₦airaland Forum

Q:Why do some people die of natural causes?
A:Because they eat natural foods!
Q:Why are sweets not the sweetest food?
A:Because they are not food!
Q:What’s the best thing to put into a pie?
A:Your teeth!
Q:Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?
A:Then why aren’t you laughing!
Q:Ddid you hear the joke about the peanut butter?
A:I’m not telling you. You might spread it!
Q:Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?
A:Because it might crack up!
Q:What did the baby corn say to it’s mom?
A:Where is pop corn?
Q:Waiter, will my pizza be long?
A:No sir, it will be round!
Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?
A: Because they don’t like fast food!
Q:Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A:Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Q:What is white, has a horn, and gives milk?
A:A dairy truck!
Q:Why don’t you starve in a desert?
A:Because of all the ‘sand which is’ there.
Q:In which school do you learn to make ice cream?
A:Sunday School.
Q:If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
A:Slippers!
Q:What do you give to a sick lemon?
A:Lemon aid!
Q:How do you make a milk shake?
A:Give it a good scare!
Q:Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?
A:Because it makes you break out!

a husband and wife were having dinner at an expensive restaurant in Victoria Island when a stunning young woman comes over to their table. Without blinking an eye, the woman gives the husband a kiss on the lips and says, “See you later.”
The wife stares at her blushing husband and at the woman walking away. Then she asks, "What was that? Who was that?"
"Oh," replies the husband with a glitter in his eyes, "she's my mistress."
"Well, that's it," says the wife. "I've had enough. I want a divorce!"
“Alright then," replies her husband. "But remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in the Swiss Alps, no more summers in New York City, no more Bentley and Rolls Royce in the garage and no more private jet for quick getaways. But the decision is yours."
They stay quiet for a while. Later, a neighbor of theirs enters the restaurant with a gorgeous girl in his arm.
"Who's that woman with Sanusi?" asks the wife.
"That's his mistress," says her husband.
The woman pauses for a moment and then says, "Ours is prettier.”
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Wizkid denies insulting D'banj, calls Nigeria Media a "bunch of fools"
[image]Few days ago, news went viral about one of Wiz kid’s tweets.The controversial tweet read,"Baby (D'Banj), when are you going to sing with Kanye now? I hate the way he (Kanye) is using you as Akpan. See P-Square chilling with Rick Ross. Haba!”
Well, there are reports that the controversial tweet came from a parody account of Wizkid.The said twitter handle was created on May 3, 2012. The tweet has already been deleted from the account.
But here’s the ‘best’ part…disturbed by the mixed reactions the tweet has generated, Wizkid got hard on the Nigerian media, OK Nigeria specifically.
The new entrant into the Nigerian media terrain tweeted about it and asked for followers' opinion on the controversial tweet.
OK Nigeria, which is a franchise of America's OK Magazine, tweeted,"Earlier today, Wizkid tweeted at D'Banj. Tell us what you think about it. This tweet got the bad side of Wizkid when he made this known with his response, "used to have a lot of respect for you guys, but you all just proved a bunch offools. Run your sh*t! Get your facts right!"Bunch of fools! Chei..

Judge:*gbam*......silence
judge:akpors,what are the charges laid against you...
Akpors:my lord i did nothing ooo,i only went to buy shoes and clothes at the shop near the shop and at the back of dat shop.
,and they said i was too early.....
Judge:but dat is notin now...
Judge:wait,wat do u mean by too early..?
Akpors:ehn i went dere around 3am in the morning only.........
Buahahahhah the court was filled with laughter......

Aiit boss tink am interested in d stuf....mayb i will give u a call

Dat akward moment wen u go to d bank to to withdraw money..and u look at the back just to see dat d person @ ur bck is the one u are owing since last week........
Omo c gobe....

u call ur self sister......but u block your hear with earphone.....dancing alingo at the father's alter.....and you look back to see the father just coming back from a seminer with lots of visitors.........
C gobe......


....oya add yours

Wow......twaz really good....u tried

Yap watup dude

He goes by the name kilicks...was with him and we were gisting about what goes on with his girl who lives close to him
kilicks:mean am tired of dat gal wicky, she is a fucking nymph..
Me:a nymph good for u now...is it a bad stuff
kilicks:she wanna kill me wit sex
me:aghhh u know d worst...
Kilicks:wah..?
Me:i over heard her telling her friend she is hiv positive for dat alhaji......
Kilicks:aghhh mogbe....nke mu agula.......
*Gbam*...he landed on d ground and fainted ...
And i was like wake up ooo was just teezing u ni oooo...with ma mouth full of laughter....

Lmfao

Think its cool

sounds like shoa-kan...
lolls.....
who taught him how to operate facebook......
did he tink dat it is cow inside d bush....mtchew..

lolls look @ d way d list of d male z very long.....am i mad

lolls
first to comment
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na dere way na
d collaboration go too bad
illu tinz..........:/
no b me talk ooooo
,..

lolls dat kind church ehnn......
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too scary

nice pics though d lad z jst growing

merlin tins na .......

2nd to comment ...........


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dats fatal

D bold 2 iz how much na guy

Imagine d cure for hiv/aids found by professor ibeh iz true nd real

Im fit b miracle

Collins morgan and majid micheal

Me i prefer:da grin and mc loph

Abeg ooo abeg oooo dis one na tyson broda

Beanssssss

Nah i prefer wizkid-badest boi olamide ft 2kriss- no more tuale banky-w-yes or no wajeft j-martinz-na d way davido-ekuro dose are my top 5

Word or phrase

Rooms for money or wat

G-sting sho le fi shey catarpult joor oo

Pinging lori nokia (torch) joor oo

Yahoo messenger sho le ran lo si oja joor oo

Wetin concern nokia torch wit 3g network

Wetin concern northaners wit bunkerians