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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Frightening But Funny Stories by Witches: 5:41am On Nov 13, 2019
Onlinealaba:
Here to read comments grin but might share tho


You are here to read comment but the faulty air con you sold to me has been staying here without working , more than 5 repairs costing me more than i bargained for but still not working i pity the next fool you who will patronize you.

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Witches: 6:00pm On Nov 06, 2019
locodemy:


Yes,I sold half of my holding few months ago and today,the remaining units is offered for people to buy and enjoy.I better concentrate on the banking sector for now.

I just pray,there will be good news for Transcorp holders now and in future because what I'm sighting is not healthy enough.Never to touch a volatile stock again especially those with huge Os/dwindling profits.


VICTOR A.K.A LOCODEMY BE CAREFUL OR ELSE YOU WILL TAKE A LOSS AGAIN , WE WOU,NT PITY YOU THIS TIME .
BE WARNED
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Witches: 7:34am On Nov 01, 2019
TeeBeeBee:
Hi.

I have the following items for sale. All items are negotiable and available for immediate pickup.

1. A glass 4layers corner shelf/decor stand.
*Black
*Suitable for photo frames, potpourri, mini decors, figurines, table calenders etc
PRICE :18K

2. Freezer
*LG freezer
*209L
*White
* Big Size
*In perfect working condition
*Never been repaired or tampered with.
Price: 65k

3. A dressing table
*Made of HDF fine wood
*Brown
* Standing mirror attached
*2 side drawers attached
PRICE: 30K

4. A walldrobe
*Brown
*Made of HDF fine wood
* shoe rack attached (can be detached too)
PRICE: 40K

5. A full length mirror
* brown
* HDF wooden frame
*can be hung on the wall
*Picture available on request (no space for atrachment here)
PRICE: 15k

6. CWAY water dispenser
* Only cold water function available
* Hot water function can be fixed by buyer
*Never been repaired
*Comes with 2 refil bottles
PRICE: 15K

Call: TeeBee on 08034783163
Location: Ogudu, Lagos

Water dispenser 10k, and dressing table 15k , i can pick both if interested
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Witches: 1:38pm On Oct 30, 2019
TraDeRR:


And this was how this very human being post all kinds of things then boom ! 40k € profit landed in my account.. I made sure I milked diamond not for the stress it costed me but for the insults I received here hahahahaha
I took profit went in again, took profit again and finally loaded for the 1naira cash consideration..
Bring it on Transcorp! unlike diamond, I’m fully ready for whatever will happen in transcorp.
You don’t know what he buys or sell but very concern about other people’s portfolio..
Radarada

i remember vividly him telling me I’ll watch the diamond wave 1 to 5 and still make nothing.. YOU NO BE GOD ! YOU BE DUST !!



Jesus
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Witches: 6:33am On Oct 30, 2019
Is UACN still worth buying at CP?
Romance / Re: I Never Knew I Could Forgive A Girl That Sent This Message To Me by Witches: 12:51pm On Oct 20, 2019
respect80:


Just wait till the witches come back from their coven cheesy


We are back from our meeting!

Expect lot of accident on Oore express way
Romance / Re: I Never Knew I Could Forgive A Girl That Sent This Message To Me by Witches: 5:40am On Oct 20, 2019
lefulefu:
may they get jammed by dangote trailer as they are coming back from their coven meeting cheesy cheesy


WE ARE HERE !

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Witches: 6:44am On Oct 19, 2019
[quote author=kaka22 post=83263803]Mouka 6ft by 4ft available for sale. Price: 17k last... I am selling because I want to buy a bigger one. Location: New Garage, Bariga[/quote


Can gokada take this to my home ?
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Witches: 6:12am On Oct 15, 2019
xpizzy:


Sold


15k for the bike ? What do u say ?
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Witches: 1:28pm On Oct 08, 2019
Agbalowomeri:


Witch wey dey come scope ideas from mere mortals
Is that one a witch grin


WE'RE OUT OF HERE... MESHPIP OVER TO YOU .
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Witches: 1:14pm On Oct 08, 2019
mendes911:


Calling Pastor Victor a fake man is an understatement. If on top your whole power you no sabi that one, go and drink Alomo Bitters.

Back to stock matters abeg. Na money I find come.




Veecovee A.k.a. VICTOR COVEN IS PART OF US.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Witches: 12:03pm On Oct 08, 2019
mendes911:


Witch wey follow Mendes come find money for NSE, that one na Witch?


SO PASTOR VICTOR MUST BE A FAKE THEN.

WE MADE YOU INTO A MIDGET DUE TO YOUR ATROCITIES IN YOUR PREVIOUS LIFE.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Witches: 11:54am On Oct 08, 2019
Mcy56:

which favour oga migiet ? We that have entered since nko, you want make we still dey wait for Agba ni? grin


SO MENDES IS MIGIET abi midget...THAT OUR HANDWORK.

Car Talk / Re: Serious Talk About Infiniti Fx35 And 45 by Witches: 9:16am On Oct 08, 2019
TRYGO:
@Witches. What exactly did you visit the mechanic shop for?
What were the issues you had? If it stalls in motion, there are slots that could cause that.
Do you have the service light lit on the dashboard?

The costs depends on what you really want. In my case, the oil pump, was still intact, including the timing chains, guides, and auto tensioners.

But since I had already dismantled the engine, I decided to replaced all the connecting rod bearings, crankshaft journal bearings, piston rings, and valve stem seals.


NB: I rebuilt the engine myself, so basically, cutting down a chunk of the costs.


You can contact me, by checking my signature.






Regards!


Thank You TRYGO .

Went to the mechanic to change oil after 1yr of not using the car. dat where the problem started.
i will contact you soon.
thanks

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Car Talk / Re: Serious Talk About Infiniti Fx35 And 45 by Witches: 6:01pm On Oct 07, 2019
TRYGO:
that's the assembled engine, after I had overhauled the engine.
everything runs like new now.
it coughs out about 340hp. but I don't exceed 100-120km/hr on trips.
I like the muscular nature of the car.


Hi TRYGO,
What the total cost for the engine overhaul . A visit to the mechanic and my car has never remained the same. it usually off while on the way..Wat do you advise..It a 35.
Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Witches: 10:56am On Oct 07, 2019
eagleeye2:
I have a nagging question and this is spurred on by fear of death.
let's say I am heavily invested in T.bills and it happens that I die, what steps will my family take to access the money I invested? Also how can I make this easy for them while I'm still alive?
I have heard stories of banks making it difficult for next of kin/ immediate family from claiming monies of dead customer. in fact it happened to us when my father died.

My brother stop asking as if You're not a nigerian.
First they will countinue rollover and dat it. ..Even the people alive still pass through hell to stop rollover of t.b
second ur next of kin might claim ur savings or chking or whatever as long as they r aware you have dat acct.

But If u have the T.B certificate handy then the bank should honor the NOK request .

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Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Witches: 6:27pm On Oct 06, 2019
@davodyguy
Thank you brother.

Decoder + 2dishes +Cable + RF + 2 Lnb + RF – Watch Over 400 Channels Freely
₦23,200.00

What do you think about the above ?

The dish is 60cm dish. but 2.. is it worth it ?

I don't want to pay then regret.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Witches: 6:23pm On Oct 06, 2019
suco01:


Lol ox ceiling fan 8k.


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Satellite TV Technology / Re: Free To Air Satellite Tv General Thread by Witches: 4:53pm On Oct 06, 2019
davodyguy:

The owners is not serious. He started business on a faulty foundation, just like Hitv of those days that collapsed.


With the Recent Arrest, Do you think it adviseable to order for a new TSTV or FTA ,

newbies pls
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Witches: 2:44pm On Oct 06, 2019
jeito1:
Brand new Water Dispenser for sale @ 30k.
Location. Auchi, Edo State
Kindly holla at me via WhatsApp on 09022977952


Why not 80k

how much be new one?

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Witches: 1:45pm On Oct 06, 2019
xpizzy:
I have the following for quick sale.


One barely used very Solid Bicycle for ages 4 up




Price please.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Witches: 1:27pm On Oct 06, 2019
MeJdon:
I have standing fans


Am interested but i stay in lag.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Witches: 5:42pm On Oct 05, 2019
Witches:



We casted a spell on VICTOR but it went to Meshpip ?

Business / Re: Forex Trade Alerts: Season 19 by Witches: 5:03pm On Oct 05, 2019
TraDeRR:
Witches amebooooo! grin grin weytin you find reach here ?

Lolzz


We casted a spell on VICTOR but it went to Meshpip ?

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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Witches: 1:04pm On Oct 05, 2019
RealityShot:
#juxtaposed!



and why did a dog chase me this morning while seaching for a shop landlord??


JORR O!


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Investment / Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Witches: 6:34am On Oct 05, 2019
RealityShot:
Beware of the Nigerian stock market
It's not immune to the corruption of
This society


RealityShot:
don't mind those advocating we hedge funds in dollar currency...
When Russia, China etc are boycotting the currency and trading electronically or in gold.
Mtchewww

https://www.google.com/search?q=Russia+boycott+dollar&client=ms-opera-mini-android&channel=new

Sit back and do the math..
You put 360k/1000$ in Eurobond @ 9% = 33k
Dollar rises to N 400 great!!

No!!
Your 1k$ = 400k and your interest = 36k ONLY! @400/$
BS!

Meanwhile, 360k @12% in Tbills = 43k


Show me the gain of doing EuroBonds
(you might end up buying $ @370 anyway)


RealityShot:
you are right.

436k trumps 403k at the end of the year.
It's minimum investment that's the is now.
Am looking into dollar fund now.
Thank you

RealityShot:
hi.. Please what is the current interest rate on the sibtc dollar fund?
I have a mmf account with them, will I need to open another account for this?
Thank you

If Only you have done ur Research . You wouldn't have said the bolded Above.

If you were concentrated on naira asset btw 2014 - 2016. Nobody would tell you about euro-bond.

Hope U're Aware you cant get above 6% on eurbd P/A presently ?

My Advise try to have a diversified portfolio and you will be fine.
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Witches: 2:44pm On Oct 04, 2019
UACN WAITING AT MY YUNGSION shocked shocked
Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Witches: 1:22pm On Oct 04, 2019
locodemy:




Pls is brokers fees negotiable?
Need to know if I am being cheated by my online brokers.


Yes It is.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Witches: 1:02pm On Oct 03, 2019
erasourcin:
I have the available for clearance sale

55 inch LG smart TV 130k
Themocool 5,5kva Generator with remote control 150k. Almost new
Elepaq generator 5.5 kva 85 just like new
2 ceway dispenser 20k each
Nissan frontier truck 2006 model 2.4m

TV stand 20k

LG ac 1.5 hp 50k
Dining set glass. 140k
Double doors fridge 140k
Fireman .
8.5kva generator 200k

Come up with price let see if it's workable

C-WAY 15K?
Business To Business / Re: Order For Your 100% Pure Virgin Coconut Oil Now!!! by Witches: 8:43am On Oct 02, 2019
gunuvi:
Another weekend coming. Make your order now


Do you sale young coconut ? and price please , i need it for personal consumption ?
Food / Re: Bags Of Coconuts. 200 Pcs Per Bag. Nationwide Supply by Witches: 3:40pm On Sep 30, 2019
habinccihub:
Available for supply at best prices.

Call us on 07068883816 or 09093593410.


Do you have young coconut ? same with the onces sold at beach?

Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by Witches: 11:44am On Sep 27, 2019
edwardaigb:
Good day everyone, please you can recharge your prepaid meter from anywhere in Nigeria through us. Note. You don't pay commission when you buy through us.
wasap / call. 07061385206.


Do you sale prepared Meter ? I might be interested .

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