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Guy you try! I can see why so many of you can't stop cranking up on merely looking at this picture. Perfect Sample of some of you back in the days...LMAO! Actually reminds me of my good Hausa friend then. Just for a laugh!

Another Naija Boy Weds His Oyibo Cougar In Nigeria

Awww, they look so happy together.
Big congrats to them. *lmao*

Wat d f**k d pics ain't showing.....wat could be d cause

You know you are big when you own not just one but 2 Jesus
Pieces of Gold.
Dbanj, Kanye, Rick Ross all rock the jewelry.....OBO dats wat he is....






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Where is dis joke........
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Lmao!!! Iyanya has really finished this Yvonne Nelson girl, she took time to pour out her heart on this interview with Toolz,she revealed that she gave Iyanya her waist because she thought she was in love and they eventually broke up at Iyanya's birthday after she showed up only to be greeted by several Mrs. Iyanyas from South Africa, London, Malawi, Bostwana, Ethiopia, USA and more.
Wow!! I feel really sorry for Yvonne now, she was just a number afterall!!
The revelation starts from the 8.00 Min mark

Requirements::
** A Computer with an Internet Access.
** The Device you want to Root.
** Pda.Net
** Eroot
** A USB to connect your Device and Computer
Steps:
Step 1.
Install Pda.Net After downloading it from The Link Above
Step 2.
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Step 3.
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Step 4.
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Step 5.
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Step 6.
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Step 7.
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Leading yoruba gospel singer, Tope Alabi has been having a messy fight with her spiritual leader, Prophet Iretiola Ajanaku for months now. But another twist has been added to the saga.
Prophet Ajanaku has made a shocking revelation about the respected Tope Alabi when talking with Biodun Kupoluyi. The popular prophet said his trouble with Tope Alabi started because of sex:
Can you clear the air on the claim by Tope Alabi that she met you [just] 6 years?
She actually met me 11 years ago when she came to church crying that since she married she had no child. I told her that bythe grace of God when we shall be holding another anniversary she sill come and dedicate her child before God. I have pictures of the child dedication, I christened the child Deborah.
There are many things concerning her and the husband that I will never tell anyone, never ever. If she had not said that she met me only six years ago, I would not have called you to show all these pictures. And if I say what God has used me to do in their lives,with proofs and medical test records in their hands, they will be ashamed of themselves.
But I will like you to share it with us to putrecords straight?
I'm wondering if she's being foolish or just stupid. I remember when she was putting pressure on me to made love withher. She did not hide her urge to made loveual relationship with me. At a point she could not control her urge to do that but I declined, I said never, not me. Ask these people here (in chorus, the members seated confirmed his claim).
Anyway, Tope Alabi and her husband, Soji, are denying the Prophet's allegations

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There is an information reaching me this morning that ghanaians
who are residing in shagamu area of ogun state and some other
parts of nigeria have been captured and ready for deportation,due
to the deportation of some nigerians in ghana who were involved
in criminal act.
Question: For your friends and loved ones who are ghanaians, Can
you let them be deported just like that?
GHANA MUST GO !!!

Big congrats to him. Let's hope Wizkid gets inspired too.
Cos just like Wizzy's boo, labelmate Skales has completed his four years programme in Office management at Leadcity University.
Skales had taken the pains to combine school and music. Not easy at all!

...lols he might be take too much claro....

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Ice Prince is a good dresser, there is no denying that. Last night at the BET AwardsIce Prince proved he is on the same wave length as his international peers when he rocked the same black and white Givenchy shirt with Diddy. Zamani is rocking the same clothes with Hip Hop moguls. Puffy wore the Givenchy shirt to the BET Awards after party while Ice wore his to his BET Party Don't hate, appreciate. Oh by the way congrats Ice Prince on yourBET Award

How is it....hit or mis

You can now check your weight on your smartphone ..................
Just dial *#0000*1#............
And stand on it,if it dosent show,place it on the ground jump and land on it....lolz.....learning never ends....[color=#770077][/color]

Blitz4real: serious one,they are just posting trash online

...........real trash man tink is really tym for him to do sumfin...

[color=#990000][/color] oyinola and rotimi

[color=#000000][/color] ...Johnny's parents went away for the weekend and left him at the neighbor's house, Mrs. Williams.... when it was time togo to bed.... Mrs Williams told him to sleep upstairs and share a bed with baby........He says, "no its fine I don't wanna sleep with a baby....., I'll sleep on the couch downstairs"... .....The next morning a very sexy young girl comes downstairs and Johnny says....."who are you?..."she says, "I'm Baby and Who are you?......"Johnny says, "I'm a fcukin idiot.
:|

A pilot was transporting a bunch of mad men to a psychiatric Hospital.
The mad men were makin so much noise, such that you could Hear from Land.
So,their leader AKPOS entered d Pilot's Cabin;
AKPOS: Hi Pilot, Please Teach me how to fly a plane!
PILOT: I would, but under one condition.
AKPOS: What?
PILOT: If you can get your coleagues to keepquiet. (5mins.. later, the plane was very quiet!
AKPOS: Pilot, They have stopped the noise, Can you fufil your promise now
PILOT: Wow!! How did you get them to keepquiet?
AKPOS: "I opened d door and asked them to go and play outside!!!

A man saw a Lion in the bush and he suddenly started to pray and see if God will miraculously will save him, when he opened his eyes..
he saw the lion praying too.
. The man asked the Lion
Man: Are you a christian too?
Lion: Man, why are you asking me this silly question..don't you pray before eating?
So who is the food?
Hahahaha

Sixteen-year-old Donald Ray Dokins’ short stature and baby face belie the crime he committed: the fatal shooting of a 1-year-old boy in the arms of his proud and doting father.
As he prepared to sentence the teenager, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Pat Connolly could barely contain his contempt. “You have no intestinal fortitude to sit up and look at me,” Connolly said to Dokins, who was staring at the floor, avoiding the judge’s gaze. “You have hatred in your heart that I can’t understand.”
Prosecutors say that on June 4, 2012, Dokins, a then-15-year-old gang member, rode up on a bicycle to a family gathered outside a home in Watts. He drew a revolver and opened fire, killing 14-month-old Angel Mauro Cortez Vega and wounding his 21-year-old father, Mauro Cortez. Dokins, authorities say, mistakenly believed the father was a member of a rival gang because of the color of his T-shirt.
Prosecutors charged Dokins as an adult. Connolly sentenced him to 90 years to life in prison

Pls....make some comment....

[dats why he is d boss....dats y he is dere baba....more grace to ur elbow @ 2face....we pray other celeb should help and donate something befor it's late......

Akpors bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now
it is 6610'
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akpors: I am Proud, coz my son is in MedicalCollege .
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Akpors: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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akpors: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Akpors : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is the final game.
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akpors : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Akpors : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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akpors : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Akpors : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..
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akpors complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How come the thief did not take TV?'
akpors : 'I was watching TV news...'
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akpors comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking
Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the
compliment.'
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How do you recognize akpors in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the
teacher erases the board.
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Once akpors was walking he had a glove on one hand and
not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the
weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be
cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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akpors in a bar and his cellular phone rings.He picks it up
and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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akpors : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
akpors - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others
running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future
tense
akpors : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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akpors told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
akpors: 'So what? Take an umbrella and go

......:DDescribe the ass with an animal....:>

Describe dis in one word