₦airaland Forum

sandrannna:
Why are you so poor dat u can not afford a thousand naira recharge card? All you know how to do is contest for mr nairaland and complaining dat u didn't win.

U r poor and ugly.

Sandra,I neva knew u cud be tis upset.U finish garawa sorry agarawu life.U lambasted his left ball.

Bleep!!! Av been bursted.
Changing mine ASAP.

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Dem beat tis guy til Ghost Mode. ;
Eh face swell like water melon.

redvektor:
Only dis month i don be F.T.C 2times TO ALL THOSE my HATERS ön nairaland way day curse me say i no sabi speak english, may ur Girl friend's dance shoki in front of me dis night I.J.N


and shout out 2 all my faithfull fans may ur bank account never get dry may goodies follow u guys dis week JUST LIKE 2 SAY AMEN.

If u dey celebrate FTC like tis ,wetyn make INTROTECH sorry INTROVERT come do?
Iranu,Abasha!!!

Dear Nairalander,I av been closely following our country since the power transition
(Pls pardon me), It has been death case here and there.
Sometyn is wrong somewhere.

My reserved opinion!!!

So tis is what myBaby is passing thru.Dear,Lord , pls Bless every of MSB effort in Jesus' Name.Amen
She is a strong n resilient a woman.
I LOVE U MSB

ogbonti:
You people are researching visa free countries, go do wetin? Go carry sh!t? Hmmm, I laugh una in Ijaw language. I live in the USA and its not easy for citizens here talkess of who no get work permit or green card. Pray God to bless your hussle in naija, most of us will like to return home to naija if we got the ticket and somewhere to stay, lol.... the grass is always greener on the other side, be wise!

U dey USA n e no easy.Come back to naija,for here e easy die.Come I beg. U go chop mess self.

Mistaarhlohki:
Don't be naive.....women are like cars, pet them but drive them crazy, with your seat belt on.

If you want to satisfy a lady, don't be stingy or self centered... Drive her till your speedometer hits wear off but apply wisdom....their bodies are like scripts, decode their hot spots, their erroneous zones and then activate their volcanoes...#simple

Bros,wit this mumu post of urs,RIP cos na woman go kill U.

Guy,if u can't satisfy her.I advice you USE PESTLE instead.Since she want total satisfaction. Pound her punanny.

OP,ur own don done.jux change babe.S.U preferably else she ll leave u for some1 beta o. The earlier the better.
Oh! Lord,deliver us from nym.pho IJN.
12- 5am. Na Evangelism or Crusade?
What a LIENUS MBA

Bros,frm ur lata post.U said even ur mum gbadun the girl.
That's girl is ur wife.If u bring some1 else them go reject her.
Love her,care for her n neva cheat on her.Ur destiny is tied to hers.
If u like believe it or not,na u sabi

Keep calm bro,u ll soon find out.Dnt feel uncomfortable before ur woman.
BTW u should have known the kind pops u have na?Jst be observant,if sometyn strange dey,U go know.

Joshuadon:
future possible tense...

Impossible only to myopics/punks

Grammar!!!!!!

Joshuadon:
future possible tense...

Impossible only to myopics/punks

Grammer!!!!!!

Joshuadon:
When will NPF & our security agencies transcend from this abysmal state to a more competent stand! When will we record a better security by this forces! I don't want to believe that it's irremediable,if other country can do this, then NIG will, i somewise don't push all blames to NPF when all they possess are archaic weaponry updated eons ago,how then do u go after well-armed robbers that will be suicidal.! OUR Government should provide all neccessary/sophiscated weaponry to our gentlemen,OUR forensic/intelligent sector is as good as dead! How then do they trail an After-crime incidence!hmmm....WE WILL GET THERE!!!

FUTURE IMPOSSIBLE TENSE

9ce 1. I admire the professionalism exhibited by the armed robbers.They were gallant n damn skillful.
There modus operandi reminds me of Hollywood Movies.
It therefore mean our Men in black need step up their game than collecting #20 @ check points n inflicting pains on innocent citizenry.

If only she was a male.She would have bee so handsome.
Jst thank God cos u are fearfully made by ur creator-GOD

Father,I thank u for the help tis woman is getting.
Lagos State Government
Nairalanders,
OP
GOD ll not leave u guys alone.
Tis is hope for the hopeless

Maximus85:
Brainwashed and blinded. Comparing a tree to a human. How more dumb can people get.

as if the fig tree aint a creation of the creature.
Mumu. The fig tree wasn't the cus of its fruitlessness bt it ws cursed cos Jesus needed a fruit frm it n found non.So in anger He cursed it.
I support Bishop Oyedepo cursing tose thieves like U

Feranmicharles:
Jesus never cursed


Rather,He'd pray.


Modified: to those of you referring to the fig tree yeah jesus cursed the tree,cos it didnt bring out fruit while he's hungry,besides it a tree

Dnt worry wen they kidnap ur rotten head,u shud pray for them then.
Jesus cursed the fig tree

raayah:
Whaat? This Soldier is not a man. He is a woman-wrapper. How dare he bend down and Fix a child's shoe? That is a woman's job. Women take care of the children.

He should be removed from the Army.

If he wants to be feminine. He should go to America and hangout with the gays.

/sarcasm

@ ur pix. U look like a Somalian pig wey wana chop shi.T
U aint a woman bt a piece of sh.iT

She be like forbidden fruit!!!
See wor wority!!!
Worwor bail up her

This pix sweet like afternoon matinee. ll view season II @ nyte!
Ukwu don suffer

Bros,u need 3 days fasting + hot prayers.
Those Witch for Ur village wan finish u rau rau.
Them wan remote u come naija make them jst complete ur mata.
If u like come. OYO

Everytyn na devil.
Even devil is so sick n tired of lies levied against him all the tyme.
Every little tyn ;devil.
My condolence goes to Insiek.
Life imprisonment all the way


Prayer point: Lord Jesus,pls don't let my ROD lead to prison bt prosperity IJN

Though emotions,Bt the man is to be blamed.
Couples should neva joke with their marital vows cos it's sacred.
If I as a man know my emotional challenges;I would rather not accept a maid than commit adultery.
Therefore,I enjoin all MEN -O-PAUSE

I hate wen my friend leaves the chat room wit informing me or probably slept off during chatting. I hate the second 1 badly.

Mrs Osinbanjo: Ur excellency,which kind mess be tis
Mrs Buhari: hahahahahah, na Saint Obi

River State experiences Rivers of casualty.
Ogogro na u cus am o

Royalty1:
This is to say a Big Thank You to all those who attended the event,
to Nairaland for this opportunity to share,
to the MODs who moved this to frontpage,
to everyone who also took time to view this thread,
and to God Almighty, the giver and sustainer of Life; It is to him alone that all glory belongs.

To all those who are praying for a glorious day like this, may God grant your requests in his perfect time.
To all those who are already married, May God keep your home and bless you richly.

Thank you all from my beautiful Queen and my humble self.

God bless you.

NB.
We had our Honeymoon at the Obudu Mountain Resort.
With my wife's permission, I will be posting pictures from the "moon" on another thread soon to encourage tourism to the resort.
Enjoy your day.

Bros o,Ur level pure die.Vacancy dey ur work place ni cos u gallant well.
I no dey joke o.Holla me cos u fit be my angel. Windsow@gmail.com
God go too bless una marriage according to psalm 23 IJN

CR77:
So lovely



But the guy shoe no be here oo

I swear u be Bini chick. Ur lingua na mehn!!!
Oba ha to pe e!
ISe!!!