₦airaland Forum

Gallanttroop:
these does not call for insult Mr man .can you lay your life down for Nigeria ?

can Nigeria lay down it's life for me?

baba shut up nd goan check your bank ...ma parents received their alerts on the 25th in the evening tho

all oshodi agege mushin Ikeja iyanaipaja oloshos go day there so I'm not surprised ...it shouldn't be called a birthday party rho it should be called olosho association meeting

Dear nairalanders pls DESCRIBE THIS BOY !! !! !!
.


Girl texts her boyfriend.......
.


GIRL : Ae bae...? Am down and need some money
to fix my hair.
.


BOY : No problem sweety.
(he sends her some cash).
.


[the girl went missing for a couple of weeks, no
calls, no texts and when he tried to call her..
"user busy, not available, can not be reached].
.


Few weeks later she texts him again......
.


GIRL : Ae beb....? missed you but not ok, am
down and I need some money for my outfits.
.


BOY : Ok sweery am there for you.
.

(He again sent her some money).
.

[the girl went missing again, this time for full
month].
.


A month later she came back again, this time she
made a phone call.....
.


GIRL : Honey I Really missed, how is you I just
called to let you know it's my birthday and i need
some money for the shopping.
.


BOY : Hey,whatsapp,you only appear when you
need money from me, Do you really love me or
you are just taking advantage of Love.
.


GIRL : Baby i love you so much how can you talk
that way, don't you trust me ?
.


BOY : I do but how can you keep me waiting this
long?? Are you serious with this relationship?.
.


GIRL : Am really serious just be patient and trust
me, i still love you just send me some money.
.


BOY : Ok but don't keep me waiting this long.
.


[he sent her some money for the shopping]
.


ONE WORD FOR THIS BOY ??
.
1. Romantic.
2. Faithful.
3. Stupid.
4. Polite.
5. Caring.
6. Others Specify.

sirsegsky:
i have 220 odds available for today contact me at 08070952390.....match starts by 7pm

guy shut the Bleep up nd go get a life !!!! dumbass u don't even know how to lie tcheeeeew!!! only a retarded fool is gonna fall for this bullshit #Swerve

Mediapace:
If it was to be me,the seller don die already,They must chop that ALANGBA in my presence and without cooking

lwkm!

HolyHero:
Endtime court case

got me cracked up

ebubey:
Source: http://www.kamdora.com/2016/04/24/dating-a-broke-guy-my-experience-is-it-worth-it/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_campaign=broke

re you pleasing yourself or your friends (simple question)

baba I day gallant if u no day lie

this made remember a time when my big bruh bought a movie and we decided to slot it into the disk player nd momcy was on seat ... next thing we saw was some ladies walking naked with high heel shoes on and laughing ...... you need to see the look on momcy's face we were pressing eject on the remote like we've never seen a remote before ..... buh thank God Mumcy saw the pack and what we bought so she was convinced that the disk is just a pirated one my bruh felt so relieved if not hehehehehehehe

cool development! (FP)

deluxez12:
Bro the bitter truth is that our nowadays musicians are all singing rubbish

right in that aspect

seems the ladies re really guilty of this ...they all re laughing ....na wah oh

deluxez12:
lmaoooooooo bro wtf did u just say what's jaiye jaiye

Google is just a click away u know

whats up with the amadioha airways posture

KashyBaby:
Lol... I never even soaked my feet in ur country yet...maybe it's u coz u know that very well...

like I even know where otueke is hahaha

KashyBaby:
Are these true?

hell nah he's just kidding
l
emme guess you re from otueke right??

warriorprincess:
inexplicabilis? did u mean inexplicable

sorry was a typo error

firstEVA:
This your list screams "I am looking for trouble/attention"

The unrepentant fagggot we know is durrentt durrentdbitch, iamdurent, fagitdurrent and any other durentt out there.

you are very puerile and obtuse how can you assert you hanker such vos vere postulo ?? you really need to be stercora by a vapuletur Professor and fecundius est valde et tu currere melius in
grammatica nairaland genius before they catch and faciam tibi valde

ireneony:
mr ashawo
Wetin u de do for religious section

haha dem day find aunty blessing and sister Kate

rIaYoll:
I have never been a first timer

lwkm eh eh!! mamaagbalagba!!

ole!!! thieves they've stolen a lot of goods and don't want to account what they have seized for the federal govt then they set junks on fire in order to cover up the story ..... we know their techniques ......daddy essey go soon use big lorry pack provisions come him supermarket again corrupt custom officers ...lord help us