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[b]A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" "I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me." "I understand every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird." "Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer; can't you?" "Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. And I am especially good at ornithology. You should buy me; I am a great companion." The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. He says. "I can't afford that." "Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "Nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can get me for $20.00; just make an offer." The guy offers twenty dollars and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational. He's funny; he's interesting; he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, and gives good advice. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your lover and the mailman." "What?" asks the guy. "Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth." "What happened then?" asks the guy. "Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your lovers crotch and began petting him all over," reports the parrot. "My God!" the guy says. "Then what?" "Then he pulled down the briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down." The parrot pauses for a long time, "What happened? What happened?" says the frantic guy. "That's what pisses me off. I don't know." said the parrott. "I got a hard-on, and fell off my fccking perch.".[/b] |
Ujujoan:[b]If that's how it works then this thread is useless! [s]i dumped my mtn line for etisalat since 1800 [/s] |
iyatrustee: [b]*faints*[/b] |
agoshofin:That's not fruit of labour it's a free thing. Besides what will you discuss with with ur mum the whole day? |
ZIM DRILL:All you need is in this post! He threatened you abi? It's ur turn meet him tell him you've reported to the police that he raped you then asked him to make a choice between JAIL & ABORTION. |
In this case i will put the babe 1st because with 1500 airtime, mum would be satisfied and i believe there won't be much to talk about and secondly i won't be calling mum everytime like i would call my babe. |
REASONS NOT TO CONSIDER ABORTION 1. Its Murder 2.Its not the babies fault that you had bad timing. 3.You will regret it later if you have a heart. 4.It gives you more of a chance of getting infected. 5.The girl could die during the procedure 6. You would be better off just having the baby and giving it up for adoption than killing it. 7. There is no greater miracle in life than a baby, so why would you want to destroy it. 8. You are alive because your mother didn't have an abortion. 9. Abortion is torture to the most innocent thing in the world. 10. Babies are beautiful gift from God. Bros so na you get dat thread abi? Why you no use CD na? |
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190:Dat one hard o Spclst900:Will you choose a love-peddler over your girlfriend? |
Somegirl know 9ja finish oo. ![]() |
A honest prostitute or a lying/ cheating girlfriend ![]() Considering that so many of us lie and cheat on our partners, girlfriends/boyfriends, husbands/wives, a thought came to mind this afternoon and I would like your opinion on this. Who do you think is morally more corrupt? A prostitute who due to her circumstances/needs or just a weak personality ended up in this degrading trade but never lied in her life or cheated on anyone. OR A 'normal' woman who is a loving girlfriend/wife and a 'caring' person but has cheated and lied to all her past and present partners while being in 'normal' relationships? Thanks in advance for sharing your opinions/thoughts. Una well done ![]() |
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I have another NL ID and I willWhy is everyone creating a new I.D just to post rubbish? You know the circumstances surrounding her yet you couldn't afford ordinary GOLD CIRCLE ? The way forward is either you abort or you deliver. So make ur choice ![]() |
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iyatrustee:After deceiving Beync it's a carrot you ate it at last huh Na wa ooo
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iyatrustee: ouchhhhh, Babe but i taught used a CD? ![]() |
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Black lady? Hmmm MOBO broke the rule! |
^^ When did it became a crime for a girl to call a guy? So girls don't all you? If yes aren't they someones chick? There's nothing to worry about for just that bro! What if he see his girlfriend hugging a guy? Nai be say he go just kill himself na. ![]() |
My girl: hihope u r greatI see nothing to be suspicious about the conversation! Or it is a crime to call ur girl honey? You don't hv proof yet that she's cheating wait till you see them kissing or till you see a message that relates about their last performance in bed. |
See thread You go fear! Anyway Congrats hope you'll name one Seun and the Other Nairaland? , ![]() |
Beync:carrot get size na. where is Dr 190 self? @MR CORK ![]() am outta here
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Creamish: Abeg shook every hole wey she get. Make sure you post the link for sexuality session latter sha ![]() |
iyatrustee:[tr][/tr]Babe pls come in for counsel/treatment i know you are not sacred of taking injection. ![]() |
Beync:Dr 190, pls what should i do to this one? I haven't even inserted/touch her with my Dr my Johnson is only 20inches long and 10inches thick. |
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