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Pearly255:How many of such thing have you sent back to the forest, lets be realistic, we are in Nigeria!! |
samwash:This has always been my fear sincerely, i've made an effort blocking every avenue through which they could come in, i always feel the lizards and squirrels climbs the fence, but does monitor lizard climb fence too? Thank you, i will ask around for the chemical |
Freestainworld:Eaten by you...... Amen |
Lest i forget, i once read a post here on nairaland about watermelon farming, i decided to experiment with just a few. It came out so well, but you know what Squirrels destroyed all the fruits. I'm battling with their battalion too, i guess its due to the fact that my house is just by the stream.They always find their way in climbing the fence despite the barb-wire!! ![]() I'm going to need some tips on how to stop this invasion, please help a brother.... God forbid we see snake in this compound, my wife will run away for good ;DShe detest snakes more than anything!! Lalasticlala, help out!! |
One part already fried, it looked sumptous though, but God knows i aint eating this ![]()
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I had to distance myself due to the way it was splashing hot oil everywhere ![]()
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It was quite a deal ![]()
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I live in quite a quiet neighbourhood, my house sits on a 2plot of land built beside a small stream. One side of the expanse land house our building while we planted grass on the other for recreation and other social purpose. Now, despite mowing the lawn from time to time, we find it surprising how lizards have decided to make it an avenue for their rendezvous, you see hundreds of lizards running when someone aprroach the lawn. The funny thing is, you hardly see them when we are around, but the moment we return back home and the gate is opened, you see these reptiles flying around aiming for the exit. So today, i retire home early, due to our FASTING which we just started at Redeemed church to pray for Nigeria, i wanted to save energy to pray and probably catch some program on Dove Tv, as i opened the small gate, i saw something un-usual move by the extreme side of the lawn. Ordinarily, i would have ignored while i drive in. Surprisingly, i found myself picking up a spade just by the security post, and started running after it, lo and behold it was an average MONITOR LIZARD. After dribbling me for sometime, i finally sent it to the land of the unknown. I sent the photos to my wife, and told her i planned giving it to the security guy since i cannot eat it, she called in immediately telling me how someone told her how rich in protein it is and very expensive in the market due to the value. She concluded by saying she 'd like to taste it for the first time. Since i couldnt touch it, i called in some guy to come do justice to it. Enjoy the images below!!
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If you have palm kernel you want to sell, i'm always available to buy please! |
kolade560:You lots address people on here without any form of courtesy, most especially when its a contrary opinion, like people here are all kids right? You should learn to address issues without derogatory words just as you wrote above, i'm going to let this slide. You lots need to be guided really! |
weyreypey:Knowledge as i reiterated earlier will guide you to understand not everyone on nairaland are babies you can throw tantrums at, i will let this slide. However, you need to inculcate the habit of expression without insult. Be guided pls! |
weyreypey:Ofcourse, he will definitely finish his 8years in your family compound. Seek more knowledge to decipher unfolding events, it will help in your decision making! |
Trumpcard05:I've bookmarked this page, i will remind you as soon as POI is been declared as winner. You guys have been sold a dummy, the intellectuals have seen through the charade of Obaseki, he doesnt have any meaningful agenda than ending godfatherism. So he want to end godfatherism to become one huh?....how this politicians think we are all myopic baffles me... September is around the corner albeit!!! |
Your best bet is going to Mandellas at Oke- Aarin market in Lagos, there you can get in bulk and cheaply too. However, if you are going premium, you can order online from some foreign stores, but you need to be wary of scammers too! Goodluck!! |
raptex:Aprreciate bruh, thanks lots! |
airmirthd1:Sophia is still very much vivid in the picture! |
yungbanks:Thanks bruh, lots more on the way! |
Kaycee9242:I understand....will tryna do that by weekend! |
...... Give you head? How could you.....i mean......no.......never, dont even think about it. I submitted confused and disappointed at thesame time, how could this bright homely lady be asking for a head, does she mean she has been engaged in such for a long time? I mean, it takes a pro to ask a man for such..... I thought! Obviously, by now every zeal for sex has disappeared and erection gone like there was none in the first place... I sat down slowly beside her while Rosemary pulled up the duvet to cover her whole body while she backs me. Well i'm sorry to...... Please stop....she cut in. And if you dont mind, i will just like to be left alone for the night, and i will still appreciate if you can stick with your original plan of sleeping on the rug ok.... she continued. No no no no, you dont have to take it so seriously, i didnt mean to exclaim the way i did, i was just shocked and i was a bit confused, i'm so sorry Rose...I just want you to understand i havent done that before. Do you have an earpiece? Rose asked Okay then, i'm gon leave you to yourself if you so crave for that....i concluded. The night was uneventful as i slept as soon as i lay on the rug, i woke up the following morning to meet an empty bed, i checked everywhere and realized Rosemary has gone without even notifying me, i checked the time and it was 8:45am. Well, i made up my mind to play along like nothing happened, i also decided not to go check her up, because she could use me catch thrills with her room mates. I respect myself alot! The weekend was just going like the usual, doing laundry, cleaning and arranging the room, shower, arranging a bowl of cereals and then settling to watch movie, not until the usual happened. I heard a knock when i was just arranging to eat my flakes, who could that be... i thought, could it be Rosemary has changed her mind and decided to come around? Could it be hostel mates who want to borrow an item? Hostel mates can borrow anything, those who have been in that situation can relate.. When i heard the knock again, now more evident.... i packed my food and hid in my wardrobe, because if its those guys as usual, dem no get shame, dem no go leave until we finish the flakes. I braced myself and opened the door. I was about leaving, but i knew someone was inside when i heard the wardrobe sound, what were you doing inside? The prof echoed.. I was so in shock, the last person i was expecting to see come unannounced was prof.. Good morning sir, i made to prostrate while he breezed past me into the room.. Where is your room mate? He asked He travelled sir, he was complaining of malaria, so he had to travel home on friday for proper treatment sir....i said still filled of trepidation. How could Daniel or Tobi not notify me of his impending visit, i doubt if he told them he would be visiting, Daniel would have informed i trust... How have you been coping with hostel life and where did all this gadgets come from? Sir, actually Sunday my room mate brought them from home..... Your guess is as good as mine...... Prof used the next 1 hour or so to lecture me against negative peer influence, bad company and the rest. I was really sober by the time he left, he threatened that my first semester will determine whether i will continue my stay at the hostel or come back to his house. I really had a deep reflection all day reminiscing about all what prof said. And i remembered if it were not that i had that misunderstanding with Rosemary, maybe he would have met her in my room stretched out on the bed sleeping after the marathon we would have had....sigh, i thank my star! Well, i met Rose monday morning after the 2nd lecture, she was avoiding me obviously, and funny enough, she didnt answer nor asked question in class as she always do.....i must have really struck a nerve! I caught up with her on the stairs walking with a department mate. Rose, how you doing? Can you please spare me some minutes? Oh no, i'm just heading to the library to sort somethings out. She responded sharply without meeting my gaze. I was about saying something, when she cut in... I will take you out for lunch by 2:30 if thats ok, you can meet me up at lecture theatre 3 by 2pm... she said briskly walking away... Alright, good...i'll meet you up, see ya then! She waved without looking back.... Rose was elegant i must say, good structure, normal height, right curves, nice butt...the one that wriggles when you walk, intelligent, calm and looks well trained.... So where did this lady know about giving head for christ sake.... i stood thinking. Looks can be deceiving really..... Please ignore any error, i've never had time to read through to rectify errors made.. Thanks!!! |
...... I moved my hand with intent down to her butt, i placed it there, didnt have the mind to stroke it, i was like that for the next 5 minutes or so, not knowing what to do next. I realised i was sweating already despite the cold, then i summoned courage to move my hand and stroke her butt gently. Surprisingly, Rose didnt react, that further boosted my morale. I moved to kiss her fore-head. Then, out of the blues came that gentle but steady voice.....your first? She asked The question jolted me back to reality, eerm..my first like how, i dont understand. Is this your first of being with a lady? She asked with that gentle & sleepy voice, with her head on my shoulder and part of her body on mine. Well, i wouldnt say this is my first, i retorted not sure of the right answer to give. Then man up....she said Omg, what an affront, this is the first time i'm going to be hearing a lady dare a man in this situation, i smiled sheepishly as i braced myself for the event that was about to unfold. I gently moved and tilted her head up a bit, i went for her lips which was already moisturized, we kissed gently while i moved my hand freely on her back, after a while, the kiss was becoming heated and our breathing was on same rhythm....i pushed her gently on her back without breaking the kiss, i stroked her breast gently through her cloth, i realized she pushed her body towards me... oh she liked that, i thought.. I was on the breast stroking and nibbling the nipples at thesame time. From nowhere, she raised her cloth up, please suck my nipple Gabriel... Then i went for it like no man's business, Rose has a banana shaped breast with a thick black pointed nipples beseeching at me... What a time of my life in the comfort of my room, having a lady beckoning at me to take her whole, and not just a lady, but the brightest in my department...As much as this feelings was strange, it was exciting and interesting at thesame time. My hand was stroking one breast while i sucked the other, and i was changing intermittently till i heard Rose moaning softly telling me to focus more on the left breast. By now, i was solid hard like a rock, i felt Rose hand moved towards my penis, stroking it gently....this gal seems to know the right thing to do... i thought silently... After a while, she brought it out and was stroking it so hard while she was moaning so loud, by then i was already licking her neck and ear lobe that i thought she was going to uproot my penis... if i'm not careful, this gal might uproot my penis if i dont caution her...i thought silently. Like she read my mind, she suddenly stood up, removed her cloth with speed of light, pulled down her red g-string pant... She went back to lie down with urgency while i removed my clothing. I was about going over her ready for world war7 when she pushed my chest..... Please give me a HEAD! Whaaaat!!! I almost screamed..... To be continued...... |
Brooklynsouth:They are miles apart lady, i'm always open to constructive criticism, Gej disposition at the helm of affairs shows how much je embraced and encouraged parasites in his kitchen cabinet, he also justified such when he said and i quote "STEALING is not CORRUPTION" |
APCHaram:Coward you say? I'm thrilled really. If that cowardice has gotten him to the position he is today, wont you rather wish to be one? Silence is golden boy, you need to learn the act of engagement. Not everyone can be like Fani Kayode with a loose mouth! |
flyingpig:Ordinarily, i wouldnt have dignified you with a response, but you need to understand your defected upbringing/sheer ignorance has consumed you. Calling someone who hasnt been indicted, condemned, coupled with no history of stolen funds a thief shows your level of ignorance and bitterness, and i hope it wont be your undoing in the long run, i can only hope! |
Red label...that was during university days, how i got home, i didnt know...but i woke up early the following morning to realize i didnt make it out of the car, vomitted on the stirring wheel, car door and the floor, probably when i was trying to open the door to throw up...sigh. I was glad i did clean up my mess before my neighbour woke up, it would have been a really big disgrace.... I'm glad i dont take anything alcoholic anymore, Jesus saved me! |
So because this man mobilized his ward executives to pass vote of confidence on Dr. Oluyede against the wish of external interference, they came to arrest him? Were they actually expecting him to go contrary(betray) his town man because of politics? We still have people who will never compromise their standard because of a plate of porridge! |
Those guys are products of a failed society... They hypnotize their victim, and then proceed to rape her if they realize she doesnt possess any valuables at that moment...Now imagine almost 7 idiots raping a lady? Sigh!!! But the funny thing is, dem dey look face before dem approach their potential victims. |
A clear cut case(bankable) indeed... but in the president's address, he has warned all interested party to withdraw court cases immediately, he further threatened there will be consequences if they fail to adhere. The question is....... who will want to go against the president's directive in this era of lawlessness? When the court has gone to the dogs? |
Hmm... Sincerely, with the ways some un-informed igbos has been reacting above me like chemical, making reference to yorubas whenever any APC news pops up is ridiculous... how can a race be this bitter & confused? You lots needs to be decisive on what u crave for, whether the PRESIDENCY or BIAFRA... You cant eat your cake and still have it... How long are you going to be hating on those whose ambition are clear cut like crystal? We want the presidency by 2023, and that we shall get with or without your support as long as God is on our side on this. One with God is majority!!! The ship has sailed, you can choose to board or get drowned!!! |
bolaayenimo:You are just being mischievous!!! |
Inherent evil in human nature...people kill, forgetting there is life after death...#BlackKillBlack |
Iran is really playing to the gallery, they are really testing Trumps patience!! |
I'm outrightly against any pastor or person that is calling for prayer against this war, if it is the will of God, so be it..... If it will take war to sanitize this world full of heartless rulers & injustice,why not? We can't keep on doing same old thing and be expecting a different result, that's impossible! |
Squirrels destroyed all the fruits. I'm battling with their battalion too, i guess its due to the fact that my house is just by the stream.

