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olihilistic:
baba God o pick up the call emi nofe wa range
Dangote get meji

You know what the guy and Olajumoke did...Just go to front of Channels TV and do something creative as welll...could be ur turn

See What A Nigerian Woman Hid In A Bible To Send To Her Children In The UK

See the way a Nigerian mother packaged gala inside a study Bible for her kids who reside abroad. Those kids must have been lover of gala because I am so certain there are better sausages over there in the UK.

Loolz

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/only-nigerian-mother-can-do-this.html

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This monitor Lizard was killed around my Estate in Lekki this afternoon and funny enough, these guys didn't waste time to kill it. Well in this time of austerity, anything goes and besides, this is bush meat, I heard they are much more nutritious than the meat we eat.

yummmmy for you!!!!!

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/monitor-lizard-captured-in-lekki-today.html

1. Minister of Darkness.
Achieved this feat by generating 0 megawatt despite generating power not being rocket science, putting his name in the Nigerian Guinness book of records.

Area of specialization: Building toll gates, increasing tariffs, installing fixed charges, and planting flowers.

2. Minister of Masquerades.
Achieved this feat by proposing to Nigerians to start dressing masquerades as a means of entrepreneurship. Proposed that Nigerians can dress as much as 1000 masquerades on a daily basis.

However he could have done better by asking his son to come and demonstrate to Nigerians how to become successful entrepreneurs as a masquerade dresser.
Area of specialisation: Blaming previous government

3. Minister of Magicians.
Achieved this feat when he mentioned he was not a magician...he however for got he was appointed to solve problems for Nigerians.

His actions however with his Yoyo decisions have shown that having a PHD does not mean you can function well if you are made the head of an organisation. Adding 12.97 to 87.5 and getting 145, Magic!

4. Minister of Pencils.
He achieved this feat when he said Nigerians will start manufacturing pencils in 2018. The highlight of his ministry. He is very excited of this feat.


5. Minister of English.
Achieved this feat upon appointment. Speaks English more than Her Majesty the Queen, however, has not been able to provide any sustainable financial policy framework to take the country fwd.
Area of specialization: Speaking English

Pls feel free to add to the this list of active ministers if you know any.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/list-of-active-ministers-in-buharis.html

lalasticlala

Nigerians no get chill at all. Even if we all know that Solidstar wasn't that handsome, at least he is now rich and has been transformed a little. How can you make a drawing of someone to look different from who he is and not only that, to look much like a crying monster.

What interests me so much was Solidstar's reaction to the painting in the chat he was having with his associate "abeg make the person end there" That truly got me laughing

Well, make the person put in more effort in his talent. Whoever he or she is can always do better.

See how other people reacted to the drawing of the Isoko born Nigerian star. for more

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/see-how-guy-drew-solidstar-and-made-him.html

lalasticlala

boldkelvin:
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Today my blog gets nothing less
With this strategy alone, you can move from 500 pageviews to 5000 daily. This is not bad for a start.

Facebook group or facebook page: which is better for Blog promotion

Facebook groups are better because they have a wider reach unlike pages that are restricted and not shown to all that like ur page

I wont be able to explain how delighted I am to be sharing this with you. I happen to be a struggling blogger as well when it comes to traffic generation. Not that I was not getting good traffic, I was but it had to do with a lot of promotion on different platforms.

Sometimes, I even had to pay for Facebook ad, but it wasn't really enough for me. It was eating deep into my pocket. And the blog has not started making much money like that.

Some of my promotional strategies is posting on diverse facebook groups, but how long will I continue with that. It was so much stressful and what I later realised about Facebook group posting is that the reach of your posts are limited, except if you are the admin of the group.

Now what I am about to reveal with you is an expository post and it is a realisation that you can't blog if you don't have money. Yes, I can boldly tell you that.

I was simply going through a post on facebook when a guy claims to be getting 30,000 pageviews daily from facebook alone. I wonder where all this wizards get their ideas. I got in touch with him and he told me something that has changed the life of my blog as I write.

He said he has a group of about 500,000 members and that is where he shares all his blog posts and the traffic keeps on pouring in.

I asked if he had any group up for sale and he introduced me to someone. The guy had me cough out a lump sum of money and he transffreed ownership to me.

Today my blog gets nothing less than 30,000 daily pageviews from facebook.

You can also do that or better still liaise with someone that has a group and they could make you admin. Or if they can't trust you ae admin, they can help you place your links on the facebook group, although you guys might need to reach some agreements, but you have to ensure you have great and catchy posts.

With this strategy alone, you can move from 500 pageviews to 5000 daily. This is not bad for a start.

If you have questions, you can ask and I will gladly respond.

Thanks
this is the group www./blackberrybabes

6digitscomrade:
op u be kingpin mumu enterprises bleep u and the mods if u be ibo...no send just got back from 2weeks ban..point must be made and i know sane hommies still on nairaland..show us ur personal zoo..or shut d f.up...do u even know how sweet a croc is??cuz u dont know how to enjoy enjoy good aquatic foods we shud wail alongside ur randy assabeg dey ur lane jorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

smh

tooo bad

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www.blackberrybabes.com

This baby Croc was caught in my estate this afternoon and the guys are putting it up for sale. Won't that be an endangered specie as it is a Wild stock, which is better reported to a government agency and then taken to the appropriate center for proper care.

When will people's orientation be changed towards wild animals caught in their vicinity. I think the government has a responsibility of enlightening the masses about this.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/baby-crocodile-caught-in-lekki-today.html

You won't believe how this old woman is been able to get the dabbing skill. She did it so perfectly you would think she had invented the trend.

Hmmmm!!!! Mama, you still dey there oooo

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/see-how-this-old-woman-is-dabbing-with.html

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www.blackberrybabes.com

Guys, beware, because what some girls do is to Photoshop a*ss, flat tummy and big boobs into their real pictures just to get more likes and comments on social media. This trend is particularly popular on Instagram.

But not to worry, one thing about editing, especially by non-experts, is that there would always be tell-tales and signs in the pic to show that "some work" had been done on it.

This particular lady (photo below) photo-shopped her a*s and tummy. How do I know?
Simple. The bent/curved edge of the cabinet (where her a*s touches) and the bent/curved edge of the fridge (aftermath of the editing done to flatten her tummy)


This second picture of the girl further underscores the a*s and tummy e-surgery done...



....The bent railings are the sell-outs! She even tried to cover up her "work" by blurring the rail by her tummy but we still saw her work...LOL



I really can't blame these IG girls tho, the struggle to have the perfect picture for the likes is really suffocating especially for those who call themselves "IG Models".

But don't think it's just them. Even some real life celebrities have been caught with photo-shopped pictures. Granted, Kim Kardashian and all her clan (who these girls are trying to emulate) spend loads of cash to get the perfect body through cosmetic surgery but for celebs ones that can't do plastic/cosmetic surgery to adjust their body shape in real life.

There was this pic of Toolz she posted last year that showed her hips were photo-shopped to be larger than normal.

So there you have it guys, you want the biggest ukwu, the big b**bs and perfect figure eight? Just know that nothing is real anymore. Welcome to the digital age!

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/guys-heres-how-to-know-that-girl.html

lalasticlala

see as her boobs look like this akara this woman is frying with her bare hand

see as the woman dey dip hand in the hot oil and nothing happened


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTSTOikKuQ4

I wonder what this world is turning into now. It seems we all going crazy as the unacceptable things happening around us are left without any tangible response given to them.

Even the oloshos that we know will not dress like this, so what category do we place this lady. This is totally crazee and should be frowned at at all cost. She is just there causing commotion in the party. I am very much certain every man over there would wanna take a peek and not concentrate, even if they were with their girlfriends.

This is what some guys go for anyway, and so I consider them all insane.

Will you allow your sister or girlfriend wear this to a public event?

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/see-what-this-lady-wore-to-party.html

An accident has just happened under the Ijora Bridge, a suburb of Lagos. The accident involved a Trailer whose driver was said to have lost control of the wheels due to over speeding.

It was so unfortunate that three people were killed instantly by the said trailer and the driver escaped without showing any sympathy to the people he hit.

Passers-by at the scene of the incident tried to offer assistance to the victims, but it seemed too late as the 3 dead were seriously hit and were said to have died instantly. Some other people were injured as well and care is already being administered to those injured.

What a great loss. We pray for the departed souls and hope the law catches up with the culprit

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/accident-involving-trailer-under-ijora.html

One would expect an English textbook publish by such a global publishing house like Macmillan to be error-proof but alas!

According to Macmillan and their editors, the past tense of "Catch" is "Catched"! SMH!! I saw this while going through the textbook of an 8-year-old neighbour


The biggest letdown is that a textbook meant to teach Primary school pupils proper grammar such a cheap blunder was found.

This cannot be regarded as a typographical error. It's a totally unacceptable grammatical error from the publishers.

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/see-deadly-blunder-made-by-macmillan-in.html

lalasticlala

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www.blackberrybabes.com

omo, na die oooo

I hope we are not in the worst times in the history of this country. Wetin I dey talk self? This is definitely not the best of times for Nigerians, across all strata of life - both the rich and the poor are complaining and I must say, it is getting out of hand.

Now the Mega Mart in the countries all over are going bankrupt and running out of stock massively. A friend in Onitsha called me the other day on how some shelves are scanty within the newly opened SHOPRITE store in that city. I thought he was exaggerating. Now I have experienced same.

I was at Shoprite this afternoon to pick up some groceries, when I was told they didn't have much of what I wanted. This had never happened to me before in my entire life of shopping at the Mega Mall.

This is a time for Nigerians to begin to react to the high cost of items in the market.

Could the Foreign exchange rate be biting so hard?

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/shoprites-shelves-are-getting-empty.html

lalasticlala

no be small thing oooo

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I know a lot of ladies out there get these a lot: a guy you probably know only on social media would be "toasting" you for some time, then you decide to play along just for the fun of it by flirting back and the next thing you know, he's asking you to send nudes! Imagine, asking you to send nudes as if it's nothing...

Even if he was your boyfriend, you'll still think twice not with the recent trend of f*ckboys leaking ladies' nudes online once you break up with them or even using it to threaten you whenever there's small disagreement...

This sharp girl after being pestered by a "Twitter boyfriend" to send nudes, and since he refused to take NO for an answer, she decided to oblige and send him this...

Abi, she nor ty? Shebi iz nude he wants..? ehn-hen now. She gave him NOOD...LOL!

Guys if you get this from a girl you were expected real nudes from, how would you react??

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/lmao-see-what-lady-sent-to-guy.html

lalasticlala

Super talented artiste, David Adeleke, aka Davido threw a grand party to celebrate his beautiful daughter, Imade who turned a year older on the 14th, May, 2016.

However, from our source it was learnt that Davido’s babymama, Ms. Sophie Momodu was ‘bounced’ from the party which held at her grandfather’s residence at Esther Adeleke Street, Lekki Phase 1, Lagos.

The event was graced by celebrities like Tiwa Savage, DOTUN of Cool FM, Peter Okoye and some other top celebrities who all came with their kid(s).

Well... Ms Sophie's picture was not seen

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/davidos-baby-mama-reportedly-bounced.html

ijebu2020:
Op am sorry for you if I am one of the Mods on NL I Will ban you for one year so you can stop your passign wrong stupid gists on Nairaland.
You such a big lazy liar.....how can you say it is one lazy lie lie article that made Kesh post what he posted .you really fell my hand oooo the little guy dont even know if you or the other mofo blackberrybabes are in existence hes making his money and progressing ...you and your fellow are here lazy looking for job all you can do is one lazy gossip blogg..well make unna continue.........I pray may Kesh snatch your wife or girlfriend ..hissss

Well, you at least know blackberrybabes... For your Info...Lil Kesh used to live in my estate in Lekki Phase I. What he drives is what my Lil Cousin drives, you think ama hungry blogger....am blogging for fun dude...

"Aliko Dangote was born into a wealthy home in Kano. He got his first degree in Cairo, Egypt. He had always loved trading , and reports say he hawked sweets even as a primary school child , even though his family was wealthy. Dangote is really a very humble person even by the confessions of people who have interacted with him.

But Dangote is not the only hardworking Nigerian. He is not the only humble person around . He is probably not the most business savvy in Africa. But he is certainly the richest Blackman in the world. His companies employ over 11 , 000 people directly – not to mention , distributors, contractors and other vendors who depend on his businesses to thrive . Dangote is a blessing to humanity.
There is no family in Nigeria today that does not have a Dangote product in their home. If it is not sugar, then it is salt or the house you are living in was built with a Dangote Cement . Everyone has something to do with his business , so like Job he earns a little off everyone and that is the way to get wealthy.

Dangote is the 23 rd richest person in the world and is said to be the second most powerful African alive . The question is how did Dangote attain such a height ? Yes, you can’ t take away his hard work and business acumen, but that is only the starting point. The answer will not be found in the Forbes Magazine or on Wikipedia. The answer is in the verse of scripture quoted above : If you are willing and obedient you will eat the good of the land .

Sometime in the early 90 s Dangote had an encounter that set his foot on the path of destiny. Archbishop Benson Idahosa had some guests who needed to travel back urgently from Benin to Lagos to catch up their flight to the US . Unfortunately by the time the Archbishop took his guests to the airport they were told that the last flight for the day was overbooked and not a single seat was available. As a matter of fact , the passengers have boarded and were about to take off. Idahosa asked for the plane to be delayed a few minutes and walked to the tarmac where he was allowed to address the passengers. He pleaded with them about the desperate situation of his guests and asked that two persons should donate their seats for his guests to get to Lagos .


Everyone in that plane was a Christian . Not one of them batted an eyelid. Some pretended to be asleep, some pretended to be praying and the man of God stood waiting . From the back of the plane , a young man asked the person sitting next to him to get up and together they vacated their seat for the American visitors. Idahosa stopped him in the aisle of the plane and asked , “ Youngman , what is your name and what do you do ?” “ My name is Dangote , Aliko Dangote and this is my assistant . I am a trader, a businessman .”

It was there and then, that Papa Idahosa prophesied to him that “ the World will get up for you”. He prayed that God should take his business beyond Africa and bless him beyond measure . Today God has answered that prayer . God destined that blessing for someone seated in that plane that evening. But there was a condition attached to it – Isa 1 :19 If you will only let me help you, if you will only obey , then I will make you rich! Dangote ’ s wealth today was not meant for a Christian businessman who was too proud, too fixated in his mind to offer the “flamboyant man of God”, the “prosperity preacher” his seat .

My question is, if you were there on that plane , would you have taken the blessing?
Enjoy your day.

Nothing in life is worth fighting for. Your best clothes is someone's rag,your account balance is someone's donation at a function, your girl friend/boy friend or fiance/fiancee' is someone's Ex. Every single prostitute you see in a hotel or on the street at night was at some point in time a virgin. So what is the squabble all about? Life is too small to feel bigger or better than anybody. We're all naked to death says Steve Jobs. Nothing can save us from it. I hate to see people who Brag about wealth, beauty, intelligence, level of education, fame and material possessions.

There's nothing you've achieved in life that no one else has never gotten. There's only one thing that is worth bragging which is "BELIEVE IN GOD ALMIGHTY". SO BE GOOD TO YOUR FELLOW MAN AND ALWAYS MAKE FRIENDS. Always remember that the people you trampled upon on your way up a ladder will be the same set of people you're likely to pass on your way down, so cause no problem for others because if you do, they'll become your very problem one day. Finally, even banana stems will one day become dried leaves."

- Kazeem Olatunde yusuf

http://www.blackberrybabes.com/2016/05/aliko-dangotes-humility-made-him-rich.html

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