m'corazon:

Dnt worry dear.u might get 2 lyk d place more dan where u even had in mind.congrats all d same

Thanks dear...I jst dnt wan2 b far 4rm lag..got sme projects @hand

Live 4rm futminna..list has just been pasted and ♍Ɣ runz no click oo

kponke denge: Gud evenin everyone, we apologize 4 not being able to kip up wit our news, it was due to power failure. We wish 2 in4m u dat since we don't hav moni 2 buy fuel 4 our 4th hand "I-pass-my-neighbour gen, our electricians hav tap directly 2 high tension so we won't hav lite issues 4 now.

Here goes d news.

Piror 2 d call up letter d nysc oga at d top have announced dat 80% of corps members wuld be posted to d north.

His words...as u all can see, d north is very undeveloped. If d youth corpers really claim to serve their country, then they shuld come here n prove it. D north needs people like them so de can develope it, and if de die in the process, we wuld give their families a compensation fee of N5000 (five thousand naira only).

Already camps in the east and west hav all been closed down.

Reports reachin kponke denge news hav indicated dat phones, cameras, laptops, and other gadgets wuld not be allowed into d camp. D nysc dg said he enforced d ban because corpers use their fones to ping on d parade ground, their camers to snap girls and their laptop to do yahoo yahoo in the night. He therefore stated that any corper found wit gadgets wuld be decamped with the immediate effect.

Charles shaw impregnates 3 girls.
News reaching us hav revealed dat play boy charles has impregnanted 3 female nairaland members. D girls (names withheld) were seen fighting each other and even naked themselves in public over charles.

Charles wen contatcted said that he only inserted has dickination into their totonation to form omonation which would become a part of his generation, and his in no way emotionally connected to any of them.

One of the girls which is heavily pregnant is current in charles village and wuld miss the camp.

More news coming up.

Stay tunned.

Guy lwkmd...this is so funny

wunmibukola: Hapi betday to ♍ƺ,june 13th is all abt ♍ƺ,although boring nd dry still tanking God

HBD dear..

Martinho: yea...sowi I 4got to mention dat......d guys and ladies can join d maintenance unit.....I wish u happy campin

Tanx a lot.

@martowskin....nice post. Am hopin 2 b @d shagamu camp cum 12.5days. Plz can ladies join ds maintenance unit or its jst for d guys alone? If ladies can't join,wat other unit/grp has benefits @d shagamu camp? Thanks

Top of d morning 2 everyone 13days to go. #team ogun nooni#

Gd morning house...its excatly 2wks,14 dayz,336 hrs,20160minutes to CAMP. Dis tym 2wks,ma bag wil b gud 2go
#urz truly team ogun# one love

Congratulations to all ladokites...welcme back. #team ogun#

estagirl:
see u at Sagamu camp..

Can't wait.. See yu in 17days

estagirl:

I did. Am hopeful all d same. Just having a second taught cos in everytin u do, u just have to imagin d worst tin dat can happen so that u will be able to handle it.

Team ogun too,hoping it works out, i dnt want to imagine d worst, staying positive till 18th.

Herzyz: Happi birthday to me.

Happy birthday to you..Enjoy!

24 daez to go
300!300!300!! #team ogun#

Good 2 go

Countdown tins..20dayz 2go.as e d̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hot Oluwa is involvd. #team ogun#

See full house

Chaloskida: Congrate,, am hapy 4 u ooo

Thanks

yinkard4me: team ogun# Wasere. I did mech engrng in abu zaria. Lets hook up....

No problem dear

201317944* when GÕ̳͡D̶̲̥̅̊ says yes nobody can say no #team ogun#

folariiin:

Ur correct I support ur advice for Ogun, dats where I hope to be come june 25.

♍ƺ too#team ogun#

ayoolar011:
what dept is that and schl

Futminna,my dept wasn't mobilizd for batch A due to d level adviser's negligence on our results..so ts batch B

tutulicious: Hello house, its been a while, I missed you all
and am moving into batch C house because I was not granted resident permit in batch B
I did wish I was,
anyway am moving on
to catch up with my new friends.
Peace.

Eeyah , futmx oo. Wil miss yu. All da best

I wish yu all d best.,GÕ̳͡D̶̲̥̅̊'s tym is d best..datz wat I was told wen ma dept missd batch A..ur tym will nt pass you all

Its been a while...200 200#team ogun# #one love#

Gd morning house Av a blessed sunday

@doushyle lol, I aint kidding @all. Ogun is d only place I can picture maself serving apart 4rm lag

phyktor: @wifeysist....i cn c u r kinda manic....y ogun?

Major reasons cuz its closer to Lag,its safe and I like d environment esp abeokuta so its either ogun or lag buh i'd prefer ogun

phyktor: time 2 start d countdown.....#teamogun#

Really! U're team ogun too #teamogun# leggo there!

Uniquexty: Is it out?

Yeeeees

Yippie..timetable is out .orientatn camp begins on 25th of june

Good morning evryone, hope y'al ad a great 9t? Do av a splendid day

Tutulicious dear,gd mornin..pls try 2 kip ♍ƺ in4md if U̶̲̥̅̊ av any news bout d jamb registratn number or any oda thng bout mobilizatn. Thanks

Van kossy dear..take heart. All is well.