₦airaland Forum

Dundalk:
No need to console we Barcelona fans because if we do qualify sef, Madrid would disgrace us in the final which is more painful than quarter final..

Bayern even better, but can't said..

andrewbaba44:
So they will go to the final then Madrid will win the ucl and you will celebrate as usual

An elite prick riding from you ,then you will return to your suffer club and complain the whole season about pochetino being useless

Leyqute:
What did he win this season? Telegation?

nateevs:
If he didn't, we wouldn't have signed Palmer.

Roland17:
Whatever it is/was, the fact that you are still alive na him matter pass.

In the words of Amakye Dede and my dad’s favorite quote….”To be a man na wa oh”.

Stay strong!

Ballzproblem2:
I surprise say them no code

Segedinho:
You are helpless in your own confused dream..

U think the uproar is all about the charges but in reality it is all about where it goes to [this is obvious].


At the end of the year..do you know how much in trillions that will goes into an unending hole.

Your blind trust for Nigeria politician is nothing but being in d dark in an obvious darker region....

Itsrm:
This is the problem we have. You people have started justifying another loot by the irresponsible government.

Wasn't this the same thing we said with subsidy removal? Has anybodys life gotten better by virtue of any government initiative since subsidy was removed?

Theflint1:
It's really not 50K on 10M, it's more 50K on the profit you'd make moving 10M for whatever purposes, so say your profit on a particular business is 10%, which comes to 1M, you're in fact paying 5% on the 1M you just made, and more often than not, you won't have made that 1M instantly simply by moving that original 10M, you'd make the 1M over the course of say 3-4 months, depending on how fast you move inventory, so while government don chop their profit at point of purchase clean mouth , you're left trying to make that 10% in a very unstable economy. God now help you if your reason for moving the money wasn't necessarily for a profit-making venture, maybe to grease business relationships or something...you're looking at a 50K hole in your business all for nothing.

There still needs to be a lot of communication on how the charges would be applied, and what sort of transactions...hopefully that is made clear in the coming days.

Unlimited22:
Lol

It is well.

Antiurchins:
🇳🇬COST OF ELECTRONIC TRANSACTIONS

CYBERSECURITY LEVY: SENDERS now bear....
₦5 on ₦1,000
₦50 on ₦10,000
₦500 on ₦100,000
₦5,000 on ₦1,000,000
₦50,000 on ₦10,000,000

STAMP DUTY: RECEIVERS bear....
₦50 on ₦10,000
₦50 on ₦100,000
₦50 on ₦1,000,000
₦50 on ₦10,000,000

TRANSFER FEES: SENDERS bear...
₦10 on ≤₦5,000
₦25 on ₦5,001 — ₦50,000
₦50 on >₦50,000

VALUE ADDED TAX: SENDERS bear...
₦0.75 on ₦10 Transfer fee
₦1.875 on ₦25 Transfer fee
₦3.75 on ₦50 Transfer fee

SMS FEE: SENDERS & RECEIVERS bear...
₦4 on each electronic transfer notification

*All applicable on eligible electronic transactions*

#StatiSense

BlueRayDick:
Thanks guys for checking up on me, I am well and fine.

Tho I was involved in a life threatening incident over a week ago,but I am well and fine now. ( I do not really feel inclined to share details for now)

I have been coming around to read comments sha. Let's just say I'm back now.

cc: Iamoyindamola, Emaprince, Raumdeuter.

TemporaryHansel:
But the cybersecurity levy won’t be much though. If you make a transaction of 5m and they deduct let’s say 20k it’s not bad na. I know we all hate Tinubu, but without taxes how will they make Nigeria look like the obodo oyibo some people crave so much?
If they’ll actually put the money into good use it’s nice, the only problem is that the money might be looted.

Lana1:
Omo. I logout at half time. God forbid I watch 2nd half

Onkoolos:
Aye o nida!!! Thunder wey go fire your mouth dey do press up...... If I catch u eenh. I go turn your young age to Old age... I go rearrange you teeth with punch. Please just avoid me.... U don't know what I'm going through right now

timbros:
You go explain tire...

WhoDeyHause:
Olise and co what do you have for me tonight?
Gimme at least a 2-0 win against this luton lite or no allowance this week for you.
Glory Glory Crystal Palace. 🙌

Unlimited22:
We support Enyimba over here plis

Ibime:
Rivers boys only support Sharks. Thunder go fire Wike for changing the name

timbros:
Airmark will say it's a lie...

Ibime:
My main criteria for Afrobeats is who I will listen to while doing strenuous workout for 45 mins or 1 hour without reaching for my phone to skip. You know when you are tired and the next song just gives you energy to keep pushing

Ruger has only been around 2 to 3 years and I can get 1 hour of songs from him without skipping. Burna has been around for 12 years and I think I'll get 2 or 3 hours of material from him over his career without skipping. But in the last 2 to 3 years, I don't think I can get 45 mins of songs from Burna without skipping

Ballzproblem2:
where una dey get nonsense arsenal and mudryk link? mtcheew


anyways Bayern fall off needs to be studied, This is what happens when there's too much politics from the hierarchy ,just manage tuchains till someone good pops up.


Bayern Munich enquired for Julen Lopetegui today but 57yo wants West Ham. Terms agreed (not signed) as @FabrizioRomano reported after process led by Steidten made Spaniard choice to succeed Moyes. #WHUFC now close to landing him @TheAthleticFC #FCBayern

A40:
This is rap beef. The aim is to eviscerate your opponent in the eyes of the masses not speak grammar or appeal to rap purists that make 0.01% of the population

When they put out full length albums then you can begin to breakdown that one.

For now all that counts is how hard you can break your opponent and destroy their credibility

Ballzproblem2:
yeah most don't like Igbo ,I don't care to each their own.

iamoyindamola:
So they now cut yam into 2 for sale

https://www.nairaland.com/8083089/harsh-economy-cut-yams-sale

Ballzproblem2:
you are Igbo dawg, after all ikwerre is Igbo lite

Ibime:
I swear Ruger done overtake Burna Boy for my favourite African artists list. Every song dey hit without exception and the guy lyrics too dey on point. I'm sure he was a rapper before.

See lyrics

With all due respect
The brother wey dey knack you no get sense
'Cause he never jam you to full extent
But mind you, I'm God sent
Baby, I go need your full consent
Show your ID, I dey avoid government
I'm a good citizen of this continent
Arise o compatriots