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shankara7:
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package7:
I dedicate Ekiti state governship election as a birthday gift to your one and only girlfriend.

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CandiceJay:
1) A sleek laptop (if she loves movies, get a bunch of movies on the laptop)
2) A portrait (with an inscription "I'll always love you"
3) A bracelet
4) Chocolates

Take a pick...

Dami12345:
Mention me when you update on how it went oh.

sinola:
Give her a monumental f**k she will never imagine

Thegeneralqueen:
I'm serious he operates with his other moniker "preachbills" he's mum is against his relationship they would have been married by now but the mum refuse and drove him out of the house and that's why he's currently staying with her

kimbraa:
Don't mind him. See his mouth like money isn't the problem like he's Buhari's son. Some boys can brag! I guess he was looking for a gift on a low budget 'cause if money isn't his problem then I suppose there are a thousand things money can buy without being told.

And which of your mods moved this to frontpage?

Lordwheez:
Tomorrow's Sunday, why not buy her a fine print, hand stitched Italian leather cover Bible..... Thank me later... Lol

rolams:
make Eba for her

Pharmchy:
I think u should get her a gold engagement ring with a better phone. Happy birthday to her in advance.

Thegeneralqueen:
Don't waste your time on that kid I know him personally he's 23yrs of age currently dating the daughter of a commissioner in delta state a girl of 35yrs he don't have a place of his own she feed him clothe him and give him change monthly he knows what I'm talking about

tgmservice:
giv her diick to suck

Elder001:
With his posts on this thread you should be able to denote that he's a teenager troll probably seeking attention and you're giving him that attention.

Oyindidi:
Buy her customized diamond jewelries

badoh:
As you're preparing to buy gift for your girlfriend, remember to take care of your father,mother and your younger ones too.

mimimile93:
Then buy yo bae a bicycle.

mimimile93:
What did you buy yo moma on her last birthday? I'll use that to determine what you should get for yo bae..

shankara7:
You're not rich bro. Money is surely an issue to you because if its not you wouldn't be asking this school boy question.

Dami12345:
Lol, you want to buy the things she will use to advertise and leave you abi?

Guy buy things that are linked to you.

If a lady has all she wants from you she will leave you for excitement.

Bro don't buy her anything, surprise her, do like you forgot, then meet her later and give her some of those stuffs, take her on a trip and give her memories, those are the only thing of value to a lady that are unique.

Materials can be gotten from any other man.

OMEGA009:
It’s obvious you don’t. Anyways, size doesn’t matter. It’s what you do with it that counts

OMEGA009:
I would’ve suggested a screaming Orgasm but apparently, OP can’t afford that.

BiafranDel:
Money ain't a problem and you have no idea what to buy for your social media girlfriend. Lol.

is it the first time you are going to witness a girlfriend's birthday that you have no idea what to buy for her.

lol baba go get a hustle and keep yourself busy.

this framework you are painting here is a waste of time.

Trust me it won't help you. I know you are using it as a means to relieve yourself of boredom and loneliness in reality but as a guy like you, i strongly advise you to get a part time job so you can help yourself and fix your life for real.

You can't keep doing this on nairaland.

Face your problem man. Time will pass and looking back at wasted time

Thegeneralqueen:
Awwww no problem but in case you need a ba** you know what to do

Thegeneralqueen:
I'm serious please answer me..... help a sister

Yankiss:
Good sex and orgasm will do her a world of good.

MrHandsome2013:
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Carry to church and go to the altar of your church and you both kneel down before the temple of the most high..ask the most high to forgive you for the countless fornication you both commited...after that organise church crusade and praise the most high for his mercy and grace upon your life...lastly donate gifts or cash to the motherless babies and orphans as you do that the most high will protect,keep and reserve a seat for you in the paradise.

nowpresence:
you are a good bf. this is what I have been looking for.

missioner:
Get her a pink or light red gown. Ladies of now really like gown.

Thegeneralqueen:
Awwww you're so sweet is your brother single ? just asking

Caseless:
give her menstrual or sanitary pad.

3DCYCLOPS:
I'm black, am i not?