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[quote author=LastMumu post=43661335] I don summit my CV for FIRS abuja over 12 times since 2003, submitted at Corporates Affairs Commision 9 times, NSCDC 4 times, CBN 8 times, PENCOM 6 times, NAFDAC 3 times and other govt parastatals like that, yet no response, no interview, no test, nothing! Whereas my neighbour's brother wey just finish school last year don get govt job already, which kind life be this na [/quot abeg visit ur pastor no be small matter

[quote author=blackjack21 post=42699246][b] You are in deep shiet. hell is your destination to burn for eternity. @blackjack21. We are nt to judge One anoda

Aigoo!!! Am tired ooooo, ladies let av fun [center][/center]

benedictnsi:
Lol...... It is a beginning time bedsheet........ as you can see, d work never start yet...... Everything still @attention

na beginners bedsheet match neva start nw

Noble11:
Saw this picture on my Twitter TL

abeg se na lie

vizkiz:
[b] Just like every other day I travel, I like travelling with my pals or "le boo" (that was when I had one though )


I guess that's a story for another thread...

I was sitting in a bus filled with other travellers of different destination waiting for the driver to come and pilot the bus. My friend (charles) started a conversation with me about the girl he got laid about two days ago and how cute she was and all that. Consciously or unconsciously, I shouted at the top of my voice "videos or I don't believe it" , then here was this beautiful lady who turned around and gave me a strange look which made me suspicious.

I however gave her a questionable gaze and after a few seconds, she broke the silence with the word "you would always know a nairalander anywhere you see them" *she nodded her head*

I smile to God for at least granting my prayer and giving me an incredible opportunity to catch a new fish. Even though what she said was no that funny, I broke into a loud laughter and inquired what made her rush to conclude that I was a nairalander and she said one could deduce that from that popular nairaland memory verse


We started chatting and gossiping about stuffs happening on nairaland and how Ishilove and Farano used to send us to jail(ban) when we violate nairaland rules.


After few minutes of inquisitive conversation, she suddenly asked the mouth sealing question I was anticipating. "what is your nairaland moniker?" lol, I felt like lying but I wasn't in the mood to lie, what if she knew me already

I wanted to say professor "Tosyne2much" but I remembered that guy is already known all over nairaland for his top 10 everything and his picture doesn't bear facial resemblance with me. What if I lied that I was Tosyne2much and she launched to his account and found out that he's more taller than I am ?


On a second thought, I wanted to mention "Kingtom " but then I remembered that his reputation on nairaland is that he's a chronic doctor who goes about quoting ladies on every thread. One mine said, don't mention Kingtom


My mind was telling me to mention Naijaboiy but what if she has been crushing on the guy and he hasn't replied her mail?



Then I told the courage and told her my moniker was "vizkiz", immediately I mentioned my moniker, she just hissed and lost interest in me



Chai, shey I neva furck up like this ?... I asked her why she hissed then she replied with "abeg free me, you once insulted me online" then she snubbed for the rest of the journey


I didn't even get her moniker or number. Na that one pain me pass

Please baby anywhere you are on nairaland, I want you to forgive me for insulting you. I am now a changed man. If you don't reply me on this thread, I will keep checking all monikers Till I see your face. [/b]

ooops pay back time!!! Kiss kiss

stupidity:
Am in dilemma right now, I donno what else to do.

Just got back from work and I was told my landlady sent for me, after pulling off my work clothes, I went to her apartment and knocked severally, no one answered. So i opened the door and behold, I met her fully nakked, she sat on a rubber chair and spread her legs wide apart while rubbing cream on her body, I was shocked and still for 45sec when she saw me looking at her naqed body she frowned her face.

I had to quickly close the door and ran back to my apartment. Still picturing what I saw. She has sent for me for the 4th time within the past 1hr. Am scared and confused right now, I can't look at her face again and I donno what to say if she asked me what I saw when I opened her door.

just tell her u saw her p*ssy n dat may give u passs mark to do d tin!!! Or was der to purk ur landlady

194. whitney2: Quote Post
Whitney2. graduate. Am female. Want a chatting friend any interested candidates should contact me. Pls mature mind @ age bracket 29 - 35

HateU2:
Kikikkikiki
I volunteer myself ooo
Whitney2, oya come here

I'm here ooo hateu2.
I'm in tooo
Wen we go start