ur story dy ginger me, immediately sch resumes, power must change hand sharpaly

Deanny:
I loyal

continue, time waits for no man

Deanny:
u don dey corrupt me too much of winna

for where? U wey dey kpash! Kpash! Chinwe ass?

PUNANIS PUNANIS PUNANIS

Deanny:
I wan be like u o

why? Oboi e no go well jare, u nid xperience

chai! I no dey sch at all, 1 pvssy i neva chaw

buksaylor001:



Broke up with my fiancee because she can't reply text messages,sent her one and couldn't get a reply.I refused calling waiting for her to reply,she called and I refused picking because I want to get her used to texting but she still couldn't reply-stalemate up till now,getting to two months.She didn't reply and I refused to pick her call till she sends the text-

wow thats serious, dude tink of wat u're doing

bros, well done, you're too much

KashyBaby:




Lol..juz imagine that's me, holding that ak-47, waiting for u while u do the shakara here on nl

that's not an AK-47 and don't ask me the name because I don't know

for some of you this post is useless while for some of us it will be really helpful

I have a question to ask you guys

what will you do if a girl that already has a boyfriend says she really really likes you and you like her too

lwise:

SIM tool kit? I don't get

just check ur menu it shld be there

go to ur sim tool kit

all I know is that we are not ugly just temporarily broke

1and 6

dats wat dey did in x men first class too Lagos did not look like the Lagos that I know even d bad guys sef

the real name is ''fruit''

i'm always like, hmmm nawa o, then i'll say to my self ''people are ugly o''

the woman is not fine sef

visitor: winna come and take me: no, thank you mum: winna, take now!! And then gives me the if you take it look.

that describes my mum, and i'm so proud of her #GodBlessNaijaMums

Smartlux:
what model is urz? Mine is c5

right now its E72

ceejay80s:
My nokia N79 is still alive and working perfectly

same

eposho:
You must be living in mud house I presume.

ya with your mum.

hahaha... Slap her

all of them, that building is a failure, it just got bent... Its not a design. Poor construction.

purge

IkennaBasilJR:
Which phone is that, model?

N79, E72 and E6

is it a trade fair or cooking competition? I don't understand o

the bro will be giving testimony in church like, my bmw somersaulted 17 times

Nne economy di bad hahahahaha... The girl is inconsiderate.

i did'nt believe it in the first place... Nigerians believing rubbish since 15BC

he Goat