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recently a japanese man was found dead in his rent apartment, under an avalanche of porn magazine of 6 tons.

Jodha:
I'm not that kinda wife biko...
I won't sit down and eat poo... All in d name of marriage..

easier said than done,

i guess , 99% wives would allow their husbands to have 3 times affairs during their marriage time.

i mean, 3 times failed and overt affairs, in a life time, will not instigate the wives to take a more drastic action.

1 time will pass easily by the coaxing and honey words from the husband.

Jodha:
That's bullshii... A man that's capable of giving me STD is capable of anything.. Which LovePeddler?..

So that he'll bring more stds..

You're funny jhoor..

most wives would not divorce , if only they got the STD from their husbands. let alone a whoore stuff.

frankly speaking, no matter how many whoore your husband fokk, if he does not broach divorce, it mean he still loves you, you still take a positon in his heart and mind.

man and woman are different, man would fokk thousands of women, but still loves one, maybe the first one. but woman, will have sex with the man she only loves, and if she does not love the man any more, she would not allow to have sex with him any more,because, the more sex a woman has, the more she would love the man.

Jodha:
I read about that a long time ago.. Can't remember all of it..

But search Google to get the full dig..

of course you may transcribe some article from google

but will you and dare you try any one of this pregnant fokking poses?

one side is the safety of your baby, the other side is your husband's sex. which side is more important?

you will not BLINK your eyes to tell your husband to go hell fokk as much as he prefers with the whoore

Jodha:
I'm not talking about bj's.. They should make research.. They're actually sex styles that won't hurt a pregnant woman or her baby..

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since you are keen on going to extremity, i give you another question ,

will the wife allow her husband to fokk a whoore if that wife has been found out infected with a STD, which is coming from the husband? but the husband has recovered from his own, and can not wait for 3 months for her wife to recover.

SINZ:
I've asked you this before and I'm still gonna ask you again;

Do you marijuana?

your showtime should be later.

you and your clown partner should be on page 2 or 3.go chatting each other there.

this page and the nex one is for serious readers

SINZ:
Pregnant women have and enjoy sex even more than regular women.

with a 8 or 9 month's old unborn baby?

SINZ:
LOL. OP is obviously lying

the unfaithful husband will fokk a whoore when his wife is pregnant with a 9 months' baby

but the responsible and loving couple will discuss everything out in a rational way , and solve it reasonably.

even the husband has his own money, if he loves his wife, he will ask his wife to authorize him the right to spend that money on the whoore

SINZ:
Obviously you don't know nothing about being pregnant.

indeed the husband will feel happy and responsiblity to the unborn baby and the whole family

but man needs to fokk ,and you can not deny this

martyns303:
Please what are the styles

i am curious too, especially this is coming out of a woman's mouth!

dingbang:
lol...its a hard one


Well I won't agree to dat sha.. Cuz I know definitely at some point she will demand that I allow her to have sex with someone else

if you dont let your girl divorce you after you are impotent, you are selfish.

of course , it is laudable , if she does not divorce.

but it is humane and natural , you should broach the divorce, especially when you have no children

Jodha:
Doesn't the husband have money to pay for the LovePeddler?... Why must it be the woman's money

Plus they're styles the husband could use even If she's pregnant... To satisfy himself.. That won't hurt the baby..

husband is jobless, and wife is a manager of a company

husband does not like the mouth job and hand job.

SINZ:
She's pregnant


Pregnant women nor dey fvck??



OP, is your brain paining you again?

before giving birth, say, being pregnant for 9 months. will you fokk her at that time?

dingbang:
ok... First of all I would think she is testing me.. Which I will strongly disagree to... Ah mean, will I allow her have sex with another man if I become sexually incapacitated?

she is not testing, the female party and the male party have a meeting ,and make the decision that, the male party should fokk a whoore. it is not a unilateral decision by the wife.

and i recommend you do seriously think it twice, whether you will divorce your wife, if you are impotent, for sake of her, if you love her.

falconey:
I get that from the initial, its as clear as crystal.Her giving him the money makes everything sound awkward.

she is a successful businesswoman, and he is a "househusband"

and they love each other very much .

the husband will never fokk a whoore without the acceptance of his wife. they do not call this an affair. they call it a business. to relieve her husband's anxiety.

dingbang:
Pls did Abraham commit adultery by having sex with Haggai, Sarah's maid?

i prefer to hear , how the people in reality will really do , if put into this situation?

as to your religion tenets, they just tell us what we SHOULD do , which i feel feeble interest in

falconey:
I have a question, why does she have to give him the money for the act?

she is pregnant now, and the period is long and suffering for her strappling husband. she feels sorry for him

she is a middle class lady, a rich woman, she can not tolerate the idea of being a second wife in a marriage.

so polygamy is totally out of the question in her family, with her husband.

but she is pregnant now, and the period is long and suffering for her strappling husband. she feels sorry for him, and after she finds out that, beer, food, and normal entertainment is no longer of avail to sooth her husband's libido, she resorts to the last help, to give moeny to her husband to fokk a whoore.

since it is connived between themselves, it seems it is nothing wrong with a third party. and since they are mature and rational adults, and what is more, this is happening in privacy, so no one can point a finger at.

but if it is a case broached to be discussed, how will you think of it, morally and psychologically?

codedruns2:
i find all of them ignorant , unfortunately some very intelligent people are of of the sheep.

how do we educate the people that the bible is a mere compilation of book, hand picked by Emperor constantine - a very corrupt murdurous Emperor - to control the people.

There were thousands of scrolls available at that time but his commision choose those which suits their message of blind faith in something invisible, unprovenable , inexistent .

why the catholic bible have more books than other bibles because there were disagreement on what scrolls to accept or not.

just you know there were 100s of scroll who identified jesus as a drunk, identified that he visited and folicked with Mary madeline. etc even a thug.


so why do my brother and sister still believe in this book called thr bible in this age of internet when one can easily find the truth?

do you want to say black men are stupid that they buy everything the white says?

to marry the man who rapes you , this will help smooth your mind better, and give birth to a chubby baby, it is a happy ending

Stevengerd:
With The Way "Whywhyogun" Dey Always Tok About Sex And Dick Related Matter, Huh U Be Lyk Na Sexecology U Read 4 Skul... Mo Mope Ema Bad Gan Ni Other Rum!

i always dont feel like the iron-cold knowledge from the sex lessons in the school, taught by a middle-aged man with a bald pating and a spit-splashing mouth.

i want to devle the sex fun and myth by my own body and try to share something fun in this forum.

SorftWerk:
you have spoil... But u still have one more thing to do before u're fully spoilt... Bleep me!

any nigerian woman has more than 10 different sex partners during her life span, dont tell me it is different in this country, since the world average level is 15 to 20 boyfriends for a woman, of course you may argue that the white girls are more licentious that they pull the statistical number to a bit higher.

SorftWerk:
you have spoil... But u still have one more thing to do before u're fully spoilt... Bleep me!

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Ioannes:
Oh I'm sure you have.

You should write a book about this.

it is nothing big deal,

after i have browsed some websites from the west countries, i found out that there are a lot posts titled like "9 different types of dicks","how to tell one dick from another", but i felt disappointed , because , these articles are usually boasting or saying cliche, for example, it will list the "strong dick" for the first type, followed by the "hard dick", which , frankly speaking, i could not identify one from the other.

so i creat this new humble thread by myself, which is mainly based on my experience, and i try to illuminate in a laconic simplified and practical way, to list how many types of dick i have seen.

Ioannes:
@bolded, I beg to disagree. You seem to have sampled more than your fair share of dicks before marriage to know the different types there are.

If you know four types of d1ck well enough to write a dissertation on them, then I'm assuming each one fvcked you for not less that 2years.

2x4=8

8 years of experience sampling d1cks up and down the length and breadth of Nigeria is quite something.

In other professional fields, having 8years of experience on your Resume will guarantee you a great job already.

and by the way, i have witnessed more types, but it is to tedious to enumerate them , or some types are so funny and weird that they are hard to be sorted, that, i simply reduce them to a symbolic 4 .

my current husband's dick belongs to none of these 4 types. but it is cute too, at least not a bugbear.

Ioannes:
@bolded, I beg to disagree. You seem to have sampled more than your fair share of dicks before marriage to know the different types there are.

If you know four types of d1ck well enough to write a dissertation on them, then I'm assuming each one fvcked you for not less that 2years.

2x4=8

8 years of experience sampling d1cks up and down the length and breadth of Nigeria is quite something.

In other professional fields, having 8years of experience on your Resume will guarantee you a great job already.

a woman will spend 2 years or 2 days in sampling one organ? are you sure 2 years? is it such a difficult job? how can a romance, if not one night stand , last for 2 years, without any substantial aftermath, such as marriage? if not marriage, that relationship will end much earlier than 2 years. and the rest time of the 2 year period will be saved to taste more fun.

ikp120:
Once you type AMEN, if you're a woman then it will have no effect on you. But if you're a guy posing as a woman, any time that time you try to have sex, you dick will not stand.

Oya type AMEN to agree.

ok, just to humour you, AMEN

ikp120:
Forget grammar. Just type AMEN if you agree to what you just quoted.

You never said you're gay. You said you're a woman.

tell you the truth, i dont quite follow your english, what do you mean by extorting a AMEN out of me?

cloudyskygrind:
Weirdos everywhere

it is called open minded, and free thinking, or daring to share one's own story anonymously on internet.

ikp120:
If you have a dick, the next time you try to fvck a babe, you dick will not stand.

Oya type AMEN to agree.

how contradictory you are. if i have a dick , that means i am a gay, since i have so much enthusiasm in women's shoes, then i will not fvck a babe, i would fvck a guy, like you.

falconey:
lol The pussy is a very sensitive organ, i'm in awe you postulated you don't feel fluid dropping in at times. Anyway, perhaps it differs.

pussy lips are sensitive, yes.

but it is not pussy lips that receive the fluid, it is the cavity, and the cavity is more numb.