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sipsip:
Then write in your native language.

1) as to grammar errors, you have more than I , it is I who would scorn your poor English, if I choose to.

2)only the slaves from the Britain colonies are proud of speaking what they assume to be good English

3)even I , who is not a subject from the "common wealth", can use English better than you, don't you feel any ashamed?

4)language is a tool , it will lose its utility if nonsense, such as what you said, is attached to it

5)don't make a fool of yourself, in front of some one who can speak better English, which happens to be the only thing you are proud of, by juggling your meaningless pidgin Nigerian English, to express pointless "opinions"

6)no matter by what kind of standard, you are inferior to me. if English is the criterion, you are definitely a trash, if compared to me.

7) if you are jealous of my capability to entertain this forum by diversified threads from different interest, you may post you own thread(s), and clothe what paucity in your mind with your "impeccable " English

probably you may speak 3 languages, 2 (useless)native ones, plus (average)English. if you start learning my mother tongue, you may have larger chance to jump out of your cesspool country. obviously, you are so stressful that, any person who can speak above-average English is deemed to be your rival, since too many people are learning English, and your lacking of polish English is no more an vantage for you.

brandydaniells:
u doubt. . . . believe me

believe you , a virgin, to know the feeling of sex?!

prettyem:
God in His favor & wisdom has given me d assignment to watch over 60men/guys in my office as a lady. I have never thought of 'tasting' anyone,u sound to me like u r married yes? In case u insist or allow to give in to the flesh, babez be ready to face d consequences a major one being GOSSIP, yes these guys will gossip and make jest of u out of ur job. So I advice u close ur legs and bring on ur control button when u see or in contact with any of them. The best u can do is try to be part of their life, genuinely and if u see anyone u really want assuming you are single o, clean him up to your taste.
For the time been,RESPECT YASEF

on the contrary, after i had sex with one of my surbodinates, they turned to be more nice to me, more sunissive to me, i was more like a sexy mom, sexually n monetarily dominant

you go try one, you will change your mind

popefuse:
u no that b4 so why the post?

to share the feelings

Oyind18:
Do you think of something else apart from sex?

yes , i think of many things else, check my other threads in politics n crime column

how do you the driver is innocent?

it is a dog eat dog play.

a pity guy always has something to be pitied on

Dickson080:
Which kind thread be this?

i know it is weird to put it in an african forum, but it is really a hot issue in japan and some other countries

gradually people are living in high buildings, if not actually very high, it could be of several storeys.

have you ever experienced being dropped by poo from abovehead?

some sociapaths who live in the high building choose to vent their hatred to society by dropping poo down.

of course, if it is bricks or something fatal, they could be criminals, which deters them from really dropping bricks.

but how about poo? not even put in a bag, but loosely dropped down, on your head.

if this is the first time you ever heard of this kind of news, dont be surprise, it could be a trend. because in japan and some other developed countries, dropping poo is a serious problem. nigeria will catch up soon.

brandydaniells:
HAVE U HAD SEX BEFORE?

if not very close to climax, anybody could stop

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Is that even possible? [/color]

some women could modulate their voices

Lunagirl:
Continue with my life.

What is my problem with consenting adults?

but if you dont figure out a better way than doing nothing, your boss could 100% sack you. it is so embarrassed to let you see his intercourse.

how can you believe he will let you go?

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]If a girl stops to pick a call when a guy is hitting then he not hitting it right. [/color]

why not that woman speaks in the phone with a modulation? and let the man go on motioning.

Twaci:
There are things you shouldn't just see in this recession

is it still under recession in nigeria?

according to ECONOMY magazine, the nigerian gdp growth rate was 8.9% in the last quarter in 2016

ToriBlue:
I can never have sex with a subordinate under me .

because you dont have one,

and you dare not imagine so.

Twaci:
Lol, I think the question is; how sweet is the food?

apparently , this answer will only come from africa.

in an office jungle, no one will give such an easy answer like yours

sipsip:
This is a really interesting topic. Well if i were you, I will just ignore both the call and sex and pick up my dictionary. I will study how to write well and make simple correct sentences. I will take it very seriously like my life depends on it. I will read novels, journals, editorials and not just read online comments, so as to improve my writing skills. Now, once i realize none of all that is working, I will make sure i show a friend who knows a bit of English writing (so as to make any needed corrections, which may be many) before i put up my post on any online forum for all to see. I will understand that telling someone to read my write-ups before i post it doesn't make me less of a man, it only shows I am willing to learn. Then I will live happily ever after.

simply to point out which part of my thread is not grammatically correct?

black race pays more attention to the so called grammar, but shamed that you have never been to US or Britain.

to worship a languge from an advanced culture is not your fault. but what else can you do besides trying your best to speak in a pretentious and wordy way? you, being an example of your backward race, proves that, why english can not save you , because, your race put no point in the english you speak.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Will you stop your food or rush out of the bathroom to pick an important call?

Your answer to that question will solve your problem.[/color]

but you may be sacked by your boss

one sex does not worthwhile that much

an inopportune breaking into your boss's office without a knock, bringing something untoward : he is having sex with his female or even male assistant !

what will you do?

1) to blackmail him?

2) to say nothing?

3) to worry about yourself being sacked ?

4) to tell it to some of your familiar colleagues?

5) it is totally OK, and calm down ,and nothing actually happens?

what is your attitude here? how can you get on well with your boss , or even his assistant in the future?

sometimes you would forget to turn off your phone before sex, or you are not realizing the seriousness of a phone call during sex, before such a thing happens to you for one time.

no matter you are a man or a woman, you are welcome to answer this question.

will you stop the motion and pick up the phone? or would you ignore it (although it is from your boss)? or would you pick up the phone and still have sex? or any other suggestion?

answers by real experience are more welcome.

EWAagoyin:
Anybody wai marry u... marry rubbish.... oponu...ode.. alaiyinironu apoda ...

being a man, you should feel ashamed , if you can not make your wife satisfied with you only

Jacksparr0w127:
you're such a retarddd. A one way fooool. I'll rather numb my thinking than go negative thinking. Your cheese filled brain only thinks about irrelevant and meaningless BS. You should be quarantined asap

i am a human being, i have a mind

only animals will not think

i think a lot, and i post what i think

who are you? how can you teach me how to think?

ociboy:
Na you talk that one o,i will like to meet those kinda peeps so i can ... you know naaaa.. Badt Guys

that is why i post the thread here, to discuss out which group of people are born to do better sex job

Jacksparr0w127:
Get yourself fixed

you represent the bigot redneck. what is wrong with my topic?

your narrow minded head can not think of anything interesting, and you understand nothing above you.

you dont even think !

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Divay22:
Not my nature Aunty....i love the palace....
When i see good things no use for Oliver Twist.....

Don't mention me again abeg

you are so timid, you stop at where you pointing out a contradictory human nature: unsatiatable and curious for anything new, and especially anything deemed to be "outlandish" by consensus.

Jacksparr0w127:
I've said it before, this op is mentally unstable

if you dont like my topic, dont come and dont comment

ociboy:
Do they learn how to sex in school? people say calabar,do their mother teach them to Bleep? every body knows how to do it depending on who you met...

have you met some OLOSHO THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE A LEARNER?

JUKWAESE

but there are groups of people born to better excel in sex

Divay22:
Abeg borrow me the skipper make i take deliver every spirit of bushmeat from her life........

Some people just love to suffer....
You are eating from the King's table but eyeing the slave cage

that is human nature. always for something different, even though it is worse.

[quote author=Drabeey post=54425787][/quote]i guess many people here dont have any servants at home , so they dont know the fun of having some mood with the rustic boys

Divay22:
Who be this one way miss road na

bushmeat smells better than the home cooked meat. if you tasted your husband too many times, you probably should change to another taste, just for a try , if it is nothing to do with love, god will give you a pass.

slimthugchimee:
a you a fool?

i even fancied the taste of human flesh..

is there a crime , called "thought crime"?