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So sad a news

NinaNigeria:
In the medical profession, there is what we call the Doctor Patient Confidentiality binding. Which prohibits any medical practitioner to disclose any type of information to anyone regarding their patients. Yes, even if the person is the next of kin. So i do not blv even for a second dat de doctor told u all this. Anyhow if it is true, there is a possibility dat yo girl had been heartbroken, used or toyed with, by men, and she swore to herself dat she will never allow herself to be used as a intimacy gadget ever again. So wen she met u, she must have felt dat u r de guy she wud love to spend her whole life wit, n de only way to protect dat, was for her to prevent u frm seeing her de way those other men saw her, as dey only saw her as an object n hurt her. Confront her, ask her why she did it, n if u still love her, plead wit her to never lie to u ever again, make her see the importancy of trust in relationships. both of u can still build a strong union together bcoz she now knows never to lie to her man ever again. Dis might be de one lesson which teaches her to see dat u r de best man ever and deserve to be cherished. Unless she is a fool. Remember true love conqueres, never fails and always forgives

Woman! I respect u cos u sound like a Dr. Bt the latter part of ur view is provoking my spirit.So she is a dummy nt to have known that one does not lie to gain sometyn.She should go back to he that impregnate her na. Ladies always want to eat their cakes and have them.

otijah:
Wey pictures of the hidden weapons and their abandoned masters

Go Sambisa n see for yourself bro.

GabrielSuswam:
I watch AIT just because of Gbenga Aruleba

My Channels Crush Maupe Ogun... I LOVE U

Yea,Maupe Ogun is my crush too. I love her wisdom n eloquence.AIT should Gerrara hia men!!!

Chidexter:
Abeg who get matches??

Ha !!! Boda Deji be careful cos ur employee might wanna use tise post against u oooo.

God forgive me!! Fulani come ur own villa dey kpai u n all u gat na to dey tell eke ,instead make una arrange n delete them una dey shout like woman.
Deltans don sofa. Make una dey zuoo until dem wipe una comot for una own villa.
Mumu people!!!

Okey shirt is lovely. The guys are higher dapper. Me too must flex!!!

The nigga HellFire dey gym. Fetish religion

BabyDaddy20:
When she gets angry she will start scolding me & my siblings.
In summary she will say "After, you guys will complain that i do talk much.

After eating a full bowl of rice, i will tell her i wanna eat more, I'm not yet filled, her answer will be " Come & eat me.

When i failed my waec exams.
We were watching a movie when she told me pass her one of the remote control & i asked which one, The TV or DVD remote control.
She said " pass any one make we know say you pass something.

Brother no kill mw wit lafta.I neva chop.U mum funny die.A typical Edo or Warri mum.

Optional2:
or u die
no offence pls

bae,u shudnt av posted such. U're too buriful to have said such.
Remember,u are a female n as such u shud be the caring type.
Apologise to the guy.
Beautiful u

kenny987:
What do u mean by sowing and reaping? Do we have just one political party in Nigeria? Why should anyone be treated differently because they made their political choices? It is a competition at election times and there must be alternatives. I haven't seen anyone criticise those that gave KOWA and other parties tge few votes they got! There must also be opposition at all times. That doesn't mean anyone should be discriminated against because we are all entitled to equal representation n rights as preserved by the constitution.

The implication of his statement is that certain regions will only get what they are constitutionally entitled to because he can't avoid it but even there he will give his 97% constituency preferential treatment! Even if that is the status quo you don't come all out to say it! That's why there's something called tact or diplomacy because this is a democracy n not military rule! This statement is heavier than he knows and soon...

U know, the civilised way of doing things is by providing balanced and forthright leadership so as to convince those who obviously oppose u that u are a better alternative and by the next polls you should see a more improved support base in areas that didn't support u before. It's certainly not by lording it over them and trying to force your supposed victory down their throats. You only prove dem right for not voting u in the first place. The APC may have the supposed majority but it is a major indictment that specific areas obviously don't believe in them.

Hello Kenny,I ask ur biography bt u av nt sent it across.Hweva,my email is windsow2000@gmail.com. I wana know u better cos am an ardent follower of u.#winks

I rem'ba TV stations like
Clapperboard
DBN
NTA 2 channel 5(ur reachout station). We pako children change am to NTA 2 channel 5 (ela oju kan) lol.

Wu can stil rem'ba tis program "Football made in Germany" n "Telematch" on NTA 2 Channel 5 and channel 10
And those strong Yoruba films on LTV 8.
Who can stil rem'ba?

EbukaHades10:
Silver hawk and Biker Mice

Every Saturday on cadbury breakfast show!!
Nostalgic feelingsss

SlimBrawnie:
Section A : UMUADA (ALL KINDRED
DAUGHTERS)
• Wrappers and Blouses– (George/Hollandis/
Nigerian Wax)
• Jewelry – (Gold plated earings, necklaces)
• Head ties and Shoes (Different types and
colours)
• Hand bags and wrist watches (Different
types and colours)
• Toiletries (Body creams, bathing soaps,
washing detergents, etc.)
• Beverages and food items
• Cash gift (lump sum) –Ogwe ego
• Drinks (Malt & Minerals)
Section B: NMANYA UKWU (BIG WINE) –
KINSMEN (UMUNNA) The items in this category
will be shared amongst the heads of the
extended family of the bride to be.
• Bottles of Seaman’s Schnapps (millennium
brand)
• Kolanuts
• Gallons of Palmwine
• Cartons of Beer, Malt and Mineral drinks
• Heads of Tobacco with potash
• Rolls of cigarettes
• 1 goat
• Cash gift (Lump sum) – Ego Umu’Nna
Section C: N’MEPE UZO (OPENING OF GATE) –
GENERAL
• 30 tubers of Yam
• 2 bags of Rice
• 2 bags of Salt
• 2 cartons of Star Beer
• 2 cartons of Guinness Stout
• 2 cartons of Maltina
• 6 crates of Minerals
• 3 bottles of Seaman’s Schnapps (millennium
brand)
• 30 bulbs of onions
• 1 gallon of red Palm oil (10 -25 litres)
• 1 gallon of Groundnut oil (25 litres)
• A basin of Okporoko (Stockfish)
• 2 pieces of Goat leg (Ukwu Anu ewu)
• 25 loaves of Bread
• 1 carton of Tin Tomatoes
• 1 carton of Tin Milk
• 1 carton of Tablet soap
• 20 Pieces of Morning Rose powder
• 1 gallon of Kerosene
• 20 heads of Tobacco
• 10 packets of cigarettes
• 5 pieces of George/Hollandis/Nigerian Wax
• 3 pieces of Umbrella
• 1 Big Box (Apati)
• 2 Big Basins
• 2 pieces of Igbo Blouse
• 2 pieces of Headties
• Gold necklaces and Wrist watches (minimum
of 2 pieces)
• 1 piece of Lantern/Lamp
• “Ikpo Onu Aku Nwayi” (Bride price) –
Negotiable
Other cash gifts that may be demanded during
the course of the ceremony
“Ego nfotu ite” (cash to bring down symbolic
cooking pot) – ₦ 1,000
“Ncha kishi udu” (Toasting of wine) – ₦ 1,000
“Ego Ogo cherem” (money for the inlaws) – ₦
50,000
“Ego maternity” (money for future maternity) –
₦ 1,000
“Ego Onye Eze” (money for village chief) – ₦
1,500
“Ogwe Ego” (lump sum) – ₦ 5,000.

Wetyn!!!! Even Omotola own no cost like tis.
U ukwu na Gold-plated? Abeg Rest!!!

themosthigh:
[size=18pt]open the gates of hell on earth[/size]


Finally Nigeria have joined the extraordinary men of the illuminati.
God punish Jesu
All hail lucifer lord of light.
nigeria have finally joined the ranks of lucifer in other to fight the son of man on armagadon.
ave satani
ave versus christus
ave rex persia
ave cosmos illuminatum
ave maria satani

we will finally defeat the evill jehovah.
satan be praised
our father
Who art in hell
hallow be thy nam
Thy kingdom reign
They will be done on earth
As it is in hell
Lead us this day
And forever more
And bless us for trespassing
As we bless those who trespass against God
Lead us not to heaven
And deliver us from heaven
For thou is the kingdom
for power and glory 
for ever and ever
mena

Mumu,are u high on Ondo weed? Cos tis 1 u dey do na orfinary candle wax go burn u ooooo

emusmith:
Inexplicable, Unnecessary and Inconsequential things young folks employ just to acrrue, garner, gather, pack, hoard, acquire, amass or withdraw LIKES! Pathetically interesting though!

Ooooo!U too dey among?
Visit the nearest health centre cos tis ur mata no be ordinary.

starlingslimnet:
This is irrefutably and incontestably the most informative and educative,evocative and provocative post have seen in the history of Nairaland I mean in the affirmative it's intricating and interesting in it's diversity.Though I must acknowledge it's the right platform where folks will soon display the arrogance of their immeasurable stupidity and ignorance perhaps the magnificiency of their foolishness might as well be presented royally.

Nice one OP

Cc: Ishilove

U min u blow all tis grammar sake of girl?Brother,I hail thee.
I beg visit Yaba Left cos tis one no be ordinary!

kenny987:
Uh!!! Are u alright? Perhaps a fever? Cos u just ranted like someone in the throes of a very high fever! Get a doctor and stay on it meds... Hopefully you'll get cured and learn to make ur findings before vomiting crap!

Hello Kenny, I have been an ardent follower of u on Nairaland. It may interest u to know that U are so brilliant a lady.I really like ur person.Ur articulation is awesome,brilliance is superb n ur right usage of words is wow!
Seriously,I like u .
Pls send a brief about u to me. Ur biography.
I'm waiting ..

Lasgidy1:
I'm not here to comment on this thread coz I ain't a football fan. I just want to use this medium to tell my baby, Remi dat I love her despite our incessant quarrels. That u caught me on bed with Shalewa red handed. No be my fault. Its d devil's work

Gimme her digits ,lemme talk to her on ur behalf after all it ws the devil.
Send her digits ASAP.

Woman !Ur hussy is a Bleep.ard. He shud have knwn the kind of person u were before proposing marriage.He deceived u believing he's saint.I swear ur hussy is a porn star hiding under the canopy of 'brother'.refuse to Blow is fuc.king D.ick.Stand ur ground peacefully.If he likes let him go outside,he ll soon realise ur value.
Report quickly to ur Father not Mother tis issue.

Thank U

These guys are still counting scores .These whole nonsense started way long. I smell a revenge battle soonest.
Letks keep our fingers crossed.

INTROVERT:
Work of GEJ no doubt because we have no ministers, No allocation yet etc etc.







Let's see how far GMB will go with the TSGP and how many power stations he will add to the grid.

Hi Introvert,have meticulously followed ur post all tis while save the fact that u're are prompt in commenting,lol,U sims very intelligent. Ur comments on issues are well laid n u sims to know every bit of happenings in Nigeria be it social,political etc.
I like U

tosag:
I learnt she later died from too much blood loss.

If what u said is true,I wish her an eternal rest as we hope to meet in paradise IJN.
I dare the Angel with the Trump to blow it ASAP. Let's know our fate. I don tireeeeee

I wonder what the Angel wit the trumpet is still waiting for.
Blow tis stuff n let's knw our fate.

The pain the lady is facing,only Jesus can explain it.
Everytyn in tis country is in disarray notyn sims to be thriving save Badt news.

@ the victim,BE STRONG!
#FeelingPainForTheBeautifulLady

ahsekeena:
This silly rabbit. When he's always running his mouth,why won't she beat him.



His colleagues at cool fm don't like him and I don't imagine why any woman would want to be with him. He's got such a bad attitude on air and off air. Met him once and I was like...whaaaaaat?! He's got bad attitude.


Come to think of it,how do we know he doesn't hit her as well? Why is freeze the only one coming out to cry wolf?

Was he such a perfect husband?


There are two sides to a coin,freeze is just being the fool I've always thought him to be anyway.

Babe,u sims to av a hate for Friz.Has he offended u b4?Have u guz had tyns in common?Pls take it easy on Friz.He's my favorite OAP.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]It requires a certain amount of courage to do that, of which, obviously, you don't have.[/color]

Did u just type courage? I guess u are kidding.Hweva,Friz shud understand he's a Nigerian n he shud av the capacity of taming the monster of a wife.Postin the pix online is inversely proportional to being a man.
Shame on friz

fagbohun4j:
Bro, TAKE HEART. But why wld you be so dumb to have stayed there till you got caught? Next time, just snap with your camera sound and light off then leave. You wil den start f**king her till she run for you.

Very good badt guy

bugzbunny:
Is he a muslim?

Yes,cos I learnt his name is Mumuhammed.

Neplusultra:
Can't you see the baby in the stroller?

Is that u in ur profile pix.If Yes? U are an angel.
Kiss!kiss!!kiss!!!