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Science/Technology / Re: Boom Slash On All Our Solar Plans by wittyguy(m): 11:52am On Feb 25, 2020
Hello bro,
Could you pls furnish me with the best price for a 12V, 200Ah luminous battery

Thanks
Career / Re: How Long Does It Take Pencom To Give Approval? by wittyguy(m): 5:52pm On Feb 03, 2018
lwisee:
NLPC PFA is the worst. How I wish I can change my pension manager to IBTC.


Hmmm, wait until you come across Trustfund pension, then you'll know the real meaning of worthless.

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Celebrities / Re: Princess Vitarah: How My "Nigerian Kitty-Cat" Is Opening Doors For Me by wittyguy(m): 11:20pm On Sep 23, 2016
I am not sure Vic O as listened to this massive hit, he should give her a recording deal asap. grin grin
Romance / Re: . by wittyguy(m): 3:26pm On Jul 17, 2016
My initial reaction after reading your story was that of pity, the reactive side of me was already even pondering on how to be of assistance in my own little way until my inquisitive part prompted me to further read other people's comments and reactions. Then I followed the link someone posted about a supposed fraudster seeking financial assistance just like yours and I observed your pattern seems similar to those employed by the fraudster ( thats is following up on every comments passed on your supposed plight, thought you are student having exams in some weeks from now). Are you sure the other threads you have opened here is not part of your grand design for this final assault on unsuspecting nairalanders? In as much as I can't stop any who wishes to help you but as for me, with this doubt I don't feel convinced enough with your story ( wish you luck elsewhere)
Sports / Re: Samson Siasia Unveils Gandoki As The Official Comedian To The Dream Team VI by wittyguy(m): 8:00pm On Jul 03, 2016
So this " Gandoki" will also be going to brazil on the nation's bill? Misplaced priority mr saisa, yet you scream of lack of finance everyday and this is how you want to spend the little you have? God save that your head should you fail to land gold medal.
Romance / Re: Even If My Wife Cheat I Can't Divorce Her! See Reasons .... by wittyguy(m): 5:46am On Jun 26, 2016
paris10:
Been with my wife for 11 years, married for 4yrs and 6 months. Gone throught the toughest times together. Sacrificed alot for each other. Enjoying life together. We walked around our house naked so comfortably. Think alike and agree with decisions together.

I just can't imagine myself starting afresh a relationtionship should my wife cheat on me. I am so relaxed and comfortable with her. She told me earlier that she'd prayed that God should bless our union for eternity. She loves me like crazy that even cheating wouldnt make me to take drastic action. "If she loves you that much, she won't cheat".. Heard this quotes time and time again. But I've seen situations where a tiny mistake or misjudgement has led many faithful women into committing adultery.

Guys are lions and can persuade the unpersuasive. Women just have to get out of uncomfortable situation anytime a guy wants to woo them. Its better not to stop and listen than to stop and listen. Some guys have the sweetest coated lyrics ever that can win over even the angelic faithful ones. And when such situation arises, and temptation was yieded into, and remorse and regrets comes in, I'll gladly forgive such woman.

Just my own opinion and stands.


Clap for yourself : grin
Car Talk / Re: Why Is My Timming Belt Always Cutting by wittyguy(m): 2:22pm On May 11, 2016
KingRex1:
Some times while warming ur engine, pour water or oil on the belt while it rolls. It reduces friction (as against wear nd tear) thereby increasing the tensile strength of the belt

Thanks bro for the hint. But if I may confirm what you seems to be talking about is the fan belt and not the timing belt? Cos the timing belt for this model of car ( Toyota camry 99) is usually in an enclosed compartment which is not even visible except when opened by a mechanic

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Car Talk / Why Is My Timming Belt Always Cutting by wittyguy(m): 1:55pm On May 11, 2016
Can anyone enlighten me on this:
I drive a 1999 Toyota camry which as proven to be efficient and reliable over time, but the major issue I have is the rate at which the timing belt cuts. In a space of 6months I have had to change it like twice and the last change I made, I requested my mechanic to get the highest grade which he said goes for about #4000, despite that I still encounter this problem, could there be any other factor that could lead to the frequent cutting of this timing belt or what exactly. And also are there any tell signs one need to watch out for in order to anticipate the cutting of the timing belt as I have had to go through a lot of stress when this happen unprepared for.
Thanks for helpful responses.
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / PS 3 For Sale!!! by wittyguy(m): 11:47am On Apr 28, 2016
Model: CECH-2104B
HDD: 500GB
One control pad
HDMI connection cable
Power Cord/Adapter
3 game cds
Condition: good (plug and play)

Price: 30k

Politics / Re: "Diezani Alison-Madueke’s Plea For Mercy" - By Rotimi Fasan by wittyguy(m): 4:25pm On Nov 18, 2015
I wonder if this cancer story would have surfaced if GEJ had won the election, if she had been battling it before now without letting the whole world know, so why now?. Madam, face the corruption charges when they brought up against you and stop bothering Nigerians with your health issues that you have been managing so well when flying private jet around the world at the expense of tax payers monies.

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Family / Re: ‘love-making With My Husband No Longer Turns Me On’ by wittyguy(m): 9:59pm On Oct 27, 2015
Atmmachine:
Your husband will be very happy if you leave him.
Your pusssy stinks and he don't wanna hurt your feeling by telling you.
Just do him a favor by leaving with your stinky hole.









Guy, you sure say na human being born you?

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Politics / Re: 60% Of Illegal Arms In S/east Produced Locally —presidential C’ttee by wittyguy(m): 12:02pm On Oct 27, 2015
[quote author=warrior01
post=39407071]Ok. Not a new thing, they did it in the past and will do more if they are called to duty. Give it to Igbos, no wonder they are hated but still can't let them go.[/quote


Then let yourselves go make we see now!
Politics / Re: FAKE "Alleged Picture Of Osinbajo's Family Home" FAKE by wittyguy(m): 8:56am On Mar 01, 2015
Chukwugekwu:
Osibanjo is a bloody fool ever ........

Osibanjo is a disgrace shocked



O'l boy, seems your brain is fast escaping from you oo!
Sports / Re: Tunisia Vs Equatorial Guinea: AFCON 2015 (1 - 2) On 31st Janaury 2015 by wittyguy(m): 11:25pm On Jan 31, 2015
shigoslim:
There is nothing dark in this game the ball is pure penalty. What about nigeria fly eagle vs argentinal 2005 did two penalty wort nigeria ? So the referre is faire as far as i concern...




what is this one saying sef?
Autos / Re: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by wittyguy(m): 7:26pm On May 24, 2013
Goodday sir,
Kindly assist check this vin number:KM8SB12B54U570593
Thanks.
Regards
Sports / Re: 2013 AFCON: Nigeria To Play Zambia, Ethiopia and Burkina Faso by wittyguy(m): 11:54am On Oct 25, 2012
This prediction is very spot on, i think this prophet should be taking serious!

kevin96:

Re: Nigeria Vs Liberia (6 - 1): AFCON 2013 Qualifier On Saturday October-13-2012 by Johnnoah1st : 10:02am On Oct 12
Yes d match as been show it is going to be interesting d match is either Nigeria trashingthem 6-0 or Nigeria playing 3-3 with dem and dats means Nigeria is out and if the scoreline we be Nigeria 3-3 liberia den dats means Nigeria we come from behind to draw with Liberia but if Nigeria are 2 beat dem 6-0 den Nigeria would have been up byatleast 2-0 by first 20 minute of play and i can see IK UCHE among d scorer of dat first 2goals within dat 20 minute and if Nigeria areto qualify dey we loose dere first match in group stage and thery we win de other matches in group stage and i can see one of d B countrys in our group either Bostwana,BOKINAFASO , Benin or any other B's country. MARK MY WORDS
Sports / Caf Reveals Seeds For 2013 Africa Cup Of Nations by wittyguy(m): 2:00pm On Oct 15, 2012
The Confederation of African Football has revealed the seeding for the draw for the 2013 Africa Cup of Nations.

Ivory Coast are among the top seeds, despite the abandonment of their second-leg tie with Senegal and no news of an official result from Caf.

The Ivorians were 6-2 up on aggregate when Saturday's game in Dakar was called off because of crowd violence.

Tournament hosts South Africa are also among the top seeds, along with reigning champions Zambia and Ghana.

Cape Verde, who qualified for the first time in their history by pulling off a shock 3-2 aggregate victory over four-time champions Cameroon, are in the fourth pot.

Also among the lowest-ranked teams are 1962 champions Ethiopia, who have qualified for the first time since 1982.

The tournament takes place in South Africa between 19 January and 10 February 2013.

Teams in the same pot cannot be drawn against each other. The draw will be held on 24 October in Durban.

Seedings:

•Pot one: South Africa, Zambia, Ghana, Ivory Coast
•Pot two: Mali, Tunisia, Angola, Nigeria
•Pot three: Algeria, Burkina Faso, Morocco, Niger
•Pot four: Togo, Cape Verde, DR Congo, Ethiopia.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19950211
Sports / Nigeria, Ghana Friendly Mtach In London Called Off. by wittyguy(m): 5:07pm On Aug 09, 2011
England's friendly against the Netherlands at Wembley on Wednesday has been called off following three nights of rioting in London.

FA chairman David Bernstein said the FA had consulted with the police, Government and Brent Council.

He said in a statement: "We were unable to host the fixture or guarantee the safety of the fans."

Carling Cup matches at Charlton, West Ham, Crystal Palace and Bristol City have been postponed.

And Ghana's friendly with Nigeria at Watford's Vicarage Road has also been called off.

BBC Sport understands the Premier League has had talks with the police over this weekend's matches involving London clubs but believe it is too early for a decision to be taken.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/front_page/14454137.stm
Nairaland / General / Re: Finder's Keeper's: Finding Cash On The Ground by wittyguy(m): 5:00pm On Aug 09, 2011
I go pick the money sharply sharply, if its in millions oo, even if i turn to goat in the process i no mind ateat its worth the effort nw smiley
Sports / 2018 & 2022 World Cup Host Named by wittyguy(m): 5:46pm On Dec 02, 2010
2018 host - Russia
2022 host - Qatar

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