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|14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by NaijaBeats(m): 3:18pm On Mar 06, 2016|
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"
2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."
3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”
5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took
first has two heads abi?”
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.
7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the channel.
When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend come here to play with you?
9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat me na.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mom send it to ten people if u love ur mom
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|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by cruzita(f): 3:32pm On Mar 06, 2016|
my momsy is guilty of all.But they are still the best. Happy mothers day to all the super moms out there.
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|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by Winna01(m): 3:53pm On Mar 06, 2016|
that describes my mum, and i'm so proud of her #GodBlessNaijaMums
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by Winna01(m): 3:57pm On Mar 06, 2016|
visitor: winna come and take me: no, thank you mum: winna, take now!! And then gives me the if you take it look.
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|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by opeyemiieblog(m): 5:23pm On Mar 06, 2016|
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by kennyman2000(m): 6:18pm On Mar 06, 2016|
in the night, she doesnt sleep but busy killing mosquitoes around my body with her bare hands. When you wake up and she asks, how's ur night and u say ''its fine''
she'll just shake her head for u and say ''u dont even know that mosquitoes were biting you''
may God bless my hustles and that of my fellow nairalanders for us to take care of our parents to our satisfactions.
Check my signature for ur customised wristband.
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|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by DeeCherry(f): 6:19pm On Mar 06, 2016|
* When she gives all she has so you could eat, never minding if she has eaten *
*When she removes her wrapper to cover you in the cold weather*
God Bless my Mum and your Mum too.
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|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by bengems(m): 6:19pm On Mar 06, 2016|
but above all, Nigerian moms are the most caring despite the strict behaviour.
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by jamex93(m): 6:19pm On Mar 06, 2016|
if she slap u, u go know say na africa!!!
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by Nobody: 6:20pm On Mar 06, 2016|
i love my mum
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|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by Babsons: 6:20pm On Mar 06, 2016|
African moms are the best
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by sukkot: 6:20pm On Mar 06, 2016|
hmmm not sure. i did more work than an american slave lmao. i think i was child abused. hmmmm
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by lekjons(m): 6:21pm On Mar 06, 2016|
you know your mom is African if you wear one single school uniform from pry 1 to 4..
if she use teeth to cut ponmo for you..
when you tell your barber you want "obama" hairstyle and she signaled to him(barber) to cut "last skin" for you.. or when she used scissors to cut of your "punk" hairstyle while you're sleeping..
when she said you're useless, that all you do is to eat, play and sleep, and later sends you to fetch water for her..
when she shows your friends your dirty underwear..
when you cause trouble and they wanted to beat/arrest you, and your dad says "let them teach him/her a lesson".. your mum open critizes you, tells everyone how useless you're for her at home, tells them how gentle your bro/sis is, and that you really deserve to be punished and after saying all that, she knee to plead on your behalf, and later say good things about u
when she is the only person left on your back and supports you when you're down, failed, tired or depressed..
kudos to all African mum.. love yall!
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|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by rawtouch: 6:21pm On Mar 06, 2016|
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by sadissbala(m): 6:21pm On Mar 06, 2016|
NaijaBeats:Am sorry for those that doesn't value and have respect for their mothers even if the mother is not alive.
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by Nobody: 6:21pm On Mar 06, 2016|
Shame on today's ladies for they exibit no single good attitude that would make the world tag them "Good Future Mothers".
I pity for our kids because those they would call "mama" are nothing but worthless b!tches.
"Excluding few, though".
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by Onyiido: 6:21pm On Mar 06, 2016|
My mum rocks, she is the best mum I have
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by zubby55(m): 6:21pm On Mar 06, 2016|
I love my mum....she is one in a million
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by reyscrub(m): 6:22pm On Mar 06, 2016|
You made me to remember my late mum's act, but only she made sure we are well satisfied b/4 she took a morsel.
Mum, I love you always even unto death. Sweet, loving and uncommon mother I love to have in afterlife if opportunity permit.
Happy mothers day to you in the bosom of your creator.
Also to my beloved wife like my mother, oniteminikansoso, Adams Sandral, I immeasurably acknowledged your indefatigable onerous service to my life, my home and my world.
I love always, happy mothers day to you my love & mother of my seeds
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by moscobabs(m): 6:23pm On Mar 06, 2016|
ruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to
child upbringing In Nigeria
Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI, IFOTI,IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN,
ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will
make you think you were adopted.
-IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs
-The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins
on the spot.
-IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you
expose those who committed the crime with you
--ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pant with ABARA being the worst...
-An advanced form of IGBAJU, is IGBAJU
OLOYI!!!. When you receive that one, you'll lose
balance and your head will go into "auto-search"
as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will
make you do all the actions of the other slaps
above at once! OH!
-IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT).
God bless our parents for the good upbringing...
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|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by MrPresident1: 6:24pm On Mar 06, 2016|
Eee Mama eee
Eee Mama eee
I will never ever forget my mother,
My Sweet Mother
Happy Mothers day to all mothers
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by Nobody: 6:25pm On Mar 06, 2016|
Lol @no.7, my mum get 1st class for dis...
Even when she's sleeping, she'll yell from her sleep dat u should not change the channel, try it first and see what will happen, den u'll know Dat truly Jesus is Lord!!!!!!
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|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by Sexytemi(f): 6:25pm On Mar 06, 2016|
so true!!!!, Love and Appreciate my beautiful mom a lot, she stood by us even when all odds were against her, she sacrificed her time, energy, sleep, peace just to see us achieve and become someone great in life..
Mom, i Love you so much, and may God keep u alive to enjoy the fruit of your labour....
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|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by eitsei(m): 6:26pm On Mar 06, 2016|
My mom is guilty as charged ..... But still the best, If all mothers were Queens, my mom will be their KING...I love you mom... Iya Abiola, Iya Olawale and finally iyawo daddy mi nikan soso
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by Fiwasayo(f): 6:28pm On Mar 06, 2016|
I love my mom,God bless all the amazing MOMS out there.
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by ayodijex(m): 6:28pm On Mar 06, 2016|
15.) she misplaces her phone and expect you to find it.
16.) when it comes to how to handle your money,she reminds you she gave birth to you hence her advice should be followed but when its a matter of what to eat,she then remembers you're old enough to decide things for yourself.
17.) when she says she's tired she's really tired,but when you say you're tired, you are only lazy and trying to dodge chores.
God bless mothers still... you can't but love them
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by Nobody: 6:28pm On Mar 06, 2016|
My mum is superb!!!!!!
Wen I was little, I used to wonder if the pot doesn't burn her hand... The funny thing about it is that dat hand if dem use am slap u, u'll see stars.
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by HoldenCaulfield(m): 6:30pm On Mar 06, 2016|
The interesting thing is that naija matters are uniform be it south or north. One hell of a funny country
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by Nobody: 6:31pm On Mar 06, 2016|
You'll be in the room sleeping, she'll yell ur name and tell you to bring her phone dat is on the table(the funny thing is dat she'll be close to the phone oooo)...
Dat thing can pain me wen I was small ehn!!!!
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by Gkemz(m): 6:33pm On Mar 06, 2016|
100% true. I concur.
|Re: 14 Attributes Of Nigeria Mothers by AyamConfidence(m): 6:34pm On Mar 06, 2016|
15) when she teaches you how to cook and speak your native language wether you are male or female
16) when she c.an cook sweet soup with just #500 our babes these days cant attempt that SMH
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