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joseph1832:

that local girl get bad mouth...girls like that remain unmarried for a long time and prone to divorce

this is strong

My name is Dele and I am based in Lagos, Nigeria. My main problem in life is my bad habit of stealing meat from people's pots. I can remember vividly I did this times without number when I was growing up, and was being chastised by my mum so many times. But this never seemed to stop me.

Now am grown, in my 3rd year in the University and I don't seem to have shed this problem as I regularly take meat from my hostel's mates pots.

I was caught at a point in time by a lady, but she pitied me and never told anyone because I tried to convince her I had not eaten for days, but that was a lie. My parents are comfortable and so I am.

Am I being jinxed or something, or it is just something that I am born with?

Please, any good advice on what to do will be be well appreciated.

lalasticlala

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/i-cant-stop-stealing-meat-from-peoples.html

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Haaaaa Haaaaa!!!!! Some people can just go this extra mile of disgracing themselves and their family. Or what do we call this kind of public show of shame. Even if it is your lifestyle or habit, do you have to make it known to people in the public and not even in this era of social media, where happenings are caught on camera and then go viral in a very short time online.

She actually came to MacDonald to get herself some pastries and probably felt hot or maybe something turned her on. She could even be having some disorders, but notwithstanding, this could wait until she gets home. She was pictured by another customer sitting opposite her.

We learnt the incident happened in China

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/woman-caught-mastur-bating-in_10.html

Slap of LIFE

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you can imagine, see as him look like......i wonder why humans will abuse what they cant create..too bad...I made a resolution not to abuse other people again, the day i realised am not perfect as well.


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Just yesterday, the man called me and told me that I lied to him that I was a painter. He even mentioned the name of the fellow that told him that I was not a painter. I tried to convince him that I never mentioned that I was a painter. That I am only experienced in the house painting business and that I have evidence of the previous jobs I had done.
He asked me to come see him at his office this afternoon to show him the previous works I claimed to have done. I will definitely go to see him and I pray I get the job.

But I will want us all to be wary of the kind of friends we keep as this guy the man mentioned is my next house neighbor and we have been neighbourhood friends for close to 4 years now. My advice to you all is to never tell so much people about your plans until you have achieved them. Some people, in their bad thoughts, will pray you don’t achieve those plans. And since the devil lives in them, the plans might not come to fulfillment.

So be careful of evil Friends

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I really had a terrible experience with a friend yesterday and I must say it was so disheartening. I just don’t seem to understand the length some people will go to profit themselves at the expense of other people. And sometimes, they even do this to their close friends. It’s just so bad.

I am this kind of individual that trusts people so much, I hardly see lies in what other tell me, except when it is so obvious you have totally deviated from the truth. But notwithstanding, I will call this weakness of mine a blessing as it has made a lot of people open up to me and it has even helped me discern the true characters of some other people.

But what happened to me yesterday has totally changed my perspective about friends and I will want you to as well learn from it.
There is this man that is just completing his luxurious apartment in my area. And as a very sharp Las gidi boy, I approached him and told him I could help with the painting of the whole apartment. I had already written out my proposal before the meeting and he was so impressed that I was so articulate and looked experienced, even as I had never held a painting brush.

But as a graduate, I guess one of the things that qualify one as a versatile individual is the ability to think ahead and see what others don’t see.
He promised to give me the job. And I must say, my total gain after all the expenses will run up to N500,000. I was so happy and I had it in plan to also start my own house project this year.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/what-bad-friend-did-to-me-yesterday.html

lalasticlala

Information reaching blackberrybabes.com is that 2 female corp members deployed to the NYSC Orientation Camp in Nassarawa state have been decamped as a result of their engagement in Lesbianism acts.

The 2 love birds were caught after light out at the Maami Market, located within the orientation camp, kissing and romancing each other. It was said that one of the mates already had her white shorts below her kneels while her other make was busy working on her womanliness and kissing her at the same time.

They were caught by the soldiers on patrol and were reported to the Camp Commandant, who eventually reported to the NYSC State Coordinator.

The situation of the camp, as reported by an eye witness, is quite tense as there seems to be a shortage of male corp members currently deployed to the state. He claimed that of the total 2500 corp members deployed to the state, just 884 are male, while the rest are female.

Hmmmmm!!!!!!!!

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/2-female-corp-members-caught-in.html

lalasticlala

Selena Gomez? That good girl that used to wear a "Purity Ring". OHHHH!!! How time flies and changes some people. She was on tour over the weekend and decided to show her fans a new side of herself.

She flinged her clothes and gave fans a closer look of her body. Though she was in a thong, a body fitted naked-toned thong. Selena? I didn't believe this until I saw this.

Well, it is called show biz and it is one of the things female celebrities capitalize on to linger in the minds of their fans.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/selena-gomez-undressed-herself-during.html

so inspiring

Senator Dino Melaye posted a picture of himself hawking groundnut in Abuja and captioned the photo

"I sold and hawked like this too, keep your dream alive, you can and will make it"

What a word from the Senator. Well, it's quite inspiring, irrespective of where it's coming from. Anyone can make it, just like in the words of Patoranking " Nobody wey no fit to make am oooo"

Just stick to your dream and it will come to pass.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/senator-dino-melaye-shares-photo-him.html

lalasticlala

WHO BE THOSE OTHER PEOPLE.

THEIR COUSINS

Stuntkid172:
No go find work do. U dey here dey resemble BabaNla and the main nigga dey dere dey collect him pay.
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Collect some sence from ya pastor today in church.
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Am sorry to quote you, Ayo Banks is doing very much fine in Lagos as well. I know him wella

cute, I must say

so romantic

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Nigerians are really stepping up their romantic game these days. Something you wouldn’t have thought possible some years ago happened this afternoon right in the middle of a busy road in Yaba, Lagos.

We all thought it was a movie or photoshoot (due to the presence of the photographer) when this man went down on one knee and proposed to his girlfriend! At that moment, the whole traffic stopped. That was when we knew it’s real life. Even the policewoman directing traffic
had no choice but to watch in amazement. It happened at Agnes junction close to St. Dominic Catholic church/Our Lady’s secondary school.


It was later gathered that the guy had spoken to the traffic warden about his intention before he went ahead so the warden helped him steer away traffic for the minutes it’d take him to do his "stunt". If not, with the kind of crazy driving in Lagos ehn, one vehicle would just com’an hit them without caring that it’s love they are doing…

Did I mention the lady said Yes with a big blush on her chocolate face? Of course she did! Who won’t, after that elaborate effort just to propose. Abi how many girls get proposed to in the middle of Lagos traffic I just hope the girl didn’t say YES just to avoid a scene because trust Nigerians, they would insult her ehn, like, “You are ungrateful...after all the wahala the guy has gone through to stage this...You just go and embarrass him like that...You will not find a man like this again…" bla bla bla...

Anyway, congrats to them.

To guys out there planning on doing public and elaborate proposals like this, please please and please, stylishly find out if your girl is comfortable with public proposal or if she’s even ready to marry you sef. Not every girl digs public display. So don’t go and fall your own hand o! A word…(pls complete).

Photo credit: @ekwem

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/nigerian-guy-proposes-to-his-girlfriend.html

MTCHEWW, NA HIM GO HELP AM CHOP SLAP ?

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Yorubasgreat:
Silly and desperate people.. Is this FFK facebook page?
You zombies should continue with your foolishness till you all drown..

He's got a name change. Be informed

This is simply what I call creativity in Disability. This young girl was born without hands and she went to to beat her peers who have both hands, in nothing but a writing competition. What a great use of one's disability.


But how can someone without hands the most beautiful handwriting? Well, Anaya Ellick proved that you can achieve your dreams through hard work.
Anaya holds her pencil in between her two arms and stands at her desk, in order to have the proper angle for her to write.
She chose to teach herself this method rather than learn to use prosthetics.

As the principal of Greenbrier Christian Academy in Chesapeake, Tracy Cox, told ABC News: ‘There is truly very little that this girl cannot do.’
‘She is a hard worker. She is determined. She is independent.
‘She is a vivacious and a no-excuses type of young lady.’
It was Cox who entered Anaya for the Nicholas Maxim Special Award for Excellence in Manuscript Penmanship.

The national Handwriting Contest is an annual event sponsored by Zaner-Bloser to promote legible handwriting, and Anaya managed to win first prize.
Anaya’s parents, Bianca and Gary admit, are incredibly proud of their daughter, who they said has always been precocious – tying her shoes, getting herself ready, and attempting to do things herself before asking for help, MailOnline reports.

The young teen is doing amazingly well. Her parents have expressed confidence in her ability to overcome her impairment, which she continues to do each day.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/this-7-year-old-girl-borne-without.html

Jadekitana:
Please note that this thread doesn't have any intention of castigating the female folks but if you fall under these category you better start amending your ways because it's becoming annoying to me.

1) when you take them out, they bring out their phones and start snapping the food: what the hell is that? Are you that hungry? Can't you have some decorum in public? They act as though they have never seen an exotic dish in their full life. Next thing is to start looking for nylon to wrap the meat with the excuse that they can't finish it. When it comes to using cutlery they flop, you see them battling with the knife and fork. Some would put the fork on the right hand and still be feeling cool. Smh

2) They spend so much on makeup: yes with empty pockets yet they buy very expensive makeup. A friend bought a mac powder for 13k recently and was begging me to lend her money, who does that? What's the point using iman, mac, inglot, sleek, orekelewa etc when you can't pay your rent or eat properly. They always make mouth about using expensive makeups, don't let that deceive you, they are broke!!!

3) They go to expensive restaurants in group: 6girls on a table with a bottle of sprite and a plate of steak meat in a bad ass place like hardrock cafe? When they see you placing orders and swiping your card with ease they feel intimidated. You can't compare someone who leaves the house 5am everyday to work their ass off to you who spends your time chatting and doing nothing! A miracle can't happen.

4) They use really expensive phones: if i'm in a ladies hangout and you trying to impress me with your phone, I look at your hair, your handbag, your nails, your vocabulary, how you comport yourself, how you eat, what you wearing.....if all these added makes 10percent outa 100 sorry you trying too hard to fit in, you are broke!

5) They always snap pics in cars and hotel bathrooms: if I dare see multiple hotels pics as your dp, I delete that person instantly. A hotel bathroom isn't an office, the front seat of cars isn't an investment. Taking selfies in cars doesn't make you posh, how about owning one yourself? Quit the childish act today, thank me later.

6) They use fake leg chains: sorry babe if your leg chain ain't gold, you are broke! You can't be sampling a gutter used leg chain you bought from balogun and be acting big. By the way has your leg chain helped you? Those 5 piercings you'v got in your ears have they connected you? Did you decorate those piercings with gold earrings or cheap metals? Better look for a way to seal them up.

7) They worship boyfriends: sorry a relationship is cute and all but you can't be jobless and idle and be talking about boo, boyfriend, man crush 247. What do you bring to the table? Boobs and ass? A good fvck? Thrashy! Trust me, he would dump you for a lady who has focus. Build your pocket first before a relationship!

Last but not the least, they are always on nairaland. Biko what are you always doing here? Fighting every Tom, dick and Harry? Imagine me going through threads created since Monday and some particular ladies are always insulting people 247 on every thread, don't you ladies have shame? After miss nairaland what next? You go back to empty pockets, dirty pants, unkept hair, smelling armpits(yes that's what happens when you hold your phones 247) the height of joblessness! Get busy my friend! Go and register in a saloon, makeup school or something. Y'all are beginning to disgrace young ladies here! You can't spend your life online 247, in 5years time ask yourself what you'v achieved.

*drops pen* where's my Mafia manager? I need to read that book again.

Please note that this thread doesn't have any intention of castigating the female folks but if you fall under these category you better start amending your ways because it's becoming annoying to me. ....Hiannnnnn.....are you the ladies' custodian or their God..Better use ur time write better thing and don't come here forming posh or rich. Everyone get their attitude/behaviour, even richer people will still do all you highlighted

I SENSE PRIDE.... FVCK OFF

MAYBE THE NAILS CAN SCRATCH GOLD OUT OF THE GROUND

nothing dey happen Sir Famo, go first

Leave them to God ke? Do you leave a Government's agency to God? You have been invited by them knowing you to be a crafty man. They suspected you might want to elope, hence the need to take precautions against that.

Relax Mr Femi, it's just an interview. Who knows, they might give you a job if you pass.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/see-femi-fani-kayodes-reaction-to-efccs.html

lalasticlala

Records indeed.
see my SIGNATURE joor

that one only?

[size=25pt]THERE IS A BIG CHANGE IN THE AIR[/size]
In ABEOKUTA

ATA RODO (10 BALLS) - N200 FORMELY N50

RICE (1 BOWL) - N500 FORMERLY N200

GARRI (1 BOWL) - N200 FORMERLY N100

PALM OIL (1 BOTTLE) - N300 FORMERLY N150

BEANS - I NO DEY CHOP THAT ONE

SALARY - N70,000 FORMERLY N70,000 (THE ONLY CHANGE WE HAVE NOT SEEN YET, HOPEFULLY IT DOUBLES TOO)

amuokuko:
Do gayz marry the opposite sex

kile leyi nso

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