Ibime:
Gypsy King is in shape. He no come play with Usyk at all

All these just to be flogged by the giant killer Usyk.

TemporaryHansel:


If that's the case, it means Israel would never defeat Iran in a 1 vs 1. The same would apply to a conflict between the USA and Russia, as protests would likely erupt after only 1 to 3 million casualties, possibly leading to government overthrow. In contrast, even if 40 million people were to die in Russia, there might not be any protests.

There would be protests in Russia too but they'll be likely subdued by Putin in contrast to the Usa.

Next season mbappe, edrick and Davies maybe will still join this wicked real madrid. Then Xabi Alonso in 2025.
It's going to be scary but not for them.

kingBolton:
Blaming tuchel
Better go and blame your legend of a goal keeper.
Someone of neuer's quality and experience should not be making that type of useless mistake in a champions League semi final.

Even madrid quickly equalized few minutes after 1-0. As long as your goal difference is not much against them they will still find a way to score at bernabeu. That is why they are the kings of the competition.

I swear this one na juju wey pass juju.
Apari in 2022.
Tuchel in 2024.
Devvy4 abeg o una bury ram inside middle of bernabeu?

andrewbaba44:
See neuer ,better GK

I hope he plays till 45 so ter stegen won’t see a starting shirt for Germany till he retires from football

Even if he retires tomorrow ter stegen won't still be a regular starter for Germany. You think Germany is like your club that embraces mediocrity?

Vinicius Jackson and Harry Nunez well done o.

This match tight pass Onome kpekus.

BlueMann:
Right wing is stacked

I even want to hear your opinion about this. Do you think it's worth it since we already have plenty talented players on the right both the ones in the team now and on loan? I think he should use that money to instead buy a young central back or left winger even if it's just inside that same Brazil. Since we know it's not only right wingers they are producing.

BlueAngel444:
Chelsea? Way never qualifier for Europa 😂

He is going to Madrid that have a better chance of winning UCL

We don hear. E don do Madam Madrid.
No come insult us for here abeg.

airmark:


I already told Raumdeuter that the Ls would be massive. We will nail him to the cross and he will not resurrect.

🎶ASAP ASAP, we go run am ASAP🎶
🎶Na fast delivery, we go run am ASAP 🎶
🎶ASAP ASAP, we go run am ASAP 🎶
🎶Na we dey deliver, we go run am ASAP🎶

Airmark you won't say anything?
🎶Take the stage bossssss🎶
🎶And have your wayyyyyy🎶

Gentlemen it's not too late to invest in these stocks.

WhoDeyHause:
Call me a mad man but I think Dortmund would win this year's champions league if they get to the finals even ahead of the greatest team of all time real madrid.
With what I saw against atletico when they were 2-2 those guys mean business.

WhoDeyHause:

I'm not exaggerating boss, those guys hardly care about defending all their own is to attack and attack, I honestly thought atletico will seal the deal only for those two back to back stunners to finish them, they don't have anything to fight for again, Leverkusen has won their league, they're out of dfb pokal and they might not also qualify for champions league in their league cause of their current position so they might want to use the other route, that kobel guy is also one of the best goalkeepers in Europe and scamcho might still have something to prove to tegbolo
People that topped the only group of death in the champions league losing only once? My money is on them.

raumdeuter:






Hummels defensive skills helping his team massively

How many goals have Hummels and Dortmund conceded?
That number is between -1 and 1.

Dundalk:
No need to console we Barcelona fans because if we do qualify sef, Madrid would disgrace us in the final which is more painful than quarter final..

Bayern even better, but can't said..

At least you admit it without being biased, andrewbabaGBAba would rather commit seppuku than admit it.

See chance for mbappe to equalize. The football gods are not with psg this night.

andrewbaba44:


So they will go to the final then Madrid will win the ucl and you will celebrate as usual

An elite prick riding from you ,then you will return to your suffer club and complain the whole season about pochetino being useless

When you were twerking for apari and man shitty last year we didn't disturb you o. Now that I want to do my own for Dortmund you don dey cry.
Oga face dembele and psg, no be me comot you.

See my gee andrewbaba44 viewing under wishing it was his club that qualified and giving him joy this night, Eyah
Andrew take Heart, ndo. ☹️

Leyqute:

Job was executed with violence.
But this psg pressure is too much o, the Dortmund rearguard led by raumdeuter's enemy Hummels have to hold the fort.

Leyqute:


What did he win this season? Telegation?

Miracle no dey taya GBAoteng.

Dortmund should do quick and help us remove this psg. They've already done their job which we asked them to do last month.
Disgracing dead barka.

Hehe Hummels champions league final?
We will be there.

nateevs:


If he didn't, we wouldn't have signed Palmer.

And he's even injury prone despite the talent though he's in the same talent group with palmer.

This messinho boy better be more dangerous than vini jr and rodrygo when he comes here.

Roland17:


Whatever it is/was, the fact that you are still alive na him matter pass.

In the words of Amakye Dede and my dad’s favorite quote….”To be a man na wa oh”.

Stay strong!

Word, Egbon.
Truly to be a man na wa oh and upon this one government want to still suffocate us with taxes here and there when we've been hardly seeing the results of the ones they've been collecting before. I just hope it doesn't get to a point where we'll start paying taxes for waking up in this country.

Ballzproblem2:
I surprise say them no code

My brother Everybody blood dey hot. Even I too didn't sharply decode. You no see as sheikh and raum deuter collect missiles wey dey for tinubu this morning, Ashock. Men dey para.

Segedinho:

You are helpless in your own confused dream..

U think the uproar is all about the charges but in reality it is all about where it goes to [this is obvious].


At the end of the year..do you know how much in trillions that will goes into an unending hole.

Your blind trust for Nigeria politician is nothing but being in d dark in an obvious darker region....

Itsrm:


This is the problem we have. You people have started justifying another loot by the irresponsible government.

Wasn't this the same thing we said with subsidy removal? Has anybodys life gotten better by virtue of any government initiative since subsidy was removed?

Theflint1:
It's really not 50K on 10M, it's more 50K on the profit you'd make moving 10M for whatever purposes, so say your profit on a particular business is 10%, which comes to 1M, you're in fact paying 5% on the 1M you just made, and more often than not, you won't have made that 1M instantly simply by moving that original 10M, you'd make the 1M over the course of say 3-4 months, depending on how fast you move inventory, so while government don chop their profit at point of purchase clean mouth , you're left trying to make that 10% in a very unstable economy. God now help you if your reason for moving the money wasn't necessarily for a profit-making venture, maybe to grease business relationships or something...you're looking at a 50K hole in your business all for nothing.

There still needs to be a lot of communication on how the charges would be applied, and what sort of transactions...hopefully that is made clear in the coming days.

Boss men make una calm down, Na sarcasm level he dey.

Unlimited22:

Lol

It is well.

Doc it is not well o. It is not well at all.
Let's leave the it is well mantra for gospel artistes and motivational speakers. Shit has hit the ceiling.

Only God knows what I did in my past life to throw me into this contraption. And FG is also mulling telecom Tax.

Antiurchins:
🇳🇬COST OF ELECTRONIC TRANSACTIONS

CYBERSECURITY LEVY: SENDERS now bear....
₦5 on ₦1,000
₦50 on ₦10,000
₦500 on ₦100,000
₦5,000 on ₦1,000,000
₦50,000 on ₦10,000,000

STAMP DUTY: RECEIVERS bear....
₦50 on ₦10,000
₦50 on ₦100,000
₦50 on ₦1,000,000
₦50 on ₦10,000,000

TRANSFER FEES: SENDERS bear...
₦10 on ≤₦5,000
₦25 on ₦5,001 — ₦50,000
₦50 on >₦50,000

VALUE ADDED TAX: SENDERS bear...
₦0.75 on ₦10 Transfer fee
₦1.875 on ₦25 Transfer fee
₦3.75 on ₦50 Transfer fee

SMS FEE: SENDERS & RECEIVERS bear...
₦4 on each electronic transfer notification

*All applicable on eligible electronic transactions*

#StatiSense

BlueRayDick:
Thanks guys for checking up on me, I am well and fine.

Tho I was involved in a life threatening incident over a week ago,but I am well and fine now. ( I do not really feel inclined to share details for now)

I have been coming around to read comments sha. Let's just say I'm back now.

cc: Iamoyindamola, Emaprince, Raumdeuter.

Thank God for life and Welcome back. Hope you're fully recovered cause I'll just advise you to avoid some of the conversations here so as not to stress yourself
and give yourself unnecessary headache till you're 100%.

TemporaryHansel:
But the cybersecurity levy won’t be much though. If you make a transaction of 5m and they deduct let’s say 20k it’s not bad na. I know we all hate Tinubu, but without taxes how will they make Nigeria look like the obodo oyibo some people crave so much?
If they’ll actually put the money into good use it’s nice, the only problem is that the money might be looted.

All the 50 naira stamp duty charge and monthly maintenance fees nko? Why won't people complain when they know the money is likely to go the way of the rest.
Your backward policies are impoverishing people, making them not have value for the one they manage to earn with their sweat but imposing more levies on them after showing failure upon failure is what they've now conjured in their midnight witchcraft meeting, Shebi when there's no money to deduct from will they start arresting people with DSS? From banning crypto transactions on fintechs to this? Taking one of the sources of income from the youths and still asking them to submit owo mi da. Me I don't have strength to curse anybody this morning cause I wouldn't normally but you see this government they'll soon eat what they cannot swallow if they think they can continue using tortoise sense for the struggling populace they mostly improverished.

What a time to be a Nigerian, What a time.