₦airaland Forum

rattlesnake:
Wetin I wan talk wey I go need this level of gramm....does dangote use thus words

Dangote nah maths guru—he can calculate money.

Adaobi12:
Can someone state the difference between Guaranty and warranty.

My sister, ask Google.

SurefireAsoOke:
When I tell pple that English is more difficult than maths, sumpple wil say no.

You are right. English seems to be easier because we practice it everyday, so we become good at it. Maths, on the other hand, is mostly practiced in the class room, and people tend to forget most of it with time, except for addition and subtraction—thanks to money.

Lazyreporta:
U must be damn lazy. CRS still dey interesting if dem dey tell u all d kind joseph, and so on stories.

Every subject is interesting. It all depends on your level of understanding, and the way the teacher explains things.
I remember one of my CRS teachers. Any time he is teaching, he will be speaking very slow. So guys would just be sleeping in the class, and he doesn't even care if you sleep—he is used to it.

WaffenSS:
It's by opening the legs that she's able to buy the car in the first place.

We suspect but we are not sure.

emperorchedda:
Nice. How I love women that hustle for themselves

Although we are not sure if she hustled for herself...

dollyjoy:
it's begger,btw why the unecessary use of full stop?

Thank you! I wanted to say the same thing but I felt it was rude.

cruzita:
very funny but I didn't laugh ,I'm I alright?

You need to go back to school.

SPG4U:
I knw dis guy is rich....but he needs more fame than Tiwa is giving him....

what kind of man, flocks under his wife's boss

He knew Don jazzy before he met Tiwa. So he is defending his friend.

doyinisaac:
When did he turn to don jazzy's mouthpiece??Who is he??the only thing that made him famous is just because he is tiwa Savage's husband....aside from that ,what else do Nigerians know him for??

We know he's richer than you.

NEHLIVE:
Olamide is not a producer, so Teebillz shud shut up

Dumb ass, he wasn't referring to Olamide.

mitchyy:
You can still modify and remove that long quote

OK, thanks.

Snoopdogg just posted on instagram from Yobe, Nigeria.
See link and photo below.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAys3A0v9Pi/

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OP, you can use this website: https://www.tineye.com/
When you upload the picture, it will search all over the internet to see where else the picture has been used before—facebook, blogs, news websites etc—then you can read about it.

Maybe they are acting a film. Yea, it's definitely a film.

Itsmedozie:
How girls wey wear heels go take climb am

They can use the lifter.

Korede Bello has this type of car, but his own is white in colour.

Zoharariel:
PevertByNature,

Without taking into account, your previous thread titled "I'm Feeling Suicidal" where you stated that you feel like taking your life simply b'cos you have nothing to live for, I still will give you the benefit of the doubt, to provide me with the jackpot winning numbers for these 3 money lotteries:

1.) U.S.A Megamillions winning numbers for Tuesday October 28, 2014.

2.) U.S.A Powerball winning numbers for Wednesday October 29, 2014.

3.) Spanish El-Gordo winning numbers for Thursday December 25, 2014.

PS: If you're able to provide me with the ACCURATE winning numbers for these Money Lotteries, I will give you 10% of the proceeds.

10%? Let him just win for himself nah.

An unnamed woman who has been troubled in her marriage due to a lengthy period of barrenness running to over a decade has been blessed with 4 bouncing babies.

The woman in question and her babies

“This woman, a product of testimony has seen the light at the end of the tunnel after 12 years of sorrow and hopelessness.

Her friends, neighbours, famiy members and close associates are currently trooping into her house in large numbers to congratulate her.

Delay is really not denial for those that put their trust in God.”

purest21, you mean the girl didn't even talk of going back home? I'm suspecting that girl.
You know what? Forget about love for now and just send her back. Just get a car, pay for all the seats, and get her going. Because if that girl should die, you are in the baddest gbedu ever liveth.

NobleAngell:
Nice concept but it looks heavy. What happens when there is a need to run?

It isn't really heavy as it looks.

I don't know why I'm attracted to girls with long necks.

If I laugh and my name enter that list, there must be trouble.

kilokeys:
Lol
If u earn 150k and God's tithe is 15k

Who are you?

That's my best one.

In this Nigeria? Mehn! I'm proud of her; she's just changed my mind set.

myfantasies:
Nd his wicked deeds will take him nd his wife including his friend to heaven abi

No be only hell

Where we dey at the moment na wetin?

The way you are speaking is as if you've never done anything wrong.
We are in the third heaven.
Well, if they repent then they are good to go.

repogirl:
So you mean the rape victim cannot point out the attacker abi she blind?

Abeg OP make sure your fake story is intact before you come come and be fooling yourself in public.

That is it o. The whole story doesn't make sense.

Elosky20:
thats harsh man. he is a nigeria and he judges it as a nigerian. besides u forgot to mention that it happened in india. ur insult cannot make it right

If it happened in India, what then is it doing on Nairaland. The whole story is half-baked.

myfantasies:
Nd ur wife it's OK dat u should forget about it?

Op did you marry a monster, wat kind of a heartless wife did you get married to

If it's her sister dat was raped will she open her mouth nd say dat PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY, DAT PEOPLE HAVE TO BE SACRIFICED TO SAVE ANOTHER

Nd if it was ur sister would u lie for ur friend?

Op u r heartless, ur wife is heartless

May ur past haunt u forever

That's a bad prayer, and it can take you to hell.

StefanSalvatore:
U av 2 4gv urself n ask God 2 forgive u cuz he is d Ultimate forgiver.

Jst ask urself dis ultimate question n b sincere 2 urself "if u were 2 turn back d hands of tym would u av still testify against d woman's fiance"

Which bush you commot from? There's nothing like turning back the hands of time jor.

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]go and clear your conscience.. Confess to the people you hurt, the court and the little chilD your friend raped..










Or you can just shutup, forgive yourself and live a normal life without trying to be such a fucking_pussy nigga.. Your wife has got more balls than you man [/color]

Lol. When you become born again, you lose your balls.