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dat beninoise shuld sufa wella b4 been killed##Dey treat we student badly in benin republic

#noted#boko boiZ#madmen dat are rugged

ladiez#dey av a very big prob#

I, Sarah Adams take you,
Lawson
Kuti as my lawful wedded
husband, to love and to
cherish,
in sickness and in health, till
death do us part” she
smiled at
him through her veil.
“You may now kiss your
bride
Mr. Lawson” The Pastor
beckoned.
Lawson’s heart raced as he
gently unveiled his bride’s
face.
She looked so beautiful. He
gently
bent over and placed a soft
kiss
on her lips. Sarah in turn
embraced him tightly with
tears
of joy streaming down her
face.
“Never leave me Sarah” He
whispered in her ear.
“I will never leave you” she
whispered and they slowly
released themselves from
the
embrace.
“I present to you the latest
couple!” The Pastor
exclaimed
excitedly
The church cheered and
Sarah
cried more in her husband’s
arms
5 years Later
Sarah silently tip toed
behind her
husband. He was in his
study,
engrossed in reading. She
smiled
to herself and gently
covered his
eyes with both hands.
“It’s just you and I in this
house
Sara, plus, I smelled you the
moment you walked in” He
dropped
Sara released her hold,
sighed
and sat on the study table,
“Why
do you figure me out so
easily? I
can’t even surprise you!
That
sucks” she curled her arms
around his neck
“You are my wife, nothing
you
do is supposed to surprise
me”
He playfully pecked her
nose.
“But you’ve been in the
study all
day and I’m bored!” She
rolled
her eyes
“So what kind of fun do you
suggest we have then?” He
swooped her off the table in
his
arms
“No! not that kind of fun!”
She
hit him playfully till he put
her
down
“Ok”, He folded his arms on
his
chest, looking into her eyes,
“So
what do you want us to do?”
“Not us. Actually, all I want
is to
play with your play station
and
you’ve hidden it again! Just
give
it to me and you can
continue
your reading, pleaaaseee”
She
blinked her eyes playfully
“No way”, He went back
toward
his study chair and sat, “Not
my
play station”
“Why! You never let me
touch it…
like its your baby” She
sulked
“Well”, he rolled his eyes,
“Not
like you’ve given me a baby
yet”
Sara paused for a moment.
Did
he just say that to her? The
words struck her deep down
“You shouldn’t have said
that
Lawson…” She managed to
say,
her countenance changing.
“But it’s true…I’m only
saying the
truth Sara” He turned to
face her,
still sitting on the chair.
“The truth? You think I
don’t
want us to have kids?”
“Don’t get me wrong, I’m
not
saying that…” He stood to
face
her now.
“Then what are you saying
Lawson? Tell me, what is the
truth?”
“Let’s not do this today…
please.
You can have the play
station and
play all you want. It’s in my
footwear locker and the key
is in
my Bible”
“You always do this…hurting
me
with your words” Her voice
began to shake
“Don’t start Sara please”
“Tell me why you said those
words to me! I want to
know!”
“Because I’m tired! I want
to be a
father! I want to have my
own
kids Sara…”
” and you think I don’t?!”
Sara
flared, trying not to let the
tears
pour
“Then why can’t you get
pregnant Sara? This is the
fifth
year we are trying.” He
clenched
his teeth and walked out of
the
study room.

part 2 coming soon

Donemmy:
If ur coming frm Lagos, drop@ Ogolonto n board a bike to WAEC office

Aiit#tanks# really appreciate God bless#stay at ikd tho

Pls nairalanders, I need the address of waec in ikorodu# anyone with the actual location pls# thank u all

Later Dem go say buccaneers no dey rape# alora no dey do dis nd dat# nobody holy pass oooo

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tinuolababy: Hmmm. We are watching

Abi Naw

Australian negotiator, Davis, who has been
a middleman between the leadership of the
Boko Haram sect and FG, has pleaded with
the group to see the death of their leader as
an avenue to put an end to their operations
in Nigeria.
In the interview, he made it known that
none of the people mentioned as Boko
Haram sponsors were in anyway
corroborated by any political party and
that no political party has also been
pointed at by Boko Haram to be a fueling
source for the group.
Below are excerpts from the Punch
interview:
A senior member of the European
Parliament, Franz Obermayr, alleged
that the opposition party in Nigeria
could be sponsoring Boko Haram by
channeling European Parliament
financial aid to Boko Haram in the
North East of Nigeria. Do you have
any such evidence?
I have never heard any political party
mentioned by any Boko Haram leader
as funding or being associated with
Boko Haram.
The Boko Haram commanders have
only mentioned individuals like
former Governor Sheriff. I heard
Sheriff was APC and now PDP but that
is irrelevant to me.
I have never mentioned political
parties in my discussions with Boko
Haram. The names of individual
sponsors were given by Boko Haram
leaders, not their political party
association.
What sort of sponsorship has been
mentioned by Boko Haram that they
have received?
Former governor Sheriff was
specifically mentioned many times.
Specifically for example, Sheriff was
mentioned as sponsoring trips of the
boys to the Lesser Hajj. There, the
boys are “reorientated”.
In effect they are recruited to Boko
Haram. When they return to Nigeria
the recruits are then taken off for
further reorientation by which they
mean teaching and for training. Some
of the training took place in Mali by
Tuareg leaders but now more training
is conducted locally.
Could mere funding for Lesser Hajj by
the assumed sponsors have manifested
in the high level of sophistication that
the sect has assumed today?
Funds are provided to purchase
weapons. This is sometimes
transferred through the Central Bank
of Nigeria to a person in Cairo who
provides the weapons and also
provides military uniforms.
At other times vehicles are purchased
in Benin for example and driven into
Nigeria where they are sold for cash.
They do not mind taking a loss on the
sale price as by this method they can
obtain cash in Nigeria without a
direct link to the sponsor.
This person in Cairo, is he an
Egyptian? Why are you not able to
disclose his identity to the security
agents for necessary action?
No, he is Nigerian. He is a Kanuri who
has fought with Boko Haram and now
associates with a network of jihadists.
I have given all his details to the DG-
SSS.
What sort of vehicles do they
purchase?
VW Golf was mentioned as a
favourite. They can sell these very
easily in Nigeria. They do keep some
to use for suicide bombing. Some time
ago they told me one sponsor pledged
six Hilux vehicles for the suicide
bombers.
You have heard that a “fake” Shekau
was killed last week in Kondunga. Do
you believe what the military is
claiming that the man killed was
Shekau or possibly a “fake” Shekau?
I continue to believe that Shekau was
killed on or about June 19, 2013 when
we were deeply engaged in peace
discussions. I have had so many
senior commanders tell me that
Shekau is dead. It was several weeks
after that a Shekau video appeared on
YouTube. When I viewed that video
with JAS leaders they immediately
said, “That boy.
We have used him before.” They were
totally dismissive of any claim that
Shekau was still alive. They referred
to the person in the video as the “fake
Shekau”. Some months later one of
the senior commanders told me the
name of the fake Shekau was Abdul
Mutallif. The commander who named
him was the one who wrote the script
that the fake Shekau reads from in the
videos.
But I have heard they have used more
than one fake Shekau. In July this
year I was told the fake Shekau is Isa
Damasaka. Earlier in June they
referred to him as Bashir.
We had been in communication with
him over the release of the Chibok
girls. Isa Damasaka is one of the
names the military has released when
identifying the man killed at
Kondunga last week. He has also been
identified as Bashir Mohammed so I
am confident this man is indeed the
fake Shekau.
However, I do not know if Abdul
Mutallif is another name he used or
there is another fake Shekau named
Abdul Mutallif who may still be alive.
I have no doubt we will know soon so
we await a new video by another fake
Shekau.
The man who was captured at
Kondunga last week was a great
source of information about Boko
Haram sponsors. He was captured
alive. The military are too quick to
execute captured Boko Haram leaders.
This man could have revealed so
much about Boko Haram and its
sponsors that may have brought a
quick end to the terrorism.
There are some reports that many
Boko Haram fighters have surrendered
in recent days. You want to say
something on this?
This is an indication that Boko Haram
commanders now understand that
they have been fooled. They have
followed a “fake” Shekau. Boko Haram
fighters have died following a fake
Shekau and fake teaching.
The political sponsors have led these
boys to believe that they are purifying
Islam, purging the country of
corruption by slaughtering people. In
fact the political sponsors of Boko
Haram are corrupt politicians seeking
power and more wealth. The sponsors
epitomise all that the Boko Haram
fighters are seeking to eliminate from
Nigeria.
So what is next for Boko Haram?
The death of the fake Shekau shows
how the fighters have been duped and
totally misled by the sponsors.
The fighters and commanders would
be wise to take this opportunity to
reach out to the government for a
peace dialogue.
If they do not believe they can have a
peace dialogue without being captured
and executed the alternative message I
have for the commanders is this: Your
sponsors will use you and sacrifice
you so they can gain power. Set the
captive girls free and walk away from
Boko Haram while you still have the
opportunity.

Jimbadly: Oh, I thought he acquired Chicago Bulls or LA Lakers.

chicago wat? u wan kil m

Dem supos hold d guy sef

An Australian negotiator, Dr.
Stephen Davis, who alleged that a
former governor of Borno State,
Senator Ali Modu Sheriff, and an
erstwhile Chief of Army Staff, Lt.
General Azubuike Ihejirika, had ties
with the Boko Haram, has made
another revelation.
In an interview with the Vanguard at
the weekend, Davis gave insight into
how Abubakar Shekau hijacked the
Islamist group.
“The Boko Haram we see today is not
the Jama’atu Ahlul Sunnah Lih
Da’awa wal Jihad (JAS) that was
operational under Yusuf – former
JAS leader killed by the police in
2009”
Shekau, according to him, formed
Ansaru which he used for kidnapping
and beheading victims, a major
departure from the original mandate
of the JAS which was to purify Islam
and return it to the exemplary life
of the Prophet.
Continuing, “Many among the JAS
leadership are no longer active and
others have been killed. This has
allowed Shekau to take the JAS to a
more extreme action and expand the
frontiers of kidnapping, bombing and
slaughtering.
“The Boko Haram we have today is a
much expanded Ansaru. What we see
now is not the Yusufiya which
wanted very much to settle a score
with former Governor Ali Modu
Sheriff. It is Boko Haram as a
partner to ISIS and Al Shabaab.”
Davis admitted that he came to
Nigeria in April to facilitate the
release of the Chibok girls abducted
by Boko Haram, but denied that he
was engaged by any party and
therefore had no obligation to report
to anyone.
He however claimed to have
interacted with former commanders
of JAS and others close to Boko
Haram during his visit to Nigeria.

Award-winning artist Sound
Sultan, is the new owner of Lagos
Islanders Basketball Club, one of the
top basketball clubs in Nigeria,
reports The Nation
The singer has increased his
portfolio from just being into the
music business by exploring other
grounds like movie production and
sports management.
He confirmed the new acquisition on
Wednesday, during Industry Nite, a
weekly music networking event.

Sound Sultan had earlier gone into
film making when he produced and
directed the comedy, Head Gone.
The film features top celebrities
such as Ali Baba, Afeez “Saka”
Oyetoro, Eniola Badmus,
Basketmouth, IK, Zack Orji, Wale Ojo,
2face Idibia and Basorge Tariah Jr.
He is also the owner of Naija Ninja
record label.

[color=#000099][/color] make soup done na im b koko oo

I have been wondering for God knows when, debating, arguing whether house flies do sleep at night. Do they?

Thank God for adding another year to my years