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our parents dem....

Dem still dey Before the birth of Christ sha...

Dem still think say their children holy pass..

So True Sha#

So back to our question?

jopretty:
Mum was like "my daughter you have eyes, biko superglue him"...

lol

Now am single mom keep asking me son how far?

i no dem see them girls again wetin happen?

My mom was like,son i don't like that girl


'Her eye too Tear"

What about yours?

JuicyGee:
Is this luck or destiny

Destiny bro
Cause when opportunity meet preparation you meet destiny not luck..


There is no such thing as luck....

She was simply blessed via the work of her hands....

You need to just do something, someday you never know you will met you destiny.

i remember trekking a very long distance cause the traffic jam was much i don't wanna miss before she change her mind.

Share yours!!!

Great advice from the Richest person in China Mr. Jack Ma.
Jack Ma says, "Please tell your children that the world is changing every day and no one is going to wait for you in the past. When lighter was invented, matches slowly disappeared. When calculator was created, abacus was to fade away. When digital camera was designed, the market of negative film no longer existed. When direct market selling/internet-based selling arises, traditional marketing declines. When smartphone with 4G (wireless internet access) was introduced to the world, you no longer need to turn on your computer at home. When WeChat and WhatsApp (mobile text/voice/video messaging) are developed, traditional text messaging is no longer as popular as before.
Let's not to blame "Who took over Whose business." It's only because people are more adjustable and adaptable to new ideas and changes in the world.
Someone asks Jack Ma, "What is your secret for success?" He says, "Really simple...I am doing (action) while you're only watching."
Please remember that the world keeps changing every day. If you don't change, you'll be left behind. You reap what you sow with your time. If you spend time to drink, you may become an alcoholic. If you spend time to complain, you may become a blamer. If you spend time to beautify yourself, you may become a pretty girl/handsome guy. If you spend time to stay healthy, you may enjoy a healthy good life. If you spend time to be picky, you may become a 'mean' person. If you spend time to learn, you may gain wisdom. If you spend time with your family, you may foster a warm and loving relationship with your loved ones.

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Greetings house,
i am kelvin,
I am a registered Nurse here in Nigeria ,I want to apply to study PSW in Canada, George Brown College.

I have about 1.5 years experience.

I want to know the requirements I will need to submit to the CiC.

Please I want to know the requirements or things my sponsor need to assist me with like SOA etc

And also, the documents I need to submit.

My sponsor is a family friend.

Please house kindly advice me accordingly.

Your contributions will be appreciated thanks.

#True

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JayJustus:
my nigga dem do you strong thing hahahahahaa...your vexing meter don red be dat ooooo..hahaha...you need to see my "ignore list"...they will say hi first but to keep up that conversation you will become a police officer #InterrogationStyle yet they will come on here and start claiming rights like what...many don't even know their left from right only hide behind some cheap makeup

Some don't have anything to offer seriously.

Seriously some of them are just only good for banging.

I was asking one where do you see your self in the next 5 years..

she said I will be at home now..

I was like doing what, she said she don't know...

That day I knew I have been chatting with a looser

JayJustus:
Nigerian lady? why should you be surprised? many of them are graduates but to hold a simple conversation they can't...where is that pulse TV guy to come slay these murrafackers

Some of them are just blank olodos.

NoFuture ambitions.

Someone will come here and be clamouring for gender equality,make i catch that person first.

What do you have to offer.

Nada.
So ladies keepshut.

yrret:
If they rush in replying; they'll assume they are cheap.

If they reply in more than three words; they'll think they are pressuring for a chat.

If they reply late; they believe they are responsible and busy.

And the worst of it all, their phones are 'always' with them.

I wonder why most 'irrespponsible ladies' still embrace such a life style.

Dem no get sense...

Before you know they will come to shiloh and be disturbing baba God...
When they actually created their own problems..
#I fear for the future OF A Nigerian lady

kidgod:
This one no dey pain me. Make dem dey reply with k or kk na hin dey pain me. I feel vex go flog the girl for house
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Omo this one pain reach bone ooo...

One a girl replies me with "K"

Am blocking her Asap.

There a thousand and one girls out there why settle for some loser,who does not know anything.

kaziblake:
you won't blame her.

Some girls don't know how to hold a conversation.

I belame her jor...

Some girls are not just it abeg..

You greet someone Goodmorning and they answer you same,
How will you feel?

That's not an excuse abeg.

MrsPhyno:
The guy is a loser. Abeg. It's too early to even list the reasons why his rant was unnecessary and lame.

Bigger loser SMH for you.

All una dey the same group...
Stupidity is always the trend for some Nigerian ladies.

SQLmastar:
But Did the ghel beg or pay the guy to chat with her?

She owes him no explanation. Abi na the guy buy fone for her? Mtcheew!

Hope a girl does this to you bro....

ewew

bump

bump

As in to survive without being loved and all?



Am not sure ooo


How about you?

I met her at the hospital when i came to see a sick friend.


How about you?

ajibolabd:
will work and will last a month. happy Sunday

Bros please i want to know,
The other weekend 3gb(#500 own) how long can it last,can i use it during the week?

Thanks

Omonjoe:
I am also going for PGD. I only paid acceptance fee before I applied for visa and I have not yet even pay my first semester tuition. I got visa without paying my full semester tuition fee

Hello omonjoe,

I am a Registered nurse here in Nigeria i will be going for my post graduate diploma hopefully before April this year i need your help,

As to the requirements and all am a newbie,how you did everything,

i would really appreciate boss

Greetings everyone,

I am a registered nurse here in Nigeria with 2years working experience i was wondering if someone knows the kinda of post graduate program i will run in canada to obtain my bsc degree in Nursing faster..

Please thank you..

You are just a saddist go nd jump into the lagoon

charix:
You sure it's not this _stupid thing Nigerians do where they're cousins but call themselves brother and sister?
What kind of _stupid name is 'Zain'? A Nigerian can't answer that talk less of Iya mmiri them. I can understand Asher being the family name of her white spouse but Zain being her first name?!

RadicallyBlunt:
Mumu how many bullet have u taken for ur family members and relatives. Ur old mother is probably in d village wearing out and ure in lagos here wasting money to buy Mb for asking foolish questions. U didn't even think about taking care of a lawful wedded wife..d mother of ur kids. Its an ordinary gf that u've not paid her bride price that u want to die for.

Naija we can take things serious sha......

yu ask me whether i get bae sef...

bump

i think i will if she is willing to take the first 2


How about you??

hmm

This girl sends me a friend request on facebook,i accepted so she initiated the convo,

It was going well,she was caring, and all, but due to my past experience with girls...

I had to ask her why she was being nice to me and she was like,"nothing ooooh!" can't I be nice again.

She just broke the news to me that she needs 5k just like that,for what ?she said she was to attend a wedding she needs to pay for the asoebi ..i barely know her.

I guess she knew, where i was going, she blocked me asap.


In the past,these girls don chop me sha...

Abeg drop your experience no insults please!!!!