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chai ...all this pple no get problem for dia life ...... na to day show dwarf goat b d next thing .chai

lol ...see this one .....lemme tell u what ..... in today's world na village girls sef worst pass...... they lack attitude manner respect nd re after money too ..... be like say this op never see village girl way day wear G-string before ..... na dem sef day collet dick pass now ...gone re the days when village girls day b virgin oh ...village girls way day now ooni of ife staff go enter am x2

Motherfucker2:
Three bags of rice Really ??
My broke ass girlfriend can do better than him

fool at least he tried...which one has your father done ?? oloriburuku somebody

if this thing is true I've always known they won't last ...anyway sha e nor concern ma life

Dyt:
Awon omo wobe

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dear nairalanders what do we call this??

I pray someone among the trash talkers here should become president of this country someday ....so they'll know what its really like being the president of a country ..... most of y'all dummies think its really easy to lead a country and make things happen in a jiffy .... if its that easy y'all too should be buying Lamborghinis every month ...making money in a jiffy shouldn't be a problem ...... ... some of y'all don't wanna understand things happen gradually ..this man still has a long way to go ...at least let his tenure end and insult him he fails to fulfil his promises ........ 9ja pple and IFA .... they want to win 100 million at once with a stake of 100 naira..they want to have uninterrupted power supply 10 days after voting a new president in . ....... if that's the way Americans too plays their game they won't be where they re today ...... there re things that won't reveal itself and has made good impact to the society things re being done gradually ..... y'all shouting he's not doing anything he's just travelling bla bla bla ...i pray someone among y'all too becomes president of this country someday !

I pray someone among the trash talkers here should become president of this country someday ....so they'll know what its really like being the president of a country ..... most of y'all dummies think its really easy to lead a country and make things happen in a jiffy .... if its that easy y'all too should be buying Lamborghinis every month ...making money in a jiffy shouldn't be a problem ...... ... some of y'all don't wanna understand things happen gradually ..this man still has a long way to go ...at least let his tenure end and insult him he fails to fulfil his promises ........ 9ja pple and IFA .... they want to win 100 million at once with a stake of 100 naira ....... if that's the way Americans too plays their game they won't be where they re today ...... there re things that won't reveal itself and has made good impact to the society ..... y'all shouting he's not doing anything he's just travelling bla bla bla ...i pray someone among y'all too becomes president of this country someday !

hehehe nice ... im still trying to figure out how the music and video would look like tho....I just hope they both deliver some kind of super hot afro pop marijuana cruise music .

music ..marijuana.. and sex

lol...peoples comments here be making me laugh ....... I love the watch ...be he can decide to spend his money on whatever he wants he worked for it ...... love your style davido .. "BIG FAN"

kidman96:
Whoa! 35k?

What if I don't need it express? What if I want to wait? Please help me ask him how much it will cost and how long?

. listen up ma mom Is an imm officer ....in lagis right now its about express... cus there re a lot if people who wants to obtain too .... and currently the booklets available is almost finished so you'll wait taya ..... a honest agent will tell u what's up ..its either express or wait for about a week or so ... and the one that wants to collect will tell u U'll collect it tomorrow they re only lying bruh .... ... the population is what's causing it ...despite the fact that they re opening more offices around the state to suppress the way people troop in to a particular place its still like nothing ...the office is always full

lol..I know the guy .... I learnt he was deported from the states years back .... he was formally a barber ..his salon was like the finest in the hood then .... then he closed it down ..lord knows what he's doing now ..buh he's always being seen in his aeroplane like most people in the area calls it ..lol...and he's never shy

lmao!! I'll just laugh ma ass out first .. then take pictures and videos for record purpose I'm sure her friends when she's 17-18-19-20 would wanna see the picture..... then I'll just call her Mom to coman see her child or clean her up ma self

Jadekitana:
And how many more women would she paste their pics on instagram? She hasn't seen anything yet. She had better ignore these side evil girls and face her home!

hmm I day suspect say this gyal sef go be one kind badoo chick ooo!

mazizitonene:
cool....she looks abit different tho.....

haha nigga I'm feeling your cruise

exactly ...lord knows what's wrong with those tebliqs ...... I also I'm a Muslim and yes those tebliqis do act weird most of the time. ... their kind of believe is so weird and strange .... I have an uncle too whose now a tebliq ...he was formally a jaiye jaiye man ..as in I love his. life style ...whenever the semester's over I visit and stay there till the holiday is almost over ..... buh since he found those tebliq people or since they found him ... he has changed like seriously .... now I don't go to his place again ..cus his kinda lifestyle now is just so weird .... whenever I just look at his wife and son I laugh cus they re the ones suffering they also don't like the whole tebliq shit buh they got no choice ..lol

surgecom:
There was this guy who always visited our house whenever we were not around(between 12pm - 4pm). He most times forced his way in no matter how strong the doors are locked. As a Surveillance Engineer myself, i decided to install a camera that looks like halogen at the top of the house.
Unfortunately for him, the camera caught him in his next visit. He is presently at the remand home at Oregun. Thank God for the video evidence, the case nearly went in their favour.

Incase you are faced with such scenarios/occurences, do not hesitate to install one. Its very useful if you really want to know what has happened in your house while you were not at home. You can also watch it live from your phone or laptop anywhere in the world.

Enjoy the small bit i cut out from the 1 hour video.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFXXYKYeoRs

pls how much is the camera ??

the diff is clear

and most of these dumbass chicks think its fashion ..... funny enough there's nothing u can tell them that will make them know they re illiterates ...they believe they know how to dress the most and all that .....they look a hoe! their dressings do have this kinda hoeish I thing in it .....lord save them

they should do all they can and stop their rubbish ...pls students in Benin re going crazy ..the exchange rate ain't good at all .... in a blink of an eye 10k is gone ...

1,3,4. never did the rolling of tire thing

thank god oh .... cus my great great great grand pa day inside that plane today him day go abuja

I fear oh I think say na bashir al Assad of Syria ... I wan talk say e be like say ja to day ready to pack go tho or Ghana sure pass cus the bomb no go be for here oh

based on the salary I think its cus u re working under the state govt is why your salary ain't high at all for a degree holder the federal govt pays equal to what you're are currently receiving at the private firm to a normal degree holder nd even pays more than what your receiving to a degree holder that has connection ...... I just want you to look at the advantages and disadvantages as someone said earlier nd make a good choice ........... buh to me I would look for a federal govt job ....cus they re permanent nd you can decide and plan your future there based on whatever amount you re being payed as far as u ain't doing fishy things in the department that could get your appointment terminated .

does anybody know maybe a cream or something that grows hair very fast wherever it's been added to ... pls help out

kennyausta:
Mine is still on process as I type right now. I got stucked with the 32 pages I requested for and I was charged #29,500 I was suppose to collect it that sane day but after taking my Biometrics, and I was told that 32pages is not available that I would have gone for 64pages which would have cost me 33k and i was so annoyed with the Immigration woman that attended to me and she was saying she didn't know what came over her despite I told her am collecting it that same day that she is sorry. That is were we still dey now and the emergency that came up is urgent that this week Friday If I can't get it is not necessarily important until any other offer comes up.

its not their fault at times ...booklets in the passport office do finish frequently and its been brought from abuja and it takes time before it gets to Lagos .....she just should have told you 32 pages is not available now so u can know what to do

mostyg:
officially 64 page passport should cost you N23,500:00 whereas the 32 page should be around N12,000:00

lol total trash ..what year re u talking about

be careful lotta people who call themselves immigration agents re scammers ..they all re working as touts (name given to them by the officers) in the passport office ....whenever u re ready to make or have one visit the nearest immigratin passport office near u ....and make sure its an officer on uniform that attends to u ......... see someone who was a victim of giving it to the so called agents nd she was scammed ........ the international passport us about 25-35k depending on your location

1surdman:
Setup?

. LWKM !!! BE LIKE SAY NA SHIT OH