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Angelberry:
Really With who?

conversation don end ..baba no go know watin him go talk again lwkm ..this girl Na die hard /mission impossible

buh tbh weed is cool ...I can remember the first time I smoked weed lmao!! the madness and was from heaven and above mehn its a long story shoutout to cas,Yinka baba, Jo, Paul scholes, phinnix ... baddest harvesters I've known so far !!!! #RESPECT.

and that is just how they Bleep themselves up .most of these celebs always doing shit nd getting into trouble

warrisdis!

HolyHero:
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that kind of mission can only be done effectively by devgru or seal team 6... I mean this guys are so stealthy in their operation that they infiltrated pakistan and attack a building beside an army barrrack and they were not detected... The precision of their strike is unheard of...

Seal Team IV is arguably the most trained and equipped special force team in the world...

If it not seal team VI it can't be like seal team VI


i can only imagine the fear osama would have felt when he saw those navy seals
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omo this bros don watch commando film gan o.

henroo5:
. Comfused about these betting site,they keep sending me two diffrent mails,telling me to pay money to their nigeria zenith bank account. They gave me the account number whtout the name tellng me to transfer it through atm, how can they send me accoun number whtout name .do they no if i have atm card.i still smel litle scam but let me watch them ist,

hmmm scammers!! keep am eye on them I'll update u bout mine too

Sirp4ada:
Happy MONICA to u all. bettingguru4u@gmail.com na real matter. I stake 5k after my subscription yesterday and i won the highest bet since i was gambling in life 16800 no story

how many hours before they replied your mail

dropped my number earlier too 08129697309

mummy shey this girl papa rich pass my papa

0812969709

obainojazz:
yo momma so ugly, her name is now a disease in biology.

Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her
clothes on in strip joints

obainojazz:
yo mama is so thin, I can see a need at her back

Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to
dress up for Halloween.

Blood of god!!

Jadekitana:
What I experienced last night is still making me speechless till now, it seems i'm In another world o. I still can't believe what this stranger did.

I jejely took myself to shaunz bar to unwind due to my poor performance this week,i was totally angry because of the multiple polite insults I received from my boss, I decided to uplift my spirit since it was karaoke night. It's been a while I took long Island iced tea so I requested for it. That's how I was enjoying one lady's performance when this dude walked up to me and asked why I was sitting alone. I replied his question with an answer that since when has it become a crime for a lady to sit alone to have a glass of tequila.

He asked why I was rude, in my mind I was like "who be this one sef" carry your wahala and be going, i'm not in the mood. He introduced himself as b***y and said he was a staff of Fcmb. My brain formatted immediately I was like see another banker demon,not today lucifer, not today! He refused to leave even when I showed an "I don't care attitude" he kept cracking jokes.

See me laughing hard 20mins later o, unlike the dude who was dragging a plate of Asun with me,this one ordered an expensive wine and peppered snails for us! He was fun, he cracked lots of jokes, his friends and colleagues came around,they didn't believe we just met cos the bonding was cool. That's how I stood up to the rest room when I noticed the ground was suddenly uneven,i started seeing double. At first I panicked because obviously I was tipsy, I didn't realise I had taken too much cos the fun and jokes were off the hook. I came back and told him I would be leaving immediately,he asked if I drove, I said no! That i'd call a cab. He objected that it wasn't safe, I don't know how to knew I was tipsy. He took excuse from his friends and offered to drop me home! I panicked, I objected, he insisted. Grabbed his keys,settled the bouncers at the door and helped me down the staircase.

I sha remember I was laughing and talking too much inside his car, I still remembered the direction to my house thankfully. We got to my gate, he helped me outa the car, carried me to my flat, I brought out my keys, he opened the burglary and handed the keys back to me and said "drink a lot of water and sleep, tomorrow you would laugh at yourself, goodnight" I remember pulling his hand and hugging him, he reciprocated but that was it. He left without looking back. I just woke up and remembered we never exchanged contacts, I know his branch. Fcmb would see me next week!

So there are some nice Bankers afterall i'm still in shock.

don't let phyno catch that man o!

be careful o ..all na format !!,.. where the ladies @ tho ...waiting for their comments!

jeez! the boy has really changed God bless that woman

its so easy to tell she's one uneducated illiterate ....even her fashion style is more like that of a hoe!!!! and this bitch too sometime in life would wanna marry a responsible man ...smfh!!

just so stupid !!!

ROYGBIV!!!

its not the end oh

done it a million time

pictures taken on my tecno m6 device

lwkm!!!! yeeeeee my belle ooo nairaland chai !!! with just 50mb at #200 I enjoyed nd laugh the way I won't laff by paying #100k at Ay live ...chai ...nairalanders craze for head oh I don die finish

here's what I found at the end of a movie guess those in charge editing the movie and adding some kind of effect smoked too much Jamaican weed!!

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

its part of whats affecting Nigeria ...that report is to verify the person affected did not engage in a crime stuff things like robbery ... intead of saving the persons life first that's what they do demand ...... its what killed my uncle ..he was knocked down by a car and was rushed to the nearest general hospital around 10pm and instead of giving him first aid and treat him they were requesting for police report the people who took him to the hospital ran to the nearest police station to obtain a police report police wasted their time there too .... after obtaining the report on getting to the hospital back around 11:30pm they found out instead if giving my uncle first aid they just laid him down on a bed nd he was still bleeding seriously they couldn't even stop the bleeding ... at 12 am my uncle gave up the ghost he lost too much blood .

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