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AdvertsRe: Business Sense For Bulk SMS Business by winetapper: 6:07am On Nov 23, 2015
On this rock I would build 10 story building grin
Business To BusinessRe: Newly Found Shipping Agent For China Importers - Tested And Proven by winetapper: 1:58pm On Nov 22, 2015
Preciousone4ril:
Uche is unreliable. A 1kg goods I needed sent via express has still not gotten to me since 7th of November.
Bookiemart01:
I do not think this is entirely correct. I shipped about 5 packages through him this week and communication with Uche has been smooth so far. I never met Lilly because i think she left him before i started using their services. I think its a communication gap between you and him.
You see what am saying
Some days are like that sometimes luck
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Awon Werey 100% by winetapper: 1:54pm On Nov 22, 2015
ipledge10:
I have been to London to see the queen
tongue
London for what?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Awon Werey 100% by winetapper: 6:29am On Nov 22, 2015
JeffreyJamez:
That village boy lol
ipledge10:
winetapper
tongue


Where have you been bro.. grin
HealthRe: Help !!! Help Save Light; A Great Fighter by winetapper: 7:06pm On Nov 21, 2015
dominique:
It's on now.
Am very very grateful
cheesy
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of People You Would See In A Club House :D by winetapper(op): 7:04pm On Nov 21, 2015
ClassCaptain:
I went to Club last night and I was surprised when a guy walked up to me and told me " Have u received The Lord Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour ??

I was like WTF ?? in d club.. Na bouncer carry d Wrrey Comot

Boo Osin

grin

Lwkmd

You for tell am say na the same thing carry am come club that night carry you come too grin
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of People You Would See In A Club House :D by winetapper(op):
Also confused pastors
Trying to win souls and end up selling his soul to the devil cry

















. Help us save baby light your 200 naira would make a difference
Thanks in advance

Click on my signature for more info and verification
HealthRe: Help !!! Help Save Light; A Great Fighter by winetapper: 6:48pm On Nov 21, 2015
Romance10 Types Of People You Would See In A Club House :D by winetapper(op): 6:44pm On Nov 21, 2015
1.The female advertisers.
 You would see this category marketing their wares,dancing,twerking,in
other for you to me entised by their wares and patronise them for the
night.
2.The Boss
 They are always in one corner on sofa sipping champagne, and buying
people drinks,spending money..
** to be a Boss sweet sha smiley **
3.The Male buyers/Admirers
 This are the custormers so they have to examine well, they are the
ones the female advertisers twerk for, they just sit or stand in one
corner and observe !

4.The fake dancers.
 This category of people would stand by the corner and watch people
dance while they nod their heads and shaking their body, you be
thinking they have this killer dance step.. But when the Dj provokes
them with their best music and they display their dance step
 I be like "" so nah the dance be this ""
.
5. The gays/les
 This ones would be by the corner observing the same sex, even
dancing,rocking, and touching their bodies as if their lifes depends
on it..
6. Clubbers.
This ones are just in club to enjoy,dance and relieve them self of
some stress,dancing,drinking responsibly and leaving at the right
time.
.
7. Staffs
 This category are not to club but assist the club, with boucers
ensuring security,bar man supplying drinks,cleaners ensuring neatness
and Dj killing the beat
8 . Gamers
 This lighten up the environment by starting up club games like devils
basket,snooker,card games.
9 . Gate crashers
 They know actually that one has to pay to gain entrance but you see
them at the gate trying their luck..
10 . Spectators.
 They dont participate in anything the look at those dancing like they
are Judges, mostly girls cos they had free entrance
11. The foreigners.
 You know they are foreigners by their skin colour and they way they
dance.. They dont day with the corresponding dance step..they dont
know when the music will stop or begin.. When ever their home song is
then played you see them daning with all thier strenght and right
dance step to show its their song..

12.Feel free to add yours cheesy
HealthRe: Help !!! Help Save Light; A Great Fighter by winetapper: 6:02pm On Nov 21, 2015
Who is with me..
sad angry
Ok then
HealthRe: Help !!! Help Save Light; A Great Fighter by winetapper: 11:52am On Nov 21, 2015
Today is weekend.
6pm
Romance section
Please stay close
PoliticsRe: 58 Quotable Quotes Of Goodluck Jonathan As He Turns 58 by winetapper: 11:49am On Nov 21, 2015
zikmarty:
cheesy
how u dey nau
me dey bro..
And you
PoliticsRe: 58 Quotable Quotes Of Goodluck Jonathan As He Turns 58 by winetapper: 7:43am On Nov 21, 2015
zikmarty:
ah paadi mi,long time no see.
na your eye be this?
noooo na my left toe grin tongue
HealthRe: 8 Powerful Fruits For Better Living by winetapper: 7:41am On Nov 21, 2015
My signature shocked
CelebritiesRe: Adorable Photos: Mikel Obi Plays With His Twin Girls (photos) by winetapper: 9:53pm On Nov 20, 2015
huh
HealthRe: Help !!! Help Save Light; A Great Fighter by winetapper: 9:47pm On Nov 20, 2015
Funjosh:
So we have a Winetapper and Palmwinetapper lipsrsealed
Chicken and Egg which is first?
TravelRe: 10 Ways Nigerians With Incomplete Document Survive Abroad by winetapper(op): 9:12pm On Nov 20, 2015
MrCork:
...move yor candle closer if u dont hav eletricity an re read yor sacomatic thread again...you said it!(no ofeense) angry
Hmm I heard you drive range Rover sport €20000 cash and you live in peckam??
HealthRe: Help !!! Help Save Light; A Great Fighter by winetapper: 9:09pm On Nov 20, 2015
GHoJes:
Oga you do well o!
Sorry i'm just coming here now.

Please give people enough notice, if possible 24hrs not few minutes. Also dont add number or clue to the topic that give it away as list, people are tired of seeing lists, more numbers scare people. Something like ways to or how to... would do well than 10 ways.... Lastly tag more of the people on this thread that have contributed to your like thread in the past like olowokere*, favouredga*, seunk** etc
.
Noted thanks
HealthRe: Help !!! Help Save Light; A Great Fighter by winetapper: 9:07pm On Nov 20, 2015
seunkeji5:
palmwinetapper topic is already on front page oo
Moz22:
lol..we all know it palm..do u have to add it??
grin
Madam Dominique am grateful
TravelRe: 10 Ways Nigerians With Incomplete Document Survive Abroad by winetapper(op): 8:52pm On Nov 20, 2015
MrCork:
....all u homebase people who never been outter that nigeria but yet u hav the othervcity to diss us Londoners who r ten times berra than u...hav more moiney than u....and worse of all..can take yor women anytime we want.. I lie? (No ofeense) angry
Read the post well i didn't refer to any country
TravelRe: 10 Ways Nigerians With Incomplete Document Survive Abroad by winetapper(op): 8:49pm On Nov 20, 2015
[s]
MrCork:
^^an this is comin from a livin ting who call himsef wine taper....who never even been outer that nigeria! undecided
[/s] Crap undecided
TravelRe: 10 Ways Nigerians With Incomplete Document Survive Abroad by winetapper(op): 8:47pm On Nov 20, 2015
crisycent:
Your no. 1 is wrong. It's easy to spot someone easily at night. Movement is during the day when the city is packed with people, it is easy to "mix up".
no they are on duty during that hour
TravelRe: 10 Ways Nigerians With Incomplete Document Survive Abroad by winetapper(op): 8:43pm On Nov 20, 2015
yommen:
Eyah! God will see you through. But try as much as possible not to invest much of your income there but rather have investments back home in Nigeria so that of you get caught and deported(which I don't pray for) you won't be the loser of everything. You would have had enough back home.
Thank you am very grateful for this..
God would see you through too Amen cheesy
TravelRe: 10 Ways Nigerians With Incomplete Document Survive Abroad by winetapper(op): 5:49pm On Nov 20, 2015
hotboz:
Nice one OP.. You've been there right?? grin
Deejavuu:
Nice one op. But were you at anytime an illegal immigrant, your description sha tongue
I did number 7 today grin
BusinessRe: Say No To Aliexpress And Alibaba Importation (But Other Great Chinese Sites). by winetapper: 5:46pm On Nov 20, 2015
AleAirHub:
So you want to claim that you don't know the meaning of those words abi infact your name is now Outdated modern digital Winetapper... grin grin
laugh wan kill me cheesy cheesy cheesy grin cheesy grin see titles
BusinessRe: Say No To Aliexpress And Alibaba Importation (But Other Great Chinese Sites). by winetapper: 2:54pm On Nov 20, 2015
AleAirHub:
Good Afternoon Modern Winetapper For These Great Reminder And For While Now i Have Been Busy With My Karatu , ọmụmụ grin , -ẹrọ grin. So It Has Been Really Stressful And Everything Been Resolved.....
Many Questions Has Been And i Will Take Few Of My Time To Use Screenshot To Explain In Behalf For Better Understanding...
See You Guys Shortly...
please when you come back explain what is omumu ,ero,and karatu
grin
HealthRe: Help !!! Help Save Light; A Great Fighter by winetapper: 2:50pm On Nov 20, 2015
charix:

Does this money not have an end? N800k and it's almost a year or two now I've been seeing this.
sir its not almost a year please right now she and baby light are now in India for the surgery .
Please we would need your support to help baby light..
Cc Fun josh
Aminat
Donald
Ghones
Etc
PoliticsRe: 58 Quotable Quotes Of Goodluck Jonathan As He Turns 58 by winetapper: 1:52pm On Nov 20, 2015
zikmarty:
just look at quote 3 and 5,you'll know we really had a president who really cared and wished his people well if not for the too many enemies flighting against his administration
,Gej was our Moses...let's hope Gmb will be our joshua
cool
CelebritiesRe: Linda Ikeji Blogging Inside Her Room (pictured) by winetapper: 1:27pm On Nov 20, 2015
[size=15pt] hmm Have you donated for baby light if not please click on my signature

Thanks in advance[/size]
viviangist4:
Very Soon u may see my Own By The Grace of God #VIVIANGIST
HealthRe: Help !!! Help Save Light; A Great Fighter by winetapper: 1:18pm On Nov 20, 2015
TravelRe: 10 Ways Nigerians With Incomplete Document Survive Abroad by winetapper(op): 1:13pm On Nov 20, 2015
iamkingzlee:
Marry a foreigner sharp sharp, get your green card and be Legal!!! cheesy
Not every lady can hustle that for you wink tongue
Travel10 Ways Nigerians With Incomplete Document Survive Abroad by winetapper(op): 1:05pm On Nov 20, 2015
Not everyone is capable of renewing his document constantly.
And some people in the quest to go abroad end up becoming illegal immigrants.

Let's keep the ball rolling .

Disclaimer: This post is mainly for countries with strict Immigration rules

1.Most movement are done at Night.
At most times they move at night due to less attention of the officers and crowded environment.

2.Using routes with Less Control
They learn the route with less control of immigration officers even if it means them passing through the railway cheesy

3.They disguise as Citizens
They would try their possible best to dress as citizens, walk like them,talk like them and eat what they eat to reduce attention lipsrsealed

4.They learn the country accent and local language
At most times learning the country local language and speaking it fluently would help reduce unnecessary attention



5.They use Transport system at most times
Depending on their destination but to avoid had I known they use trusted taxi or bikes to make their movement which would drop them at the foot of their destination smiley


6.They are more Vigilant and Fore sighted.
If they must move my foot they are always vigilant and watchful of bends and corners. shocked

7.They are always ready to run.
Mainly for illegal immigrants when an officer at work is sighted one of the first thing is to get out of sight in other words RUN!!!! grin

8.They are mostly indoor
Since the street and environment aren't safe for them they spend most times indoors and move at night

9.They avoid trouble,and Attention.
In as much they don't have legal movement they try their possible best to avoid trouble and attention even if they are not at fault

10.illegal immigrants can add theirs grin
Written by Winetapper
Inspiration: Help save baby Light
Cc. Dominique

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