This is true. This is very true. Christians have a choice--no lies, no fake love.

Yoruba people, una weldone ooo! Abeg nah question carry me come here, and I know say anyhow anyhow I go find the answer on top this platform.
Who fit help me translate "Aye le o ibosi o" from Yoruba to English?
Thank you.

The blog must be set up properly.

alright

Space

10) The advice.
This advice is very funny but true. Maybe they should make a stove that works with petrol.

9)The broke gossip.
When a gossip sends "Guess what?" on Whatsapp, I simply put this on my DP and reply "What?"
Then the gossip be like "Never mind."

Helping a lady.
That beautiful neighbor that invites you over only when her generator won't start.

7)The six pack. What did you except? All those hours in the gym is not for nothing.

6)The upcoming artists.
Every artists tries to brag once in a while, and that can be very funny. Vic O is a typical example.

5)Common sense.
Fashion has always been an enemy of common sense. Many people do dumb things everyday in the name of fashion.

4)The nose.
Alright, who NOSE the man? Don Jazzy and his nose have never gone out of the spot light.

3) The sugar ant.
This story always come up like a serious one, but the is quite annoying and hilarious in the end.

2) Santa Claus and Father Christmas.
Here in Nigeria, we see Santa Claus on TV but only get to meet Father Christmas in reality. This Father Christmas can be very funny and scary too.

1) The make up.
Many guys have fallen into this trap. You see a gorgeous lady today and another thing tomorrow. This, too, is 419.

Johnny is a Facebook based fictional character which provides lots of interesting, fun, weird and crazy facts; and also organize quizzes and Recharge Card Games to entertain the fans every once in a while.

Here is a list of the top 10 funny facts from Johnny that will always make you laugh. Sit back and enjoy!
Source: http://facebook.com/factswithjohnny

Hi, JideSM.

I don't understand my MTN line anymore. Anytime I recharge it, the airtime doesn't reach 24 hours. I keep getting charged for caller tune, fashion guide, learn English and many more.

I have called the customer care, and they unsubscribed me from all that, I confirmed it, but I'm still being charged. I sent "NO" to 140 to stop the caller tunes, but it said, "Message not sent." I sent the same message to 1400, but I still got the same reply.

I'm considering porting my MTN line to Glo. I would have done away with the sim, but I need the number.
My friend told me to make my last complaint on this thread before I port. If the problem persists, then I'm leaving MTN forever.

My number is 081-626-06-142.

FakeNEWSevryday:
I dislike dis woman since the day I hear that she can't breast feed her child because she doesn't want to have sag breast.



Fake Mother

Do you want her breast to sag?

It's not easy to make the call, because of the time it takes to hear the person you are talking to. The whole conversation gets mixed up as a result of the delay, and you, therefore, have to use "over" at the end of every speech.

FreeWorld23:
75m too small? She is that rich?

Don't forget, she can buy any man. Are men that cheap?

Icecomrade:

Why not strip the illiterate of his proffersor certificate, convey the title of the two smarter students and let them go jare.

EFCC no dey even reason well

For your mind you talk wetin make sense?

JoeCutie:
I hate adulthood...with it's responsibilities and pretences. I want to go back to childhood...where and when nothing mattered. Nothing! Just eat, sleep and play. The sexy thing is that you don't even have to open even a page of any of your books to write and pass exams.

Look what we've done to ourselves because we all wanted to grow so bad, thinking that it was fun. Childhood, please?

Eyah

Odunharry:
Op no put hide and seek, police and thief, war start, mama and papa etc

Ice and water.

Now that the N3.4 Trillion have been recovered, who dem epp?

She is not her father, and she doesn't own the school. She has the right to school where she wants to.

Just because my father owns the Coca-Cola company doesn't mean I can't drink Pepsi.

Why didn't Peter and BankyW stop him from deleting his account? They are his Batman and Robin.

So far, opera has been lagging behind with so many features, but I believe that we will start seeing improvements very soon.

lofty900:
If ordinary opera mini can sell for 1.2 billion dollars, only God knows how much chrome and Mozilla Firefox will sell

Opera has more users, and the users are what determine the value of the app.