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Ugly faces after surgery. Even my own dolly is included...but Mj's still remains the most obvious and annoying. RIP though

Euuuuuu... That number 9 looks like kuturu.

Typing,,.

Oyecute:
*** joins her in shaking the head harder***

***Joins them in shaking the head more harder***

#Team Rochas#

One medicine will cure over 1,000 diseases? Dont forget that HIV is a virus and not a bacteria.

Hit Buhari with a mango and he will just collapse, which may lead to death

That building actually looks warped (distorted).

Lol. What was she thinking?

Kayraph:
How could you be the OP and FTC at once. It's unfair....

Whats OP and FTC.

Intacta:
Says who?

You would've understood better if you were one.

Cool facts.

Irritating...

Gerryboy:
Guy dere is no big deal in it, just try 2 be matured with her dat is it

NOT BAD

Her calling you is not bad per se. you shouldnt be doing the calling alone cuz there are two people (you and her) involved. dont take it somehow when she calls, just pick it.

What did she find out?

Why did you cut the story? Ok what happed to her then? i couldnt get the full story in the link you gave.

enoqueen:
Irrelevant matter.

Nothing has advantage without disadvantage.

One of the advantage of female circumcision.


Dont come after me, am just saying.

How would you love to marry a circumcised woman? Your efforts on the bed will surely be meaningless.

But its not a good to promote your site. mtcheeew...

He clearly fits the bill. SAI Buhari, SAI myself too.

I wonder why they dicided to remove one and make it two instead of the normal three >

Those fake men that call themselves men of God. Thier punishmen is exceedingly multiplying....

Shes finally fraustrated. All her mates in nollywood are maried. Okpokoro

If an abbrivation, it should be HOTFL (Hold On Till Father Leaves)

Effect of konji....

Ok ooo.

They are now fighting a village war, thier masterminders gone to rest after buhari won.

All the arm suppliers are dead. Lol. Time to go sambisa and deal with shekau

Those days we suspend everything we do so we dont miss out stv cartoons by 4pm. the likes of biker mice, silver hawks, justice league and black bat man.

Those days when we play who stole the meat from the cooking pot, going to catch your opposite sex (girls) instead in police and thief game.

Those days when egg of life, across the niger (ara nwanyi asaba), willy willy and karashika where the most talked about movies.

Those days we see flamingos and we shout shekeleke give me white finger, when we throw our tooth on the roof for lizard to see and when you go to your neighbours window to watch nigeria vs argentina world cup when nepa takes light.

Those days when soap operas like super story, binta and friends, when you were mine, second chance etc were really rocking.

Those days when we believe the a lion or elephant have given birth wheneve we see rainfall and sunshine @ d same time.

Do you remember that tales by moonlight programme on nta.

There are just too many to miss out, wish i could reverse the hands of tym. I still pity the new kids as they are going to miss all of these (indomie generation)

LOL.
Paul pogba (street fighter)

Juan Cuadrado (igbo and ogogoro seller)

Ashley young (aka wesley snipes... hired assasin)

Juan mata (bakery work)

Arturo vidal (grand theft vice city) but he looks like sean paul.

Drogba (village haunter)

Frank Ribery (fire service customer care)

Robben (barber)

Pepe and Fellaini (mortuary attendant or undertakers)...

Zouma (could be used as masqurede for any festival)

and lastly...

Arsene Wenger (mr bean).