₦airaland Forum

Pidggin:
Why don't you people recite the National anthem and why do you not acknowledge people's birthdays

They said cos the two people (Pharaoh & Herod) who celebrated theirs shield blood. Imagine the fuckin excuse! So because car dey cause accident,I shudnt buy mine abi? "Je wi"

He was obviously poisoned by some of his friends.
#Haters

NCAN Mowe Branch. After conducting series of investigation (psychologically, psychotherapy wise) on Adinife. We conclude he is a Yeeeeeboooo. Awon Olori pelebe bi idi Iya arugbo.

Just take a close look at his "pari". Bobo yen ni pari awon yeeebooo.

NCAN Mowe branch reporting live on duty. Awo olori pelebe bi idi arugbo ti bere ooooooooo
RIP Ogoless people from the yeast!

NCAN Mowe Branch express her dissatisfaction at this post. Since no name was mentioned, we assumed the Hajj was hijacked by the Ogoless people.
Over!!!!!

Ever since I understood ladies, I deal with them like piece of sh!t
They are callous at heart n gullible like a mole.

Pidggin:
The story get K-leg because of the can unclassified her then they could have also slept with her na. This looks like discipline gone wrong

They went too far by filming it but if she's really a loose girl then she deserves the strokes of cain

See her Holiness Olodo! It is not only Cain but Abel. mtsheewwww.

With wat I just see, the world has ended. We are only living in its shadows.
Throway twins? ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, e don horror!

They all share same trait of a strait noooose!! But we Ishan from Edo state, the way our nose flat eeh, even devil dey complain.

NCAN Mowe branch reporting as usual.

The Ogoless people again?

NCAN Mowe branch is tired of sending their condolences. People from the yeast behave na!

Hello fellow academicians, I am a graduate of Computer Science aiming to acquire a PGD in management. My question is am I eligible considering being a graduate of Computer Science? Pls I need an urgent response cos OOU PGD form is out. Thanks in anticipation.

NCAN, Mowe branch sends their condolence to the flat headed people.

Omo see f***k up. What bloody moving is he shooting that he ll test himself with fire? Unto how much na!!!! F**k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The curse acting on Nigeria is beyond what the mind can imagine.
WHO CAST A SPELL ON NIGERIA?

Na joke she was na!

Y pity the deceased?No cultist can kill an innocent fellow jst like that.I gues the deceased was a cultist too n he himself must av taken or bully other people life. Everytyn seed a man sow,he reaps.
I have decided to follow Jesus to the letter.Have u decided?

iamauxin:
You guys should give Gary a break, it was just a typographical error. It happens. And when it happens in a rendezvous dominated by adults, it's not proper to make a fun out of it. This is a social forum, not an interview.

Brother,u should know we Nigerians are destructive critics.Once we find an error,we go a long way to condemn the fellow,meanwhile we know next to nothing.

I wanna encourage everyone to always give constructive criticism n not destructive criticism.
Thank you

-TheCEO

Thank God it wsnt worse than tis.
Running away from trouble is never cowardice bt a diplomatic way to stay alive.
-TheCEO

happney65:
Means u still live with your Daddy?

U FALL THE DUDE HAND.
BADT GUY

Hold ur phone upright(90 degrees), slant it towards ur direction (45 degrees).
You ll see him clearly. Dnt stress yaself shaking ur head like a Lizard.

IamAtribalist:
Nigeria: a country of idiots - you really believe a human being can transform into a snake? I know we are all laughing now but some people REALLY believe this sheeyte.

I mocked ur foolishness. If u dnt knw a tyn,u ask questions.
Didn't u remba some yrs ago wen some Igbo bois turned half human n vulture when they were trying to make money ritual. U forgot or u weren't born then.
Black power is real bt JESUS POWER is SUPER POWER!

OZAOEKPE:
May our Lady, the Mother of God, the Queen of all Souls, intercede on their behalf to God almighty, Amen.


Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and the hour of our death, Amen.

Bros ,stop tis idol worshipping.Mary is nt biblically entitled to intercede on behalf of believers.
Jesus is the intermediary between man and God.
Pray in Jesus' Name n ur prayers ll be granted. Check the bible for proofs.
Thank U

Check the name properly; He is nt a Yeeeeebole!!!

Sometyn inside me says the OP is either lying with her post or she jst wana chop her ex rice.
OP I swear u ll be the one to wash the dirty dishes after the wedding.

Dear Nairalanders,
Let's not be fast to judge.No sane fellow will sit in the middle of a road.
She could be a widow
She could be insane
She could be frustrated
She might av no 1 to call her own
She might be a destitute
She could have been someone mum,sister,aunty,cousin n what have u.
Let not apportion blame on anyone.Her condition is no one's fault bt it's our fault if we dnt drop a penny in her bowl[Help].

She needs HELP,LOVE.

Wouldn't you n I show some help?

Signed
Concerned Nairalander

An idea dropped in my mind.Do u know tis man's life could be transformed?
Since he has a good diction,he just need go for some training on speaking.Organise a press conference for him to gain familiarity.
Thereafter,he could end up a renowned motivational speaker.

My thought?!

I looked at the pics,his condition,the society he emerge from.I conclude by saying
LIFE IS A MYSTERY!!!

Help ll come his way now IJN


Pls whenever u pass-by,drop a penny in his hat.God bless U

RaeMystix:
Welcome aboard goal Keep; We accept with open arms.

Hmmmmm! U too like handsome guys.