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Rip to dose who lost dere lives in d accident....



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Hey guys....pls who knows wen d result will be out

Swiftlee: Olamide, who is he? I was told is Psquares second twin..is it true?

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...E be like say alomo dey work 4 ur head....

....Which country u from....?

People behind assu

People behind assu

Ayo Wizkid Balogun is soaring higher as new
information from Google has it that the
superstar was the most searched Nigerian
entertainer in July as he surpassed Mercy
Johnson – Okojie, who was at the spot for two
years consecutively, Tuface, D’banj, Iyanya
and more.
The most sought after trending issues include
ASUU strike, Ramadan, royal baby, the
Travyon Martin/George Zimmerman saga and
more, while the most searched sport team
was Arsenal and most searched mobile
device, the Nokia Lumia 1020.
See complete list below.

TOP 10 MOST SEARCHED ENTERTAINERS
Wizkid
Funke Akindele
Mercy Johnson
Ini Edo
Tonto Dike
Tiwa Savage
2Face
Iyanya
D’banj
Genevieve

TOP 5 MOST SEARCHED DEVICES
Nokia Lumia 1020
Samsung Galaxy Mega
Tecno 13
Lumia 1020
Tecno n9

TOP 15 MOST SEARCHED TEAMS
Arsenal
Chelsea
Manchester United
Barcelona
Liverpool
Real Madrid
AC Milan
Inter
Bayern Munich
Manchester City
Everton
Eyimba
Sunshine Stars
Akwa United
Borussia Dortmund

TOP 10 TRENDING SEARCHES IN JULY
ASUU Strike
Ramadan
Kate Middleton, Royal baby
Cory Monteith(glee)
Zimmerman/ Travyon Martin
Bernard(Brazilian & Atletico Madrid):
rumours of Arsenal signing.

The Maryland State Police Department, USA,
yesterday confirmed the arrest of the
Executive Chairman of Udim Local
Government in Akwa Ibom State, Mr. Nse
Ntuen, for smuggling $82, 000 into the
United States without declaring it with the
Customs officials both in Nigeria and the US.
Nse Ntuen, was arrested on Friday by
operatives of the Maryland State Police
Department at the BWI International Airport,
Baltimore. According to the Police, he
declared only $5,000 before the rest of the
money was found in his bag.
He later admitted he truly smuggled the
money into the country with the aim to use it
as donations at the just-concluded Annual
International Convention of the Akwa Ibom
Indigenes in the United States and Canada
which was held at the Marriot Hotel in
Washington, DC on saturday. He was later
released after 5 hours in custody and the
money seized.

I may be against Muslims sometimes but
when I see the good ones I always praise
them ....... I believe human are naturally
good, we are being destroyed by some
certain teaching at every point. Wish this love
will progress everywhere even to Nigeria "
Muslim men protecting a Catholic Church in
Egypt during mass. let's commend our
Muslims brothers that stand by peace in
Egypt. Note: I'm a Christian and I love this so
so much . Happy Sunday to all.

cyril10: Grammar grammar no be my language, blow it well o Patrick the comedian

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...Infact ehn d guy na really comedian...


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RIP....indeed


.....*Jst passing*...

Did I hear first to comment......

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NAIJA AND
FOREIGNADVICE.
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pussyjuice sucked
# COMMENTS
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is all about communication
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he was sexing me now he's an expert
* Michael paper; i go down with my wife its cool i
love doing it shouldtalk to ur husband
# NAIJAPAGE: My name is aminat i stay in abuja n
im married witha kid i want my husband to suck
my pussy but he doesn't what shouldido. No insults
abeg
#COMMENTS
* dayo muyiwa; fool, sex na food?
* nkiru okafor; u r a disgrace to womanhood shame
on u
* idris kunle; any news about ASUU strike?
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President Goodluck Jonathan on Friday
expressed delight over the creativity of a 25-
year-old Nigerian, Jessica Matthews, who
invented a power-generating football called
SOCCKET ball.
Matthews, who is a co-founder and Chief
Executive Officer of Unchartedplay, was at
the Presidential Villa, Abuja to present the
ball, which can generate three hours of light
from 30 minutes of play to Jonathan.
She also presented an energy-generating
skipping rope to the President.
While congratulating her on her creativity
and innovativeness, Jonathan said he was
impressed that Matthews, who trained as a
psychologist and economist, developed
herself in the field of science.
He described her feat as a proof of the quality
of human resource present in Nigeria.
The President said the invention was useful as
a major tool that could be used to mobilise
young Nigerians and encourage them to
think more deeply.
Matthews said, “Sometimes power is lost and
you say what can you do to solve this
situation and I saw my cousins and everyone
playing football, playing with everything not
even with football alone.
“I say this is amazing and they can rival
Messi. If we can take this kinetic that is
generated here and use it to address the
issues that we really have; kinetic energy is
used for windmill, why not the ball?”
She said although the items were already on
sale in New York, she had not started making
them in Nigeria.
She, however, said when they would be made
available for sale in Nigeria, the cost would be
equivalent to what people pay for a solar
inverter.
Minister of Trade and Investment, Olusegun
Aganga, said the Federal Government was
looking at the possibilities of manufacturing
the items in Nigeria and see how to make
them cheaper for Nigerians.
He said, “Jessica is a Nigerian, she studied at
Harvard University, she went to Business
School and actually taught herself Electrical
and Mechanical Engineering. So, she is an
inspiration to every Nigerian especially our
children in Nigerian universities. This is a
product not only for Nigeria, but a product
made in Nigeria by a Nigerian and for the
world.
“The second thing is that the product is
actually versatile, it is not just about the
electricity you see, you can use it to charge
your mobile phones, for fans, so there are so
many things for which it can be used.”

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Rosalia Mera, a seamstress who co-founded a
clothing store in northwestern Spain that
grew into Zara, one of the world's largest
retail chains, has died at the age of 69. She
was Spain's richest woman.
Inditex SA, the owner of Zara, issued a
statement Friday confirming her death but
did not provide more details and declined
comment via email. Spanish media widely
reported that Mera, a major stakeholder in
Inditex, suffered a stroke while on vacation on
the Mediterranean island of Menorca and died
Thursday night at a hospital in La Coruna, the
city where she was born in Spain's Galicia
region.
Mera founded the first Zara store in 1975 in
La Coruna with her then-husband, Armancio
Ortega. He is listed by Forbes as the world's
third-richest person.
They were originally going to call the store
Zorba after the "Zorba the Greek" movie, but
there was a bar with that name a few blocks
away from the site, so the letters on the
Zorba sign were rearranged to spell out Zara.
The store specialized in low-priced versions of
more expensive popular clothes, and the
formula turned into a success for store
openings across Spain and then
internationally.
Mera held 6.99 percent of Inditex stock,
according to company filings at the Madrid
stock exchange, and her fortune was
estimated by Forbes at $6.1 billion. The
magazine says she was the world's 195th
richest person but was in the No. 1 spot on
its list for "wealthiest self-made woman."
She also became known for voicing opposition
to the current conservative government's
plans to change Spanish abortion laws. Prime
Minister Mariano Rajoy is a close ally of the
Catholic Church on moral and social issues,
and has repeatedly said he will revise Spain's
abortion law, though he has not yet tabled
any proposals. The previous Socialist
government passed a law allowing 16 year
olds to get abortions without parental
consent. Mera said that law is "just fine" and
"should be left as it is."
In addition, she opposed government
cutbacks in the name of austerity affecting
Spain's cherished education and national
health care programs.
Besides the Zara chain, Inditex also owns
retailers Bershka, Masssimo Dutti, Oysho, Pull
& Bear, Stradivarius, Uterque and Zara Home.
There are 1,763 Zara stores around the
world, and Inditex has a total of 6,058 stores
and 120,000 employees.

Young, spontaneous and excessive are words
Big Brother Africa fans relate easily to her. Her
stories elicit taunts and laughter from
Nigerian viewers. Many waive her off,
preferring to call her ‘a disgrace to Nigeria’,
without a second thought.
But that is what Beverly Ada Osu has brought
upon herself, going into the finale of Africa’s
biggest reality TV show. She has given no one
reason to think or speak otherwise.
And she has revealed more of her dirty
secrets again:
Being real?
Beverly found herself on the wrong side of a
love triangle early in the game. Many gave
her the benefit of doubt when Ugandan
basketballer, Isaac ‘LK4’ Lugude decided to
play a fast one on her and South African
model Koketso Modibo. But many failed to
take that as a hint.
She moved on to Ethiopian student, Bimp,
after being shipped off to the Diamond House
from the Ruby House. She didn’t need his
permission to share his bed: She latched onto
him like a leech for her daily survival. But
Bimp’s avowed commitment to his girlfriend
ensured that he kept the lines of friendship
very clear.
When South Africa’s Angelo Collins connected
with Beverly at the party zone, it was a case
of two housemates finding love on the
rebound; and that love which Beverly shares
with the dance instructor has seen her throw
caution to the winds. After two near mishaps,
Beverly finally let go last Friday in Biggie’s
bathtub. She became the fourth female
Chasemate to made love on live TV, following
closely in the footsteps of Betty, Selly and
Cleo.
Her many exaggerations
Beverly made ears twinge earlier when she
revealed that she was expelled from
secondary school. Then she spoke about a
‘thing’ with singer 2Shortz and tongues
wagged more. The singer’s rebuttal of any
links with her made people have a rethink.
Could Beverly be making up her stories? Not
long after many discerning fans began to pick
holes in her stories. Funny enough, she told
many of them to housemates without
bothering if she was over-stepping
boundaries of decency, tact, fact and truth.
“In Nigeria, I can be walking past a market,
and a market woman will stone me,” Bev told
Chasemates last week Friday. She claimed a
42-year-old man wanted to marry her after
meeting her just for a day, just to buttress an
earlier statement: “My mum used to tell me
that the guy I will marry, I won’t date for
long.”
While confirming that she dropped out of
Babcock University, she raised viewers
eyebrows with two blatant lies: “I went to the
most expensive school in Nigeria. I was a first-
class material before dropping out of school,
not because I don’t have the brain.” Many
can easily attest to the fact that Igbinedion
University’s fees dwarf that of Babcock and
many a first-class student can spell difference
without blinking.
If you still care you can read through these
random sensational picks: “Flirting is in my
genes,” she told Angelo. “I have over 16
Bibles,” she also told housemates. She
claimed that popular singer Omawumi
Megbele was her best friend. That was after
she let out that a journey from Nigeria to
Ghana by road took between 2-3hours. For
Beverly, the Nigeria naira exchanges at a
N100 to $1: “I told him [one of her ex
boyfriends] that I would charge N100,000,
that’s about a $1,000!”
Her loose tongue
Beverly’s stories have no boundaries and
respect. “My grandmother speaks Ibo and
doesn’t speak English very well. She is an
illiterate!” Her mother’s dealings in life are in
the open. From revealing that her 52-year-old
mother carried drugs, she claimed that she
was also an alaiye (mother of street urchins),
and spoke boldly of how her mother took one
young man to the cleaners with the help of
her brothers. Hmmm...
She told Elikem on Monday: “My first
boyfriend was Frank Okosa. He was 18 and in
SS2, I was 15 in SS3. He was the first to
made love with me.” She went ahead to reel
out a list of her many boyfriends after Okosa:
CJ, Nosa (32yrs), Rukkie (35yrs), Special
(32yrs) and Curtis (28yrs). To justify her
many men, she gave a lame excuse: “All my
ex were over-protective and they took me for
granted.” If she had stopped there it would
have been very unlike her. But she dropped
another bombshell for Elikem, the listening
ear: “I can’t make love except I am high.”
On Wednesday, Beverly still wanted to have a
say, as long as any housemate made a
comment. So, when Namibia’s Dillish
Matthews disclosed that her mother’s
birthday was August 14, Beverly jumped in,
“my mum’s birthday is tomorrow.”
Beverly’s many tales coupled with her
bathtub escapade with Angelo is not doing
her any favours with the fans. But if she can
avoid the possible eviction nomination list
next week, she will be in the annals of Big
Brother Africa history books as the only
Chasemate who made the grand finale
without being nominated for 11weeks. If her
name comes up next week, it would be safe
to say even at this time that she may never
make it to the finale, Nigerian or not!

Former Vice-President of Nigeria Between
1999-2013 Atiku Abukakar, have is own
question and answer session today on social
media twitter.
One of his follower on twitter ask Alhaji Atiku
Abukakar, why he does not give on social
media like Ace Music Producer Don Jazzy, the
Adamawa born politician replied swiftly by
saying he is not as rich as he is.
Check out the tweet below.
Atiku Abubakar @atiku
“@ZizouQA: Why can't @atiku share recharge
cards like @donjazzy?” But I'm not as rich as
Don Jazzy #smile
Michael Collins ✔ @DONJAZZY
If i get half of baba Atiku money, u think say i
go still dey holla EMINADO EMINADO . hissss. i
go need another session of #MakeOverbyGod
o
Atiku Abubakar @atiku
I am giving out an #EducationSolutions
scholarship. Please read all about it here
atiku.org/aa/2013/08/07/

Nasir Isiaku, 27, was speaking to a gathering
of Christians recently of his activities as a
member of the terror group, Boko Haram. He
also told of how he renounced what he called
“the cult” where he drank his victims’ blood
so their ghosts would not appear to him in
dreams.
This is Isiaku’s testimony has been slightly
edited so as to preserve its narrative
purity...read it below:
“I joined the Bafarawa Arabic Islamic Centre
in 2010 and they were teaching us Arabic
language. Every year, we take about 20
people to Iran for special training because our
zonal headquarters is in Iran. Our own group
is called sh*tte but we have the same agenda
with the Boko Haram sect. You people have
only been hearing of Boko Haram, but there
are other deadly Islamic groups that are also
part of Boko Haram sect. I can count up to six
of them that I’m very much aware of.
Whenever we heard that any of the sects was
fighting Christians, we always joined them.
My own group has been an Islamic movement
for a long time, even before I was born. It
reigned in the north during the Abacha
military regime and it has many branches in
the north. We are in major northern states
such as Kastina, Kaduna, Zamfara, Kano,
Bauchi, Borno, Gombe, Zaria among others.
Sometimes, when we want to wreak havoc on
Christians, we hire our own bus because we
have our own weapons, which we use against
the Christians. We usually join the Boko
Haram sect whenever they wanted to fight
the Christians or the soldiers because we
usually hear that soldiers kill our Boko Haram
brothers in Maiduguri, Yobe and Potiskum.
I used to be one of the most trusted hands in
the group because I was a very obedient and
loyal follower. I had my own secret office
where I received delegates from our sponsors
whenever our leader wasn’t around and
where I attend to the needs of any of our
members.
This is why I didn’t participate in many of our
attacks against the Christians or the soldiers
because I used to take care of the home
front. Our leaders usually psyched us up,
they brainwashed us to fight against
Christians because they are enemies of Allah.
They taught us that the more Christians we
were able to kill, the more our chances of
entering Alijonan (heaven).
Many of our trainings hold in the night,
around 10pm. There is a bush around the
school where we usually go for trainings.
Some aspects of the training we receive are
not ordinary; we used to drink what one
could call spiritual water because it is not
ordinary water. We also used to receive
strange visitors who were not equally ordinary
humans. We receive the visitors in a strange
way, our leaders used to summon them: they
used to instruct us to recite some passages in
the Quran and whenever we do that, the
visitors would appear to us during those
unholy hours. They could come in three or
four. They appeared like humans but they
are not humans. We know they are not
humans. They usually fortify us with charms
for the task before us. They used to instruct
us to be strong and fight.
Our leaders also used to render a lot of
assistance to support our cause. They bring a
lot of money in a pick up van and asked us to
use the money to buy guns. Many of our
supplies come from the zonal headquarters
and sometimes, there is a popular Bayelsa
man who is, though a Christian, supporting
our cause in cash and kind. I can’t remember
his name now. The Bayelsa man gave us
money and also supplied us with weapons for
the mission.
I am the second in command in my camp in
our group, and whenever our president
travels to the headquarters in Iran, I used to
coordinate the group and receive our
sponsors on his behalf. This is why I am able
to sit with the sponsors and know what
happens.
We had vowed to first kill all Christians in
Kaduna before dealing with others in the
north. Whenever we take the spiritual water,
we become more daring to do any evil. It
makes us more dangerous and if we were
annoyed at such moment, we could kill. The
water also fortifies us against gunshots. When
we have taken it, bullets will not harm us.
Also, we get mystery ring from our leaders.
About eight of us were selected for the ring,
and that ring provides almost anything we
asked from it. It is like a personal power for
us.
I can’t recall the number of people I have
killed. I don’t use gun most times. We usually
use guns to shoot people on the leg. If we
ask a victim: “Will you become a Muslim or
not? And he or she refuses, we slaughter the
victim like a goat. And after killing the victim,
we collect his or her blood in a very small cup
and then drink it. After drinking the blood,
the victim’s ghost could not hunt us in
dreams. That is what our leaders told us. And
indeed, once we taste the blood of people we
kill, we will not see them in our dreams.
Sometimes, when we don’t feel like drinking
the blood from the cup, we used our fingers
to touch the victim’s blood and taste it. It will
still prevent ghost of victim from hunting us
in dreams.
We used to kill Christians because we believe
that by killing them, we will enter heaven at
death. Our leaders used a Quranic passage
that seems to support our action (Recites
some Quranic lines). In interpretation, the
passage says: “O you believers, you should
not be friendly with your enemies.” ‘Believers’
here means we, the Muslims and ‘enemies’
are the Christians.
The leaders of our group and the sponsors are
many. Our sponsors are wealthy Nigerians.
They are in government, and many are past
Nigerian leaders. If I mention their names,
you would think I am just telling lies. We have
governors, senators who sponsor us heavily.
Our sponsors are many (Names mentioned
are withheld). You wouldn't believe some of
them are really part of us. We usually invite
them to the graduation of the students in the
school. That is when many know them as part
of us.
We have days we go to town to preach and
win more members. On such days, we add a
red cap to our white T-Shirt and trousers. On
another occasion when we put on black caps,
it means we won’t fight.
We have infiltrated the Nigerian forces. We
have our members in the police and army.
Those members help us a lot whenever we
want to fight.
However, we are very secretive, my blood
brother who was not a member didn’t know I
was part of the sect. I kept my association
with the sect secret from people close to me
who don’t share our views about Christians.
My father loved me very well.
Right from the time we attended Chachangi
School, a lower school in my place, our
Islamic instructors had been drumming it into
our ears that we should tighten our belts to
fight the Christians. They instructed us to
always be armed, either with knife or gun.
They even told us to have our own gun and
get license for it.
My own area in Kaduna is Torumada, it is a
haven for many Islamic terrorists in Nigeria.
Before I joined the Shiite school, I took part in
several fights in which we massacred many
Christians. The Christians in Sokoto are most
vulnerable to attacks from our people
because they are just within our reach, but
they have also been very lucky because a
major Islamic cleric in the state is always
pleading that we shouldn’t touch them.
We actually found out many places in Sokoto
where Christians are living. One of them is
Ota Road, but in order to respect our Islamic
cleric, we haven’t touched them.
Boko Haram has their men trained in
Afganistan. I don’t know if you have been
hearing about the Taliban, those who sacrifice
their lives through suicide bombing. The
Talibans are the ones who are training Boko
Haram men. I know Boko Haram usually have
about 60 men who go for training in
Afganistan. They train them on how to go on
suicide bombing, make their own bombs and
fight and do other dangerous things. They
also provide them with sophisticated weapons
such as bombs and all that.
Since I gave my life to Christ, I have been
getting several attacks from the cult. There
was a Thursday evening in Sokoto, I was
supposed to go to vigil with a roommate
named brother Matthew. He asked me to go
with him but I declined, saying I was tired.
When it was well into the night, I suddenly
heard a loud, disturbing knock on the door.
The voice that called out to me resembled
that of brother Matthew. It said that I should
open the door. The man actually spoke in
Hausa, asking me to open up for him, but
something pulled me back. My heart
pounded and I suddenly realized it could be
an impostor coming to attack me. But then, I
couldn’t pray, all I could only mutter was Holy
Ghost fire! I said this repeatedly till the
stranger disappeared. And then I heard the
barking of a dog from somewhere in the
neighbourhood.
Eventually, when the real Matthew came from
church and asked for the door to be opened,
I became hysterical with him. I demanded his
explanations for the earlier visit but he said it
wasn’t him. Initially I didn’t believe him. It
took the explanation of another brother who
confirmed that he was actually in the church
all through the night for me to let things be. I
could have killed him.
Before the attack, I had been keeping
indoors. I couldn’t go out just anyhow
because I knew members of the group would
be looking for me.
So, after that incident, my pastor decided to
take me to his village, away from the area
where everyone knew me.
It is only God that can stop the war Boko
Haram and other Islamic religious sects have
started against the Christians in Nigeria. I
thank God that I am out and now a Christian.
The frank advice I can offer to all Christians is
that they should start securing their own
weapons, tighten their belts and prepare for
war. The terrorist sects are prepared for war
already. I am just looking at all Christians in
Nigeria as dead people because of the level of
preparations the sects have made.
It was on March 6, that I had a strange
encounter that turned me into a completely
different person. We usually go for our
preaching on Fridays and Saturdays. I had
just returned from one of such outings in
Bodinga Local Government Area of Sokoto
State, it was around 3pm. I was about to
start taking ablution for the evening prayers
when it happened. A man in pure,
resplendent white attire just appeared to me.
And once I saw him I was scared and
dropped the small keg of water and ran off to
my office. My people were asking me and I
told them that I saw a man in white but they
said they didn’t see anybody and even when
I went back to the spot where I had seen the
man, he was no longer there.
Then that night when I slept, the strange
man in white came to me again. He was
holding a stick and then I was frightened and
I shouted and woke up with a start. My
people rushed to me and said I was having a
nightmare. Our leader said that the man in
white must be an evil one. They took me to a
powerful Mallam in Gombe who did some
prayers for me to ward off the evil man in
white. After the prayers, the Mallam assured
me that nothing would happen to me and I
returned to our base. But then when I slept
again the following night, the same man in
white appeared to me again and this time, he
spoke to me. He said: “God has chosen you”.
He said that three times and I again woke up
with a start and that again alarmed my
people. But when they asked what happened
to me, I lied to them that there was nothing.
When it was morning, I took my bathe and
deliberately went to see a barber friend who
is a Christian. After he had finished cutting
my hair, I opened up to him. I told him about
my encounter with the strange old man in
white and he said that the man must be God
reaching out to me. I asked him why God
would want to reach out to me. He then
asked me if I was ready to give my life to
Christ and serve God and immediately I said
yes. I was even surprised at the way I simply
took it.
Since I started fellowshipping with the
church, I have become a different being. The
experience was like I had a thorough bathe,
which washed off all impurities like diseases
and all that. Before the experience, I used to
walk around like one afflicted with insanity,
but now, I am more relaxed and composed. I
now take time to take care of myself and
even have inner peace. I used to live on
drugs but now, I don’t take drugs any longer.
I feel healthy.
It is not easy to quite the brotherhood
because we undergo terrible and diabolic
initiation process that hardened us. It is only
by God’s touch that anyone one could
renounce the group. When I was still there a
certain high profile member of the Boko
Haram sect, named Shuaib, renounced the
group. I was part of many others who
personally swore that we would ensure that
we skin Shuaib alive if we see him anywhere.
But I want to tell my colleagues who are still
in it to have a change of heart. I now realize
that killing Christians would not take me to
heaven; instead, it will take me to hell. And
I’m ready to live a good life as a Christian.”

normaljenny: Bros no go kill us at all. Mod front page pls.



























I made front page today for the first time in 6 yrs

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My oga @ d top...I c u

House Member, Hon. Patrick
Obahiagbon never fails to amaze us with
his grammatically inclined words.
Read what he said on the current ASUU strike
issue battling higher institutions in the
country;
“This ASUU strike is a miasma of a deprecable
apothesis of an hemorrhaging plutocracy,
cascadinly oozing into a maladorous
excresence of mobocracy.
With all tarmangant ossifying proclivities of a
kakistocracy, our knowledgia centura is
enveloped in a paraphlegic crinkum crankum.
Therefore, ASUU, cest in dejavu, dejavu peret
ologomabia.”

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