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seydam21: [b]In which part of Africa will you find Tanzania
West Africa
North Africa
Southern Africa
East Africa

A hexagonal kite has --- sides.
5
6
4
7

The followings are true concerning a trapezium except
It does not have any line of symmetry
All the sides are of different lengths
All the angles are of different sizes
It has two angles equal but others different.

A man bought 100 eggs at N1500.00, 10 eggs were damaged. He sold the rest at N20.00 each. Calculate the percentage profit made.
17
15
20
12

In a leap year a baker baked 500,000 loaves of bread, how many loaves did the baker bake in February, if his working days are Mondays to Saturdays?
1592
39800
38208
46168

In Nigeria democracy day is marked on
June 12
May 29
June 29
May 27

The -------------- originated the division of time as base of 60
Babylonians
Americans
Romans
Arabs

In the computer browser address field, what does the abbreviation www stands for
world wide web
word wide web
web wide world
wide web world

The earth is the ------ planet from the sun
3rd
4th
2nd
5th

The following deceases are transmitted by mosquitoes except
Yellow fever
Dengue fever
West Nile fever
Hepatitis fever[/b]

1. East Africa!!
2.6 sides.
3.it has two angles equal but others are different.
4.brb on that.
5.38208
6.May 29n
7.Romans.
8.world wide web.
9.third.
10.Yellow fever.

israel boy: gods of mercy ..........i have also been wondering oooh..........i hope it's not what i am thinking sha
I'm now confused, i don't know if i am the one typing self

BRO!!
No worry yourself, we will sort it out,
make the lady in question (aidy)
come first, let her come and tell us what the guy need from her!!

Meritbaba: lolz...jealousy, keep calm I trust aidy, she won't leave you just like that

baba , baba u mean i should keep calm abi??
remember! delay is dangerous!!

israel boy: ......although, they once told me that i'm gentle....i am yet to believe that...
See, i can do and undo.......me wey the breathe from my nostrils alone can crack egg.......i can do lot of things.....lets take a break...kos it seems i am spoilt with words........how will somebody just come from nowhere and will desperately be in need of another persons number.......is that not llbump-off of the greatest order......i don vex like mad....make nobody beg me yet

God bless you bro.
imagine!!
and the worst part is that the lady (aidy) will add him now,
and they wil start chatting.... ony God knows!!

seydam21: Amen!!


You are all welcome! Can we know you strangers

Monarch!! you no even put mouth on top this matter!!
who be that guy wey need aidy so badly now

Jdrake: 07033973326

Come!! what do you think you are doing
what do you want from aidy??
No make me vex @ all!!

Nigeria is suffering greater carnage at the hands of Islamist group
Boko Haram than it did during a secessionist civil war, yet this has
ironically made the country’s break-up less likely, Nigerian Nobel
Literature Laureate, Prof. Wole Soyinka, has said.
Speaking at his home surrounded by rainforest in Abeokuta, Soyinka
said the horrors inflicted by the militants had shown Nigerians across
the mostly Muslim north and Christian south that sticking together
might be the only way to avoid even greater sectarian slaughter.
The bloodshed was now worse than during the 1967-70 Biafra war,
when a secessionist attempt by the Igbo almost tore Nigeria up into
ethnic regions, he added.
“We have never been confronted with butchery on this scale, even
during the civil war,” Soyinka said in his front room, surrounding by
traditional wooden sculptures of Yoruba deities on Tuesday.
“There were atrocities (during Biafra) but we never had such a near
predictable level of carnage and this is what is horrifying,” said the
writer, who was imprisoned for two years in solitary confinement by
the military regime during the war on charges of aiding the Biafrans.
Soyinka, a playwright and one of Africa’s leading intellectuals who
still wears his distinctive white Afro hairstyle, turns 80 in two weeks.
He was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1986, the first
African writer to receive it.
The conflict’s growing intensity has led commentators to predict it
may split the country.
“I think ironically it’s less likely now,” Soyinka said. “For the first
time, a sense of belonging is predominating. It’s either we stick
together now or we break up, and we know it would be not in a
pleasant way,” he said.
www.punchng.com/news/bharam-menace-making-nigerias-break-up-less-likely-soyinka/

Where is Divsy
i need your whatsapp contact
or bbm contact anyone!!
i need it seriously o.

Aidy97: He should not pray for that ooo

see ya mouth, had it been you got 180 you will not be talking like this!!

Aidy97: It is 200 for futa oo..I dnt want 180..competition would increase

Seconded!!
*********that's mah baby**********

Aidy97: Futa's cutoff is always 200..I dnt even need to pray for it

Lol.
aidy you dn't get him,
he is praying that futa should accept 180 for cut-off.

Meritbaba: Jambe cutoff has always been 180 and some federal university will still insist on 200, though am praying that FUTA accepts 180 this year too

No am praying for the opposite.

My course mate i see you!!
@ ysbash!!
if yo don't want me to give you E-BLOW, leave this place now!!

i thought they have already released, cut-off mark now?
where is that man (easy) ?? shey you see that futa's cut-off will be 180?

former Governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, has
questioned the competence of the Minister of State for Defence,
Musliu Obanikoro, in addressing the insecurity plaguing the country.
In a speech made available to our correspondent, Tinubu said
Obanikoro had spent more time playing politics rather than facing the
job he was appointed to do.
He said that during the June 21 governorship election in Ekiti State,
Obanikoro was seen playing politics when he should have been in
Chibok, Maiduguri, where over 200 girls were kidnapped by terrorists.
The All Progressives Congress leader said, “The Minister of State for
Defence has spent more time in Ekiti than he has in Chibok. This is
not responsible democratic governance. It is a hoax.”
He added, “Boko Haram is an extreme manifestation of the chronic
and acute misrule that has spread gross injustice and mass poverty
across the face of our beloved nation.
“All nations have their wayward souls. However, in better governed,
more prosperous societies, the number of anti-social actors is much
less and even their extremism is somewhat muted.
“Because of their low numbers, they are confined to being a law
enforcement problem.
“But here, abject poverty swells their ranks. Here, they have become a
small army. With that, they are a national security threat and a
political challenge to a free and open society.”
However, Obanikoro described Tinubu’s statement as unbecoming of a
former governor.
The former senator, in a statement signed by his media aide, Ohimai
Amaize, said that rather than assisting the Federal Government in
tackling insecurity, Tinubu was using the opportunity to play politics.
He added that Tinubu had yet to recover from the trauma of the
defeat his party suffered in the Ekiti election.
He said, “It is unfortunate that people like Tinubu have chosen to
politicise our war against the Boko Haram insurgency. To begin with,
the mess we are trying to clean up was created by the opposition
which had promised to make Nigeria ungovernable for this
administration.
“If I have a political campaign, anywhere in the country to participate
in, I will go there. It does not in any way affect my responsibility as a
Minister of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. In other advanced
societies, their leaders deal with their security issues without reducing
it to politics.
“Leadership is multi-dimensional and I am combining politics with my
governance responsibilities.”
www.punchng.com/politics/tinubu-flays-obanikoro-over-insecurity/

Aidy97: Hmmmmmmmm..sweet words!..okay have heard u

ewwwwwwww!! that's my baby!!
won't you give me a hug

Former Minister of the Federal Capital Territory, Nasir el-Rufai, has
described the President Goodluck Jonathan as petty and incompetent.
The chief of the All Progressives Congress also believed the
Jonathan-led government has reduced Nigeria to a laughing stock in
the comity of nations.
“Unfortunately we have a president who is petty. When God has
elevated you to the position of being the President, how can you
stoop so low as to be concerned about who becomes the Emir of one
part of the country which you govern,” said El-Rufai on Tuesday in an
interview with SaharaTV, while responding to a question on the
insinuation that President was against Mallam Lamido Sanusi being
installed as the Emir of Kano.
“Unfortunately, he descended to that level; it is so sad, and it is a
reflection of the kind of people we have running our country. The
Federal Government did everything to frustrate Sanusi Lamido as
Central Bank Governor, removed him abruptly from office, and got
people to publish fictitious stories about him. “
El-Rufai argued that all these happened because someone had the
courage to say money was being stolen from the country’s treasury
and calling on the authorities to investigate and people asked to
account for it.
He added, “When God is set to elevate you, no one can bring you
down. Whether Jonathan likes it or not, Sanusi is the Emir of Kano.”
El-Rufai debunked reports on the Internet that the new Emir had
apologised to Jonathan, describing the report as false.
Full interview on SaharaTV
He said, “Sanusi that I know will not beg anyone for anything when he
is right. There is nothing Sanusi has done in office that is not proper,
and there is nothing Jonathan could have done to stop him from
being the Emir, since the kingmakers had already recommended him,
and the governor has appointed him.”
On the issue of the abducted Chibok girls, El-Rufai said, “If Nasir el-
Rufai is involved in Boko Haram, what are they waiting for? Arrest
and prosecute me.”
He claimed that the Presidency was full of “liars. They only know how
to point fingers to anyone for their incompetence.”
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The former FCT minister added, “Instead of sitting down and solving
problems, they blame others to divert attention from their
incompetence. The primary responsibility of any government is to
provide security. They have failed woefully. They are focusing on
blaming people. If you know who is behind terrorism in APC, you are
the government, you have security agencies, you have intelligence
agencies, you have the army and the police. Then what are you
waiting for?”
El-Rufai further challenged the present administration to fix the
current security challenges in the nation or risk being “crucified” by
the opposition.
www.punchng.com/news/jonathan-is-petty-presidency-full-of-liars-el-rufai/

Look at them, lagos is a no man's land!!
************Igbos, always the victim since 1967*****************
any slum is for the s/westerners while any developed area is for the alaigbos.
who are you guys deceiving sef??

seydam21: you be grasscutter o

wetin you mean?

Meritbaba: Am sorry jare broda, my whatsapp has expire I will upgrade it very soon. Neva mind that seydam I will pass a bill for his dethronement very soon

LOL!! no wahala.
baba, i remember when my own expire last 2 weeks, i use upto 4 different sim to download it...... mehn d mb is upto 90mb on android!!

Aidy97: *making arrangements for divorce*

hehehehheheheehe!!
come on baby AIDY,
you know i can't do that!!
am just kidding!!
you know i can't live without you!!
the day you will divorce me, "i will rather kill myself than to commit suicide"

Divsy: #shivering....abeg i no want wahala o...

come on don't worry!!
she ain't here!!
just for only 10 mins.
btw i like this your new monciker!!

Easy4reel: i dnt believe in LUCK i only trust GRACE to work miracles out but in this case eida luck or grace cn only wrk to upgrade jamb result, neida of dm cn wrk out pume applicatn...only FAITH cn do.....just d truth#

Good!! so leave the man to exercise is Faith now!!

The Senate on Tuesday directed its committee on states and local
governments to liaise with the National Boundary Commission to
investigate the United Nation’s decision to undertake boundary
adjustment between Nigeria and Cameroon.
The upper chamber during plenary condemned in strong terms the
attempt to cede part of Danare and Biajua communities of Boki local
government to Cameroon based on “an imaginary projection of the
Joint Technical Team and in disregard to subsection 12(1) of the
1999 Constitution as amended.”
The Senate therefore urged the Attorney General of the Federation and
Minister of Justice, Mr. Bello Adoke, to ensure a more effective
supervision of the boundary demarcation exercise to forestall the
country being short-changed under any guise.
Moving the motion on the issue, the Senate Leader, Senator Victor
Ndoma-Egba, drew the attention of his colleagues to the recent
activities of the Joint Technical Team, a sub body of the Nigeria-
Cameroon Mixed Commission.
He said the team was mandated to carry out field work to trace,
ascertain and reinforce the boundary points between the two
countries.
He added that the team went to the villages of Danare and Biajua in
Boki local government, Cross River State, aided by Nigerian soldiers
to arbitrarily enforce demarcation of the boundary between the two
countries.
He expressed concern that on two occasions, the exercise was
attempted in the area, there was no representation from Cross River
State in the United Nations team led by a Zimbabwean national, Mr.
Paul Mbaya.
At the moment, he said Cameroonian security forces are guarding
their border communities but there is no security presence on the
Nigerian side.
Ndoma-Egba specifically drew the attention of the Senate to the
October 10, 2002 adjustment exercise, and recalled that the
International Court of Justice to which Nigeria had subjected itself
gave judgment in the matter of the land and maritime dispute
between Nigeria and Cameroon.
In its verdict, he added, the ICJ awarded ownership of Bakassi
Peninsula to Cameroon in spite of the strong historical, cultural and
legal arguments put forward by Nigeria, a decision that has been
trailed by much controversy till date.
According to Senator Ndoma-Egba, based on the ICJ ruling, the
Nigeria-Cameroon Mixed Commission was set up under the auspices
of the United Nations to give effect to the judgment and carry out
detailed demarcation of the boundary between the two countries from
Lake Chad to the Atlantic Ocean.
He pointed further that the ICJ judgment did not provide for land
demarcation in southern Nigeria but expressly ruled on the maritime
boundaries, therefore the land demarcation exercise in Cross River
State is contrary to the ICJ judgment.
The Senate leader observed that on one hand, while the borders
between the two countries have been successfully demarcated in some
sectors, particularly at Lake Chad and Bakassi sectors, the
demarcation exercise is still ongoing in other sectors.
He added that the exercise was currently centered around the Danare-
Biajua sector in Boki local government.
The lawmaker also said that since the ICJ judgment recognised the
Anglo-German boundary of 1913 as the boundary between the two
countries in the Danare-Biajua sector, the job of the Joint Techical
Team in this sector would be to trace and locate the boundary pillars.
The pillars, he said, were identified as pillars 109, 110, 111, 112, 113,
113A and 114 planted under the Anglo-German agreement a century
ago in order to reinforce it.
He further expressed concern that while pillars 109, 110, 111, 112,
113 and 114 have been successfully traced with the cooperation of
the villagers on both sides of the boundary.
The pillar 113A, he stated, falls between pillars 113 and 114 and
which is critical in determining the boundary is yet to be located.
He said rather than explore the area to find pillar 113A following
pointers from the villagers, the Joint Technical Team took a short cut
approach and has gone ahead to chart a straight line projection
between pillars 113 and 114 which it attempted to enforce using
armed soldiers before they were prevented by the villagers.
The senate leader described as “hasty and insensitive”, the shortcut
approach by the Joint Technical Team which failed to consider the
justice of the matter, economic interest of the people, known
traditional boundaries and communal affiliation.
This, he stressed, was a potential time bomb capable of generating
confusion and crises in the area if not checked.
The Senate Leader was disturbed that the ceding of Bakassi brought
and has continued to bring untold hardship to indigenes of the
peninsula who had relocated to a land locked area and lost not only
their ancestral homes but the primary means of livelihood.
The Deputy Senate leader, Senator Abdul Ningi, said, the ceding of
Bakassi was still an illegitimate action because it has not been
ratified by the National Assembly.
He said there was the need for the upper chamber to know whether
the United Nations technical committee got approval from the federal
government before embarking on the exercise.
He said, “If the technical team did not get clearance from the federal
government before carrying out the measurement, has made the entire
exercise an illegal.”
Senator Thompson Sekibo, suggested the invitation of the National
Boundary Commission to guide the senate. Technical equipment
should be used to find the missing pole.
He insisted that Nigerians would resist any attempt to shift any land
to another country. In African, losing of land to another person is a
sign of weakness.
Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu, suggested the setting up
an ad hoc committee on the issue because the matter under
consideration is technical and highly sensitive, hence the need for the
senate to have facts.
Senate President, David Mark, proposed the need to get more facts
from the senate committee supervising the boundary commission. He
stressed the need to make decisions based on well informed facts.
The senate then asked the state and local governments committee as
re-enforced, to determine the facts and report back in two weeks.
Mark said, “the matter is very serious, we need all the facts to enable
us to take a decisive action on it.”
www.punchng.com/news/senates-moves-to-prevent-nigeria-cameroon-crises/

But wait o.
who else noice that we have two FUTA'S thread
this thread is not the one we were using before nairaland tragedy now!!

Meritbaba: am here o broda, Doly is now divsy

Alright sir!!
she has identified herself!!

eadeyeye2: Bless God i found the trend. Happy Ramadan fellaz and success to all of us

AMEN!!
but you came late now!!
how i life??

Meritbaba: you've been disturbing me of lately, I'm still thinking of how to punish you, Haven't you heard that all girls are to sit on their hobby's laps since oga bodmas didn't provide enough chairs

See two of unah!!
nawa wetin wan cause problem be that abi!!
merit what's happening now?
you no dey ever answer person for whatsapp!!

Divsy: chei...u bad gan o

Divsy!! no mind the man.
btw
************just come and sit on my lap*************
************before aidy comes back**************

Easy4reel: i'm sorry u av 2 stop considering urxef as futa aspirant...u cnt even apply 4 d putme if u'd scored 199.99.....simple truth#

You don't mean it bro.
haba haven't you heard of the word LUCK" before