfew was declared while some guys went to watch match and met the soldiers on their way…. The soldiers decided to flog them according to the numbers on their clothes (jerseys)…
The first guy was wearing chelsea jersey 12 Mikel Obi… he was flogged 12 strokes
and the second person was wearing 50cent …they gave 50 strokes…on the process the third man started crying from afar…Guess what?
He is a fulani man wearing “Vote Buhari 2015“….
What do you think will happen to him?
Let me Sip my Cold Zobo and Hear what you guys want to say… lol

Popular hip hop artiste, Davido a.k.a OBO took to his social media page to show off his customized gold and diamond encrusted neckpiece!!!
The Necklace pendants is the same as Davido’s New Album Artwork dropping soon. Check the photos below.

VanTee20:
#13
Akpors, in a hurry, used the ladies toilet in a posh hotel.

He sat down and noticed four buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR.

Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed with WARM
WATER, he enjoyed it so much!

He then pressed WA & a blast of WARM AIR dried him up.

Still loving it, He pressed PP & a POWDER PUFFed on his a's's to make him smell fresh.

Feeling pampered, he went on to press the last button APR.

He later woke up in a hospital. A nurse smiled & said to him;

'Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn't find a pad on you, it went for your b'a'lls. Your b'a'lls are in the jar over there!'

***Falls off a mango tree still laughing***

VanTee20:
#10
Akpos asked Chichi in a library;

“Do you mind if I sit beside you?"

Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND
THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!”

All the students in the library started staring at Akpos and he felt embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, Chichi walked quietly to Akpos’ table and she told him

"I study psychology and I know what someone is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

Akpos responded with a loud voice: "N50,000 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH NA!!!"

Everyone in the library looked at Chichi in shock and Akpos whispered in her ears.

"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty"

Nice one OP. Came late though....

LMAO! I can even see the rope holding psquare's leg

So we've pranked all this while by our parents bla bla bla. Thanks for revealing the truth OP.

That joke is a racist joke 4 me. why nt in nigeria?

Shortyy:
well, i'm glad i'm that type of woman that will buy her man a packet of condom anytime he's traveling. STDs are real.

Are u encouraging him to cheat?

SURE! Its the smallest unit of socialization...

Lol

The diff is in the dresssing

*Terrifying*
what of ramsey and kaka who broke thier legs?